MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 20 - 04:57 PM

Quid de te alii loquantur, ipsi videant, sed loquentur tamen. ["... you will not any longer attend to the vulgar mob's gossip nor put your trust in human rewards for your deeds; virtue, through her own charms, should lead you to true glory.

-only in a tolerent democracy-

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 20 - 05:36 PM

Is there a preacher, much bemus'd in beer,
A maudlin poetess or rhyming peer anywhere?
A jerk, forelorned his father's soul to cross,
Who pens a stanza, when he should egress?
Is there, who, lock'd from ink and paper, scrawls
With desp'rate sharpie round his bathroom walls?
All fly to Tweet, and in angry strain
HE tries to keep them mad or vain.
Donald, whose giddy son neglects the laws,
Imputes and damn'd my works for cause:
Poor Donald sees his frantic life go down,
And curseing wit, and poetry, he drowns,
In his arrogance, rhetorical sputum and shit
His next election will end with a hit.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 01:48 PM

I was with you up to the last line. There will be no more elections for that cretin. Only prison. His loyal zealots are blocking access to GSA facilities and dollars to the new administration. I suspect court hearings will soon follow.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 03:58 PM

hehe "I fully expect a smooth transition from republican prez to inmate." quote Mike Pompous

Let the punishment fit the crime;
Tell him that there is a toilet paper shortage in prison
force him to walk the ramp
give him a flesh eating infection and deny its serious
while in solitary tell him only bizaar lies
Play 'He's a Loser' in his cell 24/7
Let guards eat chocolate cake in front of him
Do not allow any other white person on the prison block
When Golf digest comes on the TV change channel to MSNBC
Promise him Putin will visit - but never comes
Ask him if he would prefer an Epstein resolution.
Tell him James Baker and Dershowitz are his lawyers but Rudy shows up instead

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 04:47 PM

Sugar in the gas tank, sand in the gears
gum up all the works, for years and years
The brat wants sweet revenge for losing face.
Its not his fault should he lose a race.
All his 2 faced friends agree he won.
Pretending that he's right is kinda fun.
He's the kinda kid who steals the trophy.
He eats chocolate cake and drinks kofefe.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 20 - 08:15 PM

What we had for dinner this evening. Not as good as eating it in Alsace in Joseph and Arlette's garage and fresh from the cooker, but I do recommend it. Hint: it's NOT a pizza.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 05:43 PM

Mom, I woke up with a numb left arm this morning. I got to ride in an ambulance to the horsespittle and they did scans and all and found I'd had a stroke (not of good luck). I'm going to get my right carotid artery reamed out on the 16th because the surgeon said that it's full of "junk" -- a medical term, so you'll have to look it up. Tomorrow is an echocardiogram and pre-op is Friday the 13th and surgery (that is, the throatcutting) is Monday the 16th.

We'd planned to stay home for Thanksgiving anyway this year.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 06:23 PM

Plumbing problems are best done sooner than later. I so hope the numbness is only sensory. People need an embollism like a hole in the head. A carotoid stint? Repair under by pass? Let us know how it goes when convenient. Clogged pipes are better than anurisms but good health is best. Get well as healing allows. Good thoughts are turned up to 11.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 08:16 PM

What Donuel said.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 08:35 PM

Carotid stents are not his treatment of choice. He opens the artery, uses a plunger first and then a Roto-rooter machine and hopes he doesn't bust the pipe.

Seriously, he said stents can cause plaque to build up on the surface. I have to believe the surgeon because I'm not up to doing this myself.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Nov 20 - 10:40 PM

Have Pat take along some of her quilting materials and other crafts - does she have any knitting needles or really fine crochet hooks? They might come in handy. Just ask the head surgical assistant to throw those in the autoclave before the surgery so he has them available.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 20 - 09:38 AM

She can't come into the hospital. They tightened the rules a couple weeks ago -- no visitors! Surgery is being done at the Idaho Legion Hovel Surgical Center and Horseface Ike Memorial Delirium Tremens Ward

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: JennieG
Date: 13 Nov 20 - 01:15 AM

Geez, Rap......I pop in this morning to check up on how folks are doing and what do I find!

Here's wishing you a non-eventful stay in the horsepittal, and I hope Nurse Natched is kind.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Nov 20 - 12:16 PM

Have Pat slip those items in your pocket when you head into the building then. And both of you stay safe. This pandemic is no B.S.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 20 - 09:44 PM

10 a.m. Monday, Mountain Standard Time (about 1700 GMT). My surgeon.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Nov 20 - 12:40 AM

The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When the papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation
It's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law
The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time his name gets mentioned
The papa said, "oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention"
Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Maggie, the queen of Corona
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Whoa, in a couple days they come and take him away
But the press let the story leak
And then the radical priest
Came to visit the clink
they found he had escaped
Where Julio is I don't know
They say he's in Idaho
to do his unique procedure
If they catch that boy practice medicine again
They're gonna stick him in the house of detention
I'm on my way...

Subject: PRE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 20 - 08:29 AM

MOM!! Stop mourning and tearing your hair out and GIT BACK UP TO THE TOP WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 20 - 05:09 AM

Off for the throat-cutting in an hour and fifteen minutes, Mom. Well, I have to be there in an hour and fifty minutes.

Don't doctors and medical people SLEEP? You'd think they'd been up all night!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Nov 20 - 02:48 PM

Hoping all went well. I've always wondered about those early starts. And it seems when you finally get yourself psyched for heading over at 6:30am they call and tell you to be there at 5:45am instead.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Nov 20 - 01:05 PM

Sweet exquisite pain. There is such a thing. Like when I laughed surprisingly when they set my broken ankle. But last night wasn't funny. I thought of Tom Hanks in Castaway who was in so much tooth pain that he had to improvise. This morning I had a root canal and I am glad it took only 15 minutes. Was it worth the risk, I'll know in 14 days. Oh sweet relief.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 20 - 08:56 PM

I'm home. Instead of three nights in the resort I spent one. However! The hypoglossal nerve was stretched, and so I have difficulty with some speech patterns, eating, and swallowing. I'm told it will get back to normal in a couple of weeks, but I'll be doing "tongue strengthening" exercises in the meantime.

Home health care comes tomorrow afternoon for "admitting." If you want to see a picture of my wound, I'll send you one via email. I can't imagine why you'd want to.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Nov 20 - 11:40 PM

Too bad its vertical. Horizontal would look like Frankenstien.
scar

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 09:00 AM

You mean, I'm sure, Frankenstein's monster. This
gentleman, Viktor von Frankenstein, is certainly no monster!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 09:33 AM

Monsters like children of white supremacists or the SS sound dangerous but it all depends on how they were raised and carefully taught.
My step dad Nate was 100% Jewish.
He was a clerk in the US Army in London but saw action in Germany at the end of the war. By clever paper schuffling and clerk magic fairy dust he managed to adopt me from a Liebensborne orphanage in Dusseldorf at the urging from a rabbi that said it would be a mitzvah and atonement for killing nazis. While most GI's were bringing home booty, my step dad brought me to America to meet my step mom in the midwest. My biological parents were probably strangers to each other but its unknown with no German documents. As a pig in a poke I was probably a disappointment since I was not a scholar or avid reader early on due to dyslexia I discovered decades later. I did very poorly with languages.

Starting with Hebrew study to be bar mitvahed I was given the choice of religious studies or not. I chose not, but more or less I identified with the culture.
Later on I heard that Ghandi advised a Hindu to adopt a Muslim man's son after the tragic killing of the father and bring up the boy as a Muslim to attone. There were a couple of moral parallels with my adoption but sort of opposite to my history. One thing is for sure - I'm walking proof that there was no German master race unless it was Eienstien .
One possible irony was that my first girl friend, Priscilla Stephanie von Dieseldorf, from Guatamala was the child of a German couple who escaped Germany in the 40's and joined the grandfather who was an archeologist unearthing the Mayan civilization.
What does all this mean? Mostly that Ancestry.com would be a waste of my time, nurture trumps nature and that kids of the KKK turn out krazy if raised by dad. :^/

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 10:27 AM

A coffee plantation supplied the funding for the archeological expeditions. The German founded coffee

https://www.dieseldorff.coffee/ still exists


https://lal.tulane.edu/sites/default/files/lal/docs/Collection%20212%20Guide.pdf

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 11:13 AM

Heck, I could've saved Rap a lot of money—I had to rent a sewer machine to cut tree roots out of the line. Dip it in a little alcohol and Zip your problem's gone (okay, okay, so is your head . . . )










It's the thought that counts.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 02:46 PM

The Legion Hovel bartender would provide the anesthesia.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 06:17 PM

Sitting in this very chair and spot at 0630 today a half-dozen elk ran up the golf course. First elk I've seen, but mule deer, moose, wolf, and other critters are sometimes seen.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 06:50 PM

Whew Stilly, that was really in the spirit of MOAB.

Todays cartoons;
A lonely Trump at a kids lemonade stand with a sign 'Pardons 4 SALE'
500 Mil.

Another version has a long line of customers including McConnell, the Trump kids, Lindsey etc. Rudy with his pockets turned out walks away with a shrug.

Giant ghostly figure of Mao Tse Tung saying in chinese (with english subtitles} GO Trump GO!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 20 - 10:56 PM

Thanks! I thought so! Amos seemed to generate this stuff effortlessly, some of us have to put on our "not being a grownup today" hats and come up with silliness. He sent such effortless BS, and from such a vein of rich imagination.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [Facebook News]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 07:03 AM

Oregon counties (22 of 32 counties) hope to vote to secede and join 'Greater Idaho'. So far they have 2 counties commited to join Greater Idaho. However no one thought to ask Idahoans what they think.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 07:31 AM

Yeah, and there are some in Washington as well. Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado don't seem to think it's a good idea.

Constitutionally, part of a state can secede from another and join something else IF AND ONLY IF both state legislatures agree and Congresss agrees. Aint' gonna happen!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 12:29 PM

breaking wind news: 7 Million Trump mail in votes were found in a brothel in St. Petersburg Russia !
Rudy has an explanation. He will 'splain tommorow for a cheeseburger today.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 12:49 PM

I think if anything Washington state will join British Columbia. A much better move, in my opinion.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 20 - 08:15 PM

Idaho could become South Alberta.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All S [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 20 - 08:42 AM

Heavens to Betsey, Mom!! I know pre-meridial exercise is blasphemy unto your deeply held beliefs, but please crawl back up where you belong. I left a new bottle of gin up there just for you!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 20 - 03:32 PM

For the first time in a long time the dining table is in good shape as far as easily clearing and setting for Thanksgiving. Especially since it only needs room for one place-setting. MOM can bring some of her gin over and we'll sit out on the back patio and watch the dogs chase squirrels after dinner.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Nov 20 - 06:04 PM

Come to think of it there are several states that would be much better off as Canadian Provinces.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Nov 20 - 08:12 AM

One seat at the Thanksgiving table

The poignant epitomy of pathos

sounds like a folk song

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Nov 20 - 09:00 AM

It looks like Pinterest is going all in for the one person Thanksgiving. Be the first on your block to get the Siri and Siri like apps to create a dialog of the crazy Thanks giving uncle, the critical mother in law, crying kids, Debbie Downer and Karen like creatures.
Toys are also influenced by current events like "Don't breathe on me" Elmo, "i'm so worried" Telly and "EV'RYTHING IS GREAT" Trumpybear.

Some recipes are easy to prepare like the 6 five hour energy shots on a plate and goblet of Gin.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 20 - 11:50 AM

We're staying home this year, and no, I'm not even going to the Legion Hovel. For one thing, roof of the nave caved in a couple nights ago, leading to the creation of the "Navecave" drink: grain alcohol, schnapps, Jim Beam (get it?), and prune juice concentrate. If you don't cave in Butch the Bartender will use his blackjack to see that you do.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Nov 20 - 03:43 PM

I give up

Its put up or shut up
Living is too exclusive
to be smartly cell phoneless,
I now have the great artificial brain

To be without a smart phone
is to miss the great waster of time
To not ignore your fellow man
to be free of sinister algorhythms

Now I Get to pay for my soylent green BURger
with an expensive device
WITH DIGITAL COUPON
But I won't be caught dead
on Facebook

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Nov 20 - 05:51 PM

Heil to the good ol boys
heart of the master race.
With Trump on our side    - Oy!
our blood can't be defaced

by blacks or spics or Jews.
We'll even kill the Irish
You're next, to name a few
We'll help you all to perish

by our militia's best.
It seems that some of our own
can't pass the purity test   - Oops
there goes the last good ol boy

where facists go to rest

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Nov 20 - 06:21 PM

We're going to trade food for Thanksgiving; I'll hand over half of a roast chicken and some homemade dinner rolls and he'll bring by half of a pumpkin pie. Then we'll all eat dinner at our own houses. MOM said something about killing germs with some glasses of gin and tonics out on the screened in porch. (That would be fancying it up for the holiday).

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Nov 20 - 07:44 PM

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without nazis on my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how Dems did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so they're back
From outer space
I walked in on crazy Dems with that smile upon their face
I should have changed the secret service, I should have hidden white house keys

If I'd known for just one second they'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anywhere
Weren't you the one who tried to impeach me with your ugly lies?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd runaway and hide?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to fire, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all the basest base and know that Fox news will survive
I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to sue in court to mend my broken heart
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to tweet
But now I tweet in complete sentences and golf some place new
I'm not that chained-up giant person born just to hate you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free
Well, now I'm planning a long term coup for 2024
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome at my door
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with your lies?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to golf, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got Putin on my side so I know I will survive
I will survive
Oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not for tyrants anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hoax the news
and tell all those ugly lies?
You think I'd grow stale?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will prevail
Oh, as long as I know how to fix elections, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my hate to give and I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive

Dear Mr. Trump your biggest lie is that you will survive
No one leaves this planet alive

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 20 - 08:49 PM

Oldie but still appropriate and a goody.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Nov 20 - 07:02 PM

I knew about the John Birch Society since my Dad was a poli sci professor in the 50's. They the acorn that is now a tree.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 20 - 05:44 PM

Has it ever occurred to anyone else that radical fringe groups have patience and goad the more precipitous among them to act so that the patient ones can use the actions against the actors?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Nov 20 - 09:05 PM

The long game is insideous. Lotsa frog boilin goin on.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Nov 20 - 01:39 PM

I think it's occurring to a lot of people about now. "Frog boiling" is right!