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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 31 Oct 21 - 05:44 PM
Donuel 31 Oct 21 - 11:03 AM
Rapparee 31 Oct 21 - 11:02 AM
Donuel 30 Oct 21 - 06:22 PM
Rapparee 30 Oct 21 - 01:28 PM
Donuel 29 Oct 21 - 11:26 PM
Rapparee 29 Oct 21 - 07:01 PM
Donuel 29 Oct 21 - 09:55 AM
Donuel 29 Oct 21 - 12:03 AM
Rapparee 28 Oct 21 - 09:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Oct 21 - 11:44 AM
Donuel 27 Oct 21 - 03:46 PM
Rapparee 27 Oct 21 - 02:04 PM
Donuel 27 Oct 21 - 12:06 PM
Donuel 27 Oct 21 - 09:20 AM
Donuel 27 Oct 21 - 07:37 AM
Donuel 27 Oct 21 - 06:32 AM
Rapparee 26 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM
Donuel 26 Oct 21 - 01:36 PM
Donuel 25 Oct 21 - 07:45 PM
Rapparee 25 Oct 21 - 07:32 PM
Donuel 25 Oct 21 - 01:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 25 Oct 21 - 11:26 AM
Rapparee 25 Oct 21 - 10:32 AM
Rapparee 24 Oct 21 - 08:49 PM
Donuel 24 Oct 21 - 05:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Oct 21 - 11:14 AM
Rapparee 23 Oct 21 - 03:44 PM
Donuel 23 Oct 21 - 10:22 AM
Stilly River Sage 21 Oct 21 - 10:17 PM
Donuel 21 Oct 21 - 09:45 PM
Donuel 21 Oct 21 - 09:34 PM
Rapparee 21 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM
Donuel 21 Oct 21 - 01:34 PM
keberoxu 20 Oct 21 - 09:07 PM
Donuel 20 Oct 21 - 01:28 PM
Rapparee 20 Oct 21 - 12:44 PM
Donuel 20 Oct 21 - 06:38 AM
Stilly River Sage 19 Oct 21 - 10:42 PM
Donuel 19 Oct 21 - 10:24 PM
Donuel 19 Oct 21 - 09:20 PM
Rapparee 19 Oct 21 - 09:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Oct 21 - 04:48 PM
Donuel 19 Oct 21 - 04:39 PM
Donuel 18 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM
Rapparee 18 Oct 21 - 08:59 PM
Donuel 17 Oct 21 - 12:27 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 21 - 05:44 PM

Here!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Oct 21 - 11:03 AM

PS
Sounds like Rap is back to full power.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 21 - 11:02 AM

I wondered who Dave Chappel was. Out here, our current comic fave-rave is Red Skelton.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Oct 21 - 06:22 PM

Its finally happened. My sarcasm has exceeded the sensibility of the last refuge on mudcat called MOAB. I feel like Dave Chappel.
Cancel Kulture has flooded humorland and is seeping into the souls of those who live by the airport and sewerage treatment plant but eat organic bananas. Thank you for releasing me. The curse is broken, the favor repaid.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 21 - 01:28 PM

Mom! Mom! Tonight and tomorrow night I get to spray hollowweenies with the garden hose! "Trick or...SQUIRT!"

Let 'em get a job and EARN their candy like REAL Americans! We ain't no give-away Liberals here in Idaho!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 11:26 PM

This is the month for low budget new horror movies like;
I Know What You Tweeted Last Summer
Rosemary's Anchor Baby
The Progressive at the End Of The Street
pResident Evil
Night Of The Living Wage
The Man In The Ironic Mask
Heather Has Two Mummies
Husband Of Chucky
House Of Vax
Friday The Juneteenth
Jews...da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 07:01 PM

Uh-huh. Yep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 09:55 AM

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
And all the things that wait for me
I realize that I can see
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late, and
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
He said the way to win is cheat
so lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch it grin, but
The insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied 'Oh, why ask me?'
The insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
'cause insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
And you can do the same thing if you please


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 12:03 AM

You are a cruel but effective task master.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 21 - 09:05 PM

Tell him to check them out and prepare book reports on each.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Oct 21 - 11:44 AM

An idiot ultra-conservative GOP (I realized those terms "idiot" and "conservative" and "GOP" are redundant) rep from my city wants to examine the contents of something like 859 library books in the list in local schools. The Texas TEA is crying foul on that.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 03:46 PM

I have lectured about the fascist flavor in America for a decade or more. It is now spoken of daily by mainstream media. I posted about virtual book burnings and real. Removing books from school libraries is a pre curser to real incidents of burning. Just having a book is enough to get death threats. People are replacing collars on their dogs so right wing nuts don't get their phone number to make death threat calls, and these victims are merely school board members.

I say phooey too but from the fascist taste in my mouth that American white cake leaves. The domestic terrorists count on a limited number of threats being magnified by repetition so I don't recount all I have observed. There are none so blind...
Wiki? pleeze


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 02:04 PM

Book burnings! Phooey!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 12:06 PM

sci horror idea:
-A Massive Solar Tsunami Shock Wave will Hit Earth
Huge Explosion on the Far Side of the Sun is Felt on Earth
Pole Shift Underway as Earth's Magnetic Field Continues to Weaken.
get Steve Shawman
for director.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 09:20 AM

idea for action thriller: After spending 15 billion dollars of the infrastructue budget for building the Gateway tunnel from NJ to NYC, a sea rise, full moon and a small tsunami coincide to flood the entire tunnel.
The last scene is of Senator Manchin, who blocked the climate change spending.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 07:37 AM

America used to burn disco records but today good old fashioned book burnings about race theory may be a bridge too far for Mike.
Its a slippery slope when certain book titles to be burned, turns into burning any Democratic jewish sounding scienctific and medical book.
The thing about incumbants is that people thought they had good ideas.
Ideas are immortal, just add mortals.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 06:32 AM

similar to my impressionism


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM

We both voted today, Mom. NO incumbents were voted upon!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Oct 21 - 01:36 PM

Turtle Hill golf resort in Bermuda was rated in the top 5 golf resorts in the world by Golf Magazine. Don just so happened to have read that on the john since he lost his twitter account. Trump has planned a visit to Bermuda to visit his old pal that he made ambassador to Bermuda but it is rumored he is really trying to acquire Turtle Hill. Negotiations are going as slow as a turtle going uphill.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 07:45 PM

Naw. I peed alot so they called me Bud.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 07:32 PM

So do we call you "junior" or "junie"?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 01:08 PM

A sad confession: I was initially a Don Jr.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 11:26 AM

Good to hear that you sprung her from that place!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 10:32 AM

As you know, the good doctors dictate their notes onto a computer. Pat's discharge reads, "Unfortunately the patient showed considerable improvement and was discharged."

The doctor dictating probably said, "Um..." at that point.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 21 - 08:49 PM

No, but she has been in Chicago in the last few weeks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Oct 21 - 05:43 PM

UTI? The Empress hasn't been around Bill Clinton has she?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Oct 21 - 11:14 AM

Don, the first photo of a space fart.

Yeah, she was tossing stuff around on the sun porch and hit the switch with an old beach ball that used to float in the kiddie pool. She might have done this after staggering in from the Legion Hovel, so wasn't aware of what she did till waking the next day.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 21 - 03:44 PM

MOM!! How often have we told you NEVER to turn that switch off? See what you've done now, young lady?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Oct 21 - 10:22 AM

When bored, as I often am, I imagine a possibility in deep space.
Today I imagined a slow collision between a bubble of blue oxygen unimaginably large encountering a red cloud of hydrogen. The mixing naturally creates water but I further wondered if other forces such as novas or black holes could give a vector force to the 'Space Tsunami'. So I googled space tsunami. https://www.nasa.gov/feature/supermassive-black-holes-may-generate-tsunamis-in-escaping-gas
Cosmic floods in exo solar systems may be creating life or death on planets beyond our sight.
It seems like anything you can think of, has been thought of except...
!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Oct 21 - 10:17 PM

How's Pat?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 21 - 09:45 PM

The Lt. Govenor when asked for comment exclaimed "44 40 or Fight. The Govenor was unavailable for comment.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 21 - 09:34 PM

IDAHO - Sources revealed today that when the Govenor excused himself to go to the restroom last night the Lt. Govenor declared war on Canada in a border dispute and deployed the National Guard deep into Canada. The Govenor was not appraised of the situation until early this morning.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM

I wear a mask when using computers to fend off computer viruses.

Pat was taken to testing today.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 21 - 01:34 PM

The next varient may be so contagious that you can get it from social media posts. Rap I made you chicken soup.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Oct 21 - 09:07 PM

... and then you isolate for the next ten days?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Oct 21 - 01:28 PM

I've never been enthused by mono but the kissing psrt is fine,


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 21 - 12:44 PM

In an hour I have to be at the horse spittle for an infusion of mono! Always tried to avoid that in high school....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Oct 21 - 06:38 AM

Linking the two is erroneous, yet the effects of N O on the body is real for the heart and extrematies like the hands, Sidinofil is specific on dialating only certain blood vessels.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11557915/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Oct 21 - 10:42 PM

Google tells me that works like the "little blue pill." We don't want to know anything about that. I'm glad it's helping in other aspects of your daily activity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 21 - 10:24 PM

If the cardiologist approves of course. I expect you will feel better in a couple days.
I have been taking otc nitric oxide capsules from amazon.com and feel 100% stronger with more oxygen and flexibility to the heart during relatively easy chores. I dissolve three capsules in my coffee twice a day and feel like Popeye eating a can of spinach. Some people use them for their workouts. I use them to get out and work.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 21 - 09:20 PM

Get a steroid chaser.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 21 - 09:09 PM

Pat has a lot to put up with, such as driving me to the horse spittle tomorrow for the MCA infusion. This is not something she has been adverse to doing! I just hope it helps me feel better!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Oct 21 - 04:48 PM

Rap, I'm guessing you had to stay home for 10 days, not 10 months. Pat would chain you under the back deck (where the freezers were buried) if she had to have you there being tended to for 10 months.

Seasonal allergies are the main event here, always keeping in mind that if they begin to feel like allergies on steroids, then go get the COVID test.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 21 - 04:39 PM

The worst part of being stuck in the stock is you can't sleep, if you slump even a little bit it cuts off your breathing at your throat.
I don't blame mom. I'm just glad I'm out now. You good?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM

OMG Not locked in the stocks again. Stop, I forgot. The Dirty Dog Pub spilled into the street and ol man gummy was hoding da doe as fat man Slaw beconded everyone else to drag me out. Slaw was the rabble rouser always writting checks he couldn't cover and always carrying on about how Germany got cheated. The stocks smelled like mold and pee. Clank went the lock. People were still chewin the wag and carrying on in the full moon crisp autumn air. THWOP the first tomato hit me square in the forehead to cheers from patrons full of pints. This punishment does not fit the crime. Oh well if this was America it wouldn't just be a tomata.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 21 - 08:59 PM

MMMMOOOOMMMM!!! I called dibs on 2525! Punish him! Punish him!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Oct 21 - 12:27 PM

Writing scripts backwards is a technique that works well for comedies.
Having a final scene so proposterous as to be hilarious can be a starting point in which every previous scene can lead to a justification of the unliklyhood. So I have been making a list of final impossible scenes like Chuck Schumer being handcuffed to Ted Cruz or Trump stuck in an elevator with Himmler's ghost. The list doesn't look like ideas for a suspension of belief but more like a supension of sanity. I welcome another POV.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Oct 21 - 08:42 AM

In a religious form of billionaire impunity, special dispensation used to be a way of buying a get out of hell card. Perhaps it is still done but is probably done under the table. This was a early form of death insurance which today has evolved into what we call life insurance.
With both life insurance and death insurance there are no guarantees there will be a 'pay out'. You also have no idea if other entities have   placed bets on your longevity. You might be worth more to past employers than family.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 21 - 02:19 PM

If you get the monal clonals and steroids it will feel like you snorted your body weight in coke. You might not feel so philonthropic then.
You have been a walking weapon before, don't sweat it. Its time like these you feel more alive.

If it doesn't work out remember ahead of time to hire a sin cake eater at your wake who will eat a collection of small cakes off your chest to absorb all your sins.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 21 - 01:51 PM

Depends if the VA is willing to pay for such treatment. BUT I do have something I can not only share, but flat-out GIVE, to people. I'm not greedy, so I'm willing to give this Covid thing away.


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