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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 26 Apr 21 - 01:55 PM
Rapparee 26 Apr 21 - 09:08 PM
keberoxu 27 Apr 21 - 07:39 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 21 - 10:02 PM
Donuel 28 Apr 21 - 11:44 AM
Rapparee 28 Apr 21 - 09:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Apr 21 - 11:30 AM
Rapparee 29 Apr 21 - 10:13 PM
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keberoxu 30 Apr 21 - 10:50 AM
Rapparee 30 Apr 21 - 10:06 PM
Donuel 01 May 21 - 09:02 AM
Donuel 02 May 21 - 07:02 AM
keberoxu 02 May 21 - 04:44 PM
Rapparee 02 May 21 - 09:53 PM
Donuel 03 May 21 - 10:56 AM
gnu 03 May 21 - 06:18 PM
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keberoxu 03 May 21 - 09:42 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 21 - 01:55 PM

Mom, this is post 2001, A Space Oddity. And being retired makes me twice as tired.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 21 - 09:08 PM

Mom! Mom! My new endoscope came!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Apr 21 - 07:39 PM

Is it yourself you are going to look inside of, Rapparee,
or inside of somebody else ?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 21 - 10:02 PM

I was thinking of offering cut-rate colonoscopies, but realized that I didn't really want to look in that. Now I'll use it to check inside walls and other hard-to-get-at places. Like other things I have (extensible mirrors, for instance) it's an inspection tool.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 21 - 11:44 AM

Your movies will rival most of Hollywood's shit.
I hope you win a Golden Probe award.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 21 - 09:49 PM

Backaways I had my left rotator cup repaired and the surgeon gave me a DVD of the surgery. I can try to post it if you wish. I submitted it for an Emmy or an Oscar and at Cannes but for some reason nobody accepted it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Apr 21 - 11:30 AM

I'm hoping the May flurry of medical stuff will not rival Rap's dramatic history of repairs, though I do seem to be entering my bionic phase. My cataracts are being addressed, and at the physical to give surgery approval my GP found that my thyroid is running on low. That explains A LOT that I won't go into here, but by the end of May I hope to not need extra lights and lenses to see close up and I hope to have a lot more energy and fewer aches and pains. Getting older is a bitch, but especially if it isn't age that makes you feel old, but that little shield petering out.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 21 - 10:13 PM

Tomorrow I see the arm and hand doctor to see if I really do have a trapped ulnar nerve. Than I take Pat to Idaho Falls for an injection into her right eye.

This all STINKS! Fix it, Mom!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Apr 21 - 11:18 PM

Macular degeneration? I have a friend who gets that shot every two weeks. Really stinks (but she can still see!)

A GUEST came along and asked about and reminded me of one of my favorite songs I first heard recorded by Michael Cooney. It belongs on this thread. Our theme song. The Winner.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Apr 21 - 10:50 AM

There's a Mad Magazine parody about
transplants and artificial body parts,
with lyrics like:


New, New, my kidney's new,
They were on sale,
I could have bought two ...

(tune of Love Is Blue)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 21 - 10:06 PM

Oh, poopy pants! Mom didn't fix it. Cubitol and carpal tunnel surgery on my right arm. May 12.

"If it were done it were well it were done quickly. For if this cutting could trammel up the consequence and catch, with this surgery, success, then this cutting may be the be-all and end-all here."
                      Billy Bob Shakespeare, sort of "Macbeth."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 May 21 - 09:02 AM

Dented fenders and worn out transmissions
can be fixed and isn't the end all be all
Physicians and clinicians help conditions
There's Beauty in Autumn's Spectral Fall.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 21 - 07:02 AM

I tried making a chocolate fresh fruit cake (2 of my favoite things) but something went fundamentally wrong.




who can make a fruit cake,
sprinkle it with poo,
who makes a brown dessert that no one can stand.
donuel can,
He makes a just dessert that tastes just like glue
thats just what he'll do ,
donuel can...

I think thats because there's no recipe
you can understand.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 May 21 - 04:44 PM

Let's get to the head of the queue, MOM,
before it starts raining again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 21 - 09:53 PM

Did I mention that a couple of weeks ago I became a great-uncle again? Three weeks early, she was.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 May 21 - 10:56 AM

Today is my lebensborn birthday.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 03 May 21 - 06:18 PM

Password change underway. Somebody has been messing with my account.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 21 - 09:09 PM

gnu, I can't see why they would. Except Little Hawk...hmmmm....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 May 21 - 09:42 PM

That's lousy luck, gnu.
Hope somebody gets this cleared up
so there's no more interference.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 04 May 21 - 12:59 PM

Well, I sent Joe an email last evening at 19:11 my time, but he hasn't advised me of any changes yet. Unlike Joe... he's usually on top of the ball before it gets there. We'll see.

Yes, Rap. LH is No.2 on the suspect list, after his monkey.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 May 21 - 07:03 PM

Gnu, best to cut Joe Offer some slack, as
he is surrounded by mating frogs.
It's that time of year again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 05 May 21 - 10:22 AM

Frogs or not, my concern is for Joe. No posts? Unless I missed them... I miss a lot.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 May 21 - 09:11 PM

I checked Joe Offer's recent post history --
he wasn't posting much on the 4th of May,
but he has posted frequently this afternoon and evening.
Hope you got your response, gnu.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 21 - 09:24 PM

Drive crefully Joe or not at all. In Michigan there were so many frogs on the road cars would skid off into the woods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 21 - 09:34 PM

BEWARE!!! It's about due again! Try not to act like a nut!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 06 May 21 - 08:49 AM

Password success!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 21 - 01:17 PM

Eyeball success! New lens in one, now a week of drops and a recheck then the second one will be scheduled. No heavy lifting for a week - though I forgot and moved a cast iron sewing machine and a large porcelain elephant end table in the guest room. I caught myself doing that and stopped. I guess I'll leave pushing the house to stabilize the foundations till next week after the second follow-up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 21 - 11:10 PM

Mom, I spent about seven hours at the horsespittle today getting a bunch of stuff done. I don't know how many times I confirmed what medicines I take. I have no idea how many papers I signed. Two people came to give me the EKG. I did get lunch at the gas station, though.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 May 21 - 07:53 AM

Next time catch them off guard with your own large folder of forms you want the hospital to sign that cover your own ass.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 21 - 09:19 PM

I have something far, far better. My wife is a lawyer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 21 - 11:21 PM

MOM, I ran out of black thread 35 minutes before Joann Fabrics closed so ran over with 10 minutes to spare and got six rolls because if I bought three I got three free. I wonder who came out ahead in that transaction? (Three black, one white, two gray.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 May 21 - 09:38 AM

There was a mystery teddy bear left on the lawn in the back yard overnight. I suspect the puppy grabbed it from the closet in the guest room. It is a bear with no known name, but looks very familiar. It means I should put the ancient fragile named bear ("Grrrr." When the toddler boy who received it was told that bears say "grrrr" he decided that was the name.)

We know who dragged it out because as I examined it I looked up and the pup had tucked herself away in the kennel for self-imposed time out.

As far as past MOAB characters, this pup is nothing so obnoxious as Chongo, but it does match up to some of the dachshund stories that LH has told.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 21 - 10:13 PM

There are few things that have trodden the posts here as obnoxious of that flea-ridden chimp and his/her friend with benefits, "Bad Penny" Rutledge. Even Shame McBride has fewer resident insects than Chongx.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 21 - 07:41 PM

Your Guide to the National and State Parks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 May 21 - 09:26 AM

I swear my mother in law wrote all those reviews.
The site is the pinnicle of sour grapes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 May 21 - 08:00 PM

There are some faux park signs with extracts from reviews on the bottoms - I think it's a twitter account that posts them.

Sick of eyedrops, but keeping up the routine. Counting my lucky stars that so far I haven't had as many procedures as Rap. He's single-handedly keeping the medical profession solvent in Idaho. Talk about the Bionic Man!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 21 - 09:56 PM

Sick of surgery every six months or so.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 08:11 AM

And so it begins again....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 08:12 AM

I'm hungry.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 06:09 PM

I survived. Changed, but survived. Because of the changes, NASA has offered me a position first at JPL and later as head of the as-yet Tippy Top Secret lunar base established at the site west of Fermi at 19.5°S / 118.5°E. Don't dare tell anybody.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 06:42 PM

Should you wish to mail me a package with homemade cookies and such stuff, the address is/will be

Rapparee
Commanding Officer
Allied Headquarters, First Underluna Command (Key Intelligence, Tactical)
Natural Satellite (Terra)
Solar System (Terran)
Milky Way Galaxy R54/C+43)
Universe F8374TY HRCTW7
EPOCH N673-C14E45

This will pinpoint my location in space, time, and multiverses.

Thank you for the cookies or whatever. It's/Will be a touch of home to a lonely Idaho Legionnaire serving to presrve the Earthly Way Of Life.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 May 21 - 08:55 AM

Would you really trust my strawberry mushroom filled cookies? They are the best I've seen that Terra has to offer. They have a synergy that gives them corporal life for a time and you get a mental gift in return. What would you do with twice your intelligence and remarkable powers? They are not limitless however. For example they would not turn a Trump into a John Meechum, but close.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 21 - 04:29 PM

I suggest that you use the abbreviation of the unit I (will) command.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 21 - 03:55 PM

?? ?? q????cn?? ?o ??b? ???? µ?uq?q p?c?n?? ?? ??? cow?? on? ??ou??


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 21 - 08:53 PM

Ringworld!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 21 - 06:07 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Buy it for me! I want it! I want it! Buy it for me!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 May 21 - 06:23 PM

Rap I bought a damaged ceremonial sword. The ivory handle is not firmly attached to the blade. The blade is engraved on both sides all the way to the hilt. It is of some sort of battle between Templar knights and a Middle east enemy. The silver 'ropes' that are attached to the sheath reminds me of mexican silver. I believe it is cursed and belonged to a secret order once upon a time. But it is damaged and not suitable for a dual.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 21 - 09:29 PM

Likely a 19th century Masonic Knights Templar sword. They weren't and aren't intended for anything except display and they often turn up in everything from museums to yard sales. Check out pictures on the Web.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 May 21 - 12:45 AM

NASA's photo looks like a Mexican buñuelo. You have to have a large plate or eat them standing over the sink because you drop crumbs and cinnamon sugar everywhere.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 May 21 - 09:24 AM

I'm bad at decoding cypers. However I have been able to make them with photoshop. Any picture can be be used to put a layer of text or another photo then lighten to impercptual visibility and flatten. The way to recover the information is to to put the picture through several rounds of maximum contrast. Variations using color also works by using saturation and contrast or inverse color enhancment. Subliminal messages can be done by not going all the way to imperceptability or in video the same old single frame technique with some new gimmocks.

Using photos of uniformity like clouds and sky are the easiest.
Today's photo


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