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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 27 May 21 - 09:42 PM
Donuel 27 May 21 - 06:50 PM
Donuel 27 May 21 - 04:34 AM
Rapparee 26 May 21 - 09:29 PM
Donuel 26 May 21 - 02:51 PM
Donuel 26 May 21 - 02:20 PM
Rapparee 25 May 21 - 10:48 PM
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Stilly River Sage 25 May 21 - 12:16 PM
keberoxu 25 May 21 - 09:56 AM
Donuel 25 May 21 - 09:35 AM
Donuel 24 May 21 - 07:06 AM
Donuel 24 May 21 - 06:55 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 May 21 - 11:46 PM
Rapparee 23 May 21 - 09:33 PM
Donuel 23 May 21 - 04:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 May 21 - 10:44 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 21 - 09:42 PM

Oh, fer God's socket wrenches. What a stupid song (if it can be so described). Here! Lots of pictures from my neck of the woods, too.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 21 - 06:50 PM

clue, its a song praising the insurrectionists and Q based vote auditors.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 21 - 04:34 AM

A new Idaho State song? what warriors are fighting for


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 21 - 09:29 PM

I looked at lodgings closer to home -- say, Island Park or Ashton. There was what seemed to be a nice place for only $1,499 per night -- which was about $1,400 above the the max I'd budgeted for. This place is quite mice and comes in at $93 per night.

Let me know if you ever want to stay in Island Park, Idaho and I'll send you the URL for a nice lodging place. Let me know how it was.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 21 - 02:51 PM

I could scream at the screen
That repeats horror and secretes blood
Each time they repeat furor
murder and the Fuhrer
There's more money in selling fear
than reporting whenever something goes right...
Unless its armed people with n unjustifiable grudge
when push comes to shove.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 21 - 02:20 PM

Think
50 years go by
in a blink
Too soon
for a lifetime memorial
too late
for better past choices.

I could give or take a tutorial.
The present is not all I got,
I still have all my past predictions.
I could go float in a sea of memories
that I swear I thought I forgot.

But the next damn thing
is way more exciting.
Its not always true.
But I think we like to lie
to ourself ay least about
the future


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 21 - 10:48 PM

BTW, "cloaca" is Latin for "sewer" -- the drainage kind, not the kind that uses needles and thread.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 21 - 10:47 PM

Keb, you're right.

Here I an in Hailey, Idaho, just up the road from Sun Valley and the billionaires. This place doesn't look any different from other Idaho mountain towns I know, but I'm sure the housing costs are A LOT more. On the same level as Jackson, Wyoming, where Dick Cheney has a little pied-a-teirre.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 May 21 - 12:16 PM

If you read that article you'll find a fair amount of discussion of the topic. It seems to be more of a co-evolution.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 May 21 - 09:56 AM

I believed that the anus came from the cloaca,
but I'm probably mistaken.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 May 21 - 09:35 AM

AAS AMERIAN ASSHOLE SOCIETY


On another note a well trained hippocampus is a glorius thing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 May 21 - 07:06 AM

https://richardswsmith.wordpress.com/2019/07/28/what-is-the-meaning-of-michelangelo-painting-gods-bum/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 May 21 - 06:55 AM

I did not know there are proto-proctologist pros.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 21 - 11:46 PM

THIS quite possibly needs its own dedicated thread, but it certainly belongs here to start with.

The Body’s Most Embarrassing Organ Is an Evolutionary Marvel


And yet we have very little idea where anuses come from.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 21 - 09:33 PM

I do hope that you discovered that in such a way that your dwelling is still available to you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 May 21 - 04:09 PM

I did 3 months of drops and comtinue with salt and refresh daily.

I discovered the best fire starter is a modern high powered flashlight.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 May 21 - 10:44 AM

Eyedrops all day long, different types and amounts in each eye. It's keeping me on my toes after cataract surgery. MOM isn't any help, I had to hide my notes and little bottles because she was babysitting a kid from the neighborhood and they used my little chart to play tic tac toe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 21 - 10:05 PM

I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, wait outside ";
But it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Chuck him out, the brute! "
But it's " Saviour of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An 'Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 21 - 05:34 PM

Between the Purist and the pretty Prude.
I'll take the purist every time.
The Prude is just rude
and purist is fine
at making love
or crime


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 21 - 10:22 AM

Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
      Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I'm weary, say I'm old,
      Say that health and wealth have miss'd me,
Say I've had a filthy cold
      Since Jenny kiss'd me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 21 - 08:12 AM

This may become a performance enhancing procedure but alas it may not have legs. As reported in Asshole Weekly; Oxygen packing can improve performance however small people react like a balloon being released allowing air to escape. Records for the high jump and pole vault may be shattered.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 21 - 09:34 PM

This is also true, and opens up entirely new vistas for humanity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 May 21 - 02:59 PM

In fact, Stilly et al.,
Snopes sat up and took notice of this story,
and investigated so as to
debunk it if it were false.
And Snopes reported back: it's true ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 May 21 - 01:07 PM

I heard a story about those fungal infected cicadas - their butts literally fall off but they still go around trying to mate with everything and leaving spores behind to infect more bugs. Now that would be great BS if it wasn't true.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 21 - 09:26 PM

Although considered disgusting in Western culture, cockroaches are eaten in many places around the world. Whereas household pest cockroaches may carry bacteria and viruses, cockroaches bred under laboratory conditions can be used to prepare nutritious food. In Mexico and Thailand, the heads and legs are removed, and the remainder may be boiled, sautéed, grilled, dried or diced. In China, cockroaches have become popular as medicine and cockroach farming is rising with over 100 farms.

The cockroaches are fried twice in a wok of hot oil, which makes them crispy with soft innards that are like cottage cheese. Fried cockroaches are ground and sold as pills for stomach, heart and liver diseases. A cockroach recipe from Formosa (Taiwan) specifies salting and frying cockroaches after removing the head and entrails.

Yummy! (The USAF once served my little brother deep-fat-fried maggots.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 21 - 07:48 AM

Its not LIKE manna from heaven, it IS manna from heaven, especialy if you are hungry and lost in the dessert. I hear a population singing in the distance. There is a fungus that infects some ciccadas but it is composed of psylocybin and is safe if not illuminating to eat.
Mother nature speaks in mysterious ways.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 21 - 09:58 PM

She loves them, especially fried in butter and olive oil with a little garlic. There are a number of other recipes on the WWW.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 May 21 - 08:46 PM

How does MOM respond to
an appearance of cicadas every 17 years?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 21 - 09:22 PM

Air blasters, various laser pointers, tee shirts, once the backbone of Geekdom, gone. All gone. There is nothing like it left.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 21 - 07:25 PM

Bow your head with sorrow keb. The bowels of the internet groan in the passing of thinkgeek. It was as old as Annihillation itself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 May 21 - 06:28 PM

. . . you okay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 21 - 10:11 PM

Mom, I never thought Thinkgeek would die but now it's part of Gamestop. Sic transit gloria, Thinkgeek.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 May 21 - 12:57 PM

Text available with secret code only.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 May 21 - 03:35 PM

You rang, Imperious Rex?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 21 - 03:11 PM

We don't need that stuff when we have the secret MOAB code1


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 May 21 - 09:24 AM

I'm bad at decoding cypers. However I have been able to make them with photoshop. Any picture can be be used to put a layer of text or another photo then lighten to impercptual visibility and flatten. The way to recover the information is to to put the picture through several rounds of maximum contrast. Variations using color also works by using saturation and contrast or inverse color enhancment. Subliminal messages can be done by not going all the way to imperceptability or in video the same old single frame technique with some new gimmocks.

Using photos of uniformity like clouds and sky are the easiest.
Today's photo


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 May 21 - 12:45 AM

NASA's photo looks like a Mexican buñuelo. You have to have a large plate or eat them standing over the sink because you drop crumbs and cinnamon sugar everywhere.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 21 - 09:29 PM

Likely a 19th century Masonic Knights Templar sword. They weren't and aren't intended for anything except display and they often turn up in everything from museums to yard sales. Check out pictures on the Web.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 May 21 - 06:23 PM

Rap I bought a damaged ceremonial sword. The ivory handle is not firmly attached to the blade. The blade is engraved on both sides all the way to the hilt. It is of some sort of battle between Templar knights and a Middle east enemy. The silver 'ropes' that are attached to the sheath reminds me of mexican silver. I believe it is cursed and belonged to a secret order once upon a time. But it is damaged and not suitable for a dual.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 21 - 06:07 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Buy it for me! I want it! I want it! Buy it for me!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 21 - 08:53 PM

Ringworld!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 21 - 03:55 PM

?? ?? q????cn?? ?o ??b? ???? µ?uq?q p?c?n?? ?? ??? cow?? on? ??ou??


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 21 - 04:29 PM

I suggest that you use the abbreviation of the unit I (will) command.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 May 21 - 08:55 AM

Would you really trust my strawberry mushroom filled cookies? They are the best I've seen that Terra has to offer. They have a synergy that gives them corporal life for a time and you get a mental gift in return. What would you do with twice your intelligence and remarkable powers? They are not limitless however. For example they would not turn a Trump into a John Meechum, but close.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 06:42 PM

Should you wish to mail me a package with homemade cookies and such stuff, the address is/will be

Rapparee
Commanding Officer
Allied Headquarters, First Underluna Command (Key Intelligence, Tactical)
Natural Satellite (Terra)
Solar System (Terran)
Milky Way Galaxy R54/C+43)
Universe F8374TY HRCTW7
EPOCH N673-C14E45

This will pinpoint my location in space, time, and multiverses.

Thank you for the cookies or whatever. It's/Will be a touch of home to a lonely Idaho Legionnaire serving to presrve the Earthly Way Of Life.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 06:09 PM

I survived. Changed, but survived. Because of the changes, NASA has offered me a position first at JPL and later as head of the as-yet Tippy Top Secret lunar base established at the site west of Fermi at 19.5°S / 118.5°E. Don't dare tell anybody.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 08:12 AM

I'm hungry.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 21 - 08:11 AM

And so it begins again....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 21 - 09:56 PM

Sick of surgery every six months or so.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 May 21 - 08:00 PM

There are some faux park signs with extracts from reviews on the bottoms - I think it's a twitter account that posts them.

Sick of eyedrops, but keeping up the routine. Counting my lucky stars that so far I haven't had as many procedures as Rap. He's single-handedly keeping the medical profession solvent in Idaho. Talk about the Bionic Man!


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