Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 11 Mar 21 - 08:44 AM I created a very odd toll booth on the Massachuseetts Turnpike. One winter I managed a Mafioso Pizzaria. Sometimes we had left over orders at the end of the night. The most extra pizzas numbered over 30. I would would pass them on to the toll booth attendant who in turn would pass them on to people with kids who seemed hungry. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 10 Mar 21 - 08:39 PM There was a book about a haunted exit on the Pennsylvania Turnpike called The Tollbooth Phantom. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 Mar 21 - 12:09 PM Nice one, Don! I have a file in my photo directory that is large images I let rotate on my screen saver (before the computer goes to sleep). I've added that one to it. NASA has lovely large images that lend themselves well to the desktop image (I have a black background and the photo that appears on both monitor screens is the rover track on Mars taken several years ago.) |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 10 Mar 21 - 09:43 AM Could Queen Calafia's mythical island exist in space? Perhaps not, but by chance the outline of this molecular space cloud echoes the outline of the state of California, USA. Our Sun has its home within the Milky Way's Orion Arm, only about 1,000 light-years from the California Nebula. Also known as NGC 1499, the classic emission nebula is around 100 light-years long. On the featured image, the most prominent glow of the California Nebula is the red light characteristic of hydrogen atoms recombining with long lost electrons, stripped away (ionized) by energetic starlight. The star most likely providing the energetic starlight that ionizes much of the nebular gas is the bright, hot, bluish Xi Persei just to the right of the nebula. A regular target for astrophotographers, the California Nebula can be spotted with a wide-field telescope under a dark sky toward the constellation of Perseus, not far from the Pleiades. CALIFORNIA on FIRE |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 10 Mar 21 - 08:28 AM Thank god Norton Juster and Jules Fieffer met. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 09 Mar 21 - 10:40 PM A sad note in the world of puns and BS: Norton Juster has passed away. His Phantom Tollbooth was such a great book for kids and parents alike and we read aloud a couple of times. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 09 Mar 21 - 10:35 PM He took over the job of making tombstones from me. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 08 Mar 21 - 08:59 PM Mom, do you remember when my brother was a grave digger? That was back in the '60s and like, he DUG graves! He'd go to all the cemeteries in town and was as graves were excavated, telling the workers, "Man, like, I DIG graves, ya know." |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 08 Mar 21 - 11:47 AM As seen on TV pall bearer back straps can enable just two people to bear up to 500 lbs. Does 2 straps on each person allow 2 people to lift 1,000 lbs? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 07 Mar 21 - 09:01 PM Mom, I'll skip the next bout of hypoglycemia. I'll be pall bearing tomorrow morning. Let me know if you need any tips on that job. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 06 Mar 21 - 01:08 PM Ohh arrrgh. That took me a second, which is a lifetime for an android. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 05 Mar 21 - 08:39 PM Was his dad named Bo, making him a Higg, Bo's son? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 Mar 21 - 07:56 PM There is a Higgs in the family (married name of my dad's first cousin.) I've always wondered if there is a connection. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Mar 21 - 02:26 PM The electtro dynamic dipole moment to shield the Higgs field is anomolous due to its value being variably over 2 (2.00016537 As simple as a magnet, the Higgs shield flows from south pole to north allowing mass to travel at the speed of light. Our current attempts only work on mass ass big as several million atoms at a time but still visible to the human eye a couple microns accross. To scale up as large as a space craft a launch from empty space or a moon without an atmosphere would be necesssary. However what makes it anomolous is that over a 8 light year trip to a nearby star we could navigationally be off by almost a month. Two pesky gluons are gumming up the scle up process but its good to se what Prof. Higgs was up to from the start. https://nationalpost.com/news/higgs-boson-find-could-make-light-speed-travel-possible-scientists-hope |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Mar 21 - 06:36 AM Ironicly this MOAB annex is in the civil war years. For years the Idaho potato farmers quietly dug transgender potatos for Americans to eat but 5th Ave has essentially outed the transgender potato and is radicalizing the Idaho Potato farmer. Potato Futures are in disarray. Brexit has depressed potato exports and Ireland and China are the clear winners in this transgender Potato war of our own making. There is a call to arms, legs and lips among Potatohead Patriots. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Mar 21 - 06:09 AM I guess I am am pro Neanderthal which is now claimed by the right wing but I am not a anti Neanderthal leftist which makes me ... a bi partisan but not a bi transgender Mr.Poato Head??? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 04 Mar 21 - 08:58 PM I just found this when my browser opened MC. Quark!! |