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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 May 22 - 12:56 PM

I'll meet you at Jenny Lake at Grand Tetons. Bring edged weapons.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 22 - 09:20 PM

That's utter nonsense! Mankind was saved when Fafnir and the Midgard Serpent were chained by Odin. Someday, at Ragnarok, they'll be set free by Loki and all the gods and goddesses will be destroyed. Mankind will be saved and allowed to start over, fresh and new, by the Norns.

So there!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 22 - 06:09 PM

HOW BEER SAVED MANKIND
The story of the Eye of Ra began when Ra, who was believed to be the actual Pharaoh of Egypt during that time, perceived the people forgot to respect him and his rule. They would break laws and make sarcastic comments at his expense. The sun god was furious at the insult and decided to show mankind the errors of their way by sending an aspect of his daughter, the 'Eye' of Ra.

The Eye of Ra is described as a powerful, destructive force that was associated with the fiery heat of the sun and was born to subdue Ra’s enemies. It is represented by the disk of the sun and is sometimes believed to be an independent entity, associated with a number of other Egyptian gods, notably, Bast, Hathor, Sekhmet, Tefnut, Nekhbet, and Mut.

It is believed that Ra plucked her from the Ureas, the royal serpent on his brow — a symbol of royal authority and protection — and sent her to Earth in the form of a lion. There, the Eye of Ra waged a bloodbath and massacred thousands of humans until the fields became red with blood.

When Ra saw the extent of carnage his daughter wrought, he feared she would kill everyone and commanded her back to his side. However, the Eye of Ra was filled with blood lust and turned a deaf ear to his pleas.

So Ra poured 7,000 jugs of beer, stained with pomegranate juice, to look like blood all over the fields. The Eye of Ra gorged on the blood and became so drunk she went to sleep for three days. When she woke up, she had a terrible hangover. And this is how mankind was saved from her.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 22 - 04:24 PM

I wonder which ones go commando.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 22 - 09:42 PM

Flip the sleeve of the robe over the other guy's weapon, entangling it as they used to do in fighting rapier and cape. If you must shorten your grip, do so, but stab him/her/it however you can.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 May 22 - 06:51 PM

Supreme Court fencing. You'd think the robes would get in the way. RBG would have beaten all of the rest. :)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 May 22 - 07:33 PM

Mudcat discussion now has the time slot of an after dinner apertif.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 May 22 - 04:20 PM

a true lol


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 22 - 01:41 PM

It's perfect for the COVID Age! You stand at least six feet apart, wear masks, and if the other guy comes too close you stab him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 22 - 06:33 AM

The Surpream Court says fencing goes up. What is the sudden popularity of this sport? Self defense?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 22 - 08:51 PM

Idaho (the Texas of the North) has some nice crystal opal.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 May 22 - 02:38 PM

Opal is just sand and water plus time and pressure. But they are too varied and too much like glass to be a unit of value like diamonds. Opal owners will ask absurd prices but that is true for art as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 22 - 02:26 PM

Sheee-ucks, I'll jist take me a l'il old road trip up Spencer way. Even the gas fer the trip would be less than 88 grand.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 May 22 - 08:49 PM

I've noticed that Etsy is the Sothebys of Ebayesque selling sites. Remarks are kept to a minimum on Etsy like Nice Opal, $88,000.
But on Ebay budding Hemmingways ply their craft talking up their offering. such as...

5 lbs of precious opal depicts a 14 million year old ancient shallow sea where opals were formed. The underwater seascape is full of fish, corrals, snakes, seahorse, shell fish, starfish that are all made of carved opal. The inch thick perpendicular sea is formed by Peruvian opal in translucent blue with matrix seafloor rising to distant islands. The sea glows when backlit. Colorful opals are embedded in a seafloor of opal matrix. A wide variety of opal comes in the form of boulder, raw opal and polished opal comes in light opal, dark opal, crystal, Yoweh nut, Koroit and many more Australian opal examples. The Ethiopian chocolate opal looks good enough to eat.
But wait there's more lol
On the reverse side of the sculpture applique is a collection of opals of high fire intensity. This last masterpiece by the artist has never been seen until this premiere.
The opal islands features a carved opal palm tree and a crystal wave. A solitary opal butterfly flutters by a sturdy cat whisker. After hours of inspections, surprises can still be found.
Buy it now $88,000. Bidding begins at one dollar.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 22 - 10:16 PM

You see the US has just joined Albania, Egypt and Afghanistan in banning abortion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 22 - 10:01 PM

The louder the whine the more the ball bearings are worn.

There is an opportunity to invest in pharma that makes and sells Misoprostol. Sales and prices will soar in 2-12 months.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 May 22 - 07:52 PM

If you touch the metal end of a screw driver to an alternator and the handle to your ear you can hear how close to death it is by judging the
high pitched whine intensity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 May 22 - 05:54 PM

I bought a second-hand car once and drove it until the alternator died.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 22 - 05:35 PM

Wow, I've never communicated with an alternator before. This is shocking, electrifying even.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 22 - 09:46 PM

shh
mums the word even if i'm an alternate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 22 - 02:55 PM

Keep quiet and let the guilty verdict stand.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Apr 22 - 01:09 PM

We look forward to hearing absolutely nothing about it until it is over!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 22 - 12:52 PM

Beyond all odds I have been chosen as a Juror in a federal case.
The defendant is you know who!

"No young man I am not glad or anxious to be a juror but only want to fulfill my duty" was the clincher.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 22 - 08:23 PM

Of COURSE astrology is true! So is the concept of honest politicians and that casinos are non-profit organizations.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Apr 22 - 06:52 PM

Todays local DC poll showed 25% believe in astrology with more believing that there is only a little truth in it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 22 - 07:30 PM

Yes, indeedy, I have the COV ID. Not much of a case and I'm getting better as time goes by, but to protect Mom and everyone I'm wearing an N95 mask whenever I post to the MC.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 22 - 02:19 PM

Golly gee. I tested positive for COVID again this morning. I shall think things that would, should I vocalize them, make even Mom blush.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 22 - 06:40 PM

He'll start a Muskcat Cafe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Apr 22 - 06:41 PM

How will Twitter chnage? Will we have to post a Musk to Elon?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 22 - 10:18 PM

Guess what? Ammon Bundy has already signed a deal with Disney!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 22 - 12:28 PM

Now that the Disney amusment park in Florida is NOT anti gay enough for Florida Republicans their sweet heart tax deal since 1967 is to be eliminated.
How will Republicans censor all the Disney songs that were 90% written by gay composers???

Questions by Disney now include whether they will pack up and leave Florida. The demolitions to follow will make great video.

Like Amazon and Google finding a new state for their park will be a very competative process. All I know is that its not going to be Idaho.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 22 - 08:59 PM

Excuse me? It's Rap STALLION.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Apr 22 - 02:49 PM

A rapscallion is a scaliwag of an onion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Apr 22 - 05:13 AM

It will annoy anyone and everyone with over 60 million dollars.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 22 - 08:56 PM

Won't that annoy Royal Dutch Petroleum? Would we have to go to war with the Netherlands?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Apr 22 - 12:07 PM

My first act as President is to seize and nationalize all shell companies. It will pay off the national debt and the IRS tax avoidance deficit by corporations. The leftovers will go to pay for an
undisclosed location of my white house.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 22 - 09:10 PM

I don't have money in Chinese stocks. MY money is all in the good, solid, banks of Zaire and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 22 - 06:44 PM

I'm tellin you this is a 1.1 Trillion dollar perfect storm, and its comin.

Even Alibaba is involved but mostly the smaller companies are virtually worthless.

Smart people will short short short. The good people are fucked.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 22 - 06:10 PM

In China it is not illegal to cheat or steal from foreign investors.
In the alternative reality of Chinese financial companies, auditors like the Chinese Price Waterhouse and the shell companies that do a reverse merger with ghost US company it is customary to tell the Chinese state if they profited 10 million but the US is told they made 100 million. The pandemic has muddied the water of this Chinese hustle but selling all these fraud Chinese companies on the US stock market short is now making millions off the 500 billion scam.
Like musical chairs if you do you are left holding the bag when the music stops you are ******. To Americans it is total loss of retirement funds.

Odds are if you short a Chinese stock you will make money at this point


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 22 - 03:45 PM

M - is for the million things she gave me
O - means only that she's growing old
T - is for the tears she shed to save me
H - is for her heart of purest gold
E - is for her eyes with love-light shining
R - means right and right she'll always be
Put them all together they spell mother
A word that means the world to me

M - is for the mercy she possesses
O - means that I owe her all I own
T - is for her tender sweet caresses
H - is for her hands that made a home
E - means everything she's done to help me
R - means real and regular you see
Put them all together they spell mother
A word that means the world to me

And yet her children (except for me, her favorite) let her slide down, down, down the list! Do they not care? Alas!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 22 - 09:16 PM

My black hen is named "Probable-Possible", not what I wrote earlier. I deeply apologize for the confusion this has caused, and shall "discipline" myself by the usual methods (i.e., dying of shame or something).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 22 - 07:44 PM

Automation
Is vexation,
Quaternions are bad.
Analysis Situs
Is only detritus,
I wonder: Have I been had?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 22 - 07:37 PM

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep,
The radar has failed to find them.
They'll all, face to face,
Meet in parallel space
Preceding their leaders behind them.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 22 - 07:30 PM

Higgeldy Piggeldy, my black hen
She lays eggs in a postitive when.
She doesn't lay eggs in a positive now
Because she's unable to postulate how.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Apr 22 - 08:11 AM

I expected you were refering to Oumuamua but it was new/old.
As we enter the Milky Way arm of stars there is way more stuff for us to run into.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 22 - 04:23 PM

I think our old friend Amos would have enjoyed this story about an interstellar meteor being confirmed. Most of them come from within the solar system.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Apr 22 - 08:42 PM

She is presenting with short and long term memory loss, depending upon upon the users memory.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 22 - 06:02 PM

Hi, Mom! Welcome home!!! We missed you. I hope you're all fixed up and fine now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 22 - 09:22 PM

I found some whacky things on Amazon like door murals, mirrors that turn into illuminated planets or moon, Ukrainian baliakas, wall murals and hallucinogenic honey.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 22 - 08:34 PM

Welcome home, MOM! Did you enjoy your vacation?


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