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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 02:13 PM

I had dibs on 3030! Mooooom! Make him give it back!!!! I had dibs!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 09:16 AM

The Emporer of swords is the RX9 hellfire missle. Fired from a drone the RX9 deploys 8 long swords a split second prior to impact without explosives. Al Zawari's last words were "Oy V..".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 22 - 09:19 PM

She’s home. On drugs, but home. The remdesivir continues this week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 22 - 12:53 PM

My dearest Idahoian... Keep us informed; we are concerned.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Jul 22 - 08:59 AM

Rapparee, I'm really alarmed and sorry to hear about your wife Pat.
Will be thinking and praying of/for both of you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jul 22 - 04:45 PM

My best to Pat. Arriving back home from vacation with a COVID chaser seems to be commonplace these days. Jenn and Art had a similar experience upon returning from France. :-(


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jul 22 - 03:31 PM

Happy opposite day! Might I suggest the anti viral cocktail at the bar.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 22 - 03:10 PM

Wow, fun time in Idaho! Yesterday I took my wife to the ER because she'd run fevers, had chills, was constantly low on blood oxygen, and tested positive for COVID, and the doctor said "Go to the ER now."

90% certainty of COVID pneumonia in both lungs. She was in yesternight and will be in tonight at the very least.

Frabjoyous day! Caloo, calay!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 22 - 10:27 PM

MOM!!! Your fave kid has returned from Alaska!!! All well, or as we say Up North, all is skookum. My boxes should start arriving any time now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jul 22 - 12:37 PM

Misery loves company unless the misery is high heat every single day, in which case company won't come near your place. I've looked at the Wunderground calendars with high temperature history and have looked as far as actual forecasts go (versus a marker showing the average temperature of the day) and we'll be at 40+ days over 100 by the second week in August. And it feels like more. MOM says she doesn't cook any more, except to put food in a dark pan on the sunny pavement at about 3pm and go check it a couple of hours later for doneness.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jul 22 - 07:47 AM

For reasons quite different from mine I have been right about there being no such thing as inflation in the cosmological explanation of the big bang. Also there is no current multiverse inobservation of our flat smooth universe. I am very pleased to have been essentially correct all along. It is a lonely celebration since no one either listened or understood what I have been on about regarding inflation theory being bogus.

Inflation theory is ONLY a bandaid, a patch to try to explain the big bang (which DID NOT HAPPEN). Inflation has now been shown to be a fraud by many different explanations in math and by the greatest Nobel Prize winners like Penrose and others.

So Hooray. Its nice to be right about something so fundamental.

What is more likely in reality? It is a gentle bounce universe after a period of slow CONTRACTION into our now reexpanding phase of the universe.

I offer as proof this lecture which can be understood by anyone despite the math barriers. why there is no big bang and how observations prove it


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 22 - 07:51 PM

Goodness! You step away for a few days and Mom is sent out of sight! Thank goodness I was here or who knows what might have happened — that’s why I’m Mom’s favorite kid.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 09:15 PM

Creature comforts are the best. Make no mistake I am not the now failed pillow guy but I did invent 2 versions of a refridgerated pillow. They work too well to be safe or are not silent. However the most available organic solution is a feather or down pillow that is washed and not dried completely. It should be plump and not wet to the touch but retain a moisture level that another 30 minutes in the drier would remove. That way the pillow is cool for about a minute or less and then can be turned over to feel cool again...repeat until sleep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 04:14 PM

Insulted. A high quality post it is.
America now sees a President with very high ratings but his name is Zelenski. Putin without a Trump is a horse without a useful wagon. Putin is now wearing a 'Make Catherine Great Again' hat and is burning all the soldier death notices. Once Russain mothers get wind, Putin will suffer death by a thousand tough Russian mothers. They are more ferocious than Grizzles.

The broad that sits at the end of the bar alone is Sydney Powell. She is now getting her 15 seconds of fame.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 12:00 PM

Sorry I haven't been back in a while, MOM. The Trump stuff in the news is just so much BS to filter through that the normal high quality stuff here fades in comparison.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 10:01 AM

the amblin herd was suddenly spooked by lighting and thunder
Without a care Johnny depped under
his saddle bag an' grabbed a snare
He caught an amber colored cow,
And tied it to a plow
th' rope she was a snappin.
She was impressed and he thought it was love
but when push come to shove
it was a lawsuit waitin t'happen.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 22 - 03:15 PM

DIBS ON POST 3030!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 22 - 03:25 PM

Sitka on Wednesday, Mom, so you will only hear from me sporadically. I do hope to see KT and Ebbie!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 22 - 10:22 PM

Teachers enjoy being condimented. So few of them are.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 22 - 06:32 PM

I had a friend who used to preposition his English teacher.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 22 - 09:10 PM

In, on, off — some preposition or other.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 09:44 PM

You'll get a couple more hours of sun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 09:17 PM

. . . you'll be IN Sitka?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 09:11 PM

Mom, it's settled. This time next week I'll be Sitka. All seems well now, much was settled today.

I'll knock back a few brew and things for you, and eat lots of reindeer sausage and halibut and stuff. No, we're not driving up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 22 - 02:34 PM

Remember when AR15S really were banned???


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 22 - 01:23 PM

Guns are sold
Hands are shaken
Hearts go out

If guns were as erratic as people
they would miss


If Elon Musk made guns we would be dead by now

There is a question about the mental health of red Senators

Slippery slopes are dangerous
Guns are cool

RELAX' it was a legally purchased mass shooting

AR 15 Silencers for sale
in Congress



whew brb


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 22 - 11:01 AM

I don't do diaries but I do make memo books.
This mornings collection will be transferred here verbatim;
The Court sez Corporations are people, does that make the NRA and GOA people of interest?

Please observe a momment of silencers.

Come for the holiday mass shooting stay for the funeral snacks.

AMERICA'S GAME
take me out to the gun store
get me one maybe 2
buy me some ammo a couple stacks
then off to the park to start the attack
shoot, shoot shoot
its a gun thing
mental illness we'll blame
and its one more mass shooting here
its a US game


Teachem yung make 5 year olds shoot

People armed with information are dangerous
buy guns

Guns a' Gore Ammo Store.

Guns and Butter:
All mass shooters ate butter. BAN BUTTER

All abortions start with sex, BAN SEX

Your kid was an honor student. ban AR 15s

oops brb


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jul 22 - 10:24 AM

Holy crap another palindrome 3003 !

I will watch Tenet, Arrival... https://www.imdb.com/search/keyword/?keywords=palindrome


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jul 22 - 08:32 AM

Some will say the kid in Akron had it comin. The only judgment I make in any encounter is motive be it assault here or in the streets.
What is the motive for shooting someone 60 times? It sounds like anger but I'm sure the cops will have time to explain.

Mom isn't sayin, she just says "its their way".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jul 22 - 10:36 PM

Whoo! (Uhh, welcome) Ohhh!
I'd like to welcome everybody, welcome everybody (yo y-yo yo yo)
To the motherfucking Metaverse Chat Room (yo, y-yo, yo)

[Rappin Joe Biden]
How many Muricans fell victim in the streets
Rest in peace young victims, it's a death by big lie
Eyes still open reflecting the grey blue sky
Fish belly up above the bleached reefs

The lure of cash emptied out the oceans and poor
The elite experts in charge used to be all creeps
It'd be a lie if I told you that they were not thieves
Every deal the government made for me went out the door

Its not just ketchup on the wall!
Those who want to rule want to outgun the constitution
They are afraid they will be poor after restitution
How many that were taught the dream of America must fall?

The end of civilization begins with too many of us
and just enough of the big lie believing them
Cause to the elite world earners you ain't worth phlegm
The world is infected with a CO2 wound oozing puss

What men have done to this living planet is beyond vulgar
Endings are by their nature always sad and full of suffering
But done by the hand of man somehow makes this smothering
the most evil kind of ulcer we call a culture

Through lies, theft, shootouts, stick-ups and invasions
The world is full of suckers but don't worry, some dream of good
No matter how they are disbelieved and misunderstood
They are always on the brink of solving the equation

Call his pops, pick the phone up
So he can come find his son lyin in his own blood
On that block that patriots shot up
Near the house we grew up in before the flood

50 bullets made that sound that goes thud
The first 10 made the kid scream
The number of bullets were not as extreme
as the tradition that makes red mud


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Jul 22 - 08:14 PM

At some point in time
I got sensory deprivation tanks mixed up with
hyperbaric chambers .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 22 - 08:04 PM

Well, oh yeah?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jul 22 - 08:03 PM

Thata one blowed up good! Yup it was bettern than Cletus's m-4


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jul 22 - 11:55 AM

MOM says it's getting to be too noisy at night to sleep on the screened-in porch; fireworks make a heckuva racket. She's thinking about getting one of those sensory deprivation tanks set up in the corner of the living room.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 22 - 09:49 AM

Of course, we just had it backwards


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 22 - 09:35 AM

The history of American expansionism or racism is actually a diplomatic history to make it palatable for our kids.

The history of MOAB is a dead pale ghost of its original purpose, democracy, personalities and contributions beyond palindromes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 22 - 12:15 AM

I said I had dibs on 2992! Spank him, MOM!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 09:32 PM

In the dark damp corners in the basements of American History libraries
are the 4 or 5 accounts of white insurrectionists overturning the electoral results of the then multi racial republican candidates right after the civil war in Louisiana, North Carolina and elsewhere. Yes election fraud was rallying cry back then as well. The Federal government put right all but one result. As Mark Twain said history doesn't repeat exactly but rhymes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 06:19 PM

The Donald doesn't get it.
Trump is ~tweeting~ on Truth Social "I am not an insurrectionist, I was just taking a mulligan".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - aw comon cheer up
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 11:32 AM

Follow the Capitol Road. Follow the Capitol Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Capitol Road.
Follow the Capitol, Follow the Capitol,
Follow the Capitol Road.
We're off to see the Congress, and Vice President Pense.
You'll find he is a son of a gun If ever a gun there was.
If ever oh ever a son there was The Vice President is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the loyal Trump things he does.
We're off to hang the Congress. The Congress and pussy wimp Pense


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 09:11 AM

Next?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 09:05 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLcELU1brA

When Donald was the President,
Let My people in
Deceived so deep they could not think,
Let My people in!
Refrain:
Go down, Proud Boys,
Way down in the Capitol;
Then Trump told them all
To let My people in!
No more damn democracy,
Let My people in!

Let them go with guns and knives,
Let My people in!
Oh, let them in with every sin,
Let Congress lose their lives!
Let us all for Trump be free,
Let My people in!

You need not always mourn and weep,
Let My people in!
And wear these slav’ry chains for me,
Let My people in!
Your foes that are before you run,
My people have just begun to fight!

And don't forget your great big gun,
My people are always right!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 08:46 AM

In conclusion, I told you so.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 08:12 AM

Very late last night I was talking with Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia. He was expounding on the moment when an Emporer of Rome discovered that the Pretorian guard was not his personal Army or loyal bodyguard. He had a half dozen examples and concluded at long last with the instant when Trump grabbed the steering wheel from the backseat of his limo and with his other hand grabbed the driver by the throat screaming "I'm the fucking President now take me to the Capitol" Secret Service did not relent. "Take your hand off the wheel, we are going to the White House". Senator Byrd continued, "The Emporer discovered in that backseat that his Pretorian Guards were not his own but he was not dispatched with a short sword and was slowly driven back to the residence."
Senator Byrd on Rome


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 22 - 12:23 AM

I tune everything but a trumpet in a minor key such as G minor. It helps prevent controversy later. A diminished A7 is also good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jun 22 - 03:50 PM

I actually use acoustic steel and tune the uke like a mandolin.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 28 Jun 22 - 02:31 PM

Can you string a banjo with it?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jun 22 - 02:16 PM

Go with 12 lb. strength


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 22 - 08:50 PM

We await with bated breath the coming of the fiber optic line. Sometimes when I went fishing I used baited breath.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jun 22 - 10:25 AM

Ivermectin punch (Big can of Hawaiian Punch with 3 crushed up pills) over ice sound like a Texas cocktail too. At least the Mexican version uses Sangria.

I made a drink yesterday, half 100 proof peppermint schnaps and half drambuie. Not as minty as I thought. Serve in tall shot glass.


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