MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Jul 22 - 08:14 PM

At some point in time
I got sensory deprivation tanks mixed up with
hyperbaric chambers .

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jul 22 - 10:36 PM

Whoo! (Uhh, welcome) Ohhh!
I'd like to welcome everybody, welcome everybody (yo y-yo yo yo)
To the motherfucking Metaverse Chat Room (yo, y-yo, yo)

[Rappin Joe Biden]
How many Muricans fell victim in the streets
Rest in peace young victims, it's a death by big lie
Eyes still open reflecting the grey blue sky
Fish belly up above the bleached reefs

The lure of cash emptied out the oceans and poor
The elite experts in charge used to be all creeps
It'd be a lie if I told you that they were not thieves
Every deal the government made for me went out the door

Its not just ketchup on the wall!
Those who want to rule want to outgun the constitution
They are afraid they will be poor after restitution
How many that were taught the dream of America must fall?

The end of civilization begins with too many of us
and just enough of the big lie believing them
Cause to the elite world earners you ain't worth phlegm
The world is infected with a CO2 wound oozing puss

What men have done to this living planet is beyond vulgar
Endings are by their nature always sad and full of suffering
But done by the hand of man somehow makes this smothering
the most evil kind of ulcer we call a culture

Through lies, theft, shootouts, stick-ups and invasions
The world is full of suckers but don't worry, some dream of good
No matter how they are disbelieved and misunderstood
They are always on the brink of solving the equation

Call his pops, pick the phone up
So he can come find his son lyin in his own blood
On that block that patriots shot up
Near the house we grew up in before the flood

50 bullets made that sound that goes thud
The first 10 made the kid scream
The number of bullets were not as extreme
as the tradition that makes red mud

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jul 22 - 08:32 AM

Some will say the kid in Akron had it comin. The only judgment I make in any encounter is motive be it assault here or in the streets.
What is the motive for shooting someone 60 times? It sounds like anger but I'm sure the cops will have time to explain.

Mom isn't sayin, she just says "its their way".

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jul 22 - 10:24 AM

Holy crap another palindrome 3003 !

I will watch Tenet, Arrival... https://www.imdb.com/search/keyword/?keywords=palindrome

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 22 - 11:01 AM

I don't do diaries but I do make memo books.
This mornings collection will be transferred here verbatim;
The Court sez Corporations are people, does that make the NRA and GOA people of interest?

Please observe a momment of silencers.

Come for the holiday mass shooting stay for the funeral snacks.

AMERICA'S GAME
take me out to the gun store
get me one maybe 2
buy me some ammo a couple stacks
then off to the park to start the attack
shoot, shoot shoot
its a gun thing
mental illness we'll blame
and its one more mass shooting here
its a US game


Teachem yung make 5 year olds shoot

People armed with information are dangerous
buy guns

Guns a' Gore Ammo Store.

Guns and Butter:
All mass shooters ate butter. BAN BUTTER

All abortions start with sex, BAN SEX

Your kid was an honor student. ban AR 15s

oops brb

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 22 - 01:23 PM

Guns are sold
Hands are shaken
Hearts go out

If guns were as erratic as people
they would miss


If Elon Musk made guns we would be dead by now

There is a question about the mental health of red Senators

Slippery slopes are dangerous
Guns are cool

RELAX' it was a legally purchased mass shooting

AR 15 Silencers for sale
in Congress



whew brb

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 22 - 02:34 PM

Remember when AR15S really were banned???

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 09:11 PM

Mom, it's settled. This time next week I'll be Sitka. All seems well now, much was settled today.

I'll knock back a few brew and things for you, and eat lots of reindeer sausage and halibut and stuff. No, we're not driving up.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 09:17 PM

. . . you'll be IN Sitka?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 09:44 PM

You'll get a couple more hours of sun.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 22 - 09:10 PM

In, on, off — some preposition or other.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 22 - 06:32 PM

I had a friend who used to preposition his English teacher.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 22 - 10:22 PM

Teachers enjoy being condimented. So few of them are.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 22 - 03:25 PM

Sitka on Wednesday, Mom, so you will only hear from me sporadically. I do hope to see KT and Ebbie!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 22 - 03:15 PM

DIBS ON POST 3030!!!!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 10:01 AM

the amblin herd was suddenly spooked by lighting and thunder
Without a care Johnny depped under
his saddle bag an' grabbed a snare
He caught an amber colored cow,
And tied it to a plow
th' rope she was a snappin.
She was impressed and he thought it was love
but when push come to shove
it was a lawsuit waitin t'happen.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 12:00 PM

Sorry I haven't been back in a while, MOM. The Trump stuff in the news is just so much BS to filter through that the normal high quality stuff here fades in comparison.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 04:14 PM

Insulted. A high quality post it is.
America now sees a President with very high ratings but his name is Zelenski. Putin without a Trump is a horse without a useful wagon. Putin is now wearing a 'Make Catherine Great Again' hat and is burning all the soldier death notices. Once Russain mothers get wind, Putin will suffer death by a thousand tough Russian mothers. They are more ferocious than Grizzles.

The broad that sits at the end of the bar alone is Sydney Powell. She is now getting her 15 seconds of fame.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 22 - 09:15 PM

Creature comforts are the best. Make no mistake I am not the now failed pillow guy but I did invent 2 versions of a refridgerated pillow. They work too well to be safe or are not silent. However the most available organic solution is a feather or down pillow that is washed and not dried completely. It should be plump and not wet to the touch but retain a moisture level that another 30 minutes in the drier would remove. That way the pillow is cool for about a minute or less and then can be turned over to feel cool again...repeat until sleep.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 22 - 07:51 PM

Goodness! You step away for a few days and Mom is sent out of sight! Thank goodness I was here or who knows what might have happened — that’s why I’m Mom’s favorite kid.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jul 22 - 07:47 AM

For reasons quite different from mine I have been right about there being no such thing as inflation in the cosmological explanation of the big bang. Also there is no current multiverse inobservation of our flat smooth universe. I am very pleased to have been essentially correct all along. It is a lonely celebration since no one either listened or understood what I have been on about regarding inflation theory being bogus.

Inflation theory is ONLY a bandaid, a patch to try to explain the big bang (which DID NOT HAPPEN). Inflation has now been shown to be a fraud by many different explanations in math and by the greatest Nobel Prize winners like Penrose and others.

So Hooray. Its nice to be right about something so fundamental.

What is more likely in reality? It is a gentle bounce universe after a period of slow CONTRACTION into our now reexpanding phase of the universe.

I offer as proof this lecture which can be understood by anyone despite the math barriers. why there is no big bang and how observations prove it

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jul 22 - 12:37 PM

Misery loves company unless the misery is high heat every single day, in which case company won't come near your place. I've looked at the Wunderground calendars with high temperature history and have looked as far as actual forecasts go (versus a marker showing the average temperature of the day) and we'll be at 40+ days over 100 by the second week in August. And it feels like more. MOM says she doesn't cook any more, except to put food in a dark pan on the sunny pavement at about 3pm and go check it a couple of hours later for doneness.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 22 - 10:27 PM

MOM!!! Your fave kid has returned from Alaska!!! All well, or as we say Up North, all is skookum. My boxes should start arriving any time now.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 22 - 03:10 PM

Wow, fun time in Idaho! Yesterday I took my wife to the ER because she'd run fevers, had chills, was constantly low on blood oxygen, and tested positive for COVID, and the doctor said "Go to the ER now."

90% certainty of COVID pneumonia in both lungs. She was in yesternight and will be in tonight at the very least.

Frabjoyous day! Caloo, calay!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jul 22 - 03:31 PM

Happy opposite day! Might I suggest the anti viral cocktail at the bar.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jul 22 - 04:45 PM

My best to Pat. Arriving back home from vacation with a COVID chaser seems to be commonplace these days. Jenn and Art had a similar experience upon returning from France. :-(

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 31 Jul 22 - 08:59 AM

Rapparee, I'm really alarmed and sorry to hear about your wife Pat.
Will be thinking and praying of/for both of you.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 22 - 12:53 PM

My dearest Idahoian... Keep us informed; we are concerned.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 22 - 09:19 PM

She’s home. On drugs, but home. The remdesivir continues this week.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 09:16 AM

The Emporer of swords is the RX9 hellfire missle. Fired from a drone the RX9 deploys 8 long swords a split second prior to impact without explosives. Al Zawari's last words were "Oy V..".

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 02:13 PM

I had dibs on 3030! Mooooom! Make him give it back!!!! I had dibs!!!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 02:13 PM

My Irish class starts in about 20 minutes.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 03:42 PM

My Irish Class has always been apparent. I think you're born with it.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 05:12 PM

You heard it first here; Putin in his madness will simulate full disclosure and then claim a weapon mastery over UFOs thanks to a certain former president. This will upset the applecart of China and the USA who have at least cooperated regarding censorship and secrets. Worst of all will be his follow up social media manipulation regarding which political leaders are weak traitors to the human race and guess who will become the strong hostile hero over ET.

Will Americans believe the declassified images from Russia and the extraterrestrial conflict heroism of the Donald? In a heartbeat.
The deep state was afraid all along Trump and Putin would call the tune regarding the defeat of the UAPs and defy our prized secrecy.

QAnon types will say "dad gummit I knowed it all along".

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 22 - 10:32 PM

Don't be silly. The Idaho Legion is right up at the Front, defending Earth and all we hold dear.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 22 - 08:25 AM

I thought what they hold dear is a mixed bag of opposites like pro life and AR15s. Defending Earth is one thing but why do they want to stop the steel?

Subject: RE: ODD Christmas songs
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 22 - 02:58 PM

Asylum Jesus or I saw Jesus kissing Santa

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 22 - 07:26 PM

btw Idaho is protecting/paying rapists. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/03/idaho-abortion-bill-rapist-families

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 22 - 09:06 PM

Donuel, I have reported you to the Idaho Legion. When the Galactic Overlord next attacks Earth you may or may not be protected by the Legion's new, top secret, quantum disruptor cannon. The Legion is nonpolitical and takes no sides save that of protecting Earth and the Legion's many hovels around the world. (Yes, there is a Legion Hovel near you and you need not reside in Idaho to join.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 22 - 09:36 PM

Well I'm reporting you to LUST leaking underground septic tanks, for thinking Idaho's shit doesn't stink.
Grandpa Frank Schatz tended bar at the VFW in Danville Ill. I've known the legion since I was 3 but I've never been in country so I am not a member. Those guys are a different kind of tough.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Aug 22 - 01:20 PM

Solving the mysteries of quantum gravity, UAP's, dark matter, black holes-wormholes or dark energy are not as meaningful or pronounced in our day to day lives as 'what is the deal with pumpkin spice', or any number of things we can actually see and feel. Therefore I am founding the Church of Seeing is Believing. Between the tax free status and whackadoodle trump converts who prefer a more rational world, I'll retire with some FU money and watch the actual Armaggedon on my 100 inch TV.
Ceremonies will include a holographic God in HD audio on a subsonic floor. It'll be a hoot.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 22 - 10:18 PM

I said nothing -- nada, rien -- about Idaho. I was speaking of the Idaho Legion, which is entirely separate from the state.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 22 - 10:19 PM

Mom, my copy of Mike Murphey's "We Never Knew Just What It Was" arrived today and I'm rediscovering the Chad Mitchell Trio!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 22 - 11:40 AM

I have been authorized to explain this much: the quantum disruptor utilizes anyons and time crystals to unwind both the strong and weak nuclear forces. The rest is all some sort of arithmetic.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Aug 22 - 07:49 PM

Victim galaxy of the quantum disruptor

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Aug 22 - 05:27 PM

Lt. Ryan Graves was an actual top gun and had to deal with the multiple unknown crafts the Navy has encountered. He is one of the most intelligent warriors I have heard. Lt. Graves and Lex interview

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 22 - 08:22 AM

Occam's razor may influence speculation that ETs are AI since it simpler for a machine to go from a hover to mach 1.6 in a second or two than to have an exotic drive that negates inertia within a region for an organic being to not get squished flat against the interior wall.
Perhaps there were days when it was somewhat safe for organic beings to wander about but bad outcomes could have changed policy.

A machine could also respond on time scales organics can not approach like the hero in the matrix. They also could control our digital tech with more ease. OUR EXOSCALE CRAY SUPER COMPUTERS may even seem 'cute' to the galactic overlords. I don't know what a digital crush entails but The Star Trek movie explored it with Vger.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 22 - 11:04 AM

Merrick Garland SINGS


Every breath you take
And every lie you make
Every law you break
Every thing you take
I'll be stopping you
Every single day
And every word you say
All the golf you play
Every fight you make
I'll be stopping you
Oh, can't you see
When your whores all pee?
How the nation aches
With every lie you make?
Everything you take
And every law you break
Every smile you take
Every claim you stake
I'll be stopping you
Since you've gone, We've seen that you're a disgrace
Nightmares at night, are all full of your face
I look around, but it's you we can displace
I feel so glad, you are gone you damn nutcase
I keep hoping Biden, Biden please
Oh, can't you see
He belongs in jail?
How our vaccines failed
And his lies prevailed?
With every lie he failed
Every law he bailed
Every time he sailed
We'll be stopping you
Every single day
And every word you say
All the golf you play
Every fight you prey
I'll be stopping you.
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
No man is above the law.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 22 - 01:10 PM

Such leisurely 100,000 light year trips aren’t going to appeal to biological passengers who will die long before their destination is reached. Machines, on the other hand, won’t complain if they’re cooped up in a spaceship for tens of thousands of years. They don’t require food, oxygen, sanitation or entertainment. And they don’t insist on a round-trip ticket. Face it we make stinky toxins the rest of the universe might hate.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 22 - 01:21 PM

The GL has minions that don't care about anything except serving it in the best way they can. When you can move amuck among the multiverses time and inertia mean nothing to you.