MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 23 - 04:47 PM

The history of the United States of America has been discovered after centuries of cover-ups and leftist conspiracies to indoctrinate our citizens with fictitious facts, Finally, freedom, faith, and the American family will be taught in an unbiased format. We wish to thank our treasured historians Donald J. Trump, Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor
Greene and hundreds of contributors from the Heritage Foundation for their research.

[This is the official and complete history of the USA by the Republican National Committee and not the abridged alternative social truth targets of our respected and esteemed colleagues like The Proud Boys and QAnon.]

In 1492 Columbo sailed the Ocean blue with his destination set on an alternative route to India. To his surprise, he arrived in Haiti where he fought off Small Pox and the savages. By the time this news reached England, some very pure people from Plymouth believed their promised land for religious freedom would be found in the new world. They moved with Mayflower to move to America. To their delight, they arrived at Plymouth rock. The pure people aka Puritans invited some natives to their housewarming party that today we call Thanksgiving, The fathers of America were born soon after the Renaissance which in Latin means Born Again Christians, not to be confused with toxic wokeness.
Americans wanted freedom from the King of Britain. Likewise the King of France faced headaches to come from Antifa rebels in his own country. Philosophers of the day like Rousseau wrote "Man is free but is everywhere in chains". He dreamt of a world where man was master of his own destiny and government. It was the same dream that was tempting European immigrants to come to America in droves and boats. It turns out that building a new world was back-breaking work, so they invited people from Africa and made them do the work instead. You might think these were the same people Rousseau was talking about when he said mankind should throw off its chains but they weren't.
Like many humanists, he found a clever loophole by calling blacks only 3/5ths human, or only human from the neck down.
When Britain tried to tax America, the citizens cleverly dressed up like Indians and turned Boston Harbor into the biggest cup of tea in the world. Then George Washington crossed the Delaware and defeated the British. in 1776 the founding fathers drafted the best dear John letter in history and established their independence. A list of suggestions was later called the Constitution. United we stood until the Civil War when the North ruthlessly attacked the South. After we invented the light bulb, radio and sliced bread, a negotiated settlement was made and American capitalism and inventions spread planes, trains and automobiles across the country. We also put and end to WW1 and WW2 rebuilt Europe, opened China and chased Russia out of Cuba. Republicans have brought prosperity to America with only a couple of exceptions. They put an end to the Lifetime Presidency of FDR and some say they put a man on the moon.
   If it had not been for rigged elections the great President in history would still be in power.


fact-checked by Wikipedia
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 23 - 06:35 PM

The stream, slows at its edge while its swift in the middle.
I found an ice cycle spiral down from a branch above the stream
I know not why or how it formed any more than I know why I dream.

I wonder if it knows better than I, its a riddle.



just now, don

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 23 - 04:17 PM

What could have been better for 3333 (a palindrome) than a poem I wrote?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 23 - 04:16 PM

The grayness of Spring enters my soul
And the muddy river, full of flood,
Carries its sticks from eddy to eddy
Until at last
They find solace
On the soft, silent, bottom of the sea.
                     --Me, about 1965

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 23 - 06:33 AM

It was joke about blood sugar affecting memory. It was stressful going without insulin but it was not that bad. Most diabetics can go 2 years without insulin before they die.

In fact I recently attributed Amos for addressing the subject of consciousness but that thread got closed when Steve got pissed off.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Jan 23 - 09:16 PM

What?! How long have you been on Mudcat, that you don't remember Amos? (He passed away a few years ago.) Truly one of the best poets to grace the pages of Mudcat, in or out of MOAB.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 23 - 03:47 PM

I finally found some insulin after 5 days. Who was Amos?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 23 - 03:44 PM

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 23 - 06:47 AM

I taught Amos everything he knows. Everything. Just ask him.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jan 23 - 09:47 AM

Amos used to use the Dragon software. What goes around comes around!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 23 - 02:17 PM

You have your eyes on 3333?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 23 - 09:08 PM

It is the same Nuance. As with everything, there is a learning curve.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Jan 23 - 03:18 PM

Nuance software.
There is also Nuance for text messaging on cellphones,
I wonder if it is the same Nuance.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 23 - 10:45 AM

Rapparee is an irregular Irish soldier, vagabond, plunderer or bandit.
Rapparee often is found at the Scoundrel's Lodge of Foreign Wars.

AI is kinda dry.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 23 - 08:43 PM

I'm dictating this message by using Nuance software's Dragon Naturally Speaking. This is a good old-line piece of software. I'm using it to see how well it will work here. If it works as I think it will, this could be useful for both mom and Gluon.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 23 - 09:15 AM

I have claimed I have posted with Autopost 2000 for years here. It is finally actually here. Check out Chat GBT or Chat GBT 4.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 23 - 08:42 AM

green night light

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 23 - 07:39 PM

Was that the Pillars or the Triffids?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 23 - 07:37 PM

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jan 23 - 04:31 PM

Thanks for the nice image for my file of screensavers, Rap. I have one from the Mars rover tracks on my desktop right now, but that might be a good one to swap out with. (The current photo looks like a particularly dry area of the desert Southwest here in the US, or maybe a shot from the Gobi Desert in China.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 23 - 02:33 PM

..Mom why is my sister such a smartie pants?
Well dear, On the sixth day God put Adam into a coma and took his rib bone marrow out to fashion woman...already exhausted from all that creating he really needed a break and on the seventh day he rested. He never created again except for disasters and floods. Able asked God "could you clear up some of your mistakes like the platypus and other things like woman being smarter..." That was the last we ever heard from Able. When Eve hungrily ate from the tree of knowledge she became vastly smarter than Adam who never read or asked for directions. Mom said "Thats why girls are smarter than boys". Timmy said I never knew that. Mom said "Exactly"

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 23 - 02:13 PM

All is explained.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 23 - 02:12 PM

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 23 - 10:08 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND Gluon is off again! I got the idea he's going to fight an interstellar praying mantis.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 23 - 06:14 PM

GLUON! Stop

Quark!

Quark!

Quark! 

Quark!

Quark!

Quark!

Quark!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 23 - 10:53 PM

I admit I don't get the color charge of gluons, or the color change of neutrinos. Technicolor bosons really lose me.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 23 - 06:35 PM

Ah, the joys of Sunday! Getting breakfast, doing the week’s pills, coordinating calendars, new sheets on the bed, laundry and more laundry, fixing lunch, putting laundry away, making dinner, and this evening trekking to my subterranean lair to continue the attempt to straighten it up.

Wait! I hear, I hear GLUON! Gluon’s call of “Quark! Quark,” is unmistakeable! Well, so much for…DAMMIT DOG, STOP HUMPING MY LEG! Yes, I’m glad to see you!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Jan 23 - 12:47 PM

Better bump MOM up to the top of the queue
so that Rapparee does not have to.
Come on, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 23 - 08:57 AM

I just saw wheelchair fencing.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 06:01 PM

RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS intolerance has grown to 85% of Americans harboring a hatred trope of some kind and a 35% rise in violent acts. With or without Trump the white evangelical churches are going full throttle anti Semitic. I will remind them that Jesus Christ was killed as a Jewish person of color agitating against the corporate dictatorship of Rome.
Even if you are an evangelical WASP I remind you that you have skin in the game and will have to choose between Proud Boys authority or Federal forces guided by the Constitution.
As America will be shaped by the changing electorate, the new minority can not rely on obstructionism or eliminating voting fairness forever.
If you feel raw about this I suggest you start learning Russian.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 02:47 PM

like Yodh

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stanron
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 10:41 AM

Thanks Donuel. That certainly is an explanation in a couple of paragraphs.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 07:16 AM

25 years ago you had to belong to a large secret committee subject to black balling and investigation but it devolved into a place for whoppers' outrage and artful submissions. As the mother of all BS she is often referred to as MOM who cares for the kids with fairness and compassion.
The tenuous survival of this vestigial thread is supported by a few immortal overlords until the end days or the resurrection of the ridiculous enjoyed by many. OR if your comment won't fit anywhere it can always find a home here.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stanron
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 06:50 AM

Could anyone, in just a couple of paragraphs, tell me what on earth this thread is all about?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 06:21 AM

I thought It was only a simple garage sale at the Biden's house but now its a;
debacle
fiasco
failure
catastrophe
disaster
disintegration
mess
wreck
ruin
downfall
collapse
defeat
rout
overthrow
conquest
trouncing
foul-up
screwup
fight
battle
clash
conflict
encounter
confrontation
engagement
fray
contest
combat
tussle
scrimmage
fracas
affray
melee
rencounter
utrageous wrongdoing
outrageous behavior
immoral behavior
unethical behavior
discreditable behavior
impropriety
misconduct
wrongdoing
offense
transgression
crime
sin
skeleton in the cupboard
skeleton in the closet
business
affair
scandal
classified document-gate and
brouhaha

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 23 - 05:43 AM

Friday the 13th in memory of Alfred E Neuman

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:38 PM

3,300, in memory of Amos!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:36 PM

Heck, I’m this close so why not?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:35 PM

Mom, I’m on azithromycin for this prolonged cough. If it ain’t better in two weeks I get X-rayed and otherwise have my insides examined.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jan 23 - 06:03 AM

At the end of a day that repeats every day
I hope tomorrow will be better than today

You’ll be happy, even if it’s a rough road
It will fade away, everything will be fine
Let’s laugh and hold hands and hang in there
You will be happy, all the painful wounds
Forget and erase everything
Someday, spring will come

At the end of a day that repeats every day
Hoping for a better tomorrow comes
I hope I can make you smile

You’ll be happy
All things will pass
It’s going to be alright
You’ll be happy, all the painful wounds
Forget and erase everything
Someday, spring will come

You’ll be happy
All things will pass (everything will pass)
It’s going to be alright (mm)
You’ll be happy (oh-oh)
All things will pass (no, no, no, no, no, no)
It’s going to be alright (it’s going to be alright)

You’ll be happy
All things will pass
It’s going to be alright
naaahh

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 23 - 09:13 PM

Someday the spring will come
Someday the spring will come….

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 23 - 01:44 PM

uh, that was for Santos.



Know what cheers me up and not feel this is all about abuse?
A sing-along...Everybody out there at work or home Lets sing along;
tune: Rainbow connection

Why are there so many, songs about mem'ries
and whats on the other side
mem'ries are visions but only illusions
and mem'ries have nothing to hide,
so we've been told and some choose to believe it,
I know that their wrong wait and see
someday you'll find it the mem'rie connection
the lovers the screamers and me.
all of us under its spells
we know that its probably tragic...

Have you been half asleep?
and have you heard voices
You've heard them calling your name
Is this the sweet sound?
that calls the old seniors
the voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
Its something that might come to be
someday day you'll find it
the right diagnosis
End stage Alzheimers to be
la da da dee dum dum da lalee lee lalee la loo.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 23 - 08:25 AM

What kind of troll are you?
Who's against everything
It seems that I'm the only one
Who objects to his swill
What kind of mind is this?
An empty shell
A lonely cell in which
A hateful heart must dwell
What kind of clown is he?
What do es he know of life?
Why can't he cast away?
His mask of clay
And live his life
Why can't he stay away?
Like any normal guy
And maybe then I'll know
What kind of fool he is
What kind of mind is this?
An empty shell
A lonely cell in which
A hateful heart must dwell
What kind of lies are his?
That lied with every post
That whispered depraved words of hate
And lied the most
Why can't he contribute?
Like any other guy
And maybe then I'll know
Why this fool just lies.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 23 - 07:34 PM

You’d think at least one would have a splinter or a nasty bruise.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 23 - 03:28 PM

A documentary called Maggie's War caught my eye. I guess our Maggie has won a few battles as well but this documentary was about James Magahue the most decorated combat soldier in the 82 airborne. When it came time to consider his Congressional Medal of Honor for single handedly taking out a german tank and leading from the front killing 100 germans wounding 131 and capturing 200 he was denied because his company had NO CAUALTIES. His men asked what that had to do with it, they were told rules are rules.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 23 - 06:42 AM

In Virginia, a 6 year old shot his 25 year old teacher in the chest with a 9mm. Things have balanced out by a DC resident killing a 6th grader for breaking into his car. The lord moves in delirious ways.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 09:11 PM

I just read through the "Blue Bottle" thread above the line. WOW! That brought back memories! (I have my copy.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 02:41 PM

When love goes looking with no place to go
It listened to silence for what was hidden below
Graveyards full of bodies and ghosts with history
Most are gone forever but a lucky few are trees.
A few wait a million years like comets they return
as they greet the warming sun the ice begins to burn.
And somehow life begins again
believing death is not the end.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 12:04 PM

As a kid when the doorbell rang we smiled and cheered "it's company".
Now when there is a knock we say "who the fuck is that" to our dismay
As a kid, we saw at the carnival the big and fat tattooed man or lady.
Now almost everyone at the Mall or Wall Mart looks fat tattooed and lazy.
As a kid Getty was dead but there were still Vanderbilts and Rockefeller.
Now since they don't pay taxes a billionaire might be any crooked fellow.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 23 - 11:04 AM

was on the fourteenth day of January,
From England we set sail,
We were bound down to Laguire,
With a sweet and pleasant gale;
The Roving Lizzie we are called,
Bold Donuel is my name,
And we sailed away from Laguire,
Just out of the Spanish Main.

And when we reached Laguire,
Our orders did read so,
“When you discharge your cargo,
It’s sail for Callao,”
Our Captain called all hands right aft,
And unto us did say,
“Here is money for you today, my lads,
For tomorrow we’ll sail away.”

It was early the next morning,
As daylight did draw nigh,
The man from at the masthead
A strange sail did espy;
With a black flag under her mizzen peak,
Came bearing down that way;
“I’ll be bound she is some pirate,”
Bold Donuel he did say.

In the course of three or four hours,
This pirate ranged alongside,
And with a speaking trumpet,
“Where are you from?” he cries.
“The Roving Lizzie we are called,
Bold Donuel is my name,
And we sailed away from Laguire,
Just out of the Spanish Main.”

“Come, back your topsails to your mast,
And heave your ship under my lee.”
“Oh, no! oh, no!” cried Donuel,
I’d rather sink at sea.”
They hoisted up their bloody flag,
Our hearts to terrify.
With their big guns to our small arms,
At us they did let fly.

We mounted four six-pounders
To fight a hundred men,
And when the action did begin,
It was just about half-past ten;
We mounted four six-pounders,
Our crew being twenty-two;
In the course of an hour and a quarter,
Those pirates we did subdue.

And now our prize we’ve taken
Unto Columbia’s shore,
To that dear old place in America,
They call sweet Baltimore;
We’ll drink success to Donuel,
Likewise his gallant crew,
That fought and beat that Pirate
With his noble twenty-two.