MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 08:56 PM

There are no degenerates at the Hovel. No one is de-ing. Everyone there was born that way and can't generate any further down the ladder..

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 09:23 PM

So, would that make the ungenerates?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 20 - 09:02 AM

They are the peak of the valley of nongenerates. Were they to slide further they would be puddles of amoebic dysentery slime or some such. They actually have too much intellect to be viruses.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Aug 20 - 09:43 AM

Mom!

Why does the word "skies" even exist? There's only one sky!

Is there an exoplanet somewhere that has multiple skies? How would that work? Are they stored in a closet somewhere and some guy decides which one to use on a particular day? "I think we'll have the puce sky on Monday and the lavender sky on Tuesday." Personally, I wouldn't want to live someplace that has a puce sky, even if it was only on Monday.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 20 - 11:53 PM

Never been in is a dust storm, have ya?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Aug 20 - 12:57 AM

Are you saying dust storms turn the sky puce? How horrible! Then we must ban dust storms! Puceness should be avoided at all costs!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Aug 20 - 07:01 AM

Along with banning storms we should also move earthquake faults, put sprinkler systems in dry forests and raise the water table.

People are saying the stratosphere and ionosphere are a waste of skies.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 20 - 10:31 AM

People also say that the troposphere is not spherical and probably unnecessary.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Aug 20 - 07:31 PM

Flatulosphere: The layer of the atmosphere where really potent farts are permanently exiled.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 20 - 07:35 PM

Flautophone: A guitarist who thinks s/he can play brass.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 20 - 04:12 PM

If you see this man please notify the Federal Bureau.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 12:26 PM

A new diverse political movement is reminding me of the Tea Party. The DIE party is dedicated to DENY IGNORE and EVADE the law.
Their credo and legal defense is the first ammendment. To them the right to lie, liberty and pusuit of happiness is guaranteed by the constitooshun. They have risen from the ashes of the NRA, arson at BLM protests and armed no mask protests. The DIE party is attracting racists, narcicists and the stupidly proud. Their emblem is a human skull which makes membership cool quick and easy.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 12:28 PM

All of those Bureaus and Departments and Agencies are lying low right now, hoping to avoid the gaze of the Orange one. You know that back room at the Hovel that usually is used for storing old WWII Army/Navy store gear and cots for the Next Big One? They've been coming and going there to meet out of sight of the D.C. crowd. I think there are cots made up if you look at the back of the room. I hear the Joint Chiefs of Staff had extra keys made to the back door.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 03:00 PM

Thats the spirit but also true.
Give away projects are running out of time and are opting for briefcases/dufflebags of cash to avoid a paper trail.

Those dedicated to snack food and obiesity belong to the EAT SHIT party and are destined to join the DIE party.
There are plans to wage a patriotic war with only AMERICAN made products. After looking into it we would have to go to war with only My Pillow, Car floor mats, Weber Grills, Airstream Trailers, Gibson Guitars, Wilson Footballs, Chesapeake Bay Candles and Colt pistols. Everything else uses at least some foriegn components.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 09:51 PM

Colt firearms contain steel made Elsewhere. Many of the machines that make them are made Elsewhere. There ARE gunsmiths who make their arms from scratch, including making their own steel and using machines that were made either by them or truly historic pieces.

A flintlock will set you back up to USD 20,000, cheapest about 1,500. French and English gunflints are well thought of, but getting your own from nearby hills will work. Chickenshit makes good saltpeter, but it takes awhile and the neighbors might complain when you start pouring "chamber lye" over your nitrate beds in the backyard. Domestic sulphur and charcoal are easily had, but the best charcoal is stuff you make yourself from willow.

REAL Americans make their OWN firearms.

I am not a REAL American.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 04:37 AM

What I have learned of new or old firearms I either learned from you or 'Pawn Stars'.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 11:23 AM

Good Sci Fi reflects social issues and cutting edge and future science.
I'm exploring the concept of a possible choice being made by a conscious entity who can slip between many worlds of Quantum possibilities as an evolutionary advancement. In the process in the discovery of the many worlds multiverse it was found the number of multiverses are actually far from infinite.
It turns out that most universes burn out from a wave collapse.
Quantum events too small to diverge significantly, fail to develop.
'Rick' is the being that can traverse universes as easily as slipping sideways in an impossibly narrow gap. He finds he is faced with a choice between a nuclear holocaust on Earth, or the worst possible President ever to take power. It turns out to be a more difficult choice than at first thought.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 01:33 PM

You should know enough about firearms to handle them safely and, preferably, to unload them. "There are just too damned many guns out there," said my mother. "I want my kids to know enough to be safe."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 04:53 PM

I don't know enough.
In my out of bound limits vingnette, The unwitting villains in one universe is Admiral Palsy and General Betrayus and in this universe is Steve
Bannon.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 07:26 PM

I do not know how to unload a bazooka. But, since the chances of my ever needing to unload a bazooka are vanishingly small, I don't worry about it very much. It's not like I'm going to walk out the door in the morning and someone is going to thrust a loaded bazooka into my arms and say, "Here, you unload this while I go get another one!"

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 09:24 PM

Re-attach the safety clip to the exhaust of the rocket OR use a grounded (to a grounded rod!) paperclip. Put the weapon in the "safe" or "please don't shoot!" status or cut the wires from from the magneto to the trigger. The CAREFULLY grasp the rear of the rocket and CAREFULLY remove it. GENTLY lay it on the ground and get the hell away from it! That thing contains a shaped charge of about a half kilogram of C4 or TNT. The easiest and safest way to unload it (for you) is to pull the trigger and don't have any body parts behind the backblast of the rocket. Your neighbors might not speak to you ever again, especially if you hit their chickenhouse. Just remember to keep yourself clear of the backblast from rockets, recoilless rifles, claymore mines, fougasse, and so on. There is also no truth to the rumor that C-4 suppositories "will clean ya out real good."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 06:23 AM

There is a recall on some C-4
suppositories. This country has regulations coming out of its ass.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 07:15 AM

Calmol-4, for when you need to calm your ass right down!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 11:54 AM

When my ass needs calming I hit him right between the ears with a two-by-four. Never a bray outa him after that.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 02:20 PM

In these days of challenging procrastination and xxxxxxxation isolation, I need some grand examples of WILL POWER.
You know something for get up and go.
I gave up after only coming up with things that haven't happened yet-
like Ruth Ginzburg passing away one day after Trump is defeated.
However Fred Trump's 'WILL' POWER gave Donald enough $ to be President.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Aug 20 - 08:16 AM

RBG needs to hang on until after Biden's inauguration, not just until after Trump loses the election. If you don't think Trump and McConnell are big enough assholes to ignore the "Thurmond Rule" and try to push a SCOTUS nomination through during a lame duck period, there's something wrong with your thinker.

That it has never been done before is not due to a law or Constitutional provision. The Thurmond Rule is more of a "gentlemen's agreement". Trump and McConnell are not gentlemen.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Aug 20 - 11:51 AM

I'm drinking my later-than-usual morning cuppa tea out of my RBG cup (they sell them at Fishs Eddy in NYC) and aiming a force field of good thoughts to surround her. And every so often I think through what I would say if I was ever face-to-face with the orange one and had his attention - what insult could I offer that is so concise and to the point and so clear that even he would understand it was an insult.

Have at it.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 20 - 06:19 PM

Classless, ignorant, unloved bully -- assuming that you know what thatmeans! May you defecate in your trousers during your upcoming nomination acceptance speech, and may the stink be such that it carries over television and Twitter!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Aug 20 - 08:50 PM

There will be no damning with faint praise for our Donald - Kamala will mop the floor with him. We can trust her to say what needs to be said.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Aug 20 - 09:39 AM

Hi, Mom!

Do I strike you as the type of person who really gives a shit whether or not his iPhone is backed up?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Aug 20 - 02:54 PM

You don't strike me as the type of person who would have an iPhone.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Aug 20 - 04:43 PM

Oh, I do have an iPhone, but there's not a damned thing on it I'd miss if the thing should die.

Seriously, here's the thing: I live too far out of town for regular broadband Internet service. I have a personal hotspot through my cellular provider. It works well, but I only get 15 GB per month at "full speed". After that, the speed throttles way down. So, I try to avoid unnecessary expenditures of bandwidth.

Backing up an iPhone requires that the phone be connected to a WIFI network. This is a bit silly in my case since the phone and the personal hotspot both use the same cellular provider and are on the same billing plan. The phone has unlimited high speed access, but Apple won't let me use the phone's own unlimited GBs of data transfer for backup. It requires that I connect through WIFI and use up some of my precious 15 GB.

So, the phone never gets backed up and I don't care.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 20 - 08:42 PM

Apart from my contact list there's not a lot to lose.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Aug 20 - 09:03 PM

I have this backup device called "a piece of paper" with all my contacts' information.

And any photos I take that I actually care about are copied to my laptop.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Aug 20 - 09:16 AM

I've probably lost track of all of the places my photos backup to. Microsoft, Dropbox, and I think Google has a hand in some photo storage. An embarrassment of riches. And my details like that are in a three-ring notebook.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 20 - 09:30 PM

Lots of places to go after this plague is over. Back to the Arctic! Viva la Aurora!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Aug 20 - 01:32 AM

Places that may have changed with the absence of people (for the better, we hope!)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Aug 20 - 08:04 AM

After surviving the plague, I would like to round out my education by taking a grand tour of places which afford visitors opportunities to survive famine, pestilence, and war.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 20 - 12:54 PM

Here's a question I just asked myself.

A wildfire is QUICKLY approaching you home and you have 30 minutes to evacuate. You have "grab and go" boxes containing insurance, family pictures, and other important papers; you can easily grab your laptop and the backup drives; your toiletries and medicines are simple to grab -- but you have room and weight for no more than six books.

What six books would you take? The rest of what you own will be ashes very quickly and you gotta load and scoot!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Aug 20 - 10:53 AM

New coinage inspired by the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:

"Overflowing lack of compassion."

Example: "His overflowing lack of compassion is exceeded only by his overflowing abdomen."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Aug 20 - 10:21 PM

I wish mothers would stop using the possibility of an emergency room visit as a reason to wear clean underwear. If you should wind up in the ER due to a serious accident, they're going to cut all your clothes off anyway, So why waste a good pair of clean underwear? If they're going to be sacrificed, just wear dirty ones. In fact, you should make it a point to wear dirty underwear any time you get an a car, just in case you're in an accident.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 20 - 10:22 PM

Theme song.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 20 - 10:09 AM

Campaign song.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 20 - 10:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCP76JTY4kE

The definitive rendition of a Certain Candidate's campaign song.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Aug 20 - 01:58 PM

It's Monday. All week feels like Monday. I have a couple of birthdays coming up in a little over a week but I think both of us are simply going to stay the same age and try again next year.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Aug 20 - 06:43 AM

My Mondays are now 165 hours long. The only part of the week that isn't Monday is the three hours on Saturday evening that I spend playing socially-distanced music on a friend's porch. Monday begins immediately thereafter and runs until 8 PM the following Saturday.

My phone still says there are other days. For example, it says it's currently Tuesday. But I don't believe it. If I were to do that OS update that I've been putting off, it would probably say "Monday" every time I looked at it.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 20 - 10:23 AM

Something keeps telling me that it's January 15, 1969 and I'm stuck to go on a night patrol in the Republic of Korea. -37F, winds at >40mph, and lots of snow, and what I want to do is go to the NCO Club and drink hot toddies. I could get hurt out there!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Aug 20 - 03:12 PM

Still having dreams when I suddenly realize the people around me are too damned close. You'd think at least in your dreams people could approach safely!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Aug 20 - 07:58 PM

I've got the cough. On the bright side we hope its cancer.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 20 - 10:06 PM

1,300!!!