MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Dec 20 - 08:58 PM

If I had to guess that sounds like the invocation ceremony for admission to Bob Jones University.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 20 - 08:37 PM

You mean this one?

The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much in the same way as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect, over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked; His wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else but to be cast into the fire; He is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in His sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in His eyes than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended Him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet, it is nothing but His hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last night; that you were suffered to awake again in this would, after
you closed your eyes to sleep; and there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arouse in the morning, but that God's hand has held you up. There is no other reason to be given, but His mercy; yea, no other reason can be given why you do not this very moment drop down into hell.

O sinner, consider the fearful danger you are in! It is a great furnace of wrath, a wide and bottomless pit, full of the fire if the wrath that you are held over in the hand of that God whose wrath is provoked and incensed as much against you as against many of the damned in hell. You hang by a slender thread, with the flames of divine wrath flashing about it and ready every moment to singe it, and burn it asunder; and you have no interest in any Mediator, and nothing
to lay hold of to save yourself, nothing to keep off the flames of wrath, nothing of your own, nothing that you have done, nothing that you can do, to induce God to spare you one moment. And consider here more particularly.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Dec 20 - 05:09 PM

There is a Lucifer in the DC phone book. I called him up and put him on hold.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Dec 20 - 04:42 PM

Cut to the chase and pick up a copy of Jonathan Edwards' Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God.

“The arrows of death fly unseen at noon-day; the sharpest sight cannot discern them.”

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 20 - 02:05 PM

Prove it conclusively by calling Lucifer up and putting him on Fox, etc.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Dec 20 - 10:30 AM

Good thing I took High School French.

After reading I seem to have swelled with an unholy inspiration;


The tragedy of the commons happens all the time
No food for children is not a despicable crime
But a tragedy of corporations is the worst on Earth
Thank my god Wall Street peaks and isn't cursed

Desolate death, evictions, addictions and pests
are glorious for the unequivical master of lies
Mercy is the power of pardons as sweet revenge crests
The most beautiful music comes from anguish and cries

Killing blacks is even better when its done by slow knee
Calling us racists and Nazis is fake news and simply phony
They say God called upon Donald Trump to cure these times of evil
That is hysterically funny to those who know it's the DEVIL

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 20 - 08:15 PM

Well then, here ya go!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Dec 20 - 04:06 PM

That makes one helluva coffee table book.
I'd be afraid what it would say about me if people saw it on my table.

The book speaks of an actual journey a pharoh would take down an underground canal to the great pyramid from ~50 metres underneath the ass of the Sphinx.
We don't make rituals like they used to.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 20 - 05:42 PM

Here you are, complete with footnotes.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Dec 20 - 04:19 PM

Thanks anyway Rap, praise be upon you - long may you reign

Deep in the bowel of the US Capitol the sub basement had a foul draft of sewerage. McConnel was leading incantations from the Egyptian Book of the Dead. Mitch did not know he was reading the Dedication. Except for Romney in a suit all the High Reichical Senators were dressed in hooded cloaks and reverentially repeating everything Mitch said 5 syllables at a time. You could hear a flag pin drop when Mitch stopped.
Mitch slowly squeezed a resounding whoopee cushion and began slowly "Fellow loyal Trumpists... the time has come...the body of Donald Trump has died...but even death doth die...We are here to restore and Transform der Leader into...Dark Trump the Vanquisher! ...long may he reign. Repeat after me "Hushmon Knee con varee"...**** ** ***"tush emon zer schwinfelt"...

A mile away the Lincoln Memorial began to darken and Abe appeared to try and stand...

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Dec 20 - 09:30 AM

OhNo this is a Monastic forgery with no mention of astrology and alchemy. It is a early Christian attempt at misinformation and fake news. There goes my nest egg.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Dec 20 - 06:08 AM

Holy Cow. That Hermes signature could be worth a fortune.
Second century science books are all the rage now.
This was a special request from Q-Anon himeself!
The astrology and alchemy chapters have a finders fee I can retire on..

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 20 - 07:43 PM

Sure. Here's a translation for you. I have the original -- autographed! -- in my own library.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Dec 20 - 06:23 PM

Hey Rap you may have guessed I think Freud was full of Crap. I'm more of a Carl Jung fan. So I ask if you ever ran into the book 'Corpus Hermeticus'?

It was found after a millenium of being lost by a book scout hired by Lorenzo D'Medichi.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Dec 20 - 03:49 PM

rapparee, that "Don't Swat Your Mother" lyric recalls
Brendan Behan's doggerel from his "The Hostage."

There's no place on earth like the world,
There's no place wherever you be,
There's no place on earth like the world,
That's straight up and take it from me.

Never throw stones at your mother,
You'll be sorry for it when she's dead.
Never throw stones at your mother,
Throw bricks at your father instead.

The South and the North Poles are parted,
Perhaps it is all for the best;
Till the H-Bomb will bring them together,
And there we will let matters rest.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Dec 20 - 02:09 PM

When Schiller's text is dropped into Google translate (I couldn't work up any sturm und drang during the process, but it still worked), the resulting English column is a lot shorter. The Germans sure use a lot of extra syllables and letters.


Joy, beautiful spark of the gods, Daughter of Elysium
We enter your sanctuary drunk with fire
Your spells bind again what the fashion strictly divided
All people become brothers wherever your gentle wing dwells
Your spells bind again what the fashion strictly divided
All people become brothers wherever your gentle wing dwells

Who succeeded in being a friend's friend
Whoever wins a lovely woman mix in his jubilation
Yes, who even calls to be a soul on the earth
And whoever has never been able to steal their way out of this bond
Yes, who even calls to be a soul on the earth
And whoever has never been able to steal their way out of this bond

Joy Joy is the name of the spring in the eternal joy of nature.
Joy drives the wheels in the great world clock
She drives flowers from the bud, suns to the virmament
It penetrates into depths that the seer's pipe does not know
She drives flowers from the bud, suns to the virmament
It penetrates into depths that the seer's pipe does not know.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Dec 20 - 12:14 PM

I like Ode to Joy best.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 20 - 09:26 PM

In her eyes there's the blue of Killarney
On her cheeks the rose of Kildare
On her lips just a bit of blarney
and the rose of Kildare in her hair
She was cradled and born
on St. Patrick's morn
with a smile on her face so sublime
She's as sweet as the day
She stole Dad's heart away
That old Irish Whisky of mine

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 20 - 10:38 AM

DON'T SWAT YOUR MOTHER
(Brian Hooker & Porter Steele (c) 1919)

Homeward to their mother, two working men did come,
Weary from their honest toil and lighted up with rum.
Supper was not ready. One aimed a brutal blow,
When the blue-eyed baby stopped them, saying, "Brothers, don't do so.

Don't swat your mother, boys, just 'cause she's old!
Don't mop the floor with her face.
Think of her love as a treasure of gold,
Shining through shame and disgrace.

Don't put the rocking chair next to her eye.
Don't bounce the lamp off her bean!
Angels are watching you up in the sky.
Don't swat your mother, boys, it's mean!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 20 - 08:31 PM

My old buddy Fred Schiller wrote this!

Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium
Wir betreten feuertrunken himmlische dein Heiligtum
Deine Zauber binden wieder was die Mode streng geteilt
Alle Manschen werden Brüder wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt
Deine Zauber binden wieder was die Mode streng geteilt
Alle Manschen werden Brüder wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt

Wem der große Wurf gelungen eines Freundes Freund zu sein
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen mische seinen Jubel ein
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund
Und wers nie gekonnt der stehle weinent sich aus diesem bund
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund
Und wers nie gekonnt der stehle weinent sich aus diesem bund

Freude Freude heißt die Feder in der ewigen Naturfreude Freude treibt die Räder in der großen Weltenuhr
Blumen treibt sie aus dem Keime, Sonnen an das Virmament
Ein dringtsie in Tiefen, die des Sehers Rohr nicht kennt
Blumen treibt sie aus dem Keime, Sonnen an das Virmament
Ein dringtsie in Tiefen, die des Sehers Rohr nicht kennt.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Dec 20 - 05:49 AM

I have an updated theory of evolution.
Survival of the most joyous and good feelings a species have.

On a quantum level of cillia on a paramecium to a human being's comprable micro tubuels in our pryamidial cells the good feelings of being alive and reproducing are factors in the continuation and groth of life.
The power of orgasm derives all life in the universe.
If it feels good, its alive. This an eastern concept that life is derived from the innate joyous universe and not just organization and computation by accident or pan spermia.

I like thinking of (new to me) ideas because it feels good.
If making quilts feel good and benefits a species it will grow.
If Elon Musk feels good about putting a car in orbit it is an expression of the universe. 8^}

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 20 - 07:14 PM

I watch Bach in a graphic manner as the music is highlighted in color as it moves along.
I realized that Toccata and Fugue was like a fractal with an added dimension of pitch and frequency. An audio fractal may only be doubled in rhythm and added in its simplest form an octave higher.
Add counterpoint lines and the fractal creates yet another dimension.
This would be a different approach to machine learned chorale 4 voice leading Bach. The usual method is by programing examples in the hundreds and have the computer create a new version based on those examples.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 20 - 05:02 PM

Didja ever get a sonogram of yur brain? It is suppose to get you high depending on frequency and short duration. It has something to do with the singing neurons and pyramidal cells which contain your micro
tubuels which can measure wave function collapse on a quantum scale.
Quantum consciousness goes back to Schrodiger's 1932 book What is Life. In the last 10 years the awareness of quantum consciousness has exploded. The ventricals can help islate the quantum and the pyramidal cells in the tmporal lobes can decipher the signals.
The universe operates on a non computational level including time insights that spreads events out. The insights you have goes beyond the rules. Understanding goes beyond computation. Do I understand quantum mechanics role in consciousness, HELL NO, but I love the extra help. How do you think I guessed Trump's twitter password to be maga2020?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 20 - 01:10 PM

Here are flags for every Texan known to have died of COVID-19 in 2020 so far. I'd like to have known a few of them. Perhaps I do/did and am not aware yet that they died. :-(

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 09:06 PM

What a concept. I would love to know many of them.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 05:08 PM

This is 1668. These people die in 1668:

    January 6
       Luis de Benavides Carrillo, Marquis of Caracena (b. 1608)
       Magdalene Sibylle of Saxony, Crown Princess of Denmark (b. 1617)
    January 14 – Arnauld de Oihenart, Basque historian and poet (b. 1592)
    January 31 – Hermann Busenbaum, German Jesuit theologian (b. 1600)
    February 2 – Antonio del Castillo y Saavedra, Spanish artist (b. 1616)
    February 8 – Alessandro Tiarini, Italian painter (b. 1577)
    February 21 – John Thurloe, English Puritan spy (b. 1616)
    March 16 – Francis Talbot, 11th Earl of Shrewsbury (b. 1623)
    April 12 – Alexander Daniell, sole proprietor of the Manor of Alverton, Cornwall (b. 1599)
    April 21 – Jan Boeckhorst, Flemish painter (b. c. 1604)
    May 1 – Frans Luycx, Flemish painter (b. 1604)
    May 8 – Catherine of St. Augustine, French nun and nurse of New France (b. 1632)
    May 9 – Otto Christoph von Sparr, German general (b. 1599)
    May 21 – Christoph Delphicus zu Dohna, Prussian-born Swedish soldier, diplomat (b. 1628)
    June 20 – Heinrich Roth, German Sanskrit scholar (b. 1620)
    July 26 – Hans Svane, Danish statesman (b. 1606)
    August 9 – Jakob Balde, German Latinist (b. 1604)
    August 23 – Artus Quellinus the Elder, Flemish sculptor (b. 1609)
    August 24 – Tyman Oosdorp, Dutch brewer and magistrate of Haarlem (b. 1613)
    September 16
       Paolo Emilio Rondinini, Italian Bishop of Assisi (b. 1617)
       Jan Miense Molenaer, Dutch painter (b. 1610)
    September 19 – Sir William Waller, English Civil War general (b. c. 1635)
    October 12 – Zacharias Wagenaer, secretary, painter, then merchant and administrator (Dutch East-India Company) (b. 1614)
    October 13
       Robert Sutton, 1st Baron Lexinton, English politician (b. 1594)
       Algernon Percy, 10th Earl of Northumberland, English military leader (b. 1602)
    November 17 – Joseph Alleine, English non-conformist preacher (b. 1634)
    November 21 – Adolf William, Duke of Saxe-Eisenach (b. 1632)
    December 3 – William Cecil, 2nd Earl of Salisbury, English earl (b. 1591)
    December 14 – Charles Berkeley, 2nd Viscount Fitzhardinge, English politician (b. 1599)
    December 23 – Martin Bauzer, Gorizian Jesuit priest and writer (b. 1595)
    December 24 – Wadham Wyndham, English judge (b. 1609)

I didn't know any of them. Did you?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 04:21 PM

Rap you were 1,666
The blobs were cute when singing christmas carols.
I couldn't get them to sing my suggestions.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 01:11 PM

Sounds like some squeezy toys that dogs play with.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 20 - 09:54 AM

Hark the hearald googles sing!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 11:22 PM

It seems I should put this in a music thread, or even start one, but a Google Blob opera machine learning just does sound like a great source of BS, doesn't it?

Let the dulcet tones of Google’s Blob Opera ring in the holiday season with machine learning

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 10:15 PM

Good to hear from you, gnu,

and I sincerely hope
that the holiday season for you this year,
in some way or other,
is a more life-affirming experience
than the one you must have endured in 2019,
a year ago at this time.
Keep hanging in there.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 10:12 PM

Rap... 15 Dec 20... So, summed up, my reply would be, to quote Cousin Rodney of Kent, "Money talks, and bullshit walks."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 09:33 PM

As my dear old friend Manny Kant said, "Die Logiker sagen mit Recht, daß man beim Gebrauch der Urteile
in Vernunftschlüssen die einzelnen Urteile gleich den allgemeinen
behandeln könne. Denn eben darum, weil sie gar keinen Umfang haben,
kann das Prädikat derselben nicht bloß auf einiges dessen, was unter
dem Begriff des Subjekts enthalten ist, gezogen, von einigem aber
ausgenommen werden. Es gilt also von jenem Begriffe ohne Ausnahme,
gleich als wenn derselbe ein gemeingültiger Begriff wäre, der einen
Umfang hätte, von dessen ganzer Bedeutung das Prädikat gelte.
Vergleichen wir dagegen ein einzelnes Urteil mit einem gemeingültigen,
bloß als Erkenntnis, der Größe nach, so verhält sie sich zu diesem
wie Einheit zur Unendlichkeit, und ist also an sich selbst davon
wesentlich unterschieden. Also, wenn ich ein einzelnes Urteil
(judicium singulare) nicht bloß nach seiner inneren Gültigkeit,
sondern auch, als Erkenntnis überhaupt, nach der Größe, die es
in Vergleichung mit anderen Erkenntnissen hat, schätze, so ist
es allerdings von gemeingültigen Urteilen (judicia communia)
unterschieden, und verdient in einer vollständigen Tafel der Momente
des Denkens überhaupt (obzwar freilich nicht in der bloß auf den
Gebrauch der Urteile untereinander eingeschränkten Logik) eine
besondere Stelle."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 11:32 AM

local news said aout 40 arrests were made

Rudy the red nose lawyer


Rudy the deadbeat lawyer
loved Donald like his fam-ily
dooming his wife and children
to insolubil-ity

Rudy enjoys the good life
takes a royal princess cruise
makes it with teen age bimbos
Buys the most expensive booze

Then one foggy xmas eve< Rudy got a call
If he'd shoot joe b tonight
Trump would win it all all right -

soon the law was on his trail
Rudy changed his name
had some hair dye and botox
Now he is a star on Fox

the only thing about poor Rudy
he looks exactly like an older Pense
when he reports on Donald
he doesn't make a bit of sense

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 09:16 AM

The fight and the stabbings recently mentioned - those aren't reenactments of a chess game with full-size humans as players, are they? The game is a little more rough than I remember.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mom's Xmas carols
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 20 - 08:58 AM

It started with a glass of beer
sung to the tune it came upon a midnight clear

It started wi-th a glass of beer
the way it so often does
Soon Don had knocked off a pint of rye
and Mom had one helluva buzz
the yelling started round half past nine
and push came to shove around ten
the screams grew loud and the neighbors knew
the mudcats were at it again
Don's eyes were black from the countless blows
Mom's body was bloody and raw
his nose was broken - he'd lost 4 teeth
from stopping a vase with his jaw
they fought each other since god knows when
and neither show any remorse
they stick together because they know
The Church won't allow for divorce.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 20 - 09:14 PM

I don't know. From an omnicient POV, sides don't matter. To law and order it matters. Reasons are variable. Due to infinities some reasons that probably are held by entities that consider themselves Galactic Overlords would be alien to us. Einstien's equations can end in infinities which clues me into thinking infinities exist. If they exist anything is possible like there is no outer edge to the universe. Time may have an edge and could make black holes inside our universe the only edges where time stops and space time and mass change places with each other. In our observable universe we can see Mass transform into Energy as sunlight everyday. I suppose Energy turns into mass someplace really cold. The transformations inside black holes are probably beyond our comprehension like spacetime and energetic mass transforming into its opposite. It might be a gateway or a new universe...like I said I don't know.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 20 - 08:30 PM

Why do those stabbed, or the stabbers, need to be assigned a label? The stabbed are hurt, the stabbers are liable for arrest if they can be found. What does it matter what "side" they were on?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 20 - 06:34 AM

This weekend 4 people were criticly stabbed at a pro Trump rally in DC.
This did not happen until after the Donald made a show of support by making a Marine one helicopter fly by over the samll gathering .
All the opponents were refered to as anti fascists by the media but the victims were not assigned any viewpoint as to pro or anti trump.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 20 - 08:44 PM

Last night one of the Idaho Legion Fortresses was attacked by the forces of the Galactic Overlord (who is now styling itself as the "Multidimensional Intergalactic Overlord"). As you can see, they used a cloaking device to attack from a direction other than that which the Multifocal Incinerator Beamcaster was pointing. Fortunately it was possible to rapidly swing the 'caster and destroy the attacking fleet. This has led to a lawsuit in the Extreme Court of Mercy charging the Legion with "Unwarranted Ugly Behavior Against the MIO" and asking that time be rolled back and the whole incident redone.

The Legion isn't having any of it and asked that the case be dismissed "With Extreme Prejudice And Then Some."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 20 - 03:28 PM

While shopping for chess sets there were all kinds; Game of Thrones, The Hobbitt, Haarry Potter, Trump vs Biden(however Biden and Harris are not available but can be purchased seperately).
There were no Dicks vs Assholes chess sets. There should be:
dick 1 |d?k|
noun vulgar slang
1 a man’s penis.
• Brit.a stupid or contemptible person.
2 [ mass noun ] [ with negative ] N. Amer.anything at all.
verbchiefly N. Amer.
1 [ no obj. ] informal waste time; mess around.
2 [ with obj. ] (of a man) have sexual intercourse with.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent. (in the general sense ‘fellow’): pet form of the given name Richard. Sense 1 of the noun dates from the late 18th cent.
Next, from the same dictionary:
asshole
noun vulgar slang
US spelling of arsehole.
arsehole |'??sh??l|
nounBrit. vulgar slang
1 the anus.
2 a stupid, irritating, or contemptible person.
Suppose for a moment that we don’t give a rat’s ass(hole) about the lexical definitions. Suppose… for a moment that you would only want to hear my analysis of these two words.
A ‘dick’ is predominantly used to describe someone who’s actively irritating others with various malicious acts. An ‘asshole’, on the other hand, is passive. Let me elaborate.
For example, you’re shopping for groceries at the supermarket. A ‘dick’ would push his cart into your butt, say sorry, laugh about it, and then cut in line. Hell, he would steal the items from your cart and throw in items that are embarrassing or super expensive.
An asshole, however, would just stand in your way. When asked to move, he would stare at you incessantly, as if he was the owner of the space, and frown.
Thus, being called an ‘asshole’ is still better than being referred to as ‘dick’.
MY CHESS SET
The pawns for ass holes are pretty straight forward. The Castle Assholes are HUGE. The knights are drive a Ferrari, Bishops are 2 of the 4 major religious symbols. The King Asshole and Queen can be custom ordered.
The Dick pawns were small. The Dick rooks were large, the Bishops looked pretty normal but were dicks. The knights wore condoms. The Dick king or queen came in only one version. Rich Dicks and Bitch Dicks.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 20 - 08:12 AM

BWL's Florida also supports overturning the election - Vaccine for you

However without a Covid relief bill
NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 20 - 08:06 AM

Idaho did not join the amicus brief to overturn the election of Biden.

NO VACCINE FOR YOU

Texas however has friends in the white house/mara lago so Stilly gets the vaccine.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Dec 20 - 10:03 PM

MOM, did you get moved to the head of the line for the COVID-19 vaccination? They're going to set up a booth at the Legion Hovel and your name should be on the list.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 20 - 08:41 PM

MOM! I thought I told you to get up there! Now do it, okay? For me, your favorite kid? Please?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 08:00 PM

Everyone is gravitating to a scientific approach involving E.
The Lord will watch the paint dry. If you used oil it may take more than your lifetime.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 06:37 PM

Build a really big fire and wrap lots and lots of aluminum foil behind it, stretched from tree to tree. This will reflect heat from the fire on the cold side, AND you can cook biscuits and cornbread at the same time.

Lasers could also work. Just get a few pointer-lasers and jack up the input to a few thousand watts.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 10:39 AM

Try placing a few mirrors - 100 might do it - to reflect back onto that side. The work will warm you.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Dec 20 - 09:46 AM

Hi, Mom!

I'm painting the exterior of my house and have run into a bit of a problem. I have finished the east, west, and south sides, but since it's December, the sun is in the southern sky all day long. The remaining northern side of the house gets no sun at all. The paint is drying very slowly and working there is just a bit on the chilly side.

What I need is a few volunteers to help me turn my house 180° so the north side becomes the south side. Not permanently, but just for a couple of days, and then we'll spin it back. Who's up for lending a hand?

If that sound like too much trouble, we could try reversing the earth's axial tilt for a few days. That would probably work just as well.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 20 - 09:36 PM

Now warm with ministerial ire,
Fierce sallied forth our loyal 'Squire,
And on his striding steps attends
His desperate clan of Tory friends.
When sudden met his wrathful eye
A pole ascending through the sky,
Which numerous throngs of whiggish race
Were raising in the market-place.
Not higher school-boy's kites aspire,
Or royal mast, or country spire;
Like spears at Brobdignagian tilting,
Or Satan's walking-staff in Milton.
And on its top, the flag unfurl'd
Waved triumph o'er the gazing world,
Inscribed with inconsistent types
Of Liberty and thirteen stripes.
Beneath, the crowd without delay
The dedication-rites essay,
And gladly pay, in antient fashion,
The ceremonies of libation;
While briskly to each patriot lip
Walks eager round the inspiring flip:
Delicious draught! whose powers inherit
The quintessence of public spirit;
Which whoso tastes, perceives his mind
To nobler politics refined;
Or roused to martial controversy,
As from transforming cups of Circe;
Or warm'd with Homer's nectar'd liquor,
That fill'd the veins of gods with ichor.
At hand for new supplies in store,
The tavern opes its friendly door,
Whence to and fro the waiters run,
Like bucket-men at fires in town.
Then with three shouts that tore the sky,
'Tis consecrate to Liberty.
To guard it from th' attacks of Tories,
A grand Committee cull'd of four is;
Who foremost on the patriot spot,
Had brought the flip, and paid the shot.


By this, M'Fingal with his train
Advanced upon th' adjacent plain,
And full with loyalty possest,
Pour'd forth the zeal, that fired his breast.


"What mad-brain'd rebel gave commission,
To raise this May-pole of sedition?
Like Babel, rear'd by bawling throngs,
With like confusion too of tongues,
To point at heaven and summon down
The thunders of the British crown?
Say, will this paltry Pole secure
Your forfeit heads from Gage's power?
Attack'd by heroes brave and crafty,
Is this to stand your ark of safety;
Or driven by Scottish laird and laddie,
Think ye to rest beneath its shadow?
When bombs, like fiery serpents, fly,
And balls rush hissing through the sky,
Will this vile Pole, devote to freedom,
Save like the Jewish pole in Edom;
Or like the brazen snake of Moses,
Cure your crackt skulls and batter'd noses?


"Ye dupes to every factious rogue
And tavern-prating demagogue,
Whose tongue but rings, with sound more full,
On th' empty drumhead of his scull;
Behold you not what noisy fools
Use you, worse simpletons, for tools?
For Liberty, in your own by-sense,
Is but for crimes a patent license,
To break of law th' Egyptian yoke,
And throw the world in common stock;
Reduce all grievances and ills
To Magna Charta of your wills;
Establish cheats and frauds and nonsense,
Framed to the model of your conscience;
Cry justice down, as out of fashion,
And fix its scale of depreciation;
Defy all creditors to trouble ye,
And keep new years of Jewish jubilee;
Drive judges out, like Aaron's calves,
By jurisdiction of white staves,
And make the bar and bench and steeple
Submit t' our Sovereign Lord, The People;
By plunder rise to power and glory,
And brand all property, as Tory;
Expose all wares to lawful seizures
By mobbers or monopolizers;
Break heads and windows and the peace,
For your own interest and increase;
Dispute and pray and fight and groan
For public good, and mean your own;
Prevent the law by fierce attacks
From quitting scores upon your backs;
Lay your old dread, the gallows, low,
And seize the stocks, your ancient foe,
And turn them to convenient engines
To wreak your patriotic vengeance;
While all, your rights who understand,
Confess them in their owner's hand;
And when by clamours and confusions,
Your freedom's grown a public nuisance,
Cry "Liberty," with powerful yearning,
As he does "Fire!" whose house is burning;
Though he already has much more
Than he can find occasion for.
While every clown, that tills the plains,
Though bankrupt in estate and brains,
By this new light transform'd to traitor,
Forsakes his plough to turn dictator,
Starts an haranguing chief of Whigs,
And drags you by the ears, like pigs.
All bluster, arm'd with factious licence,
New-born at once to politicians.
Each leather-apron'd dunce, grown wise,
Presents his forward face t' advise,
And tatter'd legislators meet,
From every workshop through the street.
His goose the tailor finds new use in,
To patch and turn the Constitution;
The blacksmith comes with sledge and grate
To iron-bind the wheels of state;
The quack forbears his patients' souse,
To purge the Council and the House;
The tinker quits his moulds and doxies,
To cast assembly-men and proxies.