MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 07:32 PM

So do we call you "junior" or "junie"?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Oct 21 - 07:45 PM

Naw. I peed alot so they called me Bud.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Oct 21 - 01:36 PM

Turtle Hill golf resort in Bermuda was rated in the top 5 golf resorts in the world by Golf Magazine. Don just so happened to have read that on the john since he lost his twitter account. Trump has planned a visit to Bermuda to visit his old pal that he made ambassador to Bermuda but it is rumored he is really trying to acquire Turtle Hill. Negotiations are going as slow as a turtle going uphill.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 21 - 09:29 PM

We both voted today, Mom. NO incumbents were voted upon!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 06:32 AM

similar to my impressionism

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 07:37 AM

America used to burn disco records but today good old fashioned book burnings about race theory may be a bridge too far for Mike.
Its a slippery slope when certain book titles to be burned, turns into burning any Democratic jewish sounding scienctific and medical book.
The thing about incumbants is that people thought they had good ideas.
Ideas are immortal, just add mortals.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 09:20 AM

idea for action thriller: After spending 15 billion dollars of the infrastructue budget for building the Gateway tunnel from NJ to NYC, a sea rise, full moon and a small tsunami coincide to flood the entire tunnel.
The last scene is of Senator Manchin, who blocked the climate change spending.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 12:06 PM

sci horror idea:
-A Massive Solar Tsunami Shock Wave will Hit Earth
Huge Explosion on the Far Side of the Sun is Felt on Earth
Pole Shift Underway as Earth's Magnetic Field Continues to Weaken.
get Steve Shawman
for director.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 02:04 PM

Book burnings! Phooey!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Oct 21 - 03:46 PM

I have lectured about the fascist flavor in America for a decade or more. It is now spoken of daily by mainstream media. I posted about virtual book burnings and real. Removing books from school libraries is a pre curser to real incidents of burning. Just having a book is enough to get death threats. People are replacing collars on their dogs so right wing nuts don't get their phone number to make death threat calls, and these victims are merely school board members.

I say phooey too but from the fascist taste in my mouth that American white cake leaves. The domestic terrorists count on a limited number of threats being magnified by repetition so I don't recount all I have observed. There are none so blind...
Wiki? pleeze

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Oct 21 - 11:44 AM

An idiot ultra-conservative GOP (I realized those terms "idiot" and "conservative" and "GOP" are redundant) rep from my city wants to examine the contents of something like 859 library books in the list in local schools. The Texas TEA is crying foul on that.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 21 - 09:05 PM

Tell him to check them out and prepare book reports on each.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 12:03 AM

You are a cruel but effective task master.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 09:55 AM

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
And all the things that wait for me
I realize that I can see
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late, and
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
He said the way to win is cheat
so lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat
That insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch it grin, but
The insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied 'Oh, why ask me?'
The insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
'cause insurrection's painful
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
And you can do the same thing if you please

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 07:01 PM

Uh-huh. Yep.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 21 - 11:26 PM

This is the month for low budget new horror movies like;
I Know What You Tweeted Last Summer
Rosemary's Anchor Baby
The Progressive at the End Of The Street
pResident Evil
Night Of The Living Wage
The Man In The Ironic Mask
Heather Has Two Mummies
Husband Of Chucky
House Of Vax
Friday The Juneteenth
Jews...da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 21 - 01:28 PM

Mom! Mom! Tonight and tomorrow night I get to spray hollowweenies with the garden hose! "Trick or...SQUIRT!"

Let 'em get a job and EARN their candy like REAL Americans! We ain't no give-away Liberals here in Idaho!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Oct 21 - 06:22 PM

Its finally happened. My sarcasm has exceeded the sensibility of the last refuge on mudcat called MOAB. I feel like Dave Chappel.
Cancel Kulture has flooded humorland and is seeping into the souls of those who live by the airport and sewerage treatment plant but eat organic bananas. Thank you for releasing me. The curse is broken, the favor repaid.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 21 - 11:02 AM

I wondered who Dave Chappel was. Out here, our current comic fave-rave is Red Skelton.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Oct 21 - 11:03 AM

PS
Sounds like Rap is back to full power.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 21 - 05:44 PM

Here!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Nov 21 - 08:01 AM

Little did Clem Kiddlehopper know he was linked to quantum mechanics and the many worlds theory of reality but now the randomness is clearly seen in our politics culture wars and humor.

Beyond Steven Hawking's explanation of the black hole information paradox we are now and the end of the beggining of its solution

-this has helped me explain how black holes turn matter into space that expands space time in the form of dark energy that is accelerating by means of escape inside WORMHOLES. I never knew how the space got out of the interior of a singularity before. Moreover the space contains information but we do not currently know how to decode space information as we do with particles.

So instead of Hawking's theory of escaping black hole radiation 'I' see it as escaping emergent space. Ergo space time is emergent and quantum gravity is emergent and every other god damn thing is emergent. This is why we have so many 'emergencies'.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 21 - 09:28 PM

I saw an emergent garter snake once.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Nov 21 - 06:09 AM

Yep I watched a garter snake have a massive live births. No eggs.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 21 - 09:07 PM

The new water heater is in!!! Hurrah!!!!

In the afternoon of November 29, the other water heater, an electric one, will be replaced. Seems like there's rust around the bottom. We're waiting until we come back from visiting family "back East." The doctor cleared us both for travel and we're leaving next Tuesday!

And I can't get the COVID booster until January 20 because I had monoclonal antibodies and right now my body is a swarming mass of antibodies and a booster shot would be a waste. Pat, on the other hand, has had her Moderna booster.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Nov 21 - 06:46 PM

Beating the rush is smart. There are lots of flight cancellations going on.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 21 - 03:59 PM

Mom, I'd like to put this KofC gig behind me.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Nov 21 - 07:17 PM

G'nite Sir Knight

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 21 - 10:05 PM

I may best be addressed as "Worthy Grand Knight."

Subject: BS: R U retired?
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Nov 21 - 11:14 AM

My wife works from home and ia a desktop commuter.
I have new tires so I am retired.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Nov 21 - 11:41 AM

Rules for 'You might be a redneck'


I have a Anti American version.

If you liked 1-6, you might be anti american.
If you took Ivermectin, you might be anti american".
If you liked Trump on Twitter, you might be anti american
If you have a maga hat or trump merch, you might be anti american.
If you thought of shooting immigrants, you might be anti american.
If you made $ off the new TX abortion law, you might be anti american.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 21 - 06:44 AM

gop cartoon murder of democrats and immigrants.

Congressman Gosar reminds me of the King in GOT that carried out the Red Wedding murders.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Nov 21 - 02:19 PM

background music:
Gimme dat ol' time racism
Gimme dat ol' time racism
Gimme dat ol' time racism
Its good enuf fer Texas
Its good enuf fer me

Crime Life Records is proud to announce the new Insurrection music for our times. We even have the new death metal bands for your involvement. Oldies are new again with great songs like "Where have all the lefties gone...and everypne's favorite "My daddy was a Nazi and I'm a Nazi's son. We trashed the US capitol and the fun has just begun. Which side are you on, tell me which side are you on."

https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/ideology/hate-music

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 06:31 AM

background music: 'Under my thumb'
Aron Rodgers sings; hear songs like 'I gotta be me' and 'I did it my way' along with his favorite song
(C Dm7 C°) C
You got - ta be a football hero
Dm (A7 Dm)
To get along with the beautiful girls.
G7 C
You gotta be a touchdown getter, you bet,
D7
If you wanna get
G7
A baby to pet.
C
The fact that you are rich or handsome
CM7 C7 F (A7 Dm)
Won’t get you anything in curls;
Dm7 B7 C A7
You gotta be a football hero,
D7 G7 C
To get along with the beautiful girls.

What symptoms does Aron have besides being a sneaky liar?
A grandiose sense of self-importance Communicating a sense of entitlement Expecting recognition for superiority, even without corresponding achievements. Expecting special treatment without question (i.e., a feeling that the rules don't apply to him)
Exaggerated accomplishments and talents. Taking advantage of others to get what one wants Preoccupation or fantasies about success, power, brilliance. Lack of empathy (recognizing others' perspectives) Believing he is a person of special gifts and should only associate with and can only be understood by similarly special people Requiring constant attention while Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 10:46 AM

We are in Moline! Had dinner with the cousins and will see them again today and tomorrow!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 11:10 AM

Moline, Moline, Moline, Mo-line. . .

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 06:54 PM

Dolly Parton is always welcome . . .

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 09:23 PM

I suppose thats your passive aggressive way of saying I am not welcome.
Thats OK, times change but people rarely do.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Nov 21 - 07:39 AM

We're number ONE! The Washingtom Football team is number one in lowest attendance and is 2-6.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Nov 21 - 12:46 PM

The only reason I pay attention to sports here is so I can avoid the traffic before or after a game.

It looks like a surgical boot for xmas for my daughter, who waited for ages to get a report on the xrays from her GP ("it'll heal") and finally got in to see a specialist ("it needs a surgical repair, asap"). Guess who's looking for a new GP, because that form of BS is unacceptable. There's nothing like a big co-pay for the holidays.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Nov 21 - 05:01 PM

I'm gonna guess Achilles?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 21 - 09:52 PM

Well, Mom, I'm back in my home town, staying the same stable in which I was born and which I built myself. I'll sleep well these three nights because this time there won't be all those sheep, shepherds, angels, camels, and donkeys, and wise guys wandering around, making noise, stumbling over the furniture, and spilling the drinks.

Had a nice Greek dinner and craic with a friend we hadn't been in touch with for literally half a century. Tomorrow is sister-in-law and her grandkids day, and I have to find time to visit the 'hood.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 08:23 AM

The notion of tipsy wisemen is funny. If you built your own manger you may be the long lost Dali Lama.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 10:38 AM

Actually it was a little log cabin on the plains. I started to build a sod shanty but, being on the banks fo the Mississippi, there was very little sod but lots and lots of mud.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 12:04 PM

My new book, 'Be a Proud Boy Impressionist', teaches the inner thought, behaviors and mannerisms of your average white supremacist. Fashion comes first since seeing is believing. The common mistake is merely wearing Trump merch. You don't have to carry a big gun, an axe will do.
Camo is a good standby and stretchy mom jeans are a definite no-no.
Mannerisms are in Chapter 2 and the emphasis is on facial expressions like Clint Eastwood chewin on some wood. Remember looking dumb is not as good as being dumb. Flashing hand signals of white power is as essential as black gang signals. Unknown to most people is the proper diet of fat salt and sugar while avoiding certain foods. A dead give away of a Proud imposter is eating KFC. Urban legend has disproved that Confederate Col. Sanders was a white guy. A black lady actually came up with the recipee and spices. The second book deals exclusively with language and how to sound like a proud boy. Learn what displaying a Moon Pie means and who wrote the proud Boys anthem.

Proud of your boy
I'll make you proud of your boy
Believe me, bad as I've been, ma
You're in for a pleasant surprise
I've wasted time
I've wasted me
So say I'm slow for my age
A late bloomer, okay, I agree
That I've been one rotten kid
Some son, some pride and some joy
But I'll get over these lousin' up
Messin' up, screwin' up times
You'll see, ma, now comes the better part
Someone's gonna make good cross his stupid heart
Make good and finally make you
Proud of your boy
Tell me that I've been a louse and loafer
You won't get a fight here, no, ma'am
Say I'm a goldbrick, a goof-off, no good
But that couldn't be all that I am
Water flows under the bridge, let it pass
Let it go
There's no good reason that you should believe me, not yet
I know, but
Someday and soon
I'll make you proud of your boy
Though I can't make myself taller
Or smarter or handsome or wise
I'll do my best, what else can I do?
Since I wasn't born perfect like dad or you
Mom, I will try to try hard to make you
Proud of your boy
Cool! Good!
Yeah
Okay, five!
I gotta take it in D from now on
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Howard Elliott Ashman / Alan Irwin Menken
Proud of Your Boy lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Wonderland Music Co. Inc., Wonderland Music Company Inc., Wonderland Music Company Inc, Walt Disney Music Co Ltd

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 21 - 05:53 PM

Hi, Mom! Your favorite kid is leaving for Springfield tomorrow!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Nov 21 - 06:36 PM

AN OPEN LETTER TO ALIENS:
I am probably under estimating your intelligence capbilities but if there is any doubt - The planet Earth has well stated goals to take polluting and hazardous industry off planet. Perhaps Mars as Elon Musk has argued. We are going to triple satllite orbitals by 2030 with a private budget of 1.3 Trillion dollars.
So between traffic and pollution it is probable weapons will soon follow. Everything we have done to/for Earth we plan to do elsewhere.
The good things are often self centered. Judge for yourselves if this is the kind of partnership you can welcome.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 21 - 05:00 PM

The State Prosecutor of Rittenhouse did a masterful cohesive rivoting timeline with video in his final argument. Defense was still a muddy disjointed mess with exclamations of "Com'on People!" over and over.
The defense against pictures was "don't believe your eyes" its just a   bunch of out of focus hocus pocus. It wasn't exactly like the "If the glove doesn't fit...momment.
Prosecution was strong on the fundamentals of law in the case and how any instigation automaticly erases a self defense claim. The defense was an emotional plea of a kind of vigilante self defense. IMO the defense hurt itself and the state did a great come back.
What remains are 2 dead one wounded and an idiot 17 year old teen with an AR '17'.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 01:04 PM

Accross the river in Virginia the majority of a school board voted to ban books and only two voted to burn the banned books. So Rap, the anathma is here as I said.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 10:02 PM

Actually, the weapon was his mother's -- just like the one used in Newtown.