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BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020

Steve Shaw 02 Jan 20 - 06:10 AM
Dave the Gnome 02 Jan 20 - 03:09 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jan 20 - 11:38 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 06:10 AM

A man in a canoe got cold so he lit a fire. It burned a hole in the bottom and the boat sank.


Which goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 03:09 AM

Man walks into a dentist's and says "I think I'm a moth!"

The dentist replied "I think you need the psychiatrist. I'm a dentist."

"I know", says the man.

"Well, why did you come in here then?" Asks the dentist.

"The light was on"


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Subject: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 11:38 PM

A guitarist and his wife were celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary. They had decided to meet at a restaurant after work. The wife arrived at the restaurant at the appointed time, but the husband was nowhere to be found. So, she called him on his mobile phone and asked why he wasn't there.

"Well," he explained, "remember a few years ago we stopped into a little jewelry store on 34th Street and you fell in love with a sapphire necklace but we didn't have the money for it and I promised you that one day we'd have the money and I'd buy it for you?"

"Oh, my!" she excitedly replied, "Of course I remember! Do you mean it's still there?"

"I have no idea," he answered, "I'm in the guitar store next door and they have this really great old Martin D-18 for sale...."


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