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Subject: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Peter T. Date: 09 Jan 00 - 08:45 PM After 135, we old computer geezers can't click the old threads the way we used to. So....new drinks for a new millenium. Another round on Bert! yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Little Neophyte Date: 09 Jan 00 - 08:59 PM Peter, do you think they still make Singapore Slings? I would like mine with an umbrella that works. Some of those umbrellas are broken. Is it just you, Me & Ernie in the bar? Do you like my lapdog? His name is chastity. He is quite the guard dog. BB |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Peter T. Date: 09 Jan 00 - 09:16 PM Better than Flush as a name for a lapdog, I guess. But you're right, it is sort of quiet for a Sunday evening....yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 09 Jan 00 - 09:56 PM I don't know about Singapore Slings, but I have a recipe for Bering Balls that I learned from an Alaskan bartender. Do we have a blender and some Everclear? Chastity, huh? Have to belt out some "Rover, Come Over" for the little furball. Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 09 Jan 00 - 09:57 PM Howdy, folks! I just pulled back into Greenville, and after being stuck behind a school bus doing 50 mph for 35 miles, it's good to be back. So what music's going down tonight? I tried out Hearme earlier. Lots of fun, but no one could hear me! I tried to sing Dougie's "She Will Find Me" but I wasn't coming in very clear. So I'll play it for the present company! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Little Neophyte Date: 09 Jan 00 - 10:32 PM Elle, would a food processor do for the Bering Balls? Could we make a bit extra and pour it into Chastity's doggy dish? BB |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 09 Jan 00 - 10:35 PM Thanks Mbo. Ever loving of Dougie. How's about the Morning Cruel and Clear? Sorry to hear about the HearMe fiasco. All good intents I suppose... Lovely place, as always, Peter. At least someone opened a window. The other tav had quite the smell about it. We'll be fine until the Regs show up. Have to get my walking shoes back on and go find Dave. Left him pouting under a blanket in Tavern 1999. He's had a bath, you know. Courtesy of Alice. When she gets here, her drinks are on me. Banjo Bonnie, can you spare Chastity long enough to have the canine guard my chair? Mbo m'dear, how's about a little Down the Glen for travelling music? Ta. Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 09 Jan 00 - 10:43 PM Banjo Bonnie: Food processor will do nicely. Before I go hunt up Salty, I'll make the batter. Let's seeeee...mix up the cocoa and "special ingredient X". Keep it in the freezer until it gets sticky, then mix it half and half with the Everclear, food process with a little crushed ice, and it's a lovely chocolate malted that will make the fur on Chastity's little bod curl twice! Yummy! Save a bit for Dave though, he's had such an ordeal...And poor sod thinks I'm to blame for part of it. I tried to tell him that I wanted to fill the sink for his monthly scrub. Complete with little plastic boats and bubble bath that smells of rye....I've still got the boats though, for when we run out of umbrellas that work :) Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MAG Date: 09 Jan 00 - 10:56 PM No chocolate for the doggie folks! toxic. I'll rooch around behind the bar and whip up a brandy alexander. hands up if you want a pitcherful. work has been the snake's belly lately: portopotties while they romodel the bathrooms, pulling all the books down for repainting, resurfacing the parking lot, grouchy customers, grouchy boss, grouchy us, budget cuts, layoffs, etc etc. and it was snowing on New Years Eve so I skipped my dance. Any gents up for a waltz? I need a lift. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 09 Jan 00 - 11:05 PM (The door flies open, and the same obnoxious big, long-haired man with the bodrhan and black duster walks in, snapping the dust off his black Stetson with a loud "pop" against his leg. He sits the drum atop the bar and sighs…) Ah, found the Tavern again! What with the complaints of drummers that play too loudly or too fast, I've a need of a good stout something to see me through! Pour a Guinness and a double of dark rum to burn a path for it will you? What I don't understand is the simple fact the boys have all overlooked: Did you ever notice the shape a tipper has? (He pulls the stick for his drum out, and twirls it.) If you don't like the playing, you could insert it in the proper orifice. What? You don't believe me? Watch a bodrhan player walk! Happens all the time! Besides, we get a free month at the Neil Young Clinic if we ever decide to give up the flat box and take up a real instrument! Pubman! While I wait for a tune to start; Would you have any yeast about. I need some Prise de Mousse for a batch of home-brew mead I'm making. I need a cheap drunk in about six months, so I figured if I start now, I could just make it. Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 09 Jan 00 - 11:09 PM I'll play South Wind for your waltz, since it seems to be what's headed our way. More blasted rain, followed by a freeze, followed by rain . . . Winter is NOT like it used to be. Why we used to be able to build real snow forts in the banks the plows left by January, and today we walked over stubble in farmers fields in the Northeast Kingdom (beautiful Peacham VT) and the snow didn't even go over our toes. Some fool was out there on a snow machine (grass machine) Ah well. Perhaps we will have winter again someday, but this global warming is a real thing, or I run a steak house. Well, enough of the When I was a child stuff. I need to get some of JenEllen's concoction. Sounds remarkable. Just be careful about using CRUSHED ICE in a cuisinart. I made the mistake of putting whole cubes in with yogurt once, and had it all over the walls. A friend was sitting in my kitchen at the time and both of us were rolling on the floor. It all happened so fast, and dairy products on the walls would NOT improve the ambiance. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 09 Jan 00 - 11:22 PM MAG dear, what a horrible story....you deserve a good waltz. But don't be so hard on poor Chastity, if the Everclear doesn't do the trick, the chocolate won't. A little virtual hooch for the pooch! Mikal, I don't believe in this tavern you have to worry about too loud or too fast. Consider the company you are keeping! For your brew, I think the yeast is back in the storeroom behind the still. Just do us a favor and take a flashlight, we can't have any flames back there... Hey there Susan, glad to have you back. A sister in the destruction of kitchen appliances as well as comfy loungewear? I tried to make guacamole in a food processor once, with some avacados that weren't quite ripe....We found out the hard way that avacado facials really work. :) How's about that waltz for MAG?? Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 09 Jan 00 - 11:25 PM Here we go. One two three, one two three |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 09 Jan 00 - 11:26 PM Did somebody say Everclear? Want me to do "Father of Mine"? Hey, I got some drink-mixing music--if I can get some folks the join me, we could do Stockton's Wing's "Skidoo" which was inspired by a Artic expedition. Mikal we're going to need your bodhran in here too! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 10 Jan 00 - 12:08 AM Just whatever you do, don't complain about the bodhran...you'll be walking home with a leeward list! Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 10 Jan 00 - 12:35 AM (He runs his hand over the drum head, lovingly.) Well, if you are going to need me to drum, I'll need to wet down the head to make sure it's mellow. I always use beer, of course. Don't give me anything cheap! The quality of the brew will effect the drum-head, doncha' know! Something black, smooth and full bodied. Since Grace Jones isn't here, give me a Guinness! Oh, and while we're doing songs that need a drum, I've a mind to sing my favorite to drum with. But I'll not need the tipper for "Beat of a Lover's Heart." And don't go away with that dishtowel. I'll need it for the tears afterward. Nah, It's not that the song is so sad, It's the way I sing it… Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 10 Jan 00 - 02:44 AM "Oh Mikal he whistles the simplest of tunes And asks the wild woods for their pardon For his true love is flown Into each flower grown And he must be the keeper of the garden" Amazing what Guinness will do for a drum...and the drummer!
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: reggie miles Date: 10 Jan 00 - 04:15 AM Hey all, I love them drinks that don't taste like they got alkihol in 'em. The ice cream ones or the flavored whiskeys but every time I get a bit too much, words start tumblin out that should never part my lips. So better just make me a designated driver and make mine a rootbeer. Thomas Kempers on tap if you've got it and toss in a big scoop or two of that Breyer's vanilla ice cream. Ahh that's the ticket. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 10 Jan 00 - 12:20 PM Oooh...Mikal, "Lover's Heart" is a good song. And I can do a fair imitation of Andy M. Stewart! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Bert Date: 10 Jan 00 - 02:56 PM I hope you guys all realise that this virtual unlimited use of my credit card is going to cost each and every one one of you a REAL drink when we get to meet in the REAL world. Now Elle, you started it, now everyone gets to sing a verse. Here's mine.... If all the young ladies were little white flowers I'd be the bee and I'd buzz 'em for hours, its Roll your leg o-over, Roll your leg o-over, Roll your leg over, The man in the moon. Bert. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 10 Jan 00 - 03:45 PM Uncomfortably extracted from his residence in virtual eighteenth century, and thrown into a modern tavern. Overwhelmed by the chrome stainless steel and plastic. Totally in awe of the eletrickery at the tables and bar; mystified at the chocolate ice cream and fizzy pop. "Beam me up Cap'n I don't belong here" "Please beam me up there's nothing here honest"!!! WAIT! one cotton picking minute here! I just spotted a bottle of Jamaican rum and a Black Bushmills side by side, Glory be boys there are real drinks here after all. Belay there Cap'n, there may be intelligent life in this place after all. ( at least there are females, Aye and right pretty ones too ) Avast beaming! settling into what he hopes is a 21st century chair, and not a possum's nest. Looking around at the serious looking people trying hard to sing bawdy songs. Oh well in for a penny in for a pound.....here goes they can only throw me out once. If all them young ladies were bell's in a tower I'd be a Sexton and bang on the hour. Roll yer leg over roll yer leg over Oh roll yer leg over the man in the moon. If all them young ladies were sweet little rabbits I'd be their buck and I'd teach em their habits. Oh roll yer leg over roll yer leg over roll yer leg over the man in the moon. Maybe I can just stay around a bit longer.... looking wistfully at a poster showing that the "Tall Ships" are coming to Halifax in 2000. You never know they might still need an old codger like me after all. Yours, (trying hard to figure his place in the grand scheme of things) Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 10 Jan 00 - 04:20 PM Hey--what's this song yer all singin'? It sounds like a sea chantey--but I don't know it. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Bert Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:14 PM here ya go, Mbo me lad. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:14 PM If all the young ladies were bricks in a pile I'd be the stonemason and I'd lay them in style Roll your leg over..... Stay a while old codgers, remember you are only as young as the woman you're feeling.:) Toss back a pint of your fave and sing on sweet voices. Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Bert Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:19 PM If all the young ladies were cute little vixen I'd be the fox and I'd up and I'd fix 'em Roll your leg over.... Come on folks lets hear some more verses. Bert. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:21 PM If all the young ladies were bats in a steeple And I were a bat, there'd be more bats than people Roll your leg over.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Bert Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:23 PM If all the young ladies were pretty Mudcatters I'd post to their threads and I'd leave 'em in tatters Roll you leg over.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:32 PM This is one weird song! I think I'll stick to the Silly Wizard! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Caitrin Date: 10 Jan 00 - 05:39 PM Ok, the apprentice barkeep is going to give it a shot! LEJ's given me the basics, so here goes. And if I mess up your drink, I swear it was an accident! Please don't hit the innocent little bar wench! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 10 Jan 00 - 06:54 PM Oh Bert, laughing so hard I think I burst a stitch. Is this the dementia that comes from a bar tab that rivals the operating costs of the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed?
If all the young ladies were fish in the ocean Elle
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 10 Jan 00 - 07:05 PM Caitrin, it's agin the law of the sea (which reaches back way further into antiquity than Christianity)for anyone to hit a Barmaid or Barman (even when they screw up your drinks)if there are sailors present. It offends the laws of nature and mankind to do such a dastardly thing. When the issue is raised at the post mortem for the offenders; I have seen many judges put death by natural causes when, they hear sailors witnesed it. If it occurs here, I shall give the world a lesson in why the cutlass should be registered. The Laws state that any such miscreant for a first offence shall have various parts of their anatomy fastened to the anchor cable with piano wires, and anchors let go at dawn. A second offence and ye just don't want to hear what I has to do to them. (But I would make Ghengis Khan look like a Liberal)Aaaargh, mates, sounds of sharpening steel. Yours, (former bouncer)Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Caitrin Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:03 PM Thanks much, Dave! I appreciate knowing there is someone to protect me should I mess up. May I ask one question, though? What is this Neil Young Center that everyone keeps mentioning? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:09 PM Caitrin--you're no wench! More like the queen behind the bar. Dave, mate, when I saw that thread requesting "A Pirate's Life For Me" I thought it was from you! The bouncer thing reminds me of Sherlock Holmes conversation with "the bouncer" in the computer game "The Serated Scalpel": HOLMES: Excuse me, my good sir, we are here to inquire about a certain individual who has been known the frequent this establishment. THE BOUNCER: You WHAT? HOLMES: I said we wish to glean some information about an individual who frequents this establishment. THE BOUMCER: Errr...sorry, guv. We ain't got no loo here. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:31 PM I was'nt joking about that, years ago I was one in Blackpool England, the only way I got enough money to go to the nautical school in Fleetwood to get my mates ticket. Arrgh dig's and booze are expensive; and I also worked as a waiter, ranch hand, stevedore in USA and Canada. when I was laid off from ships that is....
Caitrin, I have no Idea about The Neil Young Centre it must be an in house Code/joke that Catters in the know use to show us mere mortals that we are not THE IN Folkie crowd. But then I used to think some of the abbreviations you commonly used were....well another way of telling me to go and perform disgusting unnatural acts with my private parts on display outside the nearest police station or
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:37 PM Sorry, that should have read GAPDUAWMPPODOTNPS before the....oh hell you know I stupid and cannot get these electrickery thingamaGIGs to work right, (maybe by Y3K) Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:39 PM The Neil Young Center is (as if you couldn't tell) one of 'Spaw's creations. I don't know too much about it myself, except CLETUS is always going there. If we could get the Spawmeister in here, I'm sure he could tell you all about it! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:41 PM Dave, that's a mighty interesting resume you got there! You've done everything! How exciting! Me--I haven't done anything! So, have you ever, you know, "thrown the hoolihan?" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 10 Jan 00 - 10:53 PM Don't know mate what pub does he hang out in? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 10 Jan 00 - 11:40 PM Mbo: Sorry I didn't get to this earlier. You familiar with the phrase "Giving birth to Kittens"? I've lived it this evening. Anyway, a gift to fill you in a bit HERE Lovely to have you back behind the bar, Caitrin. I heard that LeJ used to put Liz's chest hair in the drinks. No floaters for me pleeez! Dave, glad to have you aboard the Mudcat. Elecktrickery and all! Luv, Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 11 Jan 00 - 12:30 AM (He lets the beat drift off into a smattering of slides and thumps.) Hey, I was just getting into that tune! Now we've moved on into the tale of our lives, or was that tails? Ah, Evangeline… No matter! We need a song, or another ale! Looking at the length of that tab, someone is going to have the numbers ground off that credit card soon, or the whole lot of us will be on blocks in the front yard! "Oh I wish I were a catfish, I wish I were a bass… I'd climb up in the high trees and slide down on my….hands and knees." All together now! (Then he falls off the stool nearly breaking the floor, but somehow maintaining dignity, much like a civilized elephant seal.) Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 11 Jan 00 - 12:51 AM If all them young ladies were chorus girl kickers I'd be a stage hand and pull down their Kni...scenery roll yer leg over roll yer leg over roll yer leg over the man in the moon |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 11 Jan 00 - 01:31 AM If all the young ladies were sapphires and rubies And I were a jeweler, I'd buff up their.... jewelry, yeah, that's it....jewelry :) Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Caitrin Date: 11 Jan 00 - 07:22 PM This is starting to remind me of the many verses of "Salty Dog" I've heard. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 11 Jan 00 - 08:09 PM OH NO! Not the Salty Dog! Please, no more!! Ungghhh... I've only been back to school 2 days--and I'm already feeling the pressure of 4 art classes (3 studio) in one semester! I've got to have a picture drawn by tomorrow...and I'm hoping the Mudcat Tavern will provide me with some sort of inspiration! Mikal, do you know Four Men And A Dog's "Wrap It Up"? More power to the bodhran players! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MAG Date: 11 Jan 00 - 08:42 PM Thanks, Susan and Elle, for the music for the waltz. That tune WAS in waltz time, and glad I am itwent on and on. Dave, if you are going to sing a verse, you have to dance with me. Can you waltz?? any verses for Hallelujah, hallelujah Got glory in my soul would be in 2-step time. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 11 Jan 00 - 10:11 PM Dancing is not a social skill that I have much ability at. Not much call for it in my career, unfortunately. But if you'll risk it I'm game? If all them young ladies were Liverpool packets I'd be a mainstay inside their bluejackets, Oh roll yer leg over roll yer leg over roll yer leg over the man in the moon. sorry about yer feet love, here I'll kiss em better for ye!.....Yours, (humbly beggin yer pardon ma'am) Aye.Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 11 Jan 00 - 10:37 PM If all them young ladies were furrows of corn I'd plough em and plant em as sure as you're born Hmmm, And then there's the old Me husband's a plumber a plumber,a plumber. Me husband's a plumber is he All day he screws pipe, he screws pipe, he screws pipe And at night he comes home And drinks tea I believe I'll have a bit of the black vile stuff Catrin, if you please. Then I'll retire to that nice sofa and see what develops.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 11 Jan 00 - 11:18 PM Well, I'm back! I just got done making a multitrack recording of myself playing and singing ELO's "Can't Get It Out Of My Head." I did I very folkily, and I'm excited about how it turned out. In fact, I think I'll play it now...string instrument players join in! I'm going to need you! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 12 Jan 00 - 01:22 AM (From somewhere near the floor a voice cries out.) Pubman! Help! The world is all…Oh, wait a moment. The dratted vertical hold has gone bonkers on my reality again. No problem. Hand me a cigar and a length of rubber hose and I'll have it on line again. "Let me bring you songs from the wood. To make you feel much better than you could know" Ah, One more for the drum Pubman. I've a desire to sing the full length version of "Thirteen Little Red Noses and a Horse That Sweats" by Jim Stafford. It's as close to the blues as I feel right now, and the lyrics are quite easy to remember in my current state. "I said a Yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah, No, no, no, no, no, no ." (Slowly he rises, and makes his way to a wing back chair, where he sinks in and falls into a rhythmic snore. It has been a wild week for him after all…) Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 12 Jan 00 - 01:38 AM If all the young ladies drove Chevies and Dodges For 5 grand a piece, I'd re-roof their garages (hey, it's my first attempt) Oh, and Caitrin.. you are doing a grand job, Darlin'! The place is packed and everybody has a drink. Now if you can get the possum out of my Maker's Mark on the rocks... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 12 Jan 00 - 02:01 AM If all them young ladies were in chorus singing, I'd be their conductor with hugging and kissing, oh roll yer leg over roll yer leg over roll yer leg over the man in the moon. Whew mates i'm going to have a break for a bit I'm getting too old fer all this. Me doctor told me if I don't give up this life of dancing, wine, women and song I'll be dead in six months, guess I just quit singing and dancing, so I can carry on with the finer things in life. Elle get in here girl and carry on the song. Yours,(yawning heavily)Goodnight,Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 12 Jan 00 - 02:32 AM yyyyaaaawwnnnnn! Damn it Dave, watch where you're pointing them things, they's contagious. I'm not much in for singing tonight, weary to the bones....so I'll lay down this passels of kittens I've been carrying wrapped in a towel knotted around my neck all day, and sneak to a wing chair myself. Anyone in for a bit of bayou noise tonight?
Tout les temps en temps Okay Susan. You can have your old fashioned two-step if you can find a fella to dance with you. I'll tuck the kitt-lets away for a nap in a warm spot, drag out the old violin and play a little "La Pistache a Tante Nana" for you, just be kind and don't wake the babies. I've had a rough go of it, and I need the rest from them! Now, we'll just play along to the lovely tempo of Mikal's snoring...ah-one, anda two, anda here we go....Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 12 Jan 00 - 08:37 AM I KNEW I shoulda dropped by last night, I KNEW it! *blast* Mbo - you don't know "Roll your leg over"? Definately a deprived childhood. waiting for a contract to come through. hate it. gonna take a nap. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Bert Date: 12 Jan 00 - 09:42 AM If all the young ladies were ducks in a row I'd be the drake and I'd take 'em in tow. Roll your leg over, Roll your leg over, Roll your leg over the man in the moon. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 12 Jan 00 - 10:07 AM if all the young ladies were storm clouds high looming I'd be lightning and thunder and come with great booming! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 12 Jan 00 - 10:33 PM Wasn't this where we left off? Is that Two Step still going? any dancers out there? Oh, all right. Me husband's a mason, a mason , a mason Me husband's a mason is he All day he lays brick, he lays brick, he lays brick And at night he comes home and drinks tea. (I could care less about all them young ladies, to be quite frank.) Oh, and I could do with a nice glass of madiera (to help me to sleep). Gee, shouldn't we tell Mikal that the possum is eating his . . . Oh well, I guess it's too late anyway.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 13 Jan 00 - 12:18 AM (He jolts awake at he sound of his name being spoken, glances to the floor and begins to shout…) Great Molly and Morgan! That oversized pouch rat has chewed a hole right through it! It's ruined, I tell you! Waugh! The humanity! Yes that night-crawling dead-mocker has chewed a hole in my Stetson! What? You thought it was my drum? Hardly. Seem not even a 'possum can stomach a Bodrhan…. Ah, well, I'll have to dig out the next one at home, it's a handmade Aussie in black felt and leather, with the little Klingon pin on the brim… If all of the ladies were were with me right now I wouldn't be singing this song anyhow! Roll your leg over, roll your leg over, Roll your leg over the Man in the Moon! Pubman! A Guiness for myself, and a bottle of port to share with an friend that likes! Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Caitrin Date: 13 Jan 00 - 12:22 AM *plucks the drunken possum from LEJ's bourbon and holds it between her fingertips by the tail, at arms length. She then addresses the possum* Did you know that the Chinese will put a live mouse in a glass of wine, get it good and drunk, and then swallow it whole? The same might work with possums. I suggest you stay out of our kind patrons' drinks, unless you want some Chinese fellow to come in and swallow you. Susan, you'll have your vile black stuff as soon as I wash my hands! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 13 Jan 00 - 09:02 AM I'm glad I know Dido is home, safe and sound, dozing in front of the fireplace..... 1.5 hours to drive tow work this morning, how about a hot buttered rum? "My wife is a glassblower, a glassblower, a glassblower......" |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 13 Jan 00 - 09:19 PM Mates I ran out of decent verses to keep up with ye. Going back to me hammock, and take a watch below. TTFN. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 13 Jan 00 - 09:26 PM dang. he isn't gonna share the indecent verses....
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 13 Jan 00 - 09:28 PM Well, I think I'll play a tune to ease you into dreams, Dave. It's called "'39", a song by Queen which was actually written as a kind of futuristic folk song. It's got it all, my mates: a tale of the sea, brave sailors, time travel, lamentation, what more could you ask for? Goodnight sweet mariner, and flying dutchmen sing thee to thy rest... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 13 Jan 00 - 09:54 PM SWEET JESUS Mbo don't invoke that VanDerDekken the Flying Hollander around here we've had too many sinkings todate as it is mate. Glory Be mate please sing me a song about girls and whiskey not that devil of the sea, i'd be having nightmares of Elle dressed as a bloody viking riding a red horse around me hammock; and trying to jab me with a thirty foot syringe full of worm medecine.....or something. how about Come By the Hills, with just a faint distant piper playing along in the background. Then I'll dream of the coast O bonny Scotland and Ireland on me course home to England. CHEERS MUDCHATTERS G'night Mates Yours,(off duty fer a week) Aye.Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 13 Jan 00 - 10:31 PM Oh come by the hills to the land where fancy is free Stand where the peaks meet the sky and the lochs meet the sea Where the rivers run clear, bracken is gold in the sun Oh the cares of tomorrow can wait 'til this day is done. Hmmm, no rivers running around here now. It had gone below ten degrees while I was still at work at 6, and has been dropping since, I'll wager. Say Mikal, how does port go with popcorn? I've a large pot of it here (popcorn, not port) Seems to me it could be a winning combination. Sorry about your stetson. The Aussie hat sounds right nice though.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jan 00 - 02:22 AM Hey all...Quiet night at the Tav? Nice for a change. Singing Dave to sleep? All the BS about the horse reminded me of the Black Horse poem I heard ages ago...Nowhere in it a bloody viking with a worm fetish though.... I will ride the black horse all the summer long To hear the distant chorus join the echo of a song When spring creeps o'er the hill and nature loves anew I will ride the white horse and I'll ride home to you G'night all, and if the bedbugs bite, blame Cleigh. Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:31 AM I just heard that poem recently on the radio--now who was it that read it? They said it was the author...Archie somebody. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jan 00 - 11:53 AM Mbo: I believe it was Archie Fisher. It's a lovely poem. Good call, Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Peter T. Date: 14 Jan 00 - 05:07 PM LEJ, a drink for Fast Eddie, Hiroshi, and Rob-O; and while you are at it, something for Amelia, Lord Lucan, Aimee Semple, and the Man in the Iron Mask. I'm buying!!! yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 05:42 PM Patrick Sarsefield is HERE? Where? I got to tell him about the song about him I'm going to do! "Would this were for Ireland..." --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 14 Jan 00 - 07:35 PM Mbo m'mate pass me a couple o'them hot crumpets; NO not the ladies; the hot buttered ones on the plate. Thanks mate! hhhhmmmmm Brain Food. Cheers, Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Clifton53 Date: 14 Jan 00 - 07:52 PM The balding Gibson guy bounds in sayin' "gimme one o' them black beers". He bellies up and asks for Rob-O, and is told " he'll be here when he's here mate". Well if all them young ladies was sharks with a fin I'd skip up the riggin' and toss meself in |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 07:59 PM It's Dickens! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 14 Jan 00 - 08:37 PM Rob-o-roys all around in honor o' Rob-o! and, scuse me lady, but are you the actual Miss Amelia Aerhart? REALLY!? Well, could you move that moss-covered monoplane about 10 feet toward the corner. You've got MMario's Yugo blocked. Thanks. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jan 00 - 08:55 PM Well whadda group........Leej my friend, gimmee a trple Jack and give the coke to Meebo...........You're a helluva guy Meebo!!!!!.....I looked up hyperactive in the dictionary and found your picture.......That's OK...mine's in there too under "Crazed Aging Radical"............Thanks Leej.......MMMM..very nice..........So look, I just stopped to take Cleigh home.....He seems to be hooked on everything from the black, vile, stuff to Stetsons.......He's so easily led astray...........Cletus had him peeking in Jeri's windows trying to get a look at the dragonflies hovering around her hooters. Thank gawd the Judge saw it was Cletus that led him astray and gave Cletus 30 days at the Young Center for "Malfeasance with a Marsupial".........Anyway, I'm sorry if he's been a bother...I think he needs the 12 step......and,uh..some Immodium too I think....Is that your chanter he crappped on there Meebo.......Sorry..........Hey Leej, if you see Blake tell him the Waylon Heron is missing and Peter may be suspect in his disappearance......Claims he never got back to Toronto on that Delta flight...........Could be. Poor damn heron is about nuts anyway, even his own kind ignore him........I mean, what is it like to be a heron dressed as Waylon Jennings????......Tell my dear SusAR that I'll try to get back here tomorrow and buy her one. Later group....... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:05 PM Yep, Spaw, wasn't it Lou Reed said " Heron - be the death of me.." Reckon Peter T knows just what he meant. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:11 PM I'll come back in for it spaw. Say, have you ever been to Morrow Ohio? Bill Stains was in our environs last night and did the song (it's on DT.) What a great one. Right up there with Who's on First. I'll take a mug of the black vile stuff (I'll wait on the well-aged scotch until Spaw is buying) Then I'd like a seat by the fire. If there isn't one, I may just construct one and poke a hole through the roof. It is, as we say around here, WICKED cold, about 7 degrees, but - 30 with wind chill. Brrrrr. Hmmm, if Spaw is crazed aging and Mbo is hyperactive, I must be bad hair day. When it's not under a hat, I'm sleeping on ot, and in those rare exposed moments, it is a fright. Ahhhh! This is the life. Nice fire, nice black vile stuff, a bit of music (rauncy, but nice) and I am not on my feet, slicing vegetables or washing dishes. Life is good. Susan |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:26 PM I made to the door, don't know if I can get in....looks awful crowded in here. Is there a backdoor? Bartender, stand a round! And two for the bodhran player...I keep telling himself he should feed the wee drum Guiness. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:38 PM HYPERACTIVE! ME? WHEEEEEEE! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Clifton53 Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:03 PM Befuddled by the black vile stuff and unable to find his brother, the balding Gibson guy stumbles past the bar knocking several drinks asunder. "Arrrrggghhhh, 'ow can ye drink that bloody rot"? A woman slaps him with her sandle, decrying the loss of her Rob-O Roy. "Well if all them young ladies was Mill on the Floss I'd drag meself over and make meself boss" |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:06 PM okay - I'm so confused went into the "Meet and greet" thread for Sorcha and ordered a drink! So I'll have another, thanks, and make it tall and strong. That artic air coming down from across the lake is cold! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:08 PM Give the fiddler a dram and tell her if she has to keep going back the the main forum, and scroll all the way down every time she wants a glass. I need a native guide. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:13 PM Is MMario here yet? Isn't that spelled M'Mhairio? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:14 PM Anyone got any wasabi? Just finished a couple batches of sushi, got the pickled ginger, but can't find the hot green stuff....
This is number one and we're having lots of fun! and who spilled the drink all over the floor? The flamingos are getting drunk! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:49 PM If Don Meixner drops buy, I'll stand him a round. But really, Don, Flaccido Stringorinnio ? I always thought it was one of the Guitarez family... MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:51 PM Hi M'Mhairio, see you made it from my house. Mil failte!Ya'll come on down, the jug's always on. flamingos? I thought they were pink elephants! the wasabi's still in my backyard, I haven't dug it up yet. Come on over! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 03:26 PM Mbo, those crumpets were goooood, maybe we can have some fun with the other kind later on tonight. By they way, I admire your knowledge of history; and your taste in music mate. Easy to see you have not neglected your education; unlike me who cannot even spill or spronounce colleddge or universecity; or even punktuate proper. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 15 Jan 00 - 05:35 PM Thank ye kindly, Dave. THIS FROGGY'S NOT HAVING HIS LEGS FRIED YET! I am a member of Napoleon's Voltigeurs! WE have the Irish Brigade on our side! Claret for everyone, on the house! And watch out for those crumpets, Dave! I invited the Hussars of Conflans and the Old Guard over for a taste...hope you don't mind, mate! Let me start up the "Napoleon March" by Johann Strauss! Then we'll play "Over The Hills And Far Away"! --Mbo (click here and scroll to the bottom for those who haven't seen it Mbo the Voltigeur
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jan 00 - 06:54 PM *stumbling in sheephishly...mumbling quietly for a guinness* Just hit the threads and realized I've been outed. Katlaughing is faster than any cat I've had to deal with before! Going to find an unoccupied wing chair and watch the sun go down...Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 08:17 PM Elle, have a barrel love and enjoy yerself. I have another of them Frenchmen to capture before I join you. Mbo, Yer bloody musket is no match for my Baker rifle 100 yards as opposed to 300 ? I've got a bloody Irishman in Charge O' me Wellington + three quarters of my army are Irish. Besides lad in yer picture ye can see where I shot your sword in two. Come over and surrender for a couple of days till the boose runs out. Then you can capture me and we'll go for some nice wine and food with your mob. Cheers, Dave Sgt. 95th (the Rifles) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jan 00 - 08:35 PM I'll run the P.O.W. camp from my little chair! I've got my barrel of Guinness (and a hefty straw)...I'll try to work on the Hogans Heroes accent, and grab a riding crop. "Vat do you zink you are doing? Zing, damn you, ZING!!!" All of them in ankle chains, singing the Banana Boat song until they drop from sheer exhaustion. And me in my little chair....luvly! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 08:51 PM Have ye heard the Q and O Calypso.. Here we go in memory of the Quebec and Ontario Paper Co. fleet
Down de way where the lights are gay
Well I'm sad to say she's had her day
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 09:01 PM Insert week for day on second to last line and it should rhyme. Crimes it rhymes I'm a poet and don't know it. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jan 00 - 09:14 PM AAAHHH, yessss. That's a good little P.O.W. You just keep washing the glasses from the bar, and sit tight until the Insanevac gets here... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 15 Jan 00 - 09:21 PM Ohhhh, Wellington was the bodach who said the Irish were not his brothers--he was right! Eire never had any black blood from him! (A great poem!) Dave, this sword is Narsil, the sword that was broken--and it will be forged again as Anduril--Flame of the West. Barkeep! Get a Scotch for Marshall MacDonald--his father was a richt guid Jacobite! Let me just get my guitar and we'll do the Marengo Twist! --Mbo (Lieutenant Richard, of the 5th Voltiguer Regiment)
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 15 Jan 00 - 10:51 PM Brrrrr. Where's Spaw?? he was gonna buy me a drink tonight, and boy am I ready. Neat scotch when he arrives. In the mean time, I'll have some earl gray tea. Oh MMario, I just got a two pound bag of wasabi at the kitchen, so I'm sure I can spare you a couple of ounces. Hmm, this stuff is paler than usual, imagin if someone thought I was dealing in coccaine and tried some in the usual fashion. oh baby that would hurt. I just had a lovely day singing with friends. Snows of France and Holland, Julian of Norwich, the Great Silkie, Ezekiel, Pull Down Lads, Seven Bridges Road, Old Coat, Their Brains Were Small and They Died, Wife of the Soldier, Until We Meet Again (Dougie's) Oh Had I a Golden Thread. The Final Trawl, Inchworm. I am one happy camper. We haven't gotten a chance to sing together since this summer. I need MORE of that. Spaw? Where are yooooooo?
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 15 Jan 00 - 11:13 PM Okay, Okay, I'll settle for the black vile stuff Spaw, just get you and your frozen monkey to the tavern, and don't forget Cleigh. There's this bear I want him to meet. (He is most grateful to Dave for defense of bears.) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jan 00 - 11:46 PM Helloooo, tavern sure is quiet tonite, maybe I'm not the only one that had too much fun last nite? Susan A-R, if that nasty spaw stands you up, I'll buy and we'll both kick his butt! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 16 Jan 00 - 10:44 PM Wow! Sunday night already, and I'm STILL waiting for Spaw (well, I have done a few other things, laundry, bookkeeping, cooking, errands, reading of trashy boks, pancakes, etc.) but jeeze, what does a girll have to do to get a drink. Thank heavens for Sorcha, or I'd be dehydrated and depressed. As it is, well I'm just hunkered down with my port (very old port, I might ad) and a nice mandola that I borrowed from someone, and am biding my time. My bear friend is a bit impatient, and has gone to try his luck fishing in the jellow pit. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 16 Jan 00 - 10:51 PM Hey Susan A-R, buy you another. Spaw is so worried abut his new monkey that he can't be bothered with us ladies. Maybe his b---s will fall off intead of his monkey's. In the meantime, lets play a tune or 2 and belly to the bar! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 Jan 00 - 11:32 PM Wow! a pub all to myself hehehe sailor in paradise it's all free....Oh shit someone left a sign.... please put the money in the till.....ok I guess it's not free finding some cash might be a bit of a problem.......I know A note IOU...1 bottle of Black Bush...1 bottle Navy Rum oh yes gotta sign it "X" (gargoyle) hehehe back to me hammock and in we gooooo mmmmmmm hey! damn possum go home laddie theres a good little chap....well no ladies around to tuck me in no Froggies to fight with this is boring......Dave swinging in the hammock with no music no ladies to bug and deserted by the possum. Hello?....(empty echo) just like ICQ more bloody technology me mates are all gone...wonder if there's anything on TV tonight........nope same as last night.....Oh well G'night Dave G'night mate ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 16 Jan 00 - 11:34 PM (He walks in limping slightly on his right side, resplendent in a drop brim black hat with a narrow leather band, and a small Kingon pin attached to the front.) Oh, the humanity of it all! Thirty seven drunken flamingoes standing in the street when the ambulance from the Neil Young Center whipped by here! The air is thick with pink feathers! It's enough to make a man long for the good old days of text-only browsers and Windows 286! I brought the next barrel of Guinness. So tell me, why does that one think I should feed the drum the good stuff! I get the good stuff! The drum is a Remo with the artificial head, carbon fiber body and graphite rear rods! The pale stuff is good enough for plastic! Save the mothers milk for me! Hey…It sure is quiet here… Okay! Who stole the tavern? Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 17 Jan 00 - 12:46 AM Aye, well . . . I hear the wee Clifton's been huggin' the black beer, And scratchin' his bald head, for there's no Rob-o near; Let me say it right off, tis the brother, I'm here! But now he's gone, who knows where, with his glass left half clear; As it's been a long day in this high mountain town, I'll not puzzle the question, I'll swash it right down; Keep an eye o'er my shoulder, lads, heed every sound, And gimme two fresh blacks quickly if he comes back around! . . . Aye, still cold, too! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 17 Jan 00 - 12:53 AM Susan A-R, do we take offense at "no ladies"? Here we are waiting for two days for Spaw to bus us a drink, and he says there are no ladies and the bar is empty? Revenge, thy name is woman!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 17 Jan 00 - 12:59 AM Aye, give the fair damsels a dram of their tastin' -- a me a nice 'rub o the brush'! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:01 AM We'll brush you, me laddie, just you wait! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Metchosin Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:13 AM Pour a single malt for me please, I'm celebrating. I just got word that my 83 year old widowed Uncle-in-law? is marrying his childhood sweetheart. Here's to Jack! only took him three score and ten to get to the sack! (a fine musician too, I might add). |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Metchosin Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:37 AM In fact pour a round for everyone. Here's to old dogs in general. Our, "god knows what breed" Old Wort, managed to successfully perform the full act of copulation with our young West Highland Terrier this week too, despite the fact that he's twelve years old and neutered. Wonders never cease! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:56 AM Good evening all......Just a quick drop in to buy all the crew that's been waiting a drink....and make them all doubles Leej.............Ol' Spaw can be late, but he always comes through..........And let's all have a toast to Mets' Unc-in-law!!! Obviously a helluva man!!! And Leej, how about one of those neat flaming brandy drinks for the Little Stone Putz of a GGutterspout?...What?.......Nah, just skip the glass and serve it up on his balls....if he has any..................So friends, I have had a long day and I'm going to turn in.....Damn its cold tonight!!! The brass monkey is in real trouble.....Have to order up some of those pants from El Swanno................If any of you have time tomorrow, come on over and help me with the remodeling on the downstairs bath................No takers huh?......Can't blame you...........Drink up friends and I'll see you another night!!............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 17 Jan 00 - 02:00 AM Half-breed Westies?? Will they be half black and half white? How will you groom them? As Scotties, or Westies? Maybe they'll look like Dalmations? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Metchosin Date: 17 Jan 00 - 02:18 AM Sorcha, the vet assures me he was shooting blanks but it truly would have been an interesting mix, he looks like a cross between a Wire Haired Dachshund and a Dandy Dinmont and he is black. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 18 Jan 00 - 10:13 PM Anybody know how to do a blue clicky thing to Mbo's Juke Joint? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 18 Jan 00 - 10:16 PM Sho' nuff! Come on over to the Mudcat Juke Joint! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 01:39 AM Laird tunderin jeezus, where's bloody Clifton! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Clifton53 Date: 02 Feb 00 - 12:48 PM Clifton's bluidy 'ere lad! Fret ye not! Just wish some o' these blasted bluidy drunks would get out a me way! Clifton53 |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:26 AM Grogmeister! Two schooners of the black beast, would you please, for my brudder an' meeself! Haven't seen wee Clifton here in close to a fortnight -- and been without a drink even longer, so step lively while we reacquiant ourselves! |
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