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Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1!
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:26 AM Grogmeister! Two schooners of the black beast, would you please, for my brudder an' meeself! Haven't seen wee Clifton here in close to a fortnight -- and been without a drink even longer, so step lively while we reacquiant ourselves! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Clifton53 Date: 02 Feb 00 - 12:48 PM Clifton's bluidy 'ere lad! Fret ye not! Just wish some o' these blasted bluidy drunks would get out a me way! Clifton53 |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 01:39 AM Laird tunderin jeezus, where's bloody Clifton! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 18 Jan 00 - 10:16 PM Sho' nuff! Come on over to the Mudcat Juke Joint! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 18 Jan 00 - 10:13 PM Anybody know how to do a blue clicky thing to Mbo's Juke Joint? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Metchosin Date: 17 Jan 00 - 02:18 AM Sorcha, the vet assures me he was shooting blanks but it truly would have been an interesting mix, he looks like a cross between a Wire Haired Dachshund and a Dandy Dinmont and he is black. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 17 Jan 00 - 02:00 AM Half-breed Westies?? Will they be half black and half white? How will you groom them? As Scotties, or Westies? Maybe they'll look like Dalmations? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:56 AM Good evening all......Just a quick drop in to buy all the crew that's been waiting a drink....and make them all doubles Leej.............Ol' Spaw can be late, but he always comes through..........And let's all have a toast to Mets' Unc-in-law!!! Obviously a helluva man!!! And Leej, how about one of those neat flaming brandy drinks for the Little Stone Putz of a GGutterspout?...What?.......Nah, just skip the glass and serve it up on his balls....if he has any..................So friends, I have had a long day and I'm going to turn in.....Damn its cold tonight!!! The brass monkey is in real trouble.....Have to order up some of those pants from El Swanno................If any of you have time tomorrow, come on over and help me with the remodeling on the downstairs bath................No takers huh?......Can't blame you...........Drink up friends and I'll see you another night!!............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Metchosin Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:37 AM In fact pour a round for everyone. Here's to old dogs in general. Our, "god knows what breed" Old Wort, managed to successfully perform the full act of copulation with our young West Highland Terrier this week too, despite the fact that he's twelve years old and neutered. Wonders never cease! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Metchosin Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:13 AM Pour a single malt for me please, I'm celebrating. I just got word that my 83 year old widowed Uncle-in-law? is marrying his childhood sweetheart. Here's to Jack! only took him three score and ten to get to the sack! (a fine musician too, I might add). |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 17 Jan 00 - 01:01 AM We'll brush you, me laddie, just you wait! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 17 Jan 00 - 12:59 AM Aye, give the fair damsels a dram of their tastin' -- a me a nice 'rub o the brush'! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 17 Jan 00 - 12:53 AM Susan A-R, do we take offense at "no ladies"? Here we are waiting for two days for Spaw to bus us a drink, and he says there are no ladies and the bar is empty? Revenge, thy name is woman!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Robo Date: 17 Jan 00 - 12:46 AM Aye, well . . . I hear the wee Clifton's been huggin' the black beer, And scratchin' his bald head, for there's no Rob-o near; Let me say it right off, tis the brother, I'm here! But now he's gone, who knows where, with his glass left half clear; As it's been a long day in this high mountain town, I'll not puzzle the question, I'll swash it right down; Keep an eye o'er my shoulder, lads, heed every sound, And gimme two fresh blacks quickly if he comes back around! . . . Aye, still cold, too! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mikal Date: 16 Jan 00 - 11:34 PM (He walks in limping slightly on his right side, resplendent in a drop brim black hat with a narrow leather band, and a small Kingon pin attached to the front.) Oh, the humanity of it all! Thirty seven drunken flamingoes standing in the street when the ambulance from the Neil Young Center whipped by here! The air is thick with pink feathers! It's enough to make a man long for the good old days of text-only browsers and Windows 286! I brought the next barrel of Guinness. So tell me, why does that one think I should feed the drum the good stuff! I get the good stuff! The drum is a Remo with the artificial head, carbon fiber body and graphite rear rods! The pale stuff is good enough for plastic! Save the mothers milk for me! Hey…It sure is quiet here… Okay! Who stole the tavern? Mikal |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 Jan 00 - 11:32 PM Wow! a pub all to myself hehehe sailor in paradise it's all free....Oh shit someone left a sign.... please put the money in the till.....ok I guess it's not free finding some cash might be a bit of a problem.......I know A note IOU...1 bottle of Black Bush...1 bottle Navy Rum oh yes gotta sign it "X" (gargoyle) hehehe back to me hammock and in we gooooo mmmmmmm hey! damn possum go home laddie theres a good little chap....well no ladies around to tuck me in no Froggies to fight with this is boring......Dave swinging in the hammock with no music no ladies to bug and deserted by the possum. Hello?....(empty echo) just like ICQ more bloody technology me mates are all gone...wonder if there's anything on TV tonight........nope same as last night.....Oh well G'night Dave G'night mate ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 16 Jan 00 - 10:51 PM Hey Susan A-R, buy you another. Spaw is so worried abut his new monkey that he can't be bothered with us ladies. Maybe his b---s will fall off intead of his monkey's. In the meantime, lets play a tune or 2 and belly to the bar! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 16 Jan 00 - 10:44 PM Wow! Sunday night already, and I'm STILL waiting for Spaw (well, I have done a few other things, laundry, bookkeeping, cooking, errands, reading of trashy boks, pancakes, etc.) but jeeze, what does a girll have to do to get a drink. Thank heavens for Sorcha, or I'd be dehydrated and depressed. As it is, well I'm just hunkered down with my port (very old port, I might ad) and a nice mandola that I borrowed from someone, and am biding my time. My bear friend is a bit impatient, and has gone to try his luck fishing in the jellow pit. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jan 00 - 11:46 PM Helloooo, tavern sure is quiet tonite, maybe I'm not the only one that had too much fun last nite? Susan A-R, if that nasty spaw stands you up, I'll buy and we'll both kick his butt! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 15 Jan 00 - 11:13 PM Okay, Okay, I'll settle for the black vile stuff Spaw, just get you and your frozen monkey to the tavern, and don't forget Cleigh. There's this bear I want him to meet. (He is most grateful to Dave for defense of bears.) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 15 Jan 00 - 10:51 PM Brrrrr. Where's Spaw?? he was gonna buy me a drink tonight, and boy am I ready. Neat scotch when he arrives. In the mean time, I'll have some earl gray tea. Oh MMario, I just got a two pound bag of wasabi at the kitchen, so I'm sure I can spare you a couple of ounces. Hmm, this stuff is paler than usual, imagin if someone thought I was dealing in coccaine and tried some in the usual fashion. oh baby that would hurt. I just had a lovely day singing with friends. Snows of France and Holland, Julian of Norwich, the Great Silkie, Ezekiel, Pull Down Lads, Seven Bridges Road, Old Coat, Their Brains Were Small and They Died, Wife of the Soldier, Until We Meet Again (Dougie's) Oh Had I a Golden Thread. The Final Trawl, Inchworm. I am one happy camper. We haven't gotten a chance to sing together since this summer. I need MORE of that. Spaw? Where are yooooooo?
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 15 Jan 00 - 09:21 PM Ohhhh, Wellington was the bodach who said the Irish were not his brothers--he was right! Eire never had any black blood from him! (A great poem!) Dave, this sword is Narsil, the sword that was broken--and it will be forged again as Anduril--Flame of the West. Barkeep! Get a Scotch for Marshall MacDonald--his father was a richt guid Jacobite! Let me just get my guitar and we'll do the Marengo Twist! --Mbo (Lieutenant Richard, of the 5th Voltiguer Regiment)
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jan 00 - 09:14 PM AAAHHH, yessss. That's a good little P.O.W. You just keep washing the glasses from the bar, and sit tight until the Insanevac gets here... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 09:01 PM Insert week for day on second to last line and it should rhyme. Crimes it rhymes I'm a poet and don't know it. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 08:51 PM Have ye heard the Q and O Calypso.. Here we go in memory of the Quebec and Ontario Paper Co. fleet
Down de way where the lights are gay
Well I'm sad to say she's had her day
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jan 00 - 08:35 PM I'll run the P.O.W. camp from my little chair! I've got my barrel of Guinness (and a hefty straw)...I'll try to work on the Hogans Heroes accent, and grab a riding crop. "Vat do you zink you are doing? Zing, damn you, ZING!!!" All of them in ankle chains, singing the Banana Boat song until they drop from sheer exhaustion. And me in my little chair....luvly! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 08:17 PM Elle, have a barrel love and enjoy yerself. I have another of them Frenchmen to capture before I join you. Mbo, Yer bloody musket is no match for my Baker rifle 100 yards as opposed to 300 ? I've got a bloody Irishman in Charge O' me Wellington + three quarters of my army are Irish. Besides lad in yer picture ye can see where I shot your sword in two. Come over and surrender for a couple of days till the boose runs out. Then you can capture me and we'll go for some nice wine and food with your mob. Cheers, Dave Sgt. 95th (the Rifles) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jan 00 - 06:54 PM *stumbling in sheephishly...mumbling quietly for a guinness* Just hit the threads and realized I've been outed. Katlaughing is faster than any cat I've had to deal with before! Going to find an unoccupied wing chair and watch the sun go down...Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 15 Jan 00 - 05:35 PM Thank ye kindly, Dave. THIS FROGGY'S NOT HAVING HIS LEGS FRIED YET! I am a member of Napoleon's Voltigeurs! WE have the Irish Brigade on our side! Claret for everyone, on the house! And watch out for those crumpets, Dave! I invited the Hussars of Conflans and the Old Guard over for a taste...hope you don't mind, mate! Let me start up the "Napoleon March" by Johann Strauss! Then we'll play "Over The Hills And Far Away"! --Mbo (click here and scroll to the bottom for those who haven't seen it Mbo the Voltigeur
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Jan 00 - 03:26 PM Mbo, those crumpets were goooood, maybe we can have some fun with the other kind later on tonight. By they way, I admire your knowledge of history; and your taste in music mate. Easy to see you have not neglected your education; unlike me who cannot even spill or spronounce colleddge or universecity; or even punktuate proper. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:51 PM Hi M'Mhairio, see you made it from my house. Mil failte!Ya'll come on down, the jug's always on. flamingos? I thought they were pink elephants! the wasabi's still in my backyard, I haven't dug it up yet. Come on over! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:49 PM If Don Meixner drops buy, I'll stand him a round. But really, Don, Flaccido Stringorinnio ? I always thought it was one of the Guitarez family... MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:14 PM Anyone got any wasabi? Just finished a couple batches of sushi, got the pickled ginger, but can't find the hot green stuff....
This is number one and we're having lots of fun! and who spilled the drink all over the floor? The flamingos are getting drunk! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:13 PM Is MMario here yet? Isn't that spelled M'Mhairio? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:08 PM Give the fiddler a dram and tell her if she has to keep going back the the main forum, and scroll all the way down every time she wants a glass. I need a native guide. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: MMario Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:06 PM okay - I'm so confused went into the "Meet and greet" thread for Sorcha and ordered a drink! So I'll have another, thanks, and make it tall and strong. That artic air coming down from across the lake is cold! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Clifton53 Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:03 PM Befuddled by the black vile stuff and unable to find his brother, the balding Gibson guy stumbles past the bar knocking several drinks asunder. "Arrrrggghhhh, 'ow can ye drink that bloody rot"? A woman slaps him with her sandle, decrying the loss of her Rob-O Roy. "Well if all them young ladies was Mill on the Floss I'd drag meself over and make meself boss" |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:38 PM HYPERACTIVE! ME? WHEEEEEEE! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Sorcha Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:26 PM I made to the door, don't know if I can get in....looks awful crowded in here. Is there a backdoor? Bartender, stand a round! And two for the bodhran player...I keep telling himself he should feed the wee drum Guiness. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Susan A-R Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:11 PM I'll come back in for it spaw. Say, have you ever been to Morrow Ohio? Bill Stains was in our environs last night and did the song (it's on DT.) What a great one. Right up there with Who's on First. I'll take a mug of the black vile stuff (I'll wait on the well-aged scotch until Spaw is buying) Then I'd like a seat by the fire. If there isn't one, I may just construct one and poke a hole through the roof. It is, as we say around here, WICKED cold, about 7 degrees, but - 30 with wind chill. Brrrrr. Hmmm, if Spaw is crazed aging and Mbo is hyperactive, I must be bad hair day. When it's not under a hat, I'm sleeping on ot, and in those rare exposed moments, it is a fright. Ahhhh! This is the life. Nice fire, nice black vile stuff, a bit of music (rauncy, but nice) and I am not on my feet, slicing vegetables or washing dishes. Life is good. Susan |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:05 PM Yep, Spaw, wasn't it Lou Reed said " Heron - be the death of me.." Reckon Peter T knows just what he meant. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Jan 00 - 08:55 PM Well whadda group........Leej my friend, gimmee a trple Jack and give the coke to Meebo...........You're a helluva guy Meebo!!!!!.....I looked up hyperactive in the dictionary and found your picture.......That's OK...mine's in there too under "Crazed Aging Radical"............Thanks Leej.......MMMM..very nice..........So look, I just stopped to take Cleigh home.....He seems to be hooked on everything from the black, vile, stuff to Stetsons.......He's so easily led astray...........Cletus had him peeking in Jeri's windows trying to get a look at the dragonflies hovering around her hooters. Thank gawd the Judge saw it was Cletus that led him astray and gave Cletus 30 days at the Young Center for "Malfeasance with a Marsupial".........Anyway, I'm sorry if he's been a bother...I think he needs the 12 step......and,uh..some Immodium too I think....Is that your chanter he crappped on there Meebo.......Sorry..........Hey Leej, if you see Blake tell him the Waylon Heron is missing and Peter may be suspect in his disappearance......Claims he never got back to Toronto on that Delta flight...........Could be. Poor damn heron is about nuts anyway, even his own kind ignore him........I mean, what is it like to be a heron dressed as Waylon Jennings????......Tell my dear SusAR that I'll try to get back here tomorrow and buy her one. Later group....... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 14 Jan 00 - 08:37 PM Rob-o-roys all around in honor o' Rob-o! and, scuse me lady, but are you the actual Miss Amelia Aerhart? REALLY!? Well, could you move that moss-covered monoplane about 10 feet toward the corner. You've got MMario's Yugo blocked. Thanks. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 07:59 PM It's Dickens! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Clifton53 Date: 14 Jan 00 - 07:52 PM The balding Gibson guy bounds in sayin' "gimme one o' them black beers". He bellies up and asks for Rob-O, and is told " he'll be here when he's here mate". Well if all them young ladies was sharks with a fin I'd skip up the riggin' and toss meself in |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 14 Jan 00 - 07:35 PM Mbo m'mate pass me a couple o'them hot crumpets; NO not the ladies; the hot buttered ones on the plate. Thanks mate! hhhhmmmmm Brain Food. Cheers, Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 05:42 PM Patrick Sarsefield is HERE? Where? I got to tell him about the song about him I'm going to do! "Would this were for Ireland..." --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Peter T. Date: 14 Jan 00 - 05:07 PM LEJ, a drink for Fast Eddie, Hiroshi, and Rob-O; and while you are at it, something for Amelia, Lord Lucan, Aimee Semple, and the Man in the Iron Mask. I'm buying!!! yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: JenEllen Date: 14 Jan 00 - 11:53 AM Mbo: I believe it was Archie Fisher. It's a lovely poem. Good call, Elle |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern 2000 - 1! From: Mbo Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:31 AM I just heard that poem recently on the radio--now who was it that read it? They said it was the author...Archie somebody. --Mbo |
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