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BS: Echidna Penis News

Jack Campin 10 Jun 21 - 06:41 PM
Nigel Parsons 10 Jun 21 - 06:46 PM
Steve Shaw 10 Jun 21 - 06:49 PM
JennieG 10 Jun 21 - 08:20 PM
Steve Shaw 10 Jun 21 - 08:40 PM
Charmion 10 Jun 21 - 09:15 PM
punkfolkrocker 10 Jun 21 - 10:01 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Jun 21 - 11:10 PM
Steve Shaw 11 Jun 21 - 05:34 AM
Steve Shaw 11 Jun 21 - 05:53 AM
Nigel Parsons 11 Jun 21 - 08:59 AM
Stilly River Sage 11 Jun 21 - 11:36 AM
Steve Shaw 11 Jun 21 - 05:50 PM
Joe Offer 11 Jun 21 - 11:50 PM
Mr Red 12 Jun 21 - 09:58 AM
keberoxu 12 Jun 21 - 05:13 PM
The Sandman 12 Jun 21 - 05:29 PM
Joe Offer 12 Jun 21 - 07:11 PM
Steve Shaw 12 Jun 21 - 07:14 PM
BobL 13 Jun 21 - 03:30 AM
Mr Red 13 Jun 21 - 06:07 AM
Mrrzy 14 Jun 21 - 03:22 PM
Nigel Parsons 14 Jun 21 - 04:10 PM

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Subject: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Jack Campin
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 06:41 PM

...and did you know nobody has ever seen an erect platypus penis?


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 06:46 PM

Did this need a new thread?
Couldn't you fit it in your anus   thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 06:49 PM

"Fit a penis into your anus" thread?? Good grief, Nigel...or is my punctuation suffering from my loss of reading glasses....


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: JennieG
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 08:20 PM

A few years ago we had an echnidna visit our garden for a day or so but the only pics I managed to get were of a spiky bum......not what was under it. So I don't know if it was a girl or a boy echidna.


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 08:40 PM

There was this old joke:


Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Volvo estate?


A. With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside...


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Charmion
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 09:15 PM

HAHAHAHA!


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 10:01 PM

Fit a penis into your anus ...???


..combining anus + penis = painus...!!!!!


Something the tory elite discover soon into their exclusive boarding school dorm education...


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jun 21 - 11:10 PM

[sigh]


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Jun 21 - 05:34 AM

Have we hit rock bottom, Maggie?


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Jun 21 - 05:53 AM

That photo in Jack's link of the echidna's four-headed penis is intriguing. I once knew a bloke who had a five-headed one. His underpants fitted him like a glove...


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Jun 21 - 08:59 AM

Gives a new meaning to "not firing on all cylinders"!


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jun 21 - 11:36 AM

Steve, you're within a stones-throw of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Jun 21 - 05:50 PM

Just me??


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Joe Offer
Date: 11 Jun 21 - 11:50 PM

My family got flashed by a dolphin once. He rose up 2/3 of the way out of the water, and there he was, in all his turgid glory. Horny little bugger....


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jun 21 - 09:58 AM

Just a minor pedantic point, but isn't an echidna a monotreme, and a platypus different, but also a monotreme? Just saying.

You have to get it right, because the platypus feet have poisonous spikes and you don't want to upset a platypus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Jun 21 - 05:13 PM

Dolphin stuff.
I recall a report interviewing Susan Sarandon.
She did the swimming-with-the-dolphins thing one time,
and the dolphin with the outdoor plumbing
started humping her leg.
Like dogs ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: The Sandman
Date: 12 Jun 21 - 05:29 PM

But is this politically correct?


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Joe Offer
Date: 12 Jun 21 - 07:11 PM

Well, not, Dick — but ain't it fun?

I'm sorry if we offended the gender identity and sexual dignity of any dolphins or platypusses.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Jun 21 - 07:14 PM

Platypi??


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: BobL
Date: 13 Jun 21 - 03:30 AM

Platypoi???


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 Jun 21 - 06:07 AM

Platypodes?
Platitudes?
Plaits?


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Jun 21 - 03:22 PM

Yes about the monotremata


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Subject: RE: BS: Echidna Penis News
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 14 Jun 21 - 04:10 PM

Steve:
Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Volvo estate?

I heard it as a hedgehog and a 'panda' car.


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