Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 06 May 23 - 04:43 PM I was out shopping so I missed it (on purpose). When I got home I read a piece about his thirteen mansions and palaces, then I read another piece about the murky ways in which their finances are hidden from the public gaze, ostensibly because the tax exemptions on their incomes, lavish gifts and inheritances they enjoy are ones that no-one else can benefit from. I was reminded that we also give them £86 million of our money every year. Then I read a piece from a few weeks ago in which this multi-billionaire was suggesting that we should all do a days unpaid volunteering for charity. And this earnest environmentalist, who owns 50,000 acres of Scottish land that's been devastated so that the privileged few can shoot at grouse, was wearing ermine today, obtained from killed stoats. And who knows how many Canadian bears were slaughtered in order to produce those hundreds of bearskin hats on parade. So I'm glad I missed it. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Nigel Parsons Date: 06 May 23 - 03:56 PM I will support Charles III as king, BUT! He is making promises in church. I remember the promises (oaths) he made during his (first) wedding ceremony. I have doubts about his willingness to keep the promises he makes. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Senoufou Date: 06 May 23 - 03:52 PM Many of our neighbours in this village had decorated their houses with loads of flags, some of which were upside down (a distress signal!). It was rather nice to hear the church bells peal out (our church was built in the 14th Century). One of my friends has been learning bell-ringing with a group run by the vicar. I haven't seen even one minute of the Coronation on TV. We spent the day getting our groceries in and having tea at the big supermarkets. Glad I'm not the only one on here with no interest in the event. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 23 - 03:32 PM Since I am, by ancestry, in line for the Throne, I could not in good conscience watch it. Sure, it’s 2,067 who must die or abdicate first, but still….. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Big Al Whittle Date: 06 May 23 - 02:20 PM In Loscoe Debyshire they celebrated by having a 'pin the ears on King Charles' competition. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 May 23 - 12:40 PM It was pretty good apart from all the king and god crap :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 May 23 - 11:14 AM After getting up at my normal time I opened the phone app for the New York Times, where they ran a set of stills and short videos encapsulating the whole event. That's all I need to know how it happened. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: keberoxu Date: 06 May 23 - 11:10 AM The New York Times, in honor of King Charles, published an article today with a lavish description of the guesthouse which he owns near the Carpathian Mountains of Transylvania. Oh! the rich possibilities for satire in that fact . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: keberoxu Date: 06 May 23 - 10:00 AM I didn't watch, but I have read that the Archbishop had a little trouble getting the crown to fit the king's head, in front of everybody. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Donuel Date: 06 May 23 - 09:59 AM I second that CAPTAIN. Inevitable genius. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Mrrzy Date: 06 May 23 - 09:57 AM I got up at 5 am to watch. So pageantry, such rite, wow. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 06 May 23 - 08:46 AM By the way, Morrisons was bloody heaving and the sun has been beaming warmly down on Bude since 11! |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 06 May 23 - 08:41 AM Alternatively, they should all just bugger off. I'll be generous and let them keep Frogmore Cottage. If there isn't enough room, they could always just throw up a few sheds in the garden. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Georgiansilver Date: 06 May 23 - 08:22 AM It's a testimony to the world we live in that a prince who was having an affair all the time he was married is made king. Also that his mistress, who he later married, is made queen. I have no respect for either of them. Diana would have made an amazing queen but sadly her life was ended... please note, I did not say her life ended....I said it was ended!! Charles should have abdicated and William 5th should rule!. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 May 23 - 07:56 AM Good idea Captain! |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Captain Swing Date: 06 May 23 - 07:28 AM "Perhaps some of the £100 million is being spent on Portaloos." Well if it is, let's hope that after the whole silly event, they will be redistributed around the City for the use of those who have to sleep on the streets the full year round. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Donuel Date: 06 May 23 - 07:01 AM The crowd mirrors the weather. Cool and damp. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 May 23 - 06:18 AM I quite like all the pomp and ceremony. It's the royal bit that is annoying. Same as religion. Love the rites. Shame about the god bit :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 06 May 23 - 06:00 AM I see they've watered down the bit about swearing homage or whatever it was. It's 10.58 and I'm off to Morrisons to buy a cabbage and some carrots. It'll be quiet in there! |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Dave the Gnome Date: 06 May 23 - 04:18 AM Best coverage is from Private Eye |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 06 May 23 - 04:09 AM Or shooting grice. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 May 23 - 12:14 AM Being an hour earlier than Charmion's "zero dark thirty" there is no way a live viewing of this is going to happen. Or even very much viewing of an after-the-fact YouTube video, since I have to work on the garden on Saturday and that seems a good use of the time (and environmentally speaking, a better outcome). Considering all of the fuss involved, Charles would have been smart to forego most of this and spend Saturday in his garden. Whichever one he chooses. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 05 May 23 - 07:03 PM I'll happily be corrected by bible scholars l, but I seem to recall the good Lord in Matthew 5:34 saying that we should not swear oaths, but instead let our speech be yea yea, nay nay... |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Charmion's brother Andrew Date: 05 May 23 - 06:45 PM Charmion and I swore the oath to our late sovereign to "be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Second, Her heirs and successors according to law. So help me God" in the early 1970s. It had no expiry date and covered Charles, too, so I am not going to chew my cabbage twice. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 05 May 23 - 05:34 PM Could it be that I, as an anti-royalist Republican sort of chap, am paying with my taxpayer's money for the provision of multiple portaloos to provide for the needs of empty-headed, pro-royal sycophants? I mean, where's the outrage! :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Doug Chadwick Date: 05 May 23 - 05:34 PM Perhaps some of the £100 million is being spent on Portaloos. DC |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 05 May 23 - 05:26 PM I should like to ask a practical question. All these thousands of people camping out in tents on the Mall. So what if you need a wee, esp. if you are of the female persuasion? And what about if you need to take a shit? Huh? How does it work? |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Charmion Date: 05 May 23 - 01:40 PM It’s a non-event to most Canadians, too. Today’s locker-room gathering at the YMCA concluded that only a fool would watch it live, unless she found herself wide awake and unable to go back to sleep at zero dark thirty. If there are souvenir mugs, I have yet to see one. Plastic flags ditto. As for swearing an oath at the telly — HAHAHAHAHA! |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Backwoodsman Date: 05 May 23 - 07:53 AM Here ya go Dave… |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 05 May 23 - 07:38 AM I take it that everyone has heard our new national anthem by now, courtesy of Celtic football fans. Just google "You can shove your coronation up your a...". It's a beautiful rendition! |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Dave the Gnome Date: 05 May 23 - 03:57 AM I'm looking forward to swearing at the King. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: JennieG Date: 05 May 23 - 12:51 AM I'm interested to see the clothes and the trinkets.....they have some nice trinkets. The whole religious pageantry doesn't do much for me, though, not being of a religious bent. I have read that the new queenie does not have pierced ears. This means that most of the earrings in the royal jewellery vaults cannot be worn by her, so I would like to offer my serves as Chief Pierced Earring Wearer. Especially of the green ones. Emeralds are my birth stone, and I am quite fond of green. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 04 May 23 - 06:04 PM What coronation? Many Australians don’t know when it’s on and few seem inclined to recite the oath |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 04 May 23 - 06:00 PM 'tis underwhelming, here, too. The archbishop's comment about standing in one's living room chanting, hand to heart, has led to risible comments & a journalist mentioned the bloke to be crowned has said it wasn't his idea. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 04 May 23 - 04:39 PM Maybe we're all too busy going to food banks. |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Doug Chadwick Date: 04 May 23 - 02:31 PM There doesn't seem to be anything on here about The Coronation There was a thread on the coronation but all the posts were moved to the "BS: Brexit & other UK political topics - 2" thread. DC |
Subject: RE: BS: The Coronation From: Steve Shaw Date: 04 May 23 - 01:15 PM Well we're celebrating it at our Memory Café tomorrow! I'm going with the flow and zippin' me lip, with the proviso that I will not singing the Anthem nor waving a plastic flag (actually, I picked one up in Poundland this afternoon and waved it at Mrs Steve. She was less than impressed...) I hasten to add that I didn't buy it. I've suggested to Mrs Steve that we avoid the whole shenanigans by having three duvet days. She was even less impressed... |
Subject: BS: The Coronation From: Senoufou Date: 04 May 23 - 01:03 PM There doesn't seem to be anything on here about The Coronation. To be honest, that's quite a good thing, because I'm already bored stiff about this bloomin' event. We definitely aren't going to watch it on TV, and the idea of pledging allegiance to The King during the service made me giggle. Have 'they' secretly put cameras in all our living rooms? We'll probably go out somewhere, but will all the supermarkets etc be closed on Saturday? Hope not! Anyone else feeling grumpy about The Coronation, or am I the only one? |