Lyr Add: Bothy Bathroom Ballad

Subject: Lyr Add: Bothy Bathroom Ballad
From: GUEST,Graham Dixon
Date: 16 Oct 23 - 07:12 AM

BOTHY BATHROOM BALLAD

Words & Music – Graham Dixon – (Trouble at’ Mill)
If you’re feeling art- farty on a Sunday
With the need to go and have a sing or play
Take your guitar in your hand
And head out for the sand
Along the road that goes out Southport way

If your farty isn’t arty but it’s clarty
You’re going to wish you’d gone before you came
Once you’ve got there it’s too late
You’ll just have to cogitate
Because it’s difficult to know just who’s to blame

The folkies their they make you feel real welcome
There’s Clive and Chris and Peter and Siobhan
There’s plenty room to park the car
And real ale behind the bar
Trouble is you’ve got to stand up to perform

It’s a real eclectic mix, all types of music
There’s jigs and reels and folk and rock and blues
Whatever you want to play
It’sbound to be OK
Just make sure you don’t want to do your number twos

Because you can’t have a crap at The Bothy
So squeeze your cheeks and hold it in your vent
There’s nowhere to shit
When you want to have a shit
Cause they’ve oly got urinals in the gens
Bum bum

Song can be heard here Bothy Bathroom Ballad

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