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MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3

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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 04:44 PM

Hands down Rap got the last post on the resurrected MOAB thread.
What parodies and poetries
of the thread are dead and
lost forever to never
be seen again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 09:31 PM

Turns out that putting all the Trump post eggs in one basket was a bad idea. History is written by the winners. Destroying counter histories is part of that process.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 09:55 PM

It turns out the daughter of the King of BS, Ivanka, suffered injuries from a malfunctioning court X-ray security machine. The 'extruded plastic implants' in her nose face and breasts de-adhered and sagged from the overheated radiation. An emergency plastic surgery procedure will try to reverse the accident to change the result that resembles Rosie O'Donnell.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 23 - 09:36 AM

PS the PM feature is disabled for me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 23 - 03:16 PM

I did not know that about Roseanne.

MOAB has been a sanctuary for the biggest whoppers as well as the deepest truths, art, and confessions.
In the last 5 to 8 years the police and federal government have used a technology called Stingray made by Harris Corporation and its clandestine use has been reported in the WSJ. It can be handheld, driven around, or fly high by drone over populations that have cell phone use. It acts like a cell tower that takes everything without permission. Untold numbers of immigrants have been located and all their data collected. It has also been used to collect all the data of protesters like the women's march after the Trump inauguration. What is wrong with this practice is that a search warrant is not requested to take all of the data. Its like the 4th amendment has disappeared.

Many aspects of our current information crises are covered in the documentary 'Web of Make Believe', death lies & the internet.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 23 - 04:18 PM

btw transmogrification is seldom seen on Mudcat. The Republican party has also undergone a transmogrification.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 23 - 07:03 AM

Is it only below the line that is torn asunder?


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Subject: RE: DECLUTTER * Health/Home Ecologic-Innovation *2023
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 23 - 07:27 AM

There is a health innovation that is prone to AI discovery that is too complex for the human mind. It is the folding of proteins in our cells that are governed by our genes. The errors in the shape of proteins are relatively many and either correct themselves or sends cells into self-destruct mode. There are hundreds of disorders and disease systems that can result from misshapen proteins. Some may make you feel like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed and others can cause retinitis pigmentosa or dementia. We did reverse a couple malformed proteins and restored vision in mice but doing so for humans and the hundreds of cooperating genes is well in the future.

We used to crowd source computer space to solve protein problems but AI may speed up this process. Put a pin in it.


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Subject: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 10:06 AM

The original Mother of all BS threads had 59238 posts when it expired, and many thousands more lost in a couple of major Mudcat crashes.

The MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] has a puny (but poetic) 3636 posts. It has died the death of a thousand 500 codes, kept from dropping off the bottom of the page solely with infusions of posts transferred there by moderation.

This thread is one that will look at some of the historic original posts. Because you can see them if you know where to look - the original folks who posted there all have post histories that include their MOAB posts, even if you can't open the thread itself. So posting links to a few of the original participants will help revisit MOM's glory days, when Tweed and Khandu and Amos and Bee-dubya-ell and others dropped in to tell stories and share poetry.

I'll move over a couple of the last posts from the [annex] thread to see if we can give this one some legs to run with, so this "first" post will probably drop down the list some.


How's this for a little Mudelf magic? There are posts from the original MOM thread! ---mudelf


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 05:23 PM

There's an error message on the MOAB/annex thread, so the BS will have to live here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 07:31 PM

I tried pushing a message over into the MOAB annex to point people back here, but it seems to have vanished in the ether.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Nov 23 - 11:53 AM

If you want to pick a comedian to suggest is a transmogrification for Ivanka, Rosie O'Donnell isn't the one. I'd suggest using Rosanne Barr who actually hangs out with the family and/or their attorneys.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 03:09 PM

I guess this means that
we can't post to the annex thread any more?
Then where will all the current BS go?


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 19 Nov 23 - 08:33 AM

> The Republican party has also undergone a transmogrification.

If so, it's got the Greebo nature. Repeat-by: tickle it under the chin, then check whether your arm is still attached.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 23 - 08:32 PM

Good News! The warships of the fleet of the Galactic Overlord have been determined to be ensnared in the Galactic Web! This is not expected to last long.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 23 - 09:44 AM

Aw, a cute li’l baby girl!


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 23 - 04:31 AM

Aw, snoogie-woogie li’l woogums! You are just like your granny-wanny, always drinking from a bottle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 23 - 10:09 AM

THE NEW OIL


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 23 - 08:07 PM

Remember the asteroid movie Armageddon, here is a comet with a dust eruption. poof


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Nov 23 - 04:35 PM

The harder the powers that be fight your FOIA request the more they have to hide.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Nov 23 - 07:10 PM

In the war against tolerance Joe posted that he can not understand why Stilly would allow me to post ideas and history. Well when it comes to my notes on Rachel Maddow's podcast Prequel she deletes them on the grounds they are off topic philosophy.
So check out Rachel Maddow podcasts on your own to expand your sense of history.

Joe goes on to say my head is up my ass but I still believe that when history is being changed or deleted by agenda, you should know the history that is being attacked and why.


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Subject: RE: BS: New news *not* about the virus
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Nov 23 - 08:47 AM

I will name the iceberg Donueland and charge fees for tourists on the mystery cruise. It is spring and summer for the iceberg and it should last until winter when a second season is possible. Icebergs melt from the bottom up at a millimeter a second. At 1000 feet thick it could really last a long time. With any luck, I hope it eventually docks in the Seychelles but Australia is possible. Comon down and beat the heat of global warming.
Up here this is the winter for discount tents so bring your tent and money for the improv restaurants via flights from South Africa.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 23 - 09:08 AM

Mom? I’ll be home for supper. I’d like some of your famous barbecued chicken gizzards, please.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 23 - 08:23 PM

I’m home, mom. Even te 92mph wind and 30+ foot waves didn’t get me! And I defended your honor against a scurrilous troll! He called a you a ¥£[<>§§&$@! In twelfth century Norwegian and I just couldn’t let that slide! Anyway, he’s a 30 meter high boulder now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Dec 23 - 08:00 PM

I still can't get used to seeing a MOAB thread with so few posts in it.
Glad to hear that Rapparee is safely home and hungry as ever.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 23 - 10:14 PM

If you don't know, I fell outside my room in a hotel in Oslo, Norway. I have a REAL shiner of a black eye and my glasses frame cut a slit just below my right eyebrow. It's quite a mess and yes, there was a decent amount of blood shed (some of it got on the cover the book I had just purchased). When I finally got up I located the things I'd been carrying and got into the room, from which I called my wife. I went to the front desk and reported the incident. I chose not to go to the doctor/hospital/ambulance/etc.

When I got back home I made an appointment with my ophthalmologist and primary care medico. The latter I saw yesterday (also about a cold I have contracted) and the former today.

Apart from being achy and have an "eye area bruise" that's a real beauty, I'm just a bit vertiginous now and then. Yesterday the PCP told me to take the cough medicine and be VERY careful for a while when walking, etc. The eye doctor told me that I was "damend lucky" because apart from "giving your eye a shaking up there isn't anything I can see that's wrong." Of course, both said the come quickly or even go to the ER/AE if problems develop, stuff like flashes of light, which can indicate a detached retina. Stuff I don't want to have.

Anyway, that's the run down on my injury. The fall occurred last Sunday, five days ago.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Dec 23 - 02:11 PM

Sorry that happened to you, Rapparee.
I had a fall last month, still nursing a hurt knee from it.
The worst part was the shock.
I was lucky that that was the worst of it.

Do what the doctor tells you, and feel better soon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 23 - 05:29 AM

I hope steps were not involved. They can be a menace.
You could tell the Legion you had a knockdown drag-out bar room fight
over beer brands.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 23 - 08:05 PM

It gets worse. Pat (my wife) went to the ER Saturday. Testing showed COVID, rhinovirus, and a couple other things. She asked to go. This is her third COVID case, she has residuals from the first two. She is taking I don’t know how many medicines right now. I’m trying to hold it all together until she’s at least a little better. She is, however, at home this time.

I told the Legion I got the eye fighting with a troll.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 23 - 05:45 AM

Idaho attacked by unknown particles WOW


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 23 - 09:49 AM

These high energy particles are evidenced in our visual spectrum.
I have felt invisible soundwaves of the deepest grand organ pipes on stage that one could feel in the lungs chest and tissues but in Maryland, I was exposed to an even deeper vibration that caused all my bones to vibrate in a manner unlike sound waves.
Horatio, there are stranger things...


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Dec 23 - 10:25 AM

Kyoto / Idaho - easily confused with each other.

(Great photo that makes absolutely no sense but it is from NASA.)


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Subject: RE: DECLUTTER * Health/Home Ecologic-Innovation *2023
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 23 - 12:23 PM

A carbon sink absorbs carbon back into the soil. There are ground rocks that can be spread over agricultural soil around the world that can accomplish this reabsorption.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 23 - 08:18 PM

Why would I want a carbon sink? It’s hard enough to keep the one I have clean.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 23 - 09:11 AM

There are several 'To Catch a Smuggler' shows. The detection seems to be done primarily by trained dogs and Xrays. Cartels might be interested in a workaround for those 2 challenges.

Unlike enzymatic formulas that work slowly and leave odors behind, Pooph dismantles odors on a molecular level to eliminate them at the source --turning any organic odor into clean fresh air. It's as if the odor was never there! And as powerful as it is Pooph is safe for people, pets, your home, and the planet.

That leaves X-ray detection unless a product is changed to be the same density and specific gravity as the medium it is inside. Instead of dense hard bricks, a foam version of the product could render it invisible.
They would have to trade more volume for the same old dense quantity
Shhh, don't tell the criminals.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 23 - 08:28 PM

Make the shipping container out of the same material being smuggled. For instance, a suitcase made of diamond would have the same density at the diamonds being smuggled and therefore the smuggled diamonds would be undetectable on an x-ray.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 23 - 09:06 PM

Mom! Please stay away from that awful Trump thread. You know what sort of stinker he is.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 23 - 08:11 PM

It was terrible awful.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Dec 23 - 12:20 AM

I watched my favorite holiday special David Zeiger documentary feature 'Sir! No Sir!'
It might be described as a therapeutic film, since it seeks to cure some small part of America's amnesia regarding our veterans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 23 - 08:25 PM

I think I’ll channel Amos for a while.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 23 - 10:41 AM

Amos says, “Can I have you for steak and follies the evening of Friday the 1st, or do you need to stay with
the Corps?”


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 23 - 10:58 AM

Only if Spaw and son can attend too. A father and son reunion is only a poet away.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Dec 23 - 07:52 PM

Gluon's skills are needed. NASA can't open the container with asteroid pieces.

It's Been 2 Months. Why Can't NASA Open the Asteroid Sample Container?
The space agency is having to develop new tools to crack open the canister containing bits from asteroid Bennu.

Wouldn't you know it. The lid is stuck on the jar.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 23 - 08:47 PM

Perhaps some things are better left unopened. Gluon could help but I haven't had that critter humping my leg for a coon's age.

Oops, I spoke too soon. The duckdog is baaaaack.


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 23 - 09:10 PM

sleepy time song


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 23 - 07:59 PM

DAMMIT Gluon! Go hump someone else's leg right now. I've got to go get the mail...M-A-I-L, not M-A-L-E. NASA's get problems with that asteroid can. Maybe if you get inside you can open it from there?


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter Might makes Right
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Dec 23 - 06:20 AM

Every man wants to be a MAGA, MAGA man
To have the kind of weapon always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Workouts in the militia, muscles grow
You can best believe me, he's a MAGA man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
MAGA MAGA man ( yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA man (I gotta be a MAGA man)
MAGA MAGA man (yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA (oowh)
MAGA MAGA man (yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA maN

Body (baby), it's so good, my body (heey)
You can tell a MAGA, he has a funky walk
His western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
Call him Mister Ego, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a MAGA man
He likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
MAGA MAGA man ( yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA man (I gotta be a MAGA man)
MAGA MAGA man (yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA (oowh)
MAGA MAGA man (yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA maN

To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Possess the strength of confidence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a MAGA man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
MAGA MAGA man (macho man, yeah)
I gotta be a MAGA man (I gotta be a)
MAGA MAGA man (mucho, mucho, macho man)
I've got to be a MAGA! (Dig the hair on my chest)
MAGA MAGA man (see my big thick mustache)
I gotta be a MAGA man (all right, I gotta be a)
MAGAS MAGA man (mucho, mucho, macho man)
I've got to be a MAGA! (Dig broad shoulders, yeah)
Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I gotta be a MAGA man (talking about)
MAGA MAGA man (mucho, mucho, macho man)
I gotta be a MAGA (hey)
I gotta be a MAGA man
(I gotta be a mucho mucho, macho MAGA man)
(Alright, I said I'm a man, yeah!


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 23 - 08:50 PM

Amos once said to me, “ You certainly jumped some vortices there,”


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Dec 23 - 11:13 AM

Tornados in volcanos foreshadow feasts in Barbados
Nature's air fryer roasts birds with divine fires
but burnin human vermin with cumin tastes like tires


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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 23 - 05:03 PM

As I once and more said to Amos,


       Let Sporus tremble—"What? that thing of silk,
Sporus, that mere white curd of ass's milk?
Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?"
Yet let me flap this bug with gilded wings,
This painted child of dirt that stinks and stings;
Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,
Yet wit ne'er tastes, and beauty ne'r enjoys,
So well-bred spaniels civilly delight
In mumbling of the game they dare not bite.
Eternal smiles his emptiness betray,
As shallow streams run dimpling all the way.
Whether in florid impotence he speaks,
And, as the prompter breathes, the puppet squeaks;
Or at the ear of Eve, familiar toad,
Half froth, half venom, spits himself abroad,
In puns, or politics, or tales, or lies,
Or spite, or smut, or rhymes, or blasphemies.
His wit all see-saw, between that and this ,
Now high, now low, now Master up, now Miss,
And he himself one vile antithesis.
Amphibious thing! that acting either part,
The trifling head, or the corrupted heart,
Fop at the toilet, flatt'rer at the board,
Now trips a lady, and now struts a lord.
Eve's tempter thus the rabbins have express'd,
A cherub's face, a reptile all the rest;
Beauty that shocks you, parts that none will trust,
Wit that can creep, and pride that licks the dust.


And which I now dedicate to a certain Don Juan in Florida.


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