MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Eiseley
Date: 14 Mar 25 - 01:16 PM

Okay, I'm back. :)

Subject: FREE ADVICE WORTH THE PRICE
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 25 - 07:01 AM

Don't take any wooden nickels, don't bet on the Jets and don't hire Trump or Elon to do anything.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 08:32 PM

It's a full lunar eclipse here tonight
and the full moon is still big and bright

Subject: RE: MOAB's Dancing in the Moonlight
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 08:17 PM

We get fired almost every night
When the email's big and bright
It's an illegal move that's a fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight

[Verse 2]
Everybody here is out of sight
We can't work but we will fight
We protest right, and keep it tight
Everybody's freakinging in the moonlight

[Chorus]
Freaking in the moonlight
When the email's big and bright
It's an illegal move that's a fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight

[Verse 3]
We do our job and never gripe
You can't work and stay uptight
It's an illegal move that's a fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight


[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1]
We get fired almost every night
When that moon is big and bright
It's a supernatural fright
Everybody's freaking in the moonlight

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 01:35 PM

The Canadian assassination team of Jim Carey, Martin Short, Mike Meyers, and Eugene Levy are on a mission to save Canada by the only means they know how. They have been known to have killed numerous audiences.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 25 - 07:43 AM

The revenge and malice crusade is going back 10 years to punish a law firm that cleaned Trump's clock in court. By year two, he will get the kids who bullied him in his brief military school stay; by year 4, he may finally get the kid who did not pick him to play ball on his team.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 02:19 PM

THEN: Have you no decency sir?...followed by embarrassed silence.
NOW: Have you no decency sir?...Fuck no, never have. Look at me and then look at you. You are a mealy-mouthed mouse and I am King.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 08:28 AM

Has anyone else noticed that Vladimir Putin looks more and more like Elmer Fudd?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 08:22 AM

To implement a strategy to destroy America’s credibility, economy, and goodwill around the world, the new Truth Reinvention Administration has had a great deal of success rewriting history, bios, data, budgets, culture, and record-keeping. Uberfeurer Stephen Miller claims it is a vast improvement compared to propaganda minister Goebbles, but everyone knows that he is lying.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 08:03 AM

Who said: I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change."


















Dan Quayle

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 25 - 07:31 AM

After warning for 15 years about a coming war on the institutions of the US, we are in the beat up drag out fight for the life of a government for and by the people. We are living the evidence I could not previously disclose with absolute certainty. It certainly exists today. I've looked at politics from both sides now and to some extent both sides are as guilty as hell.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 25 - 06:20 PM

Greenland's indigenous people are sore at Denmark right now over secret involuntary birth control. https://apnews.com/article/greenland-forced-contraception-lawsuit-compensation-denmark-539ef9e1e4ecd007dd34b2a024ecb0fa However they welcome many millions of dollars in entitlements. This leads to many welcoming US money.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 25 - 07:55 AM

Warm up.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 10:20 PM

Okay, I’m back.

Subject: RE: Patrioptic slogans
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 09:55 AM

Darn tootin I'm rootin for Putin
Billionaires know best
The only good immigrant is a dead immigrant
Rename the Gulf of America to The Golf of America
Make Greenland a free land. Invade Today.
Be all that you can be. Join the Trump America Army

Subject: RE: THE NEW PATRIOPTIC SLOGANS
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 09:18 AM

I'm sticking with the new Soviet Union
Unlike some people Putin says thank you
Europe: Your ancestors left for a reason
Watch out for Canada the quiet one we didn't suspect
Uncle Sam says I want you to cut dictators some slack
Support North Korea. Dennis Rodman was right
Stand up to Democracy
Real patriots are pardoned

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 25 - 05:48 AM

Trump has established a cryptocurrency reserve. A Beanie Baby reserve may be next. He calls it a Fort Knox for crypto.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Mar 25 - 08:01 PM

No more bio diversity. Mother nature will be merit based only.

Subject: RE: MAGA 's family gift
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Mar 25 - 05:32 PM

"Honey, whats this baggie behind the empty egg carton in the fridge".
I dunno, smell it.
'It smells like shit'
Oh, that's some of the raw ignorance from the White House we got in the mail.
"I think its gone bad.
It never was good to begin with, but it is fresh.
"What are we supposed to do with it?"
Its supposed to help us forget the small disturbance in the Trump transition.
"Honey, whats this baggie behind the empty egg carton in the fridge?".

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Mar 25 - 01:00 PM

The predictions of Nostrilanus have been unsealed after being unearthed in the catacombs of Paris:

There the sindaco will open the city’s arms to the wind bearers,
Asking the inhabitants to breathe their air from metal vessels
Political rectitudo and leftist placitis infectas
Will reveal a cavalcade of coffins of those dying in hospitium

It will then descend on the city founded by those who fled Bastan,
Where people live like sea birds secured by osier and wattle,
And where the Silk Road ended on the land of Deecee,
Thereafter the valley of monuments and Clovis, the Hopi awake

The Empire of the Maganaut, where the proud cock crows,
Where a cloud-touching white tower will watch as a lonely sentinel
On empty thoroughfares, where the fake god with cryptic smile,
Will wonder at the fate of quick food with tribus stellae,

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Mar 25 - 01:19 PM

red moon over Italy

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 25 - 02:59 PM

Currently it’s 6°F, with a feels like of -9°F. The landscape is flagged lack spruce atop snow as far as Lucan see. The trees vanish at the beach of Hudson’s Bay, however. No growlars, pizzly bears, or polars sighted yet today.

Subject: RE: Convicted felon US 47th President/ Musk Coup
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 25 - 06:53 AM

Perhaps Elon gated Musk should wear a suit and not that Chairman Mao Tse Tung hat and belly-button-revealing T-shirt.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 25 - 06:33 AM

Deputy forensic examiner Barnard Fyfe announced Gene Hackman died 10 days ago based on decomposition and pacemaker data.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Feb 25 - 06:28 AM

My second cousin, his wife, and their dog died of a final destination mystery.
They are survived by one dog.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 25 - 07:39 PM

Sometimes, a weakened and feeble Joe Biden reminds me of Paul von Hindenberg, who made Hitler possible. The total control by Hitler was enabled by blaming the Capitol building being burned down by Hitler's enemies, be they communists or ethnic minorities he hated, as well as the Night of the Long Knives, which put all of the army under his control and started his personal loyalty oath. This violent act normalized lawlessness to the extreme.

The Hitler prison camps were then built for the dissenters. Trump has made a Month of the Long Firings but not long knives. To cleanse every democrat from the army or society would require a claim of an insurrection by the libs, blacks, illegal aliens,
or others, which could lead to a purge of Trump's enemies. It would be easy to interpret a legal challenge as a conspiracy and coup against Trump, just as Adolf did.

On the bright side, anti-Trump protests could be far too large for anyone to fall for another big lie.

Hitler ran on the slogan of 'bread & freedom'. What would Trump run on now, eggs & freedom?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 25 - 03:39 PM

The Pentagon may be working on the invasion of Canada. It appears the tip of the spear will come from the west from southernmost Alaska and Washington. By the time Calgary falls, the east will be the next target by the next summer. Fortunately, Trump will feel he has more prowess than his generals and invade Toronto, so by mid-winter on their way to Ottawa, the US troops will freeze like Germans in Russia.
US tanks and trucks will run out of fuel due to the thousands of brave Canadian hosers sucking up all the fuel.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Feb 25 - 03:25 PM

Yes, but some of the surplusage from other threads gets moved over here. This appears to have been mis-applied.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 26 Feb 25 - 01:27 PM

(*ahem*) Dear MudElf: We seem to be suffering (!) from thread drift. Should much of the above be refiled under Convicted Felon?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 22 Feb 25 - 05:56 PM

Can anyone verify whether or not the Oik-in-Chief has caused a photo to circulate of himself wearing a crown? there's modest. If a laurel wreath was enough for the Caesars ....

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Feb 25 - 05:07 PM

The Sith, Empire, and the First Order have united against the democratic Republic and have vowed to wipe the resistance from the galaxy once and for all.
Supreme King Trump has ordered his military dreadnaught to incinerate the Democrats, destroy their transports, and communication media, and obliterate their infrastructure. You rebel scum will be wiped from existence. You will get no First Order funding assistance... hello... can they hear me? Yes my magnificence, but they are not responding.
King Trump then fires his communication assistant.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 22 Feb 25 - 09:23 AM

> high tech cyber comedian

That's more-or-less a tautology for certain parts of the coding trade.* I used to use the facility (affliction?) as part of the education-through-humour method: a jest helps things stick in the mind, even if only because they stick in the throat. For two jobs running, I ended up as Departmental Pun Slinger; these days, I perpetrate filk.

* I've given up attempting to correct people who think "hacker" means "scum". Grrr (*sigh*).

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 25 - 08:39 PM

If it’s DNI and you DIA, you might be DOA when caught.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 25 - 06:52 PM

I bet there is a niche for a high tech cyber comedian like MaJoc the Filk.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 21 Feb 25 - 12:04 PM

Either way, there's trouble:

DNI: Do Not Install.
DIA: Do It Anyway.

Subject: RE: Kennedy Center bomb threats
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 25 - 06:13 AM

Bomb threats hit the Chinese Dance Troupe at Kennedy Center from MAGA fans. More bomb threats are at future venues for the group.

Cancelations increase... https://deadline.com/2025/02/gay-mens-chorus-dc-reacts-canceled-kennedy-center-show-1236296600/

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 25 - 06:18 PM

opps I meant DIA. Defense Intelligence Agency.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 25 - 06:14 PM

There is a possibility that when Elon's snot-nose cyber brigade try to enter the Pentagon or gain access to black budgets, the DNI could arrest them for espionage.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 25 - 12:29 PM

If you are unable to be bold with imagination why have imagination at all?

answer: If the person is extremely cruel, a bold imagination can produce a Hitler or Trump.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 25 - 12:23 PM

Time to most people is a clock wise flow. Some people treat time like a resource. Physicists see time as a dimension and a few see time as a field like gravity that is altered by mass.
Suppose there is a way to alter time by technology which also affects space. A million years from now is more than enough 'time' to make that discovery. It seems to me some UFOs use an altered time drive to make such anti-inertial turns at high speed.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 19 Feb 25 - 06:25 AM

> WTF is up with all the plane crashes after a
> 16-year safety record?

It could just be pure random chance: disasters tend to clump. If you could set your clock or calendar by the occurences of random events, they wouldn't be random. Humans have this endearing tendency to see correlations and assume there must be a causal relationship.

That said, if things are just beginning to fall over, and problems happen on Turnip's watch, it's awfully tempting ....

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: gillymor
Date: 19 Feb 25 - 05:12 AM

Good to know that you were just making a tasteless joke, Don.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 25 - 12:16 AM

WTF is up with all the plane crashes after a 16-year safety record? Trump has only fired 200 FAA employees. And no, I did not actually place an online bet. I don't gamble with money. Risk is another matter.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Feb 25 - 04:54 PM

It's really difficult to pay attention to MOAB these days with the MOAB right now is the Trump administration. But keep up the good work.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 25 - 04:46 PM

EUREKA Just as a small amount of matter can produce an enormous amount of energy, inside the center of a black hole a small amount of compressed energy can produce a stupendous amount of space.

Inside a black hole, matter is shredded into fundamental quarks and the increasing energy spawns more quarks until the pressure and temperature produce a quark thermonuclear explosion compressing the energy into a sigularity where the remarkable transformation of energy to space goes into either: our universe expansion, a parralel universe, higher dimension, wormhole, or a new universe. This is not Hawking radiation, this is Donuel radiation of space or as we call it today, the dark energy expansion acceleration of space.

As more black holes are created the more newly transformed space is produced creating an increased acceleration.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Feb 25 - 03:15 PM

It looks like a trailer park to me. It's California, so it is a bit upscale, like a gilded dandelion.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 18 Feb 25 - 06:49 AM

.... Ooooh: the first thing I thought on seeing the wood building in the foreground was "deep fake". It may or may not be AI-enhanced; it reminds me of a particular exaggerated-edges drawing style that's become popular recently, which lodges it firmly in my uncanny valley.

Bad move, NASA. I know God's colour scheme for planets isn't good enough for J Random Public, but this is an enhancement too far.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Feb 25 - 04:40 PM

Space x missile seen from California

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Feb 25 - 04:09 PM

That sounds cosmicpolitan. Vogon paperwork is tedious.

Astrophysicists have determined that dark matter is more likely to be a concentration of matter in a parallel universe in which photons can not penetrate but gravity can. Other hints are the emerging virtual particles in the quantum realm. A civilization a million years more advanced than us may have found means to cross the boundary of a parallel universe. Its behavior would be quite unlike the inertia travel we are accustomed to.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 25 - 10:22 AM

I'm UK approved! I can spend money in the UK! At long last I have a government's approval!

I'm going to put "Home Office Approved Person" in my sig blocks from now on.