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MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 04 Jun 25 - 03:23 PM Grandpa Trump's favorite song: Boy, the way Bing Crosby played golf that made his driver fade Guys like me we had it made Those were the days Didn't need abortion fate ev'rybody pulled his weight gee our Oldsmobile ran great Those were the days And you knew who you were then girls were girls and men were men Mister we could use a man like Gen'ral Jackson again People seemed to be content fifty dollars paid the rent freaks lived in a circus tent Those were the days Take a little Sunday spin go to watch the Yankees win or have yourself a lynching day where white folks wore a big grin those were the days Hair was short and skirts were long Kate Smith really sold a song I know exactly what went wrong Those were the days The Klan had a really nifty plan Everybody understands what their place is in this land Those were the days |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 04 Jun 25 - 04:53 AM This is as vile as small pox blankets |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Jun 25 - 05:58 PM Canada is ablaze and the Sahara is adrift. We're getting messages from all around that the misbehavior in this part of America has been noted by the rest of the planet. Please drop an asteroid on the property on Pennsylvania Avenue. I'll chip in to rebuild later. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 03 Jun 25 - 03:35 PM Here comes smoke to cloud the day that means that Canada is now ablaze. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 03 Jun 25 - 07:52 AM Everywhere smells like a fireplace, and the sky is a smoky grey. Wildfire in Canada means summer is on the way,.. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: MaJoC the Filk Date: 01 Jun 25 - 06:22 AM This thread is getting near That Cliff.* I humbly suggest that discussions continue in the spanking new Part 4 thread, and that some kind MudElf close this one while it's still visible. * No Shadows were harmed in the production of this message. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 31 May 25 - 04:58 PM Air is such a fluid that the Goodyear blimp is like a submarine of the sky. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 30 May 25 - 06:39 PM Randy Rainbow on Democracy |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 30 May 25 - 02:52 PM It's a holly jolly chaos dressed in lots of fear Nobody's seen, anything just like this before Bing-Bong-Bing Bing-Bong-Bing It's a holly jolly Chaos (Bing-Bong-Bing) It's the best time of the year (Bing-Bong-ing) I don't know if we'll be here So have a cup of cheer It's a holly jolly Chaos (Bing-Bong-Bing) And when you walk down the halls (Bing-Bong-Bing) Say hello to frauds you know And DOGE kids called big balls Oh ho, the camel toe Hung where you can see Somebody waits for you (Ahh) Kiss her once for me [Chorus:] Have a holly jolly Chaos (Bing-Bong-Bing) And in case you didn't hear (Bing-Bong-ing) Oh, by golly, have a holly jolly Chaos this year [Outro: Chorus] Bing-Bong-Bing-Bong Bing-ong-Bing-Bong Bing-Bong-Bing |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 30 May 25 - 06:07 AM A new climate disaster is something called a glacial collapse. The grand daddy of all glacial collapses are the badlands out west. Switzerland had one this week but had warnings with no loss of human life. There are dozens of potential glacial collapses looming. Canada is also on fire already. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: MaJoC the Filk Date: 29 May 25 - 04:38 PM Ach: UAP. My brain fart. This must be a Thursday. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: MaJoC the Filk Date: 29 May 25 - 04:29 PM Expanding UAE as "Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena" covers both cases; change the A to "Aquatic" or "Aerial" to taste, without breaking the acronym. (Info from the UFO page on Wikipedia, which helpfully adds "Not to be confused with Unidentified Submerged Object", but fails to mention United Arab Emirates.) I still get odd looks when I say that air is a fluid. ("Not to be confused with liquid", quoth Wikipedia, so ner.) |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 29 May 25 - 12:57 PM The Navy calls them fast movers. The water is said to be repelled/displaced by a USO field. Intuitively, I would expect the opposite but my intuition is often stupid. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 May 25 - 12:08 PM Technically they would be USOs or unidentified swimming objects. Or unidentified submersible objects. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 29 May 25 - 06:12 AM The UFO speeds we see are deceiving. A technology that warps space like a black hole could punch in and out of normal space, appearing to make immediate right-hand turns or travel great distances from its last location. Inside the warped field, there would be no movement or inertia. The fine tuning of bending space is phenomenal for some UAPs and different for UFOs that are triangles compared to the tic tacs. This kind of navigation is the opposite of propulsion of pushing mass. It is more like pushing space. A partial engagement of space warping would appear to be linear travel. A full punching out of normal space would be like disappearing. There is testimony that the one and only time the US went to defcon 1 was in response to a UFO - aircraft carrier interaction. When all communication was lost with the US convoy, the worst was feared. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 28 May 25 - 02:52 PM Those songs are just quick and dirty first drafts. When UFOs are tracked underwater by submarines, they are moving at 800 mph. They are commonly called fast movers or jellyfish since they are silent. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 26 May 25 - 04:57 PM Is this another Trump song? (City of New Orleans)? We need to keep them where people can find them. I'll move it later (power is out here right now, I'm on the phone via mobile Hotspot and the tablet.) |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 26 May 25 - 04:55 PM Livin in the city of New Lost Cause The idiot King , Wakes Monday morning Fifteen tweets and fifteen broken laws Three bald faced lies and twenty-five clouds forming All along the Donald's odyssey He pulls facts out of his ass And rolls along past the House, Senate, and Court Passin' orders that have no names And threatens millions of old black men And the graveyards of all the founding fathers You're mourning, America How are you? Say don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the guy who lost Medicare and Liberty And I'll be gone without Health Care when the day is done Dealin' card games in your black limo bulletproof car Three shots missed but no ones keepin' score Pass the paper bag that holds the Big Macs Feel the wheels rumblin' 'neath the floor And the sons of bitches keep bitchin And the sons of billionaires Ride their father's magic carpet made of steel Mothers with their babes asleep Are rockin' to the gentle beat And the rhythm of chaos is all they feel You're mourning, America How are you? Say don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the guy that lost Medicare and Liberty And I'll be gone without Health Care when the day is done Nighttime in the city of New Lost Cause Changing course with tariffs, goodness me Half way house, we'll be closed by morning Through the threatening darkness Rolling down to the sea But all the towns and people seem To fade into a bad dream And MAGA Nuts still ain't heard the news The Chief Justice repeats his orders The deportees might be citizens But Trump wants them singing the disappearing blues You're mourning, America How are you? Say don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the guy who lost Medicare and Liberty And I'll be gone without Health Care when the day is done |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 24 May 25 - 10:01 AM Gravity does have a LS. Wikipedia should include black holes as a source of neutrinos. Dark matter may be 5 times more abundant than our normal baryonic matter, but its gravity could be more or less abundant than just 5 times more gravitational influence, but I am not sure. My take on dark matter is that it appeared after the matter-antimatter annihilation when a billionth more regular matter was left unannihilated. Energetic radiation was the largest byproduct of the annihilation, but a certain amount of residue that still had aspects of matter with gravity was probably produced. It does not have any electromagnetic trace of light and does not seem to interact even with itself except by gravity. We have invented 3 possible particles that could be dark matter like axions, wimps or, other strange unseen mass. The sheer abundance of dark matter is what forms the filaments of the cosmos by attracting galaxies into chains and nodules. The other biggest mystery is dark energy or the acceleration of the expanding universe, or cosmological constant or the production of more spacetime. Black holes are increasing in number so I presume Black holes produce more Space in a transformation of matter into space under the most powerful forces in the universe. Beyond that I got 'nuttin'. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: MaJoC the Filk Date: 20 May 25 - 09:55 AM > How fast is gravity? If its speed weren't finite, I doubt there'd be phenomena like gravity waves; and events viewable in multiple ways ("multi-messanger astronomy" is the current buzzword) also suggest that the speed of different signals (including gravity waves) for the same event travel at light-speed to within limits set by measurement error. Nice try, though, and thanks for giving ze leetle grey cells a quick post-prandial workout. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 19 May 25 - 02:39 PM If one could quantize gravity at any distance it would be great. How fast is gravity? We have assumed it moves at light speed but gravity can escape a black hole. What if it is instantaneous like entangled particles? |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 18 May 25 - 06:22 PM Gravity varies by the distance from center of mass. To vary gravity’s pull, move away from the center of mass. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 16 May 25 - 07:31 AM If only we could quantize gravity and vary it at will. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 15 May 25 - 08:58 PM WHAT did I tell you!?!? |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 14 May 25 - 09:12 PM You git back up there where you belong! |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 12 May 25 - 12:47 PM A good way to look at a quantum wave function is to look at a still photo of lightning. Every possible path of lightning is possible as it could fork this way or that. IF you look at a point along the path of a bolt of lightning, we could say the wave function collapses at that point. That bolt still continues to go in any direction, making a different world depending on where it may go. When the bolt of lightning interacts with the world, it can be said that it becomes entangled with that world. There are many worlds working at the same time but that does not mean there are many universes. There is a reality that many universes do exist but that is beyond the many worlds working theory. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 11 May 25 - 11:10 AM Tsk, tsk. Run it through Google Translate. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: keberoxu Date: 10 May 25 - 03:53 PM Something about Rory the Leprechaun ... |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 09 May 25 - 12:28 PM Wtf was that? They say that beauty is only skin deep. It is probably the most true saying there is. If you ever get to see the most beautiful women in the world, with proportions so curvaceous and a face of wide-set eyes with silken hair framing such beauty in the eye of the beholder that it is breathtaking, but if you skin that beautiful woman, suddenly, there is not the beauty you thought because beauty is only skin deep. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 09 May 25 - 08:24 AM Agus dúirt Ruairí, Rí na Leipreachán, gur taisce náisiúnta mé do na mná tí agus gur chaith mé amach as a ríocht mé. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 07 May 25 - 04:49 PM Arrrh, ye is right the rich get richer even if their wealth stays level, as long as the poor get poorer. RIP clippy The wee people taught me that the end of the rainbow is different for any given observer. There is no single end of the rainbow except for the rare vertical rainbow. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: MaJoC the Filk Date: 07 May 25 - 10:12 AM From elsergiovolador, in the comments section on an ElReg article:
I can't decide whether this more properly qualifies as Jokes-thread fodder, but methinks it's sufficiently out-to-lunch that it belongs here. Please be kind to it, as it seems to have been spawned by the proposal documented in its parent article (on which I may or may not pass comment in another thread). |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 25 - 07:09 AM Being an excellent person I was freed by the Wee Folk and allowed back into the US. I had to pay tariffs on myself as I am considered am American National Treasure. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 25 - 01:02 PM Flying back tomorrow around noon Dublin time. I hope they let us back in the country. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 02 May 25 - 01:44 PM Here I sit, outside a pub outside Dingle, whilst the ladies go inside to find the house they rented for the next three days. Lovely roses, however. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 28 Apr 25 - 09:05 AM Besides burst a fly in a vacuum could not fly. Science of the earworm |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 28 Apr 25 - 04:51 AM Fly in a vacuum. Or in an alternate s-t continuum and let the alternatives experience the sonic booms. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 23 Apr 25 - 06:02 PM Humans, to their credit, have mastered the mass-to-energy conversion equation with explosive results. I suspect someone else has mastered the space-time conversion and substituted propulsion with space-time manipulation by means yet unknown to humans. This possible solution to UAP realities would satisfy the peculiar flight characteristics mentioned below as well as a few more. The technology of space-time travel is not without glitches. Even lightning can throw a monkey wrench into the works. UAPs have been rumored to crash, although I have never seen that. I do not buy into the notion that UAPs are a navigational danger to our aircraft. Such an event is more rare than rumored crashes of UAPs on their own. If one could manipulate space time flight they wouldn't just miss something by a mile, they could miss something by hours. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 21 Apr 25 - 08:30 PM I have a math engineering problem that seems unsolvable. How can an object sustain 5,000 G's yet create no sonic boom at speeds in excess of 6,000 mph and have no obvious display of propulsion? Data has clocked similar objects that travel at 12,000 mph at altitude yet at sea level, speed is not impeded by the water. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: keberoxu Date: 21 Apr 25 - 04:25 PM This thread is getting long! Rapparee is in Ireland when news of the pope's death comes out. That must be quite something -- a whole nation in mourning. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 20 Apr 25 - 03:33 PM Happy Easter! I hop the Easter bunny don’t bring dental cavities. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 19 Apr 25 - 04:42 PM If you have a golden pot belly, get your liver checked. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 19 Apr 25 - 12:18 PM I’m being held hostage by Wee Folk. They want my pot o’ gold. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: keberoxu Date: 18 Apr 25 - 05:00 PM I would have reported on Emperor Rapparee Imperious Rex's royal progress through the countries of Erin. But the Rap For Emperor thread is too big to load these days. And at this rate, MOAB's Daughter will soon be big enough to be one of those threads that don't load any more. Wherever Rapparee is, I hope there's good craic. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 17 Apr 25 - 03:28 PM Ah, tomorrow we’re off to (London)derry. Stopping by the Giant’s Causeway and the Bushmill factory, of course. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 16 Apr 25 - 06:22 PM cats eye nebula The El Salvador CECOT prison is open to mosquitos with dengue fever, which is 10 to 20% fatal when untreated. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 14 Apr 25 - 07:47 AM I think he is self-deporting to a country with more democracy. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: keberoxu Date: 12 Apr 25 - 07:17 PM I hope there's good "craic" wherever you are going, Rapparee. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Rapparee Date: 12 Apr 25 - 03:55 PM In a few minutes they are coming to take me somewhere. I shan’t resist. |
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Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3 From: Donuel Date: 09 Apr 25 - 08:16 AM Bon voyage. Mission Impossible 13: Mara Lago is flooded with a zone of all world leaders waiting in line to meet and greet the President. Prosthetic latex masks are prepared for 63 foreign leaders to grovel, beg, and kiss Trump's ass with an occaisional happy ending to plead for exemptions and favors regarding tariffs.?? Once the most favorable terms are publicly secured with deals too good to be true, an extreme prejudice conclusion is reached. Hollywood ending: Trump dies happier than he ever was in life. |
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