Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: JHW Date: 12 Jan 21 - 05:56 AM Well done Pete (RIP) something you will be remembered for. People may be forgotten once those who remembered them are gone but a Song is a lasting memorial. Indeed, ee how we could sing - singing for hours on end. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: cnd Date: 11 Jan 21 - 08:20 PM You can see a recording here: https://youtu.be/W7PsCsWL6Pk?t=2064 |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,clemdane you tube Date: 11 Jan 21 - 08:17 AM Has anybody got a recording of this? I recorder AJ way back in the 70's Clem |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: The Sandman Date: 29 May 20 - 02:38 AM rip Betsy, in answer to your question It is a Scottish expression developed after the habit of using newts to test the strength of whisky, rather in the way that that Mexican beer is tested using a worm. The idea is that if the newt is dead before it hits the bottom of the bottle, the whisky is strong enough. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Tattie Bogle Date: 28 May 20 - 07:09 PM The paper and comb goes on - see my post of 9th Oct 2013! Stonehaven Folk Festival still have the annual World Paper and Comb Championships (sadly no festival this year, thanks to Covid-19) - which keeps my friend and myself supplied with standard sized combs with old-fashioned toilet paper on which to play at the appropriate moment in the song: it is now almost expected of us by some in the know! A paper and comb in every bag! |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Ron Adams Date: 27 May 20 - 05:14 PM To Bugsy....thanks for that, So sorry to hear about Pete ( and I'm late yet again ! ) |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: rich-joy Date: 21 Feb 19 - 07:41 PM Always a good song in an "UGLE" (however it is spelt!!), at the end of a Folk Club night. Here is Paul Lawler's version in Darwin, NT (Oz) from the 80s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7PsCsWL6Pk It comes in as Track 10 at at 34:24 (linked in description). ENJOY! R-J (Down Under) |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Taff of the North Date: 21 Feb 19 - 04:57 PM I have just re-typed an "old" tatty copy of the song to send to my friends in a (70+) guitar group. I found this thread and enjoyed the comments. Why did I look for my old copy? Last night at the "Pot and Glass", Egglescliffe, it was the final song which everyone enjoyed and sang along to. People were singing it as they left, including a lady who seemed to have some dementia problem, good songs stay in the memory. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Tattie Bogle Date: 23 Mar 17 - 09:13 PM Yes, I had heard that too: sad news. But the song and the paper-and-comb playing goes on! |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Bugsy Date: 23 Mar 17 - 04:25 AM Sad to say Ron, Betsy (Pete Betts) is no longer with us. Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Ron Adams Date: 22 Mar 17 - 07:43 PM Hallo, Pete, Sorry, three years late in replying. Great story !! |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Guest Betsy Date: 03 Apr 14 - 07:40 PM Hiya Brian, Jeez the last time I saw ya was( I think ) in O'Kellys in Groningen. I still follow your progress and I hope you're doing well. I'll tell the Wilsons I was "talking" to ya - Good Luck Betsy. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Brian Peters Date: 02 Apr 14 - 07:45 PM Hey Betsy, so this is one of yours! I remember hearing it sung by a floor singer in a London folk club, in the company of an exile from Ashington who had recently lost her mother. By the end she was weeping. "That's just the way it was." Good job, Pete. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Bugsy Date: 02 Apr 14 - 06:23 AM My senior moments seem to be getting more frequent by the week Pete. Soon I'll be as bad as our mutual friend Fin Grabbut. CHeers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Betsy Date: 01 Apr 14 - 07:49 AM You're having a bad day Bugsy..... Pete Best was the drummer before Ringo Starr .... I cannnot complain - I have Senior moments !!!! Cheers |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Bugsy Date: 31 Mar 14 - 09:50 PM Yet another Cockup for me to apologuise for. I Must be getting old! CHeers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Betsy Fan Date: 31 Mar 14 - 06:35 PM Pete Betts hes should be Pete Best, he is the best. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Betsy Date: 31 Mar 14 - 06:27 PM Hi Bugsy, Who is going to notice "discrepancies" - and what are they in any case ?. They're just nuances which make you feel closer to a song and we all do it whether we're singing, this, that or the other. We do it to personailse it ,to make it feel comfortable , like an ould jacket or a pair of jeans and from the moment you start to perform it (any song by the way) you put YOU into the delivery to your audience whether it be to a house full or to a grandchild who needs quietening down with a little song. May I wish you lots of fun and great choruses in your "deliveries". Cheers Betsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Bugsy Date: 30 Mar 14 - 08:33 PM This is a fabulous song and one of my alltime favourites. I just looked back at my first post of the lyrics on this thread and wonder what I was "On" at the time of posting!? They're not at all the words I use when I sing it. Here's the words I use, and apologies to Pete for the discrepancies but after 20-30 years of singing them I don't think I'd be able to change them to the original. THEY DON'T WRITE THEM LIKE THAT ANY MORE (Pete Betts) Dad's drunk again and he's brought lots of men And their wives back home from the pub They've a shortage of beer but you need have no fear Bert's gone round the back door of the club Someone's playing a piano as if using a sledgehammer And crucifying 'There Goes My Heart' And there's a burst through the door, and it's Bert and what's more Hes' got the beer, so we're ready to start Chorus: And ee, how we could sing, what joy those nights would bring Singing for hours on end Once we'd found the key - oh what harmony Those boozie voices could lend "Heart of My Heart", just for a start "Walkin' My Baby Back Home" And when it comes to an end it's "let's sing it again" They don't write them like that any more Ma's in the kitchen tryin' to knock up a snack From the chicken we had this afternoon Jack says, "Where's the toilet?" Ma says, "Out the back," And by the look - not a minute too soon Then a laugh shakes the whole house, Jack's fell in the coalhouse And man, he's as drunk as a newt But with his face coloured black, he's not taken aback He sings "Mammy" and the rest follows suit Half past one in the mornin', and Dad's started yawnin' He's got to be workin' by six A bored audience is watchin' whilst Kenny is botchin' And messin' up easy card tricks Ah but it's time to go now, and Dads got the knowhow To make 'em all want to go home 'Cos when you're all full of beer the last thing you want to hear Is a tune on his paper and comb. Cheers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Betsy Date: 25 Mar 14 - 06:00 AM Hiya Ron , If you want a REALLY obscure coincidence , my Mam's sister Amy moved down from the North just before, or, during WWII as labour was urgently needed down there in Aylesbury, doing whatever, probably for the War effort - maybe agriculture. I only met her twice - sometime in the late 50's - they had a big Vauxhall with bench front sheet . Jeez we thought they were really rich. Their married surname was Osbourne. And as an aside (and because most Brit Mudcatters like reference to Whitby) her husband Tony whilst staying at whitby for a few days described it (approx.) thus " A smashing place - lavverley(sic)- but those facking shite hawks drive me crazy from morning to facking night ". It was the first time I had heard a grown-up swear whilst directly talking to me and I was astonished / flummoxed and (in private) deeply amused. Any have fun with the song Regards Pete |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST Date: 25 Mar 14 - 05:17 AM What a great song this is. I was a floor singer back in the early seventies and loved Gary & Vera. Fairly recently someone gave me a cassette copy of Pete's song.....wonderful. I now do charity fundraising for the Florence Nightingale Hospice Charity here in Aylesbury, singing in the various church, disability, OAP clubs and WI's etc. so I'll give them a dose or two of it. Not sure about the toilet bit though....might have to adapt it :o) Ron Adams. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Noreen Date: 09 Oct 13 - 08:57 PM Good thread! It's always great when the daddy of the song gets involved- thanks Pete! :) |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Tattie Bogle Date: 09 Oct 13 - 08:26 PM It has been popular with a number of singers in Scotland, including the late Maggie Cruickshank who used to sing it in our local sessions. I was also at a session in the Borders close to last Christmas, where Peter Parlane sang it: thanks to the annual Paper and Comb championships at Stonehaven Folk Festival, I just happened to have with me in my gig bag a piece of old-fashioned toilet paper and comb,so was able to accompany the final chorus appropriately! |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 08 Oct 13 - 10:09 PM Here's a blue clicky for Ralf A few video clips there of him in action - not including this one, more's the pity. Great song. Fun, but with a bit more there as well. I think funny songs need that. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Betsy Date: 08 Oct 13 - 05:01 PM You might want to catch Ralf here .... http://www.ralfweihrauch.de/Musik/They%20Don%60t.mp3 sorry I can't do the "blue clicky" Betsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Betsy Date: 08 Oct 13 - 04:58 PM The thing is about song-writing from my point of view is that you write a song for your own pleasure / amusement or to get something off your chest. I cannot tell you the amount of pleasure I have had because it has given other people pleasure. Ralf Weihrauch a well respected singer and musician in Germany wrote (above) in Jan 2000 !!! On December 23rd 2007 he wrote me a wonderful note asking me if he could record the song. Naturally I said "Yes", and we exchanged a few Emails which put us on a firm friendship footing. In one of my Emails ( I was probably a little clumsy ) and enquired how a simple little song from the North of England would transpose into a German "setting / scenario " type of thing. I hope he doesn't mind me cutting and pasting his reply ........ "I used to listen to a folk show BFBS and kept taping it on cassette. The first version I heard was from Tony Capstick and then I heard Vin Garbutt singing it. I don`t know the Scottish Version you mentioned. The more I managed to understand English accents, the more I got into the song. My family (Great Grandfather, grandfather and his brothers, my Father and uncles and most of my cousins) worked in the Coal mines here in the Ruhrgebiet. We all lived in houses that were built by the Mining Companies and look pretty much the same as the English ones, though we had the toilets inside. My father plays the accordeon and played in a dance Band for many years. Quite often on Sundays, coming back from the local football pitch, neighbours sat together in our living room, had a lot of beer and then my father took out the accordeon and they starter singing. That was also the case on birthdays in the neighbourhood and other occasions. The only difference is, that he never brought people back from the pub. We had a sort of kiosk at home and and our Cellar always was full of beer So your song describes something, which took place in my childhood in a very similar way as well. So you probably understand, why your song touches a string in my heart. I always understood it as a happy song despite all the sentimental points in it." Anyway - back to me, to this day I'm amazed how songs can cross borders like that and also go around the world without the hype of the Music Industry and it was truly a great Christmas present in 2007. I've been very privileged to derive so much pleasure and gain loads of friends from a simple little song and I hope it brings pleasure to all those who sing it - whether you're in tune or not when you sing the chorus!!! All the best to all. Betsy |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: Tradsinger Date: 07 Oct 13 - 06:23 PM I recorded this song in the duo "Two Dogs" some years ago and we named our album after the song. Top song, which I still sing regularly. Thanks, Pete. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Musket musing Date: 07 Oct 13 - 02:30 AM I was having a read through this, thinking yes, I'm sure I must have heard Vin Garbutt sing it. Then I got to the long post above that Joe repeated all those years ago. Bingo. I can close my eyes and hear Tony Capstick in The Boundary in Worksop belting it out with a gang of us stood behind him with various banjos and guitars. Thanks for the memory. |
Subject: RE: Origins: They Don't Write 'Em Like That Anymore From: GUEST,Clare Milne (nee Sullivan) Date: 06 Oct 13 - 08:24 PM Kenny in the last paragraph is Ken Gatiss. Ken is my cousin and quite a larrikin. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Dave Bryant Date: 20 Jul 04 - 04:58 AM I'm sure it was an accident, Pete, but you seem to have left out the second line of verse 2, I assume that it should be From the chicken we had this afternoon. Not Pete's mistake, Dave - Joe forgot to close a line break, and it swallowed the following line. I fixed it now. Thanks for catching the error. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Betsy Date: 19 Jul 04 - 04:47 PM Hi Joe The Login is no problem but I use 2 Email addresses - and forget what's going on, 'cos, I have another million passwords in my head.I have one at work (in Brazil where I am now ) and one at home in the 'Boro', so, to use "Betsy" with 2 different Emails doesn't seem possible, as the system quite rightly doesn't want 2 people using the same Guest name. That's how it seems anyway - I've told you most of this stuff is beyond me. I really appreciate your help though - and I'll just splodge on - providing it works. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Jul 04 - 03:17 PM Hi, Pete - I think I have it formatted about right now. Anything else I ought to change? By the way, I see from above that you're already a registered Mudcatter. Your user name is Pete Betts. If you've forgotten your password and want to log in, send me an e-mail. You don't have to be logged in to post, but it has certain advantages. All the best to you. -Joe Offer- joe@mudcat.org |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: GUEST,Betsy Date: 19 Jul 04 - 03:06 PM Cheers Joe - I don't properly know my way around these Electronic Pages and I understand there is an amount of etiquette which although unwritten , needs to be acquired by me. Thanks again. |
Subject: DT Corr: THEY DON'T WRITE 'EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE From: Joe Offer Date: 19 Jul 04 - 02:46 PM Pete Betts posted a message in another thread (click) that gave the words to this song as he wrote them. Here's his message, with some corrections on format: Thread #71681 Message #1229119 Posted By: GUEST 19-Jul-04 - 02:18 PM Thread Name: How to Correct Songs in Mudcat Database Subject: RE: How to Correct Songs in Mudcat Database
Prize Pedant - please change your handle to Prize Prick, and , Smiler demonstrating an equal level of stupidity in inferring in his / her remark that I lacked a modicum of intelligence. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Pete Betts (inactive) Date: 11 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM Phuckedivano |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Snuffy Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:29 PM I actually heard this on a Radio phone in quiz "In the song "Sylvia's Mother", what is the daughter's name?" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Pete Betts (inactive) Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:01 AM Don`t know about the comparison to Lucille,but it`s also been remarked that it's a bit like Dr.Hooks - "Sylvias Mother" or whatever the song title is. My song preceded that one. It's one of the big problems of songwriting. It's important to bounce new tunes of your mates - to ask them have they anything similar before - and almost impossible to have a tune which is absolutely unique and differs in every detail from every other song that was ever written. Still !!!! - we try. Cheers all . |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Susanne (skw) Date: 08 Nov 03 - 09:06 PM Thanks for the explanations, Pete! I hope you'll stay with Mudcat. BTW, I've only got Arthur Johnstone's recording. He is a singer in the traditional manner and though I like him enormously, not all his songs stand his style well. However, I always felt he gave this one a very pleasant, homely feel. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: GUEST,Peterr Date: 07 Nov 03 - 12:04 PM Glad I've the writer at last - I've got an old tape of Gary & Vera at Redditch many moons ago. As Pete Betts says, they made sure the audience gave the song their full attention |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: open mike Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:27 PM isn't it (wasn't it) Sheb Wooly? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Leadfingers Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:54 PM Murray. I sing Shep Wooleys rewrite of 'Lucille' and 'They Dont Sing Em' and IMHO they aint they same tune at all,though there are some similarities. And welcome to Mudcat Pete and I hope you dont mind me stealing the song from one of Vin's redordings but when you cant write them yourself you get em where ever you can. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Murray MacLeod Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:16 PM Pete, I have always been struck by the resemblance in the melody between this song and Kenny Rogers' tearjerker "Lucille". I have no doubt whatsoever that any resemblance is purely coincidental, but has anybody ever remarked on it before ? Murray |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Herga Kitty Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:06 PM Well, Mick Pearce used to do a pretty good version at Herga for about 25 years before he moved away. But then, he did come from Middlesbrough in the first place. Kitty |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: GUEST,nutty Date: 05 Nov 03 - 12:21 PM But are they upside down when you read them Pete ?? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Pete Betts (inactive) Date: 05 Nov 03 - 12:02 PM Incidentally , I should have said to you all , although Vin's is the best Version I've heard - please remember others who contributed to the song being widely sang , The first - Tony Capstick who sadly died last week, and two fine performers Gary and Vera Aspey who always gave the Chorus "Rock All" whenever they sang it. I've also got an LP of Arthur Johnson singing it but I think he gave it too much reverence. I think the song is more of a play thing and that the more fun you put into singing it the more fun you (and hopefully the audience ) get from it. Why are the l's upside down on this Site ? ( When I type the message )- confusing for a duffer like me !!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Pete Betts (inactive) Date: 05 Nov 03 - 11:10 AM To Snuffy ,Dave , Nutty & Joe, Where I live ( and probably where you live ) - the Polite and I suppose the correct phrase is "Drunk as a Lord". Round these parts there is a more common phrase "Pissed as a Newt". Incidentally - why a newt I'll never know ,we've always used it . I often sing the second phrase ( in relaxed company ) but where I need to be proper, I sing the proper words "Drunk as a newt" and I suppose it's a bit of a secret sign to my mates that I'was still thinking mischeviously. Yes - remember the Cleveland Bay very well-could tell you a million stories about it . I still live near it and on rare occasions I have a pint with Tony Vallely. Tony's Dad used to run the Pub at the time of the Folk Club and what a nice man he was to us all. The pub got redecorated and the folk club room became part of the living Quarters. The final thing - we'll find out if I'm a Member when I press the "submit message" button. Cheers to you all. Pete. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Dave Bryant Date: 05 Nov 03 - 11:01 AM In normal English usage we would usually say "Drunk as a Lord" or "Pissed as a Newt" depending on the company. I wonder if the lyrics have been cleaned up somewhat. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Snuffy Date: 04 Nov 03 - 08:18 PM Joe, The version in the DT is a translation from Pete's original English into Scots, (as sung by Arthur Johnstone from Glasgow), so it may well be a neut in Scotland. In England it is definitely a newt, and they are never sober. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They don't write em like That anymore From: Joe Offer Date: 04 Nov 03 - 07:38 PM DT CORRECTION??? - I'd guess the phrase is "drunk as a newt, right? I don't know what a "neut" is unless it's some kind of eunuch, and I can't picture a drunken newt. All the newts I've known have been quite sober. Of course, if I were suddenly to become a eunuch, I might think that a darn good reason to get drunk... -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: They dont write em like That anymore From: RoyH (Burl) Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:01 PM Hello Ralph Weirauch, I believe we have met. At an Edinburgh festival many years ago. I tried to pm you bbut you were'nt listed. Send me a pm please. Or my email reharris@ntlworld.com |
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