BS: Joke thread for 2025

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From: Bill D
Date: 22 May 25 - 11:52 AM

"The Yellow Stream" by I.P. Freely

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From: Fred
Date: 22 May 25 - 12:33 PM

Armed Heists by Robin Banks

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From: gillymor
Date: 22 May 25 - 12:49 PM

Antlers in the Trees by Who Goosed the Moose.

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From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 22 May 25 - 01:52 PM

Art and Culture by Phyllis Stein

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From: Fred
Date: 22 May 25 - 01:59 PM

Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace

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From: Fred
Date: 22 May 25 - 02:14 PM

I Like Fish by Ann chovies
Good Work by Ben Evolent
Golly Gosh by G Whizz
It's Magic by Sven Ghali
Shift Your Ass by Sheik Aleg

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From: Donuel
Date: 22 May 25 - 03:48 PM

Venereal Diseases by Dick Hertz.

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From: Fred
Date: 23 May 25 - 02:46 AM

Sea Birds by Al Batross

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From: Fred
Date: 23 May 25 - 02:57 AM

Beekeeping by A P Arry

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From: Aethelric
Date: 23 May 25 - 03:24 AM

Effective policing by Laura Nawder
Ghost stories by Hugo Furst

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From: Fred
Date: 23 May 25 - 08:18 AM

Mensa hy Gene Yuss

History Of Welsh Comedians by Dai Laffin

Hypnosis by N Trance

Thunderstorms by Wayne Dwops

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From: Fred
Date: 23 May 25 - 08:27 AM

UFO's My Ass by Frank O'Pinion

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From: Fred
Date: 23 May 25 - 10:08 AM

Cooking by Stu Potts

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From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 23 May 25 - 11:48 AM

Indecision by Willy Wontee

Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 23 May 25 - 11:57 AM

Traditional Fuels by Pete Burns

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From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 23 May 25 - 03:18 PM

Sewing and Embroidery by Fred de Needle

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From: Fred
Date: 24 May 25 - 05:59 AM

Military Tactics by Doug A. Trench

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From: Fred
Date: 24 May 25 - 06:21 AM

It's Unfair my Y Mee

That's it, I've reached bottom. Anyone knows any more, fire away.

Cheers :)
Fred

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From: Fred
Date: 24 May 25 - 06:25 AM

By not my, dummy!

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 May 25 - 03:45 PM

Fight me? by Ewen Douzami.

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From: Fred
Date: 24 May 25 - 06:09 PM

Six Of The Best by Ben Dover

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From: Mr Red
Date: 26 May 25 - 03:13 AM

Not a book, but true nominative determinism
a dance teacher, mostly Scandi social dance
Ella Sprung.

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 May 25 - 01:33 PM

Keeping House by Ella Vamess.

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From: gillymor
Date: 26 May 25 - 02:06 PM

he he

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From: Fred
Date: 26 May 25 - 06:17 PM

Crime and Punishment USA by Penny Tentiary

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From: Fred
Date: 26 May 25 - 06:28 PM

Bullfighting by Matt Adore

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From: Fred
Date: 26 May 25 - 06:35 PM

Bacteria by Mike Robes

Advantageous by Benny Fishall

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 04:29 AM

American Breakfast by Chris P Bacon

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 10:58 AM

Crap Roofing by Lee King

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From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:26 AM

The Unsigned Letter by Anne Onymous

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From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:34 AM

Is Forgery an Art Form? By Fay King

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:34 AM

Shellfire by R Tillery

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:41 AM

My Worst Journey by Helen Bach

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:44 AM

Large Snakes by Anna Conda

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:48 AM

Seaside Amusements by Penny R Cade

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:58 AM

It's A Fake by Artie Fishall

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From: gillymor
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:59 AM

Fred, you should start a book club. :')

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 12:09 PM

Truancy by Marcus Absent

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From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 12:18 PM

Gilly,

I've no time me old mate - kept hard at it by Mrs Fred. Drains, gutters, walk the dangerous beast, you know how it goes ;)

Fred

Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: Fred
Date: 27 May 25 - 05:08 PM

And one more:

Insurance by Justin Case

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From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 25 - 06:11 PM

Going to the airport is becoming a terminal illness.

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From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 25 - 06:35 PM

The presidential limousine pulls up to Air Force One. Donald Trump steps out with a small pig tucked under each arm.

As he’s about to board the plane, a Secret Service agent stops him and asks, “Sir, forgive my intrusion, but what’s with the pigs?”

Donald motions to one and says, “I got this one for Eric,” he motions to the other, “and I got this one for Don Jr.”

The secret service agent nods in approval and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”

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AIR FORCE ONE was reported to have crashed near a Nebraska farm
When the sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess he did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away, as if nothing had happened at all. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yup."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself."

"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025
From: MudGuard
Date: 27 May 25 - 11:23 PM

Back to the books:
Cheating at Sports, by Anna Bolika, Eve Nedrine and Do Ping

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 04:12 AM

Gambling by Monty Carlo

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 04:15 AM

It's A Holdup by Nick R Elastic

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 04:19 AM

Pub Crawl by Carrie Meholm

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 04:26 AM

I Love Mathematics by Adam Hup

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 06:13 AM

Tyrant Of The Potatoes by Dick Tater

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 10:58 AM

Fifty Yards To The outhouse by Willie Maykit; Forward by Betty Wont

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From: Fred
Date: 28 May 25 - 11:06 AM

Deception by Miss Lead