BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 05:06 PM

Dang, I might have known you brilliant folks would have covered that ground all to pieces! Thanks for the lead, kat laughing!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 05:00 PM

Oh, Amos, you need to do a forum search for Favourite Bumper Stickers I and II threads! Ran into the hundreds and some are absolute gems, including the one you've posted above.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,Fivensevn
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 04:58 PM

LOL Got ya all.....

When God made man.....my dear friends.....SHE was only joking!!!!!

The Blonde!!!! WOMAN!

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 04:43 PM

Thread drift: my favorite bumper sticker of all time:

Sorry, Mister, My Karma Just Ran over your Dogma

A

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 04:20 PM

Caits, have you seen DOGMA, the movie? Gotta watch out for those Last Scions, too! Wait til you see who portrays God in that one! It's great!

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: Caitrin
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 04:15 PM

Strictly a joke, there...I don't wish to offend any parents of teenagers. (One of them might smite me!)

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: Caitrin
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 04:15 PM

Hey, I have it on good authority that my mother is god, and she always uses perfect grammar. (What? You didn't know that every parent with a teenager is certain he or she is god? Where have you been?)

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 04:11 PM

Of course, LeeJ, that is what SHE leads everyone to believe. Makes it SO much easier to get on with things.

katlaughingatanotheruselessthreadhavinglifebreathedintoitbythoseofbrilliance

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:50 PM

Well, being omniscient doesn't mean being omni-compliant! Anyone who doesn't think God has a devilish streak in him should study up on Pickle History!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:40 PM

Actually, few are aware that God, although educated at some of the finest prep schools in New England and holding a Law Degree from the prestigious Harvard Law School, is only able to spell at a 4th grade level. This punches a large hole in the entire concept of an omniscient creator, though his claim to omnipresence and omnipotence apparently remains intact. This conjures up an image of God not unlike that of a bad college dorm-mate: ie a total ignoramus who is always there watching Ricky Lake while you are trying to do your Physics homework, when he's not occupied with crashing your computer or breaking your CD player.

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:53 AM

My grammar thought she was God, just before she went to meet the original.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,God
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:38 AM

Do you really think, that I have nothing better to do than to worry about the silly gramatical rules of you humans? god

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,The REAL God
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:31 AM

It's between Satan and ME, dummy. If you were really God, you'd have better grammar.
A.K.A. Joe Offer

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,Ryan
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:28 AM

You old timers are terrible, someone actually reccomended this place to me saying the frequenters were nice, friendly people, when I get here, I discover you are allowing an obnoxious fuck or two to turn you into accusatory pricks. I asked for the chords to a few songs. I do not enjoy being accused of what I have been accused of and I sure as hell did not write most of the chord requests, or the message from God. Thanks for listening

Subject: RE: BS: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,Bill Cohen
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:25 AM

Hey I'm not this god person. I asked for the chords to one damn song.

Subject: Coming Clear about all the song requests
From: GUEST,God
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 03:21 AM

Hello dwellers of the mudcafe, this is a message from God, it was none other than I, the great and powerful wizard of heaven who has been requesting all the songs, to see if you were worthy, you were doing fine until recently when you got fed up, negotiations are being made between my good friend Satan and I, pertaining to your souls. Have a great day. God