Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST Date: 17 May 05 - 09:18 AM Buzz buzz buzz That's what the honey bee does tweedley tweedley twee you know the bird says that Buzz buzz buzz goes the honey bee and tweedley tweedley twee goes the bird. Can I have my rearch grant now, please. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,MMario Date: 17 May 05 - 08:15 AM Nice to know Fred Does know his bees. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got ourselves a SWARM! gog I love that line! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,Amos Date: 16 May 05 - 07:01 PM Not only did I get an answer tot his challenge from Fred Dyer himself, who thought it very humorous, but we know have scientific validation of his early efforts: BEES EQUIPPED WITH RADAR SOLVE WAGGLE DANCE CONTROVERSY, May 14 A paper published in Nature on May 12th provides new data that resolves a long-standing scientific controversy. In the 1960s, Nobel Prize winning zoologist, Karl von Frisch, proposed that honeybees use dance (the "waggle dance") as a coded message to guide other bees to new food sources. However, some scientists did not accept von Frisch‚s theory. Using harmonic radar, scientists have now tracked the flight of bees that had attended a "waggle dance" and found that they flew straight to the vicinity of the feeding site, as predicted by von Frisch. The tracks allowed the scientists to determine how accurately bees translate the dance code into successful navigation, and showed that they correct for wind drift even when en route to destinations they have never visited before. Full story at http://www.physorg.com/news4107.html |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 01 - 11:44 AM Áine: Thanks for the reassurance that we can't chase you away from the Songbook through our exuberance to write! When you said that you felt like the tigers in the fable, running around the tree and turning themselves into butter, you had me worried. I still feel that, at least for now, I "really want to post [my] song[s]" at a rate of no more than one a day or seven in one week. After all, I don't want to "burn out" the Forum audience, either. Keep on keepin' those kids "home-larned", Áine, and I'll see ya at the next thread when you get there! Love and hugs and snogs and all that sappy stuff, Sharon P.S. – Huh? Sing out... through the crotch??? Now THERE'S a Challenge! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 21 Aug 01 - 10:52 AM Dear SharonA - Thank you, thank you, thank you!! for wanting to save my 'sanity(?)' -- which is always in question (hahahaha)... Attention SONG CHALLENGE! CATCHUP CREW -- Keep writing (for sure) and if you really want to post your song, DO IT -- but, PLEASE understand that I may not have time to immediately get your creation into the Songbook. Apart from my fulltime job as a professional domestic engineer, I homeschool two of my children -- and their needs come first, even before the Mudcat ;-) as much as I love you all. Don't worry, I've got each and every SONG CHALLENGE! thread in my personal Mudcat Tracer, so I can get to them quickly and easily when I have the time to get to them. And I promise in front of Max and everybody, I will NOT throw up my hands and run screaming from the Songbook -- it's a work of the heart, and where would I be without my heart? So, keep creating your Mudcat Songbook Masterpieces and sharing them with the world, OK? Croch suas é! (Sing Out!) -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 01 - 10:10 AM Jack: I'm writing as inspiration strikes, as well; I'm just not going to POST the results all at once. Right now I have another two songs completed, but you all are just going to have to wait to see them because Áine has asked us to slow down our rate of posting. One problem, I've learned from experience, is that each post generates MORE posts from other songwriters. If you post 12 in a day, and if others add to even half of them, that's now at least 18 songs for Áine to look at (and more if you get multiple "piggy-back" entries in each of those 6 threads). That's more than a "few" in one day... that's more like a songbook per day! And I have a feeling that Áine is going to feel obligated to review every entry (if this past weekend is any indication). Hey, the lady asked us for a break. She asked us to "keep 'em coming slowly", and that's what I'm going to do. SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 21 Aug 01 - 09:49 AM SharonA, thnk you for telling us what your intentions. Aine, I'm going to write them as the inspiration and free time hit me. That could be none or one or twelve in a day. Please review them at your leisure, or not at all as you choose. I really appreciate your input but I am not in any hurry. Why don't you wait till you get a few before reviewing? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 01 - 09:25 AM Correction! Under LEAD SINGER's third "paragraph", it should read: I loathe this vile PhD (not "hate"... this brings the line closer to the original lyric!) Thanks! See ya tomorrow! SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 01 - 09:10 AM In response to Áine's request (in SONG CHALLENGE! - parts 8 and 31, dated 18-Aug-01) that we in the "Catch-up Club" slow down our rate of posting new songs to past Challenge!s — AND in the interest of preserving Áine's sanity — I have decided to post no more than one past-Challenge! submission per day, or seven in one week. (So what if it takes me another month-and-a-half to catch up? I ain't in no race!!!) I hope that other Challenge!rs will also honor Áine's request. Remember, Áine's the one who has to read EACH of these songs, figure out which award to grant it, and add it to the "SONG CHALLENGE! Winners" page... in addition to inventing and reviewing NEW Challenge!s... in addition to having a real-time life. I for one would not like to be responsible for burning her out to the point where she throws up her hands and runs away from the SONG CHALLENGE!, screaming, and never returns. That said, here's my song for today (another in the "quirky and weird" category): 'E WRECKED A HAPPY BEE (Tune: "Eric the Half A Bee" by Monty Python; music by Eric Idle, original lyrics by Eric Idle and John Cleese) INTRO: "Take 'im away! 'E wrecked the Orchestra Leader!" ORCHESTRA LEADER: "Get this diode off me back! I am not a bee!! ...Thenkew. Ahem: A-one, two, a-one, two, three, four..." [Piano – introductory flourish] LEAD STINGER [spoken to piano accompaniment]: Laughably, entomology Must dip in fact to have hon-ey. But has a bee just got to be Nixed, affixed to antenn-ee, – Just to see If, when a bee be headed free To knot in tree and enters, she Would hated be, a naughty bee Due to some human gadgetry? – Stinging!... ALL STING: Lawd, 'e be one tool, see: 'E wrecked a happy bee. N - E - 1 - with - I's - can - C 'E wrecked a happy bee. LEAD STINGER: Is this wretch of drone stud-y Daft? A creep? Or gone nutt-y? Some geek on a walk-íe talk-íe? ALL STING: Yes! An' 'e wrecked a happy bee! ALL STING: Little di-odes on middle of she, 'E wrecked a happy bee. Oh oh oh, see see see, 'E wrecked a happy bee. LEAD STINGER: I loathe this vile PhD, Bee-searching in an SUV By tuning to her frequency, Fol-lów-ing tardily. ALL STING: Fol-lów-ing tardily. LEAD STINGER: Very tardily. VOICE: Very smart-ily? LEAD STINGER: Not "very smart-ily."? VOICE: Ah! ALL STING [quietly]: Not so smart-ily! [Ends with elaborate buzz-humming] Bzz bzz bzzzzz, bz-bz bzzzzz, Bz-bzz, bz-bzzzz, bzzzz, bzzzzzzzzz.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 17 Aug 01 - 08:28 PM Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song): Revenge of the Honey Bees by mousethief Geez, mousethief, when you're on a roll, it ain't just onion, is it? ;-) Loving your 'late-but-great' songs, my dear! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: mousethief Date: 17 Aug 01 - 06:02 PM I liked the Bee-tles thing, so here's another:
Revenge of the Honey Bees
With my glue-gun I'll tack you
All the honey
Close your eyes and just listen
All the honey
Cos the bees all left stingers
All they honey
All the honey, Copyright ©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:43 AM No doubt people who speak with great authority Would have utilised the collective term sorority But I'm grateful there are those possessed of charity Who appreciate that my keenness for sonority (thanks Amos!) Meant that I had to speak about fraternity To resolve the tension vis-a-vis "eternity" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:11 AM It's not often there comes the ocaision To write about bugs of the feminine persuasion Speak for an eternity about the bug fraternity Or with more authority about a bee sorority Whether right or wrong, Its still a funny song |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 17 Aug 01 - 04:25 AM Just in case anyone interprets my last post above as meaning that I think anyone else's reply is mundane, can I just point out that I meant MY reply would be mundane!! (In my accent, sorority also rhymes with words such as clarity, charity, hilarity, etc. Maybe I should also admit that I know bugger all about bees and had I been aware that they are - on the whole - insects of a feminine persuausion, I might not have used the collective term fraternity. In years to come when PhD scholars are compiling vast theses on the work of Mudcat parodists, iconoclasts and acolytes of the Godess Áine, this error might take up several pages of densely argued musing!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 16 Aug 01 - 06:26 PM Well, sorority rhymes with authority, Derry!! And also sonority, which is not a real word but should be! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 16 Aug 01 - 04:39 PM Mundane reply - fraternity just happens to rhyme with eternity. SharonA - yep ... going for them one at a time ... except for the few I shadowed you on over the past few days! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 16 Aug 01 - 04:01 PM Here are your re/a/wards, my dear overachievers (derrymacash and Jack the Sailor) - hahaha: To derrymacash -- The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award for warming the cockles and creating a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book with your song. And to Jack the Sailor -- The Shamrock Cluster, awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in your song. Well done, both of ya! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 16 Aug 01 - 02:06 PM Thanks MMario Yeah Bees are great. The whole "royal jelly" thing fascinates me. But I wouldn't want to be a Mr. Bee |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 16 Aug 01 - 01:31 PM Tune is Yesterday correct? Well done! Did you know bees rip the wings off the drones and throw them out of the hive in the fall so they don't have to waste honey on them? And talk about matrilineal! A male bee does not have first generation male offspring - ever - only grandsons, great grandsons, etc... Another piece of trivia - until she runs out of stored sperm ( a queen takes only 1 mating flight normally - but may mate multiple times during that flight - depending on species ) the production of female or male offspring is chosen by the queen...no guesswork - she knows what sex that egg is gonna be. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 16 Aug 01 - 01:20 PM Tracking Bees
Tracking Bees, Yes my job it is just tracking Bees
Yesterday a swarm of bees they made me run away
Where do bees all go? We don't know! Thats why we track
Tracking bees, I am making about twenty gees |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 16 Aug 01 - 12:20 PM I always thought that virgin females had convents. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 16 Aug 01 - 12:03 PM well - many of the sorority sisters at my school CLAIMED to be virgins! (Not that anybody really believed them...) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 16 Aug 01 - 11:55 AM And why would VIRGIN females have a sorority??? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 16 Aug 01 - 11:49 AM But all the workers are virgin FEMALES! Why would they have a fraternity? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: SharonA Date: 16 Aug 01 - 11:46 AM How can you have a sorority with only one queen bee, silly!?! Hmmm... what would be a good Greek Bee-Fraternity name... Beta Eta Gamma (bet I ate a leg)?? derrymacash, that's such a sad story!!! Are you going to write for all the CHALLENGE!s in order? (Don't you go gettin' sacked, now) I just figured I'd write as inspiration struck me, and check 'em off my list as I go (the right-side-of-the-brain method). |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 16 Aug 01 - 11:21 AM psssttttt! shouldn't that be sorority? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 16 Aug 01 - 11:09 AM To the tune of "The Pursuit of Farmer Michael Hayes"
I am a little honeybee |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:54 PM ********THIS CHALLENGE IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED********* Please go to SONG CHALLENGE! Part 4 by clicking here. Thanks to all CHALLENGE!RS for their submissions and let's see what you can come up with in Part 4! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: cujimmy Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:46 PM Where did "when you were sweet 16 come from then, where did the history of the song come from.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:32 PM Dear Mbo, Help is coming soon! Hang in there kid! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM Dear Shambles, Great Entry! You have been uploaded and awarded the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield for a great blues rendition! Congratulations! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:18 PM Help, folks! I need something to write about! Being creative is the only thing that can stop me from completely going insane! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: The Shambles Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:02 PM I'm a Ping bee.
Well, I'm a ping bee
Well, I'm a ping bee
I'm a ping bee
I'm a ping bee
I'm a ping bee
I'm a ping bee |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 05:36 PM A clabog for Super cladhaire, Ms A. Done. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 05:21 PM Oh, a stór, I can put up with your evil twin brother if you can put up with my evil red-headed stepsister! Le ghrá, Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 05:12 PM There's the lass I know an' love! Now as for my wicked Quebecois brother, he was a bit confused, not understanding the nature of the dynamics here on the Cat. So bear with him -- he was reallly sorta spinning out here. What he said was...roughly translated...
"Hey, chum! Is this a turning worm? OK, if it amuses you to make me look bad, just don't call on Superman the next time some slimeball attacks your vocal charms. I just don't know at all what I have done to anger you so!!! Accent "ague", accent "ague"!! (At this point he was losing it). "Help! Rescue me!...Oh, pox on this foxy vixen!!" Perhaps I should tell him to consult me before posting in the future. Friends again and aye, dear Aine. Glad you're on my side, though!! Love, A. (I hope you still are in spite of my brother's pique). |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 05:01 PM Ok, darlin' Amos, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours . . . "I don't understand you at all, dear friend. I've completely forgotten my French, and more's the pity! Perhaps I was too hard on you. I apologize, darlin'. We'll be friends again, won't we?" There ya go, A Man Of Steel! Your turn . . . -- Áine (I really was jez' kiddin' 'bout the can of whup-urú!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 04:33 PM I just hit the translate button on your charming post and it doesna do Gaelic. Trade ya!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 04:29 PM Please pay no attention to my evil twin from Quebec -- he's in town for the day and has a Gallic temper. I, on the other hand, seek always to be a gent when it is possible. So let me reassure all threaders here present that I had no intent to upstart, downplay, overshadow, cross-post, upstage, overwhelm, undermine or overshadow any of the first rate posters here, and in fact don't see the basis in my little post for a reaction of this scale! Micca answered the question correctly and I just added a small enhancement. Wherefore, then, have I been so lambasted, madam, so roundly grilled, carved, diced and served up as offal? Sigh. Woe. Ah, well, perhaps my bother is right this time. Sigh. (Wipes tear). SIGH. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 04:27 PM Ní thuigim thú ar bith, a chara chóir. Déanim dearmad ar fad ar mo Fhraincis, agus is mór an trua é! B'fheidir go raibh mé níos crua ort. Gabh mo leithscéal, a stóor. An mbeidh muid cairde le chéile arís, nach mbeidh? Le gach dea-ghuí, Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 04:09 PM Dis, donc, la copine!! C'est le ver envers, pour vrai! Alors, puisque tu la trouve amusant me faire sembler si mechant, n'cri plus pur Superman le prochaine fois qu'on t'attaque la voix! J'ne sais point qu'j'ai fait te rendre si fachee!! Accent ague, Accent ague!! Au secours! J'm'en fous de cette reynardette! Fondly, Amos |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 03:56 PM Dear Micca, Please ignore the upstart -- someone referred to him as 'Superman' on another thread as in A. M.(an) O.(f) S.(teel), and he's just a got a big head today. ;>) Give just one Golden Cow Chip to somebody and see what a showoff he becomes? Hey Amos, leave my good buddy Micca alone, or me and my homeboys, Accent Grave and Accent Acute, will circonflex your cedilla for ya!! Yea, just get up in these guys' faces and they'll open up a big box of whup-urú on ya, too! And their fadas are bigger than your tildes any day, esse!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 03:33 PM "Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose." (chose is feminine). The accents are circonflex over the e in "meme", with those little cedillas under the "c"s. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Micca Date: 04 Feb 00 - 03:27 PM Barbara the phrase is I believe "plus ca change, plus ca le meme chose" both the cs in "ca" have the squiggle below and the first e in meme has the "tiled roof" above. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 03:23 PM Leave it to you, MMario, to know (or go and research) all the 'ins and outs' of bee business!! I don't know . . . maybe that's why they call it 'MOTHER Nature' . . . -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 04 Feb 00 - 03:01 PM HEY! Do you gals realize that each and every one of those poor drones mating with the Princess (for she is not truly a Queen until fertile and laying eggs) is eviscarated by that high flying tease at the moment of completion! yeesh! Not to mention the fact that she is so selfish she doesn't even pass on his genes to her sons, only her own? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 02:57 PM Forever? Wow, that's a concept of truly transcendental proportions! I mean, prodigi>ous!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 02:52 PM Thank you for the poem, Barbara. Let us all hope the Queen Bee (toujours gai!) remains un-dioded and antennaed and doing the nasty in mid-air forever! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Barbara Date: 04 Feb 00 - 01:05 PM Oops, screwed up the last verse. It should read:
Let mares and cows, by calculating |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 01:01 PM Wow!! That's a hummmm-dinger! (Or should that be buzzzz-dinger?) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Barbara Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:58 PM Now that the dust has settled, let me share this poem with y'all, tho I think perhaps some of you already know it. I only typed about half of it, and the rest is just as good, so maybe if this thread's still around when I get back from Rainy Camp Sunday, I'll post the rest. What's the french for "The more things change, the more they stay the same? Blessings, Barbara Here's [part of] a poem written by E.B. White at least 50 years ago:
Song of the Queen Bee "The breeding of the bee," says the US Department of Agriculture bulletin on artificial insemination, "has always been handicapped by the fact that the queen mates in the air with whatever drone she encounters."
When the air is wine and the wind is free
I wish to state that I think it's great,
There's a kind of wild and glad elation
Let mares and cows, by calculating |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 04 Feb 00 - 10:03 AM Thanks for the page, Aine! I'm going to wear my award with honor...and don't worry, I'm going to make a recording of your song--but it'll have to wait till next week. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM Sorreeeee!:>) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 09:45 AM Thank goodness!! -- Á. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 09:34 AM Maybe a country western approach: "The Doctor Says To Eat Ma Honey, But Ma Honey Says No Way". We can put it on one of 'Spaw's porn sites up there next to the "Muff Diver's Lament" and "Pink Pearls For my Pickle". ANd that, dear friends, is all I'm gonna say about that. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 04 Feb 00 - 09:11 AM That's simple amos, you write a new song about it, blues by preference. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 08:33 AM I told my honey about the fulurum's advice in this hyar thread an' she said it weren't gonna happen. NOW whut do I do?? A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:58 AM I'm glad that y'all like it! I can't think of a finer group that deserves the Golden Cow Chip Award -- and I mean that in the nicest way ;-). Here's to the Song Challengers that make all the (fun) work worthwhile! Keep playing, singing, and writing! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 04 Feb 00 - 02:38 AM Yahoo!!
Thank you Aine! Ma'am, I'm, honoured to be the first female winner of this prestigious award. (come on ladies, don't make me feel so lonely, sharpen your pencils) Thank you too Aine, for all the dedication and effort in getting this up and running. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: fulurum Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:29 AM with all this talk about bees and stuff i just want to remind everybody in order to stay healthy, eat your honey. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Sorcha Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:17 AM Oh, Aine, you're a WONDER! I can't imagine trying to keep up with all the creativity that has been happenig here in the last few days! I am not a lyricist, but I can't help but wonder what has happened to the melody "Thunder Road" on this thread. Love, Sorcha |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:36 PM Dear Áine: Beautiful job!! And for a hockey night, too!! Way to go. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:30 PM Now, which cheek (and whose) should we be concentrating on here, oh Keeper? :>>)) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:41 PM ***************ATTENTION SONG CHALLENGERS***************** Check out the Brand New SONG CHALLENGE! WINNERS Page, complete with all the awards described above. I did this in a hurry (after all, it IS hockey night!), so if you would like to lodge a grievance with the Keeper of the Book concerning what award your song has been given, please feel free. **Just remember to keep your tongue firmly in cheek** Enjoy and keep playing, singing, and writing! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:13 PM You are too much, Sister Aine. You're not a Mennonite by any chance? A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:07 PM For such a new 'Mudcat Tradition' (?), the SONG CHALLENGE! has turned up a wondrous bunch of nutters (and songwriters)!! If you haven't seen it yet, I've updated the 'Additions to Mudcat Songbook' thread and announced the winners of the SC!3 contest. I've also rearranged the Songbook page to set up a special category for the SONG CHALLENGE! Winners. I've got some ideas for more changes that I'll begin work on this weekend, the Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise... ***********ANNOUNCEMENTS************ Here are the agreed prize categories for the SONG CHALLENGE! entries. Good luck to all of you! (Note: Some awards have been given out already to past winners. Songs, authors and awards to be designated in the new version of the Songbook page sometime in the near future) *************************************** Golden Cow Chip Awards are given to all winners of the SONG CHALLENGE! Contest. These permanent awards and should be displayed proudly and prominently on your mantel. There is one caveat, however. If I find out that any receiver of the Golden Cow Chip Award has used their trophy in a local (or international) cow chip tossing contest, said Chip will be confiscated immediately and awarded to another Song Challenger. The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a high level of imagination in a song. The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make me fall on the floor laughing OR short out my keyboard with tears. The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing BOTH Harp Ribbon conditions within one song. Cleigh's Blue Fume Award is given to the best blues rendition of any challenge topic. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 03 Feb 00 - 02:32 PM Struck gold this time Áine. Or at least honey.
While we're on the subject: That's from the song Arthur Askey used to perform - The Busy Buzzy Bee. Anyone have the rest of the words, because they're good. The International Lyrics Fin=der or whatever they call it doesn't even recognise that Arthur Askey ever existed - thus confirming that it's a crap site. So we should try and get it on the DT on principle. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 01:18 PM Longer I live, the more I forget, and that was one of 'em! Thanks for the rhyming definition! Come to think of it I think Mbo should write a song about Geoducks! See what kind of rhymes he comes up with! No help from Spaw! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 01:13 PM oops A goeoduck is a mighty fine thing Got a neck all long and green Fits right in to the Mollusca group Tastes real good in a creamy soup Or on the half shell, mighty fine fare, sort of a King clam somehow lost a line in transmission. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 01:13 PM only chewier |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Blackcat2 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 01:08 PM I believe it's a type of clam. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 01:07 PM A geoduck is a mighty fine thing Fits right in to the Mollusca group Tastes real good in a creamy soup Or on the half shell, mighty fine fare, sort of a King clam. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:57 PM Geoduck!!! That's it!! I can use geoduck!! With a breaker there! an' a Bear in the Air! An' a song about a Truck! So, close ma lip! You take the Chip! An' I won' give a ..Geoduck!! Boy, that's great! Scans an evvythin'!!Hot damn!! Geodu....say, what is a geoduck anyway?? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:50 PM 'Spaw, you forgot --uck, yeuch, geoduck, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:44 PM buck, duck, huck, luck, muck, puck, ruck, tuck, yuck, chuck, woodchuck, cluck, kluck, stuck, struck, moonstruck, dumbstruck, upchuck, shuck...........Anything you can use there Amos? Spaw |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:39 PM Mbo - that's hysterical! and GOOD! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:39 PM You'n me both Metchosin. I'm real worried about that Talkin' Blues! But it maybe that Mbo has blown our doors off! Who would have thought he would pull down "Convoy" as a template!! Sheeshe! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:31 PM Cleigh is more than willing to lend his name to such a prestigious award. He thinks that "Blue Fume" would somehow fit better. Feel free to write him at his website---www.assblownout.rip (Its my day for websites I guess) Spaw |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:26 PM L'il Mbo, you done it good! Damn, but that was fine! Now, who'da thunk you'd go all the way back To 1979? With a breaker there! an' a Bear in the Air! An' a song about a Truck! So, close ma lip! You take the Chip! An' I won' give a ...(...'spaw? Whut rhymes with "truck"???) A (seriously, Mbo, that was red hot! I loved it!) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:23 PM see Amos, you're jumpin' the gun, countin' your chips before the games over. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 12:13 PM Breaker one nine, this is Mother Bee I got a copy on that drone, come on in! Gosh golly gee--we got a clear cut right to Honeytown Ten four Worker Wilma thats a lot of bees Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got ourselves a SWARM! It was in the heat of the sun, we were making a run We all were loaded and haulin' Some worker bees and a couple drones with a big ol' load of pollen We were headed way back to our hive About a mile from a grassy lea I said Wilma, this here's the Mother Bee I'm gonna try and go Mach 3 Chorus: Cause we got a great big bee swarm rocking through the sky We got a great big bee swarm, don't it make you wanna cry? Come and join our bee swarm, we're headed back to our lair We're gonna buzz this great bee swarm right across the air Bee swarm! Breaker Wilma, this here's the Mother Bee You wanna back off those drones Ten four, about 6 feet or so Ten roger them drones is hittin' on the ladies again By the time we reached the sunny spot, we had 50 million bees in all There was a white van up on the grassy lea And there were humans large and small There were scientists thick as hot beeswax They even had a couple in boats I said "All trucks, it's me, the Mother Bee We're a gonna chase some white lab coats" You wanna give me a ten nine on that Wilma? Negatory Wilma, those drones are still to close Yeah those little buggers are making me mad You better back off another 6 Well we flew up that sunny sky like a storm of wind and rain We pulled our pollen baskets out and strapped 'em down again By the time we got to the forest those coats tried something new They'd brought up reinforcements from East Carolina U There's vans and cars and golf carts, and buses of purple hue Those little motes were full of coats and transmitters stuck like glue We shot ahead the whole nine yards, with a billion screaming wings And five lost icheneumons, and 8 hornets without stings Mother Bee, this here is Worker Wilma, come on Ten four Wilma, want you to move those icheneumons Way back behind the drones Remember, we live in a tree, and those ichies will eat it up We laid a path from the cityscape to our old familiar tree I saw belong a hundred coats below with kettles full of steam I said "Wilma, this here's the Mother Bee, and this ain't the time to lose So drop some pollen and make 'em sneeze--and let that honey ooze, ten four" Ten four Wilma. what's your twenty? Battle Creek? They're gonna love that honey up there for sure Well mercy sakes, good buzzy, we're gonna fly on out of here Keep the stinger on your buns and the coats off your tail We'll catch you on the flippity-flop This here's the Mother Bee on the side We gone bye bye. Hmmm...bees with transistors. Interesting idea. --Mbo, ten four |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:45 AM Ok, Aine, I just feel I have to put it on the record that right after I posted "Fred Dyer's Bees", your very next entry said: "Well, excuse me while I pick myself off of the floor! " I submit to the panel that this constitutes prima facie evidence of qualification for the Harp! :>) (How do I get into these things?? What's wrong with me? Mutter, mutter....). A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:25 AM Or does that just get a golden chip with Smoke Wreath? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:22 AM Good mornin' and thank you Aine. Now I wuz jest wonderin' ma'am if thar wuz a separate prize fer the Blues? Maybe somethin' like the "Cleigh's Blue Smoke Award"? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:28 AM And sometimes it adds a "k". Well, take the keyboard apart and clean it out -- you'll just have time to get it all fixed by class... A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:12 AM Not my fault, Amos! This stupid Mac I'm using has a wacky H key--you hit it and sometimes it gives you and H, sometimes it doesn't. I'm on a different machine now. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:06 AM Mbo, you're not getting enough sleep judging from the typos that are slipping into your posts. Why'n't you take a nap until class? :>)) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:03 AM Let's see...I have one our to go till my next class starts at 11. I gonna try to write that song between know and then! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:57 AM That would be the tan foam just over my left breast pocket? Actually that was a slip of the lip! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:53 AM Good to have these technical details out in the open...Is the Guiness Crest awarded for causing both Harp ribbon conditions within one song? Just checking, of course.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:52 AM Good to have these technical details out in the open...Is the Guiness Crest awarded for causing both Harp ribbon conditions within one song? Just checking, of course.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:50 AM Thanks, Big M. I get ashamed of myself fer gettin' stirred up. Now a shamrock cluster on a Golden Cow Chip would look purdy!! Could wear it with ma ice-cream suit for special occasions and such!! Or to cocktail parties!! "Yep, this one was the Beekeeper Song Challenge, and the gold one was fer the FIrst World Challenge...and thet bar indicates I survived the Mudcat Tavern thread of the Winter of '99. And the silver tag is for learnin to make blue clicky things. Yes, ma'a'm, it sure is a lot of medals, but ev'y one of 'em was earned honestly. Aw shucks, ma'a'm, kinda yew to say so..." (grin) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM Dear Mbo, I *knew* you'd never throw a rock at bee (even if you do call it a bug)! Can't wait to see to your 'Beez Redux' tonight. Amos and MMario, Golden Cow Chip Awards are permanent and should be displayed proudly and prominently on your mantel. The Shamrock Cluster is signatory of a high level of imagination and the Harp Ribbon (yet to be awarded) is given for being able to make me fall on the floor laughing OR short out my keyboard with tears. There is one caveat, however. If I find out that any receiver of the Golden Cow Chip Award has used their trophy in a local (or international) cow chip tossing contest, said Chip will be confiscated immediately and awarded to another Song Challenger. Clear? -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:36 AM I don't think your Golden Cow Chip gets taken away -- I think a new one just gets awarded to another deserving feller....and if you deserve another you probably get another shamrock cluster.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:18 AM Oh, man....Mbo's working on another song....durn...gosh......I jes know he's gonna get ma Golden Cow Chip...this guy is rough...gosh....durn.... . A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:10 AM Thanks, Áine. The song wasn't autobiographical at all. In fact, I'm on quite good terms with bees--I don't bother them, they don't bother me. I don't throw rocks--but I have been known to hurl pinecones to dislodge badminton birdies from tree limbs....anyway, I'm working on another song....I'll probably have it up tonight--today's my full day. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:55 AM *******************CONGRATULATIONS!!********************** To all of you BEEautiful BEEstowers of BEE songs!! Great job, everyone! Very creative AND funny, couldn't ask for more. If anyone else wants a go at it, feel free and welcome. {Mbo, Even though your song swung a little wide of topic, that's perfectly fine. Your song is a wonderful reminisence; although, I find it hard to believe that you *ever* threw a rock at anything.} -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: lloyd61 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:03 AM I'll try this for the last time...
Queen Bee, Queen Bee, I can't follow them all, Why am I spending time on this dumb thing? I can't type, spell, or think. The next questions is; why are you spending your time reading this dumb thing? O'well have fun.. lloyd61 |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: lloyd61 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 06:56 AM Some how I lost a line....
Queen Bee, Queen Bee, I can't follow them all, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: lloyd61 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 06:52 AM Where are you going, how long will you stay? I'll follow you, little sister, even if it takes all day., You will never be out of my site. I have you in toe You are tethered to me by a little electro. You see, I have been hired to spy undercover, I have been hired by your jealous Queen lover. Chorus Queen Bee, Queen Bee, There way to small The Drowns may be cheating and sneaking around But I can't follow them all, all over town I followed you up fifth, to a hot little flower, There with great passion her nectar you devoured I saw it all, my report will be brief I watch you steal her pollen, you little sister thief Then on to the next without giving much thought Have you no feelings for the damage you have wrought.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:15 AM Beeline Talkin' Blues
Well gather round Cats and I'll tell you a story
Well I got me some bees, matter fact quite a few
Well they buzzed to the east and they buzzed to west
Just then she headed back on to to the road
Then I turned north just as she turned south
I stopped the van and started to grievin'
He arrested me and he put me in jail
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM Well, a week's about half over, did you not say? I just meant for some shocks to wear off can take that long. In your case, being highly resilient and strong minded, and frequently at the mudcat Tavern, I would say less. :>)
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:36 PM A week or two? I hope it won't be that long! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:32 PM Well, don't worry about it, mate. Shocks and losses and severe upsets all have that effect -- they hang you up for days like stuck holograms, slipping in and out of the present. Known thing, so don't worry. Get your rest, keep up your chow and it'll pass in a week or so. Tho' I don't see how you managed to compose under that sort of duress! A And you can be exactly as specific as you choose, friend Mbo; no constraints from this end, anyway. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:24 PM Amos, I can't be TOO specific, but SHE hasn't been here for days! I'm losing it! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:21 PM Damn, I hate that! It's Barbry Ellen all over again -- just a failure to communicate, is what. It is so HARD to understand another person when they won't communicate, you never know which end is them and which end is you! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:16 PM I'm not sure--she just kinda faded like the Beatles on "Hey Jude." --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:13 PM Your Shangri-La?!! O, Mbo, I am sorry. Where did she go? Why? I am sure it must be a mistake. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:12 PM I know how you feel, Amos. My Shangri-La has gone away. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:09 PM Well FINE! Beee that way! :>)) Pax vobiscum, Mbo. I like your song a lot and it is much more broadly useful than mine. Mine rerquires a special brief to understand, available at no extra charge from National Public Radio, while yours applies to childhoods everywhere! So I withdraw my challenge. I'm just cranky cuz I am spending so much time _not_ working! :>)) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 11:03 PM Oh, well EXCUSE ME! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:55 PM Beeees??? Beeees??? It's not bloody BEEeees, sir!! It's SCIENtists! THAT's the topics -- it's the SCIENtists sticking the diodes on the beees, not the bees themselves!! It was on the raddio, about them enteeemuleogisters and such! With their DIodes. It's not just about BEEEs, sir! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:51 PM Um....I thought it was just songs about bees! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:44 PM Mbo, I am filing a protest with the Queen! Your song is off topic!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM I think myself a smart young man For I know a lot of things Like what those little critters are That fly round on buzzing wings Collecting pollen every day From every single flower And making honey out of it For hour after hour But they can get so bothersome A-buzzing round your head And just one little sting from them Will swell and turn you red So one morning as I roamed about Partaking in the day I tried to smash one, and the people turned to me and said Let it be! You're a thug! It's a bee, not a bug! We wouldn't survive without them! They make sugar and honey And so for your money You can have them on toast or in tea Mercy me! It isn't a bug, it's a bee! Well I started think And actually ponder About what they's said So I let my mind wander Back to my youth When I was just five And I used to hurl rocks At a giant bee hive It seemed so much fun Of all things the best But something was brewing Inside that nest. So I launched a large rock At the thing on the tree Then an angry swarm flew out And headed for me! And as they doctored my stings, they said.... Let them be! You're a thug! It's a bee, not a bug! We wouldn't survive without them! They make sugar and honey And so for your money You can have them on toast or in tea Mercy me! It isn't a bug, it's a bee! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:28 PM Well, excuse me while I pick myself off of the floor! Kevin, Amos -- you guys are great! I love 'em both! Alright, all you other songwriters -- come on, join the fun and write a beewitching song about our little *non*-bug friends! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 10:00 PM Add to Challenge submission: (Tune: The Big Rock Candy Mountain) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 09:58 PM Fred Dyer's Bees
In a faroff lane, lined with sugar cane Chorus: Ohhhhhhh the buzzing of the Queen on the radar screen! Now this science lug was in love with bugs Chorus So he bought himself a six-foot shelf Chorus Now its hard to tell what this science swell Chorus Now this fella Fred has got quite the head Ohh, the buzzing of the Queen on the radar screen |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 08:08 PM Amos, me thinks you have some competition this time 'round! Way to go, Kevin! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:42 PM Bravo, McGrath -- you're a sure head ahead of the pack, who've been left at the gate. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:34 PM Kamikaze Bee
You stick me down with ticky-tack
You think you're smart, I know you're big,
I'm in the air, I'm on the wing,
And when I sting you, I'll be dead,
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:20 PM I think we'll use that tune from The Big Rock Candy Mountain...oh the buzzing of the queen on the radar screen, the diodes on the workers! While the scientist man, in the big white van, watches scopes and chews on burgers!...this was just a try out, I'm working on it. I've heard the short form on NPR, and the entymologists are really excited about it. They're using the technology (a tiny diode glued to the back of a bee, which causes a traceable interference pattern on a radar CRT). They're gonna use it on tsetse flies next. Lots of grounds for creative stuff here, guys -- the tsetse boogie woogi! C'mon an' do it...back to the Mudcat Radio, anon. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 02 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM www.sallfolks |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 02 Feb 00 - 06:59 PM the blues tune I'm a King Bee might validate the researchers. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 06:18 PM Dear Mbo, That's why I called it a CHALLENGE! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 02 Feb 00 - 06:01 PM Mbo! a bee is not a bug! Apis Mellifera is a diligent, hardworking servant to humanity, literaly shortening her life span so that flapjacks may be covered with sweet liquid gold. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Mbo Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:56 PM I don't know if I can do bug songs... --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: MMario Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:54 PM geez, Áine, their project involves the MOVEMENT of the bees, you can't expect them to know something like the gender of the subjects, that's outside of the parameters of the experiment. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:49 PM Dear Metchosin, I was quoting the eejit researchers, who *should* know to call the "little sisters" *she* . . . just shows to go ya! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Metchosin Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:43 PM Aine as your Dad was a beekeeper. would he forgive you for your slip of calling them "he". *BG* I hope that means big grin. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Amos Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:30 PM Boy, Áine, you do come up with a honey every now and then!! I will have to comb through my imagination and see if I can come up with a few stinging lines for the sake of our Queen. It's a mighty good life, and it's kinda funny...naw, lines are too short. I'm sure there's a whole hive of possibilities buzzing around in here, just wait 'til I start waxing! A |
Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 3 From: Áine Date: 02 Feb 00 - 05:20 PM Hello 'Catters! Yes, it's *another* challenge for the Mudcat Songbook!! All of you entomologically-minded folks will be especially interested in this one: I heard a report on NPR today that scientists in the US have made a fantastic advance in the study of honey bees -- they've caught several of the little buggers and glued diodes and antennae on their back with double-sided poster tape. "They look like hors d'oeuvres with glass toothpicks in them," said one of the researchers. Then the researchers release the honey bees and *attempt* to follow them in vans equipped with radio receivers; communicating with each other via walkie-talkies, evoking such conversations as: "He's going north." "Now he's going west." "He's going south -- nope, make that north again." Unfortunately, I was unable to hear the end of the story, or to what purpose this 'fantastic advance' has been made -- but I'll leave that up to your imagination. My dad was a beekeeper for years, and I can't help but imagine him laughing himself silly if he could hear this story, and making some comment about "the guys in white coats tailing the 'little sisters'." So, there ya go -- take it away and may everyone win! -- Áine |
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