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Subject: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,Dudley Do Right Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:36 PM I am truly amazed that besides myself only a couple of other people have clued into the FACT that
katlaughing = SORCHAIf this isn't true, how 'bout some photos? of this person, who in the extremely short time she has been here, is incredibily familiar with everyone, and has extensive knowledge of many aspects of this forum,which completely supercede the amount of time this SORCHA has in fact, been here. Time to cut the shit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM Why not cut off your Dudley instead? Absurd. Spaw |
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Subject: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,Dudley Do Right Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM I am truly amazed that besides myself only a couple of other people have clued into the FACT that
katlaughing = SORCHAIf this isn't true, how 'bout some photos? of this person, who in the extremely short time she has been here, is incredibly familiar with everyone, and has extensive knowledge of many aspects of this forum,which completely supercede the amount of time this SORCHA has in fact, been here.... Time to cut the shit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Little Neophyte Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:40 PM Dudley Darling, if it is time to cut the shit, why not start with your own. BB |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Little Neophyte Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM Catspaw, great minds think alike |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:43 PM Let's let this one die folks........ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: wildlone Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM Dudley send me your phone No I get up for work at 3:30am I will give you a wake up call then |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM Aw come on, folks -- You all know that 'GUEST-Who's it this time' is only trying to get our hackles up again. Just ignore the little bugger. I think this is pretty funny, considering that he can't even decide on his own name, so he has to try to 'out' somebody else. Sad, sad, sad. So, let's not turn his fire up any higher and . . . JUST IGNORE HIM . . . like a bad smell, he'll go away eventually. -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Rick Fielding Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:03 PM I have it on good authority that Banjo Bonnie is really a figment of Cat'spaw's imagination. Invented solely for the purpose of allowing him to revel in his feminine side. The charming lass and her Vega who was just here frailing away, was obviously an imposter. (although she IS 2" taller than you 'Spaw.) Rick (really the Elephant man!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST, Austin Powers' Mojo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM ''like a bad smell, he'll go away eventually''... Does the same hold true for your singing, Áine? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:14 PM Dear "Guest,Who's It This Time", That was a good one!! And you really don't have to whisper, dear. You couldn't possibly hurt my feelings by anything you have to say. -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM Back off, Snotley Simpleton. Yer digging yourself into a hole, and the smart thing would be to stop. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST, Snotley Simpleton Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:22 PM ''You couldn't possibly hurt my feelings by anything you have to say''.... That IS a comfort. But just so you know :
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:25 PM Ah hell, let's do the Mudcat Thing as Rick suggested....THREAD CREEP!!!! Now who is who???? Any ideas folks??? BTW, I listed a lot of your personal porn websites on the "How U Found Mudcat" Thread....possibly some clues there.........I am in fact Larry Flynt. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:33 PM Original, insightful, compassionate, thoughtful, enthusiastic, helpful, energetic, constructive, creative, kind, friendly, supportive, motivating, funny, attractive and intelligent. These all seem appropriate descriptions of Áine's nature. So unless she's been leading a terribly deceptive double life, the relationship you have chosen to take toward her kind of puts you in the position of looking sneaky, cowardly, underhanded, smallminded, petty, inarticulate, undereducated, self-centered, uncaring, ignorant, inexperienced, immorally underdeveloped, bitter, spiteful, neurotic, unaware, unkindly, demoralized, introverted, egotistical, selfserving, thoughtless, useless and stupid. But it's your choice, "deary" -- may you find the joy of it where no-one else can see any! I think it's over on alt.sci.psych.biteme. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:37 PM Way to go Spaw! At last, someone who makes some sense on this thread! I knew it all along -- I could just see your squinty little eyes peeking over the top of all those dusty magazines!! -- Áine (a/k/a Pikachu, Pokemon No. 25) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,Snotley Simpleton Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:38 PM Agreed perhaps Amos. But as far as her singing goes,
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Rick Fielding Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM Having all ready created three fictitious brothers for myself (Reg, Reg, and Reg) and having Catspaw simply steal them from the great white north and cyber-relocate them in Ohio, I have nothing more to say......except...that I'm considering creating a Mudcat character with: Big Mick's sex appeal (assuming his photos aren't 25 years out of date) Sandy Paton's wisdom. Joe Offer's computer skills. Gargoyle's gall Kat's kindness. Catspaw's ability to function while seriously medicated. Mike K's infuriating ability to quickly learn hard chords Peter T's sentence structure. Liam Devlin's singing range Duckboots' figure (in a male sort of way!) My sense of humour. Nah....wouldn't be believable! Jeezus, time to get back to work. Bring on the next banjo player! Rick ("I am not an animal") |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:46 PM Wow! I'm worried! For a minute there I thought you had something to say. Turns out I was deeply, sorrowfully mistaken. You are missing the point entirely. I'm beginning to realize I'm not Amos at all. I'm Alan Turing. And you're a homosexual VAX. Watch out!!! Here I come!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: fulurum Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:48 PM i beginning to wonder , i've never seen amos and superman together. hmmmmmmm |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:54 PM I was just making a phone call, I tell you!! What's the matter with you people! The cape is just for Tavern nights. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:58 PM You know, after that indescribably fantastic cookie recipe, I think Caitrin is really Martha Stewart . . . has to be, 'cuz Betty Crocker's no longer with us! -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,Áine's Vocal Chords Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:58 PM By the way, did notice your photo on the Mudcat Resources section, Amos. Nice to see you in men's clothing for a change. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: fulurum Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:59 PM can you explain the red and blue leotards thoough? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:01 PM Has anybody realized that Mbo is really Gandalf come on a visit from the Middle Kingdom? Has to be, he has a 'magic' touch with verse and rhyme! -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:12 PM Guys, I came to mudcat for lyrics, not to have my underwear criticized!! ANyway, I'm a few inches short to be Superman. And I'm just starting a paunch and losing the six-pack of my youth, none of which things happen to people from Smallville. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: fulurum Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:16 PM i was just going to as you why you wear your underwear on the outside? is it some kind of sponsorship thing with Speedo? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:22 PM I think Joe Offer is the Pope on his off days.....or maybe the Man from Glad.........hmmmm... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:23 PM Not Speedo...but, it's a form of advertising, yes... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:26 PM No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! Amos isn't Superman, MAX is Superman -- Amos is Robin (get it - songbird - robin). -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: kendall Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:31 PM I live in fear that I will say something stupid, and you will all gang up on me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:31 PM I'm soory Aine, but Max is the Wizard of Oz...or possibly the ghost of Smoky Joe..........and BTW, what is Amos robin? Is he one of the guys who pulled of the Brink's job? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Áine Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM Naw, Spaw, he's robin all of those Caitrin Cookies out of the cookie jar, dang it!! Would you please have Reg, Reg and Reg have a little talk with him? Last time he put on his Robin suit, he went and split the seam in his britches -- this has *got* to stop! -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM I'm robin my job of time, sweet time By living on the Mudcat dime Darn, just when I was beginning to think I really might be Superman...Kendall, ol' pal, think of it this way...the worst thing that could happen is that you could say something stupid and we would all gang up on you!! Then...wecould say a few stupid things and you could gang up on us. Sounds like good times to me, but I'm easy to please! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:42 PM When you live in Maine you're actually HOPING people will gang up on you to share the warmth. BTW, Kendall is the living proof that moose do have feelings. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:45 PM When your day turn dim And the world starts hurtin' Here's a little tip That will cure your ills for certain Pay some attention, Pay some attention, Pay some attention to the man, The little man behind the curatin. A From Robin and the NestEggs hot new CD, "Drooling On You" A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:47 PM That's "curtain". Not curatin, which is a synthetic plastic used in making vitamin pill coatings or something. Sheeshe. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:53 PM AAHHHAAAA!!!! I GOT IT NOW AMOS---So YOU are SHEESHE!!!! I should have realized from your website -- www.chickswithdicks.bi Far Out!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:54 PM I've found that if you set the text size on the browser down to "smallest" it's a lot quicker to read the threads, but it's still easy to read the individual posts - and best of all, it cuts that the Nowhere Man's posts down so small you can't read them at all.
Even so, though it's been quite an enjoyable thread so far (especially with the font turned down), I think it really would be better to ignore efforts by anonymous troublemakers to start threads like this, and let them rapidly sink out of site.
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:55 PM Sheeshe S. Wepped, at your service, sir. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: jeffp Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:55 PM It may well be that rampant, uncontrolled thread creep is a better way to deal with the occasional a**hole that invades with rude threads. Perhaps if we play fiercely with everything they give us, they'll stop giving us toys. Sort of co-opting for good, rather than evil. Just a thought. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM Well, something made the peckerhead deflate. He was being hit from two sides at once. Hard to say which experiment it was -- the coventry by thread creep artillery or the B57's dropping adjectives all over his addlepated brain. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,- Áine's Vocal Chords Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:34 PM ...speaking of peckerheads Amos, if YOU make love to me, and I find out about it........................ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:53 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: jets Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:55 PM After reading the above comments I find myself thanking God that I never got an education.I find that I am to simple a person to make head or tail out of all that has been said .You people are far out.Way beyond my under standing |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: harpgirl Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM ...well Aine...this guest has "Venus Envy!" He needs expensive treatments... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:30 PM Harpster, the boy is into some strange perversions. I mad a list of some of the porno sites run by 'Catters and his is really bizarro extremis. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM Well I whupped up!!! Let's try that again............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: katlaughing Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:42 PM Uh, Spaw, ya might want to check yer link there. Looks liek it kinda went to a legit thread; guy even listed his name etc. katnotsurewhoIamtonight |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,flattop Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:47 PM Althought the original premise of this thread lacked merit, I ran the last four messages from Sorcha and from the kat/ through an old version of rightwriter. The program points out clear differences in style. Sorcha's writing is more succinct, while kat's is more descriptive. OVERALL CRITIQUE FOR: sorcha.txt READABILITY INDEX: 6.56 Readers need a 7th grade level of education to understand. Total Number of Words in Document: 201 Total Number of Words within Sentences: 201 Total Number of Sentences: 14 Total Number of Syllables: 282 STRENGTH INDEX: 0.57 The strength of delivery is good, but can be improved. DESCRIPTIVE INDEX: 0.56 The use of adjectives and adverbs is in the normal range. JARGON INDEX: 0.00 SENTENCE STRUCTURE RECOMMENDATIONS: 1. Most sentences contain multiple clauses. Try to use more simple sentences. _____________________________________
OVERALL CRITIQUE FOR: kat.txt READABILITY INDEX: 6.38 Readers need a 6th grade level of education to understand. Total Number of Words in Document: 441 Total Number of Words within Sentences: 440 Total Number of Sentences: 26 Total Number of Syllables: 592 STRENGTH INDEX: 0.33 The writing can be made more direct by using: - the active voice - shorter sentences - fewer weak phrases - more common words - less slang DESCRIPTIVE INDEX: 0.78 The use of adjectives and adverbs is in the normal range. JARGON INDEX: 0.00 SENTENCE STRUCTURE RECOMMENDATIONS: 1. Most sentences contain multiple clauses. Try to use more simple sentences. 14. Consider using more predicate verbs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Sorcha Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:48 PM Just dropped in to say HI, this is SORCHA, who answers to SORCHA who is not kat/katlaughing. She would prob'ly like to trade places with me, as she is an op/ed editor and I am just a housewife/mom. This is the funniest, silliest idea I have heard in a year or more, made my day! I love being me, why should I want to be a kat? My daughter is a Caitlin (with fada on her birth cert.), and one in a family is ENUF!! Love ya! Sorcha, who is me and who answers to Sorcha |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Mark Cohen Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:06 PM I'm glad we got that straightened out. Has anybody else noticed that gargoyle spelled backwards is elyograg? Aloha Mark (a/k/a Don Ho) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Sorcha Date: 03 Feb 00 - 10:12 PM Ho Ho Ho, I'm really Mrs. Kringle! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:24 PM That gay VAX really got his donuts in a twist, dinnee? Alan Turing |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Mbo Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:33 PM Gandalf...Gandalf...yes, that was the name. Mithrandir I am in the west, Gandalf among men, Tharkun among dwarves, and Icanus in the south. To the east, I go not. Olorin I was in the West that is no more....and Mbo on Mudcat. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: fulurum Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:39 PM i was at work tonite and i got proof that amos is superman. its all i the name. A Man Of Steel. Can't argue with logic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Lonesome EJ Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:46 PM I still think everybody on here except me is Max. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:51 PM ...and you know, I'm not too sure of YOU. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Cara Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:54 PM I have identity crises all the time. I don't know who I am...but I'm glad that I'm secure enough to go by the same name all the time. Or at least most of the time. Ya know, if there were a bunch of people I didn't like at all who were always together in one predictable place, I wouldn't go there anymore. But that's just me--I've always been so crazy they call me SANE! But, as stated earlier, I only answer to Cara. Love, CARA |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: fulurum Date: 03 Feb 00 - 11:56 PM ok. this is what will do. everybody write your name on piece of paper. then we will pass a hat and you put your when we have everybodys slips of paper, we'll pass the hat one more time with everyone taking out a slip of paper. whatever name you draw, thats who you have to be forever. can't be much simpler than that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Sorcha Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:01 AM Actually, I will answer to ALMOST anything, Sorcha, Mary,Mom, Hey you, Estes Park Pipe Band, etc. After almost 50 yrs on the Planet, I do know a little bit about who I am. Not everything, and it is consantly changing. If "IT" wants my e-mail, IT is welcome to it; at least then I could Reply to Sender and get IT'S real address! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:05 AM The thing with slimeballs is either to cut 'em dead with silence, or hit them square between the eyes bam. But, to do that, as with a mule, ya have to get his attention first. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: katlaughing Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:08 AM Ah, sure Sorcha, that's right. Thank you for the promotion! It's WyoWoman who is the Supreme Editor, though, I just write the op/ed pieces. She writes damn fine ones & edits the paper to boot! katlaughingfersure |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Hagbardr Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:14 AM I'll answer to almost anything... Eric, Hagbard, Halfwit, Haggis, Haggy, Shmeghead, or Hey! Stupid! Hagbard |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Lin in Kansas Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:14 AM Oh, well done, everybody! Kill the troublemakers with laughter! I have been snorting iced tea through my nose since the first post--many thanks for a great lesson in how to deal with stupidity! JL (who has been convinced that Amos is Superman since reading his creations in the Song Challenge) LMAO! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: fulurum Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:15 AM maybe i'm just imagining things but it seems to me we took a potentially violent thread, and instead of responding in anger we used humor, and the original intent of this thread became a moot point. good job everyone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Amos Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:22 AM Thanks, JL!! I'll pass the torch on to you-all for the rest of the night (local) and sleep happy. Y'all keep that flame turned up, now. Love this bunch... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: Sorcha Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:28 AM YES!!! This is the way to go, YEAH MUDCAAT! If you can't convince 'em with facts, then baffle 'em with BS. We need laughs!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call From: GUEST,flattop Date: 04 Feb 00 - 08:07 AM I thought I gave you the facts Sorcha. A laughing Sorcha is not a kat/laureate. And I believe the word was gandoura or gandurah, Mbo. Amos, wearing his tie-died gandurah, wacked his VAX because it wouldn't let go of his bootstrap. D. |