BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.

Subject: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:14 AM

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earthexplodes and it's like a serious bummer
Patrish

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:33 AM

I dig! The sky,like, turns kinda ,like brown, you know and then every thing sorta...like,it's hard to explain, you know. Just the vibes,like, just take over your spirit and you can't get in touch with your inner self, right? And you need to,like, meditate and ,like, your mantras, like, gone, man and you just have to,like, leave and go cleanse your spirit,right?

troll, who meditates by contemplating his toes

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:45 AM

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Patrish

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:48 AM

flatulelation: the process of adoring farts.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:52 AM

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:53 AM

....I get that mailing list too..*grin*....Now someone write some new ones that aren't sailing around the WWW at the speed of light.(These ARE pretty funny!)

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 12:03 PM

Governbent - as it is

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 12:07 PM

Goobernertorial election--Zell Miller rides again!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 12:08 PM

Popular at our house for some time,

Gomorrahfied (mortified, but kicked up a Biblical notch) Accusuck (shop vac, misuse contemplated)

These words have inadvertently been passed through two parishes, where the dear little old ladies think they are real words everyone knows, but the men know better. (Hardiman's eye twinkles terribly.)

And from the ed biz:
Administrivia

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Allan C.
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 03:11 PM

Abhorrified - so scared I just can't stand it.

Clackulation - the use of an adding machine

Fishwart - a sound made when opening a beer bottle

Fwutt - the sound of a fart when released on a vinyl couch

Angorified - getting yet another sweater for Christmas

Tupp - the sound a guitar string makes when it breaks

Parc - the sound (when you replay it backwards) a guitarist makes when he hears, "Tupp!"

Shuditdaun - an idle threat often used by Max

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 03:32 PM

What does this have to do with folk music, or any other?

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 03:48 PM

GUEST--

Everything!!!!! Without sufficient LOL, we would not remain humble enough to write, perform, or indeed properly apprecate folk music!!! I hafta go pee now, and it's AllanC's fault!!! (These posts should come with TP!)

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 03:48 PM

keeping the minds limber and open.....(response to comment above) Note: per the owner of the site, this forum is NOT restricted to ONLY music discussions.

snotorial splendor - the state of a toddler's garments when s/he has a cold.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 03:55 PM

Can I start a challenge thread in a few days when this one has ripened, to write a song or story using all these terms, properly? Where you have to use the other guys' words not the ones you put in?

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 03:57 PM

Kat/katgiggling,

Where are my pastor's-wifely words on that certain subject? Can you find them and paste them in? I can't remember 'em...

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Allan C.
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 04:20 PM

Martinized - finally getting that guitar you've always wanted

Assigned - what you are when you have been "mooned"

Mikeaphobia - stagefright

Lyricator - what you become when you can't remember the words

Descant - what YOU call that part you find yourself singing when everyone else but you remembers how the song is supposed to go

Damp Fuel - someone who doesn't agree with what you are doing at the moment

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Bill in Alabama
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 05:09 PM

Expresshole--someone who goes through the express line with more than ten items in the buggy--

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:18 PM

'spawntificate - to post profusely in a style similiar to catspaw's

Politically corrigid - to be so obsessed with not offending anyone as to offend almost everyone

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:40 PM

Troll Bridge-trolls false teeth

troll (NOT!)

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:43 PM

Intallyho--a aquatint print of a English fox hunt.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:47 PM

Dysmembered: The involuntary, virtual surgical removal of one's cookies, and the resulting lack of function.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:53 PM

Ka Hop Tooey- the act of becoming physically ill from bad chinese food.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 07:57 PM

Coprophagic Facial Rictus = Sh*t-Eating Grin

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: northfolk/al cholger
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM

Obnoxitity- a quality in a person, that's bugging the sh*t out of you...or,

Optirectumy-a surgery, where they clip the nerve that runs from your a**hole to your eyeball...and gives you a sh*tty outlook on everything.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM

Hey, Mbo! Can you afford that surgery thing? Sopunds like a good idea tuh me...

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:37 PM

scatalyrical - tasteless, yet well crafted, bordering on the offensive without sacrificing meter or scansion

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:47 PM

Yay northfolk/al cholger!!!!

Yay Mmario!!!!!!!

Yay all!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: MMario
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 09:54 PM

*grumble* Hard enough learning all the musical terms at my age, and dangit, Mbo, I just spent GAD only knows how long trying to figure out what yours derived from....but I gottit! Clever! Shoulda figured you were speaking "artiste"

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:26 PM

Sarcaustic-Garg

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:42 PM

Glad you got it, Amos. I'm up to here with blasted intaglios! For more artist humor, here's some of the stuff that went on in Monday's printmaking class--warning, this may be unfunny to those who do not speak the language (but the class & our teacher were in tears from laughing so much)!

One of the guys in class says he needs to leave class early, so he can got to work. Mr.Ehlbeck does know why he's leaving early this day and not any before. The dude says he has to got to work early so he can leave early--he's going to Raleigh. Mr.Ehlbeck leaves it at that for a minute, then says "So....you're skipping out on class so you can go have fun? Interesting idea!" The guy then admits that he's going to Raleigh to see a rock concert. Mr Ehlbeck asks who's playing...and Mike says says "The Young Printmakers"! Bu dum DUM! A RIOT! Then Mr.Ehlbeck says "Oh, I though it was "The Intaglios"--they're a band who's a little below the surface!" Ba dum DUM! Yeeha! Then Scott says "What was that big song they just had out? "Needle, Don't Scratch"?" BA DUM DUM!! Sorry--I guess you had to be there!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:50 PM

Sounds like he was "pressed" for time.'Course that "type" usually is. Your class sounds like a lot of fun, Mbo. I sometimes think about going back to college. I miss the intellectual give-and-take.

troll

Bye the bye, whats your major?

t

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:04 PM

My major is Graphic Design. But I'm taking Printmaking as an elective--one plate almost down, one plate just started, and one plate to go--then it's on to woodcuts--joy!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:14 AM

My first ex wife got her degree in illustration from the Philadelphia College of Art. I've always envied people who could draw.I have trouble with stick figures! My present Wife is an art history major and she's a good artist too. I guess I'm just attracted to artists;I've married enough of them!

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Mbo
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:24 AM

Just watch out for us artists--we blow up over any little thing! :{>

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:30 AM

Yeah, I know. My Wife is Russian and Hungarian and Jewish to boot. You wanna talk tempermental. I gotcher tempermental. Luckily she's asleep in the other room.

troll BFG

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:32 AM

Troll, does she know songs from her heritage? There were recent requests....

Simu-Drive: You're perfectly sober and technically wide awake, but too long on the road. Way past White Line Fever. You are *driving* in a 2-D way with 2-D perceptions and feedback, but in the 3-D world, in the dark. With passengers.

I'm going to Simu-Walk to bed now for some Simu-Sleep so that tomorrow I can Simu-Work for Simu-Bucks.

{Spaw, Max, Cleigh... Simu-****}

Passengers, out!

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:12 AM

Dunno 'bout this younger generation;sleepin' all the time.Praise. She is really into klezmer. She fronts The 24th Street Klezmer Band (shameless plug) and teacher a class on klezmer in the local community college community education courses. But it's a recent thing. She's second generation and her parents didn't want to have anything to do with the old country.So it's like she's starting from scratch.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:57 AM

Troll--- I want klezmer!!! Can you hook me up?


Con'Catenation: The muffled but disturbing sound that escapes the padded room at the Tavern/Clinic and is portrayed as accurately as possible in the thread

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:02 AM

Thanks again, Amos!

"Master of the Sluttiverse"

too many connotations to list.

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:14 AM

Indirigible -- Said of people who flop around desperately needing help but accepting none...

Crustickle -- A cold remark from a curmudgeon (See Spaw)

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:14 AM

Praise;

I'll send you a personal with web sites etc. Also anyone else interested can contact me thru personal messages.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:17 AM

Troll, PP is OK but also OK to hang here and hang em high for all who care to have it

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:16 PM

Glad peepee is still okay with you Praise...holding the high ground and all...

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:19 PM

Cheeeeeeeeeeppppp

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Bert
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:51 PM

Antidextrous - That condition where one hand is faster than the other which causes you to transpose letters when typing.

Forgettory - the opposite of memory

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:13 PM

I let that one alone Bert...........

MAXIMUM -- Max's condition after a date with Cleigh.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:19 PM

Cletorus: Cletus after the operation

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:25 PM

Gruppie-Grumpy Yuppie

Maxmillion-What we all wish for Max

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:45 PM

Melliphanous-- The quality of a melody that floats through your head

Mellifluorescing-- Tune glows in the dark

Melliflushus-- Shi**ty song

Mellicholic-- A sad melody caused by and descriptive of the state of being of a dyspepsic addict.

Bimolar: What Troll would have been if the root canal had gone badly, but correctable with the right drugs *BFG*

Subject: RE: BS: Glibido: All talk and no action.
From: Troll
Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:48 PM

LOL

troll