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Subject: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MMario Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:13 PM That's right, just put the finishing touches on the soundproofing and padding in the new "Primal Scream" room of the good ol' MudCat Tavern. Whether it's the thought of dating a 'possum, the stress of trying to find just the right potato for that new thong, or the inability to chord that latest tune, the MudCat Tavern Primal Scream room is Perfect for venting those tensions. And don't forget, when you are through, you can come right back here into the main bar and regal us with some music. * now if I can only get the phrasing down right on Don's song.....* |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:18 PM So where's the stress in dating a possum...right up Maxie boys alley (and Cleigh's too, so to speak). Nothing too tough about finding taters, but the Big Mick is going to be looking for something special for a "Tip" of the day you might say.......Gimmee a triple Jack and hold the coke Mario...Uh, you are bartendin' this joint ain'tcha? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:31 PM Yep, Mario, I'm gonna scream like Edvard Munch's 1892 tempera on canvas masterpiece. Get me an Ice Tea--I need a sugar high. Now I'm gonna sing Hootie & The Blowfish's "Be The One" and scream my brains out like Darius Rucker (another one o' my idols) does! "I feel so DUUUUUUMMMMBB!!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 24 Feb 00 - 10:37 PM Yo,MM! Heidy,Spaw. One black coffee fer me, Mario.Got any donuts 'er pie? Whats this about a new room? I'll have to check it out.I may need it if I can't get this thing I'm workin' on to scan.Sometimes it just flows and sometimes ya gotta pull the little bugger out, kickin'and squealin',one word at a time. Oh,well. Thats show biz. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Lonesome EJ Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:02 PM Where's that padded scream room? This one marked The Yoko Ono Living Exhibit for Self-Realization? Let me take a quick peek inside...Oh! Mbo... didn't mean to disturb you. Excuse me? Join you in a primal howl? Be glad to. EEEEEYYYYaahhhhhhhhhhhOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Thanks, I feel much better. Now, Mbo, have you decided on a name for that emotional roller coaster you've been riding? Just kidding. Love ya man. LEJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: sophocleese Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:09 PM My friends and I used to do primal bleat therapy, got the idea from the goats. It sounds so much more anguished and pathetic. BAA-A-AA-AAAA-AAA-A-AA-A!!! Of course I also find myself bleating quietly whenever I feel I'm being herded, long bank line ups, bus stops etc. relieves the montony and clears me some space. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:09 PM MMario, good evening to you, and good ta see ya! Hi, LEJ, Spaw, MBo, everybody! I'd like a Glenlivet on the rocks. I want to sit here and listen to the screams. That's one cool combination MM -- scream, bar and grill...shucks you could realy atrt a chain of these out in California. Thank god THIS fok*** week is over. Tell ya that much! I...naahhhh, never mind, just grump stuff, y'know how it is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:15 PM Ah go ahead and give it a scream Amos..........Meebo is trying it out instead of the w(h)ine and I hope it works out for him..........Mario!!! Give Amos and I each another...and put it on Bert's tab.......say what?.......screw him, just raise his credit limit on his VISA...........Let go another one Meebo!!!.............Hope this works for him.........I was runnin' out of cheese.......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:15 PM Amos, I know EXACTLY how it is! Wanna scream some more? Anyone wanna collaborate of a raucous version of Led Zeppelin's "Friends"? Don't worry, I'll handle the Viking Chorus! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:19 PM And then there's always the classic Radiohead rocker "Paranoid Android"--"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly, you kicking screaming Gucci little piggy!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:26 PM Go, MbO Go!!! THis guy is a walking, screaming reference library. Thanks for the drink, Spaw! Here's to old phoax...old fogis...I mean Old Folkies, children, and watermelon wine...yuck... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:31 PM STILL more? How about Deep Purple's "Kentucky Woman"? "And I love her, God knows I love heeeeeeeer--Kentucky woman, she gets to know you, Kentucky woman, she gets to hold you! KENTUCKY WOMAAAAAAN!!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:34 PM Wow -- never did see such loud screaming in my life! This Meebo has very deep, strong feelings indeeed! Methinks he is a genius wuth profound connections to the cosmic and the trés profound...otherwise why would he yell so? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:37 PM Maybe he has a tack in his shoe. troll-LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:39 PM A tack in his shoe, or an attack on his very soul! But who would do such a thing -- 'tis clear he is under some kind of psychic onslought from antagonistic spirits....if only he would fend them off, he would be srestored,, I am sure. Let us pray the Gaelic Goddess is looking down on our travails here tonight and is willing to take him out back and heal the bejeesus out of him... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:40 PM Mmm....how about some Aerosmith? This is one I sing every morning when the 14th Street train rolls over College Hill "TRAIN KEPT A-ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG, TRAIN KEPT A-ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! OOOOW!!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:41 PM The savings in expenditures on cheese alone will be unbelievable!!! GO MEEBO!!!!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM Won't make her show up any sooner, Emblow...Another malted for me and Spaw, Sir M. God bless Catters, they know how to get it F**@**()_k out of their systems, don't they!? No! Not a CHOCOLATE malted!!! A single malt -- eed!!! Jeeeze. As in the MALTeeed falcoon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:48 PM Now onto some Grand Funk! "I've got to GET SOME SHELTER!! OH CHILDREN, IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY--JUST A SHOY AWWW-AAY-AYY--YEAH!!!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:55 PM In honor of Screamin' Jay Hawkins,who just died, how about I PUT A SPELL ON YOU! Theres a screamer for you. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Escamillo Date: 24 Feb 00 - 11:59 PM (Could I try that damn B flat in Celeste Aida ? ..mmhh Un trono vicino al sooool ? .. mmhh no. I don't like to be thrown out from taverns) Got a Guiness ? Thank you - Andrés |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:00 AM Sorry, don't know that one. Uh-oh! 4 Non-Blondes time! "And I said HEEEEEEEEEEEY-YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH HEEEEEEEEEY YEAH YEAH---I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MK Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:06 AM Personally I'd take transcendental meditation over screaming any day of the week. A lot quieter, a lot less energy required, you can do it almost anywhere, and it's a great relaxation and stress reduction technique. When I get to just the right space during a session, it's as if I'm sitting cross legged in mid air hovering about 15 feet above a nice quiet lake at dusk...and the sounds of the loons are wonderful. The rest of the time, I'm a cratchety fart. *-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:07 AM You might consider learning it Meebo me lad. It's a classic. Mario. Gimme another coffee.I'm gonna be up all night anyway with this damn tooth so I might as well be awake enough to enjoy it. Frackin' dentist! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:08 AM Quiet!? Who needs that? "GIMMEE THE BEAT BOYS, FREE MY SOUL--I WANNA GET LOST IN YER ROCK & ROLL AND DRIFT AWAY!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:10 AM Really Michael??? You can hear the voices of Mudcat from there? far out!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:13 AM Hey, boys, have yersel's a good one! See ye in the morning... whenever that comes. Even God hates February, thankfully He made it short. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MK Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:13 AM 'Spaw....you'd be astounded at some of the things you can experience when your mind empties and reaches zero gravity using this particular method. Off and on, I've been doing it since I was a teenager, and while it's not everyone's cup of tea, and there are other vehicles that can take you to the same place, I like it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:15 AM Gee, I never liked padded rooms too much, always preferred to let it all go in large culverts under the road, sort of like the echo... Does that make me a kind of troll?....... Think I'll head back outside to find one with just the right acoustics...... Be back later...................................DAAAAY OOOOH!!!! DAY AY AY AY OOOH!........uh duh day uh duh day uh duh day ay ay oooooh..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:20 AM Go go little Queenie! "IT'S NOT MUCH I'M ASKIIIIING IF YOU WANT THE TRUTH--HERE'S TO THE FUTURE--HEAR THE CRY OF YOUTH--I WANT IT ALLLLL I WANT IT ALLLLLLLL I WANT IT ALLLLLL--AND I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:24 AM I WANT MY! I WANT MY! I WANT MY M T VEEEEEEE! ..... Nope not loud enough in here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:26 AM I don't live in a culvert.I live in a fog..get a GRIP!I live in a house just like normal people. HARUMPH! Culvert indeed.You prob'ly think I don't wear shoes and turn to stone in sunlight and have knuckles that drag the ground when I walk. I find that stairwells have really great echos. DAY DE LIGHT AN ME WAN'GO HOME!>>>DAAAY ESSA DAY ESSA DAY ESSA DAAAAY OHH! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:30 AM HAY! MEESTER TALLYMAN! TALLY MEEE BANANA! OOOOMPH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:37 AM sorry Troll, didn't mean to cast aspersions, i thought that if i did it with a small "t" you wouldn't notice....guess i was wrong, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:37 AM DAYLIGHT COME AN ME WAN GO HOME!! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:40 AM DAYYYYY!!!! ISSADAYISSADAYISSADAYISSSADAYISSSADAAAAYYYY-O!! OOMPH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:40 AM COME ON!! COME ON!! COME ON!! LET'S GO SPACE TRUCKIN'!!! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:41 AM I WANT MY! I WANT MY! I WANT MY M T VEEEEEEE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:42 AM There now I feel much better padded room and all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:43 AM WHHOOOP, JAMBORREE! WHOOOP JAMBOREEE! LONG-TAIL! BLACKMAN COMIN UP BEHIND!!! WHOOP JAMBOREEE! WHOOP JAMBOREEE! COME AN GET YER OATS ME SOOON! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:44 AM That's enough , I feel totally, like, catharticized, man, woww. THink I'll set and rebalance a bot....(sips scotch) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:46 AM Keep the coffee commin', Mario. It's gonna be a rockin' night. TUTTI FRUTTI AW RUTTI A WOP BOP A LOO BOP A WOP BAM BOOM! LITTLE RICHARD RULES!!! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:46 AM More tea! More tea! Me froat's getting dry here! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:48 AM Gee MMario, this is a great place. I even learned how to do something other than br thingies. After that I need another good single malt. Pour me a quaich of Talisker! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:51 AM Clearing your sinuses there are you Amos? Come on Mbo, don't wuss out on us here, youth's on your side man! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:55 AM IT'S AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING--AND I'M SAYING A PRAYER FOR THE DESPARATE HEARTS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:56 AM Timmy way hey hey ye yay yuh! We'll all throw s**t at the cook! umph |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:59 AM should be "to me" but I'm starting to really get into me cups here! getting a bit vernacular and all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: JenEllen Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:02 AM Ever have one of those days? MMario, thank heavens you got the room done. A 3-gallon fishbowl full of guiness for my return, if you please. If one more idiotic bi-pedal cretin brings another creature to me and says "what? you mean it'll cost money to fix 'em? sheesh, might as well just kill it and we can get another one that looks just like it to lick the antifreeze off the driveway..." they will leave with whatever I have handy imbedded in their skulls. A good howler? ROXANNE...YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT...ROXANNE.... Damn, that felt great...where's my beer?
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:18 AM Geeziz...I'm going to bed....You can't get any sleep around here with all this screaming going on........ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Sabra Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:00 AM I think I vote for the Culvert Screamin with one of those prim-looking petite female belts out a vitrolic stream of bitter icy fire type songs (cranberries anyone?): |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:18 AM If things quiet down too much and the barkeep's having trouble staying awake, just click here for an alternative approach. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Sabra Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:18 AM On the other hand, when the wench cant get the hang of this typing here bein new to the forum stuff and all (ruined the whole thing that I couldnt get "OH-WAYOWAYOHOOHO...THE PROMISES WE MADE" into the last message), she might resort to the Culvert-Be-Hanged face into the wind in the Crazy Kansas Thunderstorm genre and hafta sing some Metallica or something...( aint even tryin to spell that stuff, fill in the blanks yourselves:-)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:27 AM Sabra, I hate to leave you with these passed out, stinkin' sons o' bitches and nasty girls, but my eyes will no longer roll around in the same direction and I fear I must leave while I can still see the bright stripy road thingies. Not to worry-- ye won't be alone fer long! Another shift comes on soon most nights! Don't trip and slip on the possum sh*t! It only looks like peanut shells! If ye get bored, go visit the Mudcat Folk Festival of the last week or so, and see how some of the 'Catters disported themselves! And cook up a new challenge!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Sabra Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:33 AM Ta Praise, I'll have a looksee. Challenge cookin' will probably require some sleep..sleep? now theres a plan! Smiles |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:34 AM Hi Sabra, sorry to have to run just as you're arriving but I must get some air...... and maybe check out a few culverts on the way........one without trolls in it.........maybe a bit of running water........for the negative ions, you see.........concrete ones are good.......zah um bee.....zah um bee.......zah um bee......bye Mario... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:38 AM good night Praise......nice place this. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:02 AM Culverts! Sheesh! Howdy Sabra. I'm troll singer, songwriter and wit. Well, half the time anyway. If ya want something ,just holler at MMario over there bshind the bar. Hey! Mario! Howsabout another cuppa that mud yer passin' off as coffee? OH PEGGEEE MY PEGGYSUEOOO HOO OOO AH HOO OOO troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Sabra Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:18 AM Hiya Troll, nice to meet you :-)....Culverts are cool, they have wonderful accoustics, all the ECHO and REVERB (do they still call it that?) you could ask for- I cant help but think they would enhance the scream bit. I've always thought it would be lovely to let loose a few wild, high, keening kinda tones in one of those fancy type marble buildings that echo so nicely, but wouldn't the suit folks stare at you funny? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 07:58 AM Sure they would, but who cares!Their lives are so bound up with being "correct and proper" that they can't have fun unless it's scripted. They're the type who would never dream of yelling for the sheer exuberance of it.They purchase their personalities from the same up-scale shops and they're "all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same." I've nothing against culverts as such, but for REAL echo, give me a good stairwell every time. and, yes, echo and reverb are still in use.At least they were yesterday! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:04 AM AN' I DO NOT ASK FOR PAAAARDONNNN!!! FOR WHAT I DONE, OR AMMMMMM!!!! AN I WON'T BE RECONSTRUCTED!!!!! AN' AH DEW NOT GIYUV A DAYUMMMNNN!!!! (Walks out under the screaming stars to get some cold air in his lungs) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:16 AM MM. More coffee please. WAAAY DOWN UPON THE SUAWANEEEE RIVUH...FAAAAR FAAAAR AAWAAAAY troll with eyes slowly going shut |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:32 AM Wht'a the number fe the Mudcat Cops? Fockin' Metch, fulla Talisker, ran into me in the parking lot and then took off! And Sabra (sshhh)-- I heard 'er plannin' a nasty end fer Troll. First she' thinkin', yeah, stuff the body inna ditch... then I hear she's tryin' to suggest it's time to go to the mausoleum! I thought this was just a place to let off a little steam, but you 'Cats are nasty! You put a whole new spin on the concept "acting out"! An' Amos musta been drinking Jack Daniels an' smokin' the green crunchies, that's the only combo I know makes ye like that! Onliest problem is (like Red Cross jail), I'm sure that goin' to Mudcat Jail just means bein' flung out inta the 3-D world-- or Disneyland! I don't wanna have ye there either! Agh! Mebbe better to join ye--- at least Mbo's got the youth an' energy to keep beltin' out the right tunes.... ye old bunch o'fogues! Rusty Nails it is then!
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:35 AM MM, pass that rumbottle over here and look the other way, woouldja? I'm lacerated from my tongue on back from all this screamy meemy. Jeez, Luise! Howdja ever think this thread up, anyway? Next thing you know we'll all be Rolfing in the pantry and doing Dianetics in the dining room! Next month let's have a tavern at the Temple Ordonis, may be we can pipe in old Alistair from his hard time back o' beyond... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MMario Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:29 AM *uhmmm* sorry, did someone say something? I had these earplugs in, and haven't heard a word anyone said all night..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:15 PM So who's been filling all these drink orders? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:18 PM He must either lipread, mindread, or just give us what he thinks we need Good job!
I'd rather drink Mudcat water,
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:43 PM far in the distance a low rumbling can be heard eminating from a culvert beneath the road......Dayo.....Day ay ay oh!...... and a few minutes later Metchosin, soggy, dripping with green slime, walks in with a quaich full of crayfish.
Mario, would it be possible to cook these up for the Troll?
Praise, I hear you have been making disparaging remarks about me character while I was gone. Weren't me girl, I spent the night in a culvert. She heads for the padded room and starts beating her head against the wall. I Whump! Hate Whump! Revenue Whump! Canada Whump! Whump! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:53 PM Metch- I think I met-chyo' sin las' night when you ran into me in the parking lot as I left, but if you don't *remember* it, thass OK honey! Guess it was some kinda culvert operation! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Lin in Kansas Date: 25 Feb 00 - 12:59 PM Sabra! What part of Kansas? In my "newbie" days (oh, about a month ago...) I didn't realize that there was supposed to be only one Ozland (the one with all those kangaroos and swagmen, ya know!) and signed up from Dorothy's home place. (I'm in Wichita, where you?) And Amos, down here "Rolfing in the pantry" brings a whole other set of pictures to mind...YETCH! Lin |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:03 PM I repeat" Trolls do not live in culverts!" They live under bridges, in caves, and in rough shelters in the woods. They are intelligent and talented and modest and enjoy helping others. They will also tear your arms off if the mood strikes them. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:23 PM JL-- get thee to the Wel New Mem Feb 22 thread an introduce! If thou hast not introduced when yet slick with newness! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MMario Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:29 PM okay, I don't know which of you is the mood, but please don't strike troll. Unlike most of his species, he really is an asset to have around. And if he starts tearing off arms, well, I'll have to ask Amos to put him out. I wouldn't want to do that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:32 PM I don't think Kansas is IN Oz anymore. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Molly Malone Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:33 PM Oh wow. I just got in....and WHERE WERE YOU GUYS YESTERDAY WHEN I NEEDED THIS!!!!!!!!!!
much, much better.... HERE WE ARE NOW They should have a sound proof room in every corporate building. Save on the broken glass from people jumpin' out the window.:) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Peter T. Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:37 PM celeste Aiiiiiiiidaaa! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:40 PM Aw sh*t, the HTML-ers got in. The HTM Meller tones ain't so meller. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:43 PM Fer gawd sakes Troll, I was giving you the crayfish as a peace offering, not accusing you of living there. If your not careful, I'll breach and smack you with a flipper or worse yet, roll on you. Praise, as I do not even own a vehicle, methinks you must have been into yer cups also. I think if you hadn't had a few you, would remember that many are called but few are Metchosin. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:46 PM Thanks MM.but I was speaking generally.I'm as peaceful as a corpse on thorazine! Haven't torn an arm off in years. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:51 PM Met- You get a praisepoem, I feel it moving inside me... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:52 PM sorry about the tooth Troll, it does colour ones responses. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MMario Date: 25 Feb 00 - 01:54 PM y'know, I'm beginning to think we shoulda installed this a couple a dozen threads ago! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:26 PM IT'S LIKE A PHILIPS HEAD INTO MY BRAAAAAAIIIN!! I'M GONNA BREAK MYYYY GONNA BREAK MYYYY GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE UHHHHHHH AND RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:32 PM NESSUN DORMA! NESSUN DORMAAAAA!.....Wow! that sure removed some pond scum from the old blow hole! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:34 PM HELP ME JESUSSSSS-AH |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:42 PM Met.Fer Gawds sake DON'T take me seriously on a thread like this one.I simply cannot resist a good straight line.I'm as bad as Roger Rabbit."Shave an'a haircut.... troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:45 PM Praise if you care to delve into Metchosin's psyhe you might want to click here. I'm a little less confused, but not by much. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:51 PM FAREWEEEEEEL AND ADIEUUUUUUUU TO YEWWWWWWWW, SPANISH LAYDIEEEEES FAREWEEEEEEL AND ADIEUUUUUUUU TO YEWWWWWWWW, LADIES OF SPAIIIIIN!!! FOR WEEEE'VE RECEIVED ORRRDERS TO SAIL UPON OLD ENGGGLAND!!! BUT WE HOPE IN A SHORT WHILE TO SEEEEE YEWWWW AGAIIIIN!!!! (sags up against bar and takes another nip of Napoleon's blood). Shameful, what these old Cats get up to....what kind of Cat hous eis this anyway? THey scream a lot here... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:55 PM TU PURE O PRINCIPESSA NELLA TUA FREDDA STANZA!! GUARDI LE STELLE! CHE FREMANO D'AMORE! CHE TI FA MIA!!!! Sorry, I have this song memorized! MA IL MISTERIO CHUISO IN ME, IL ME MIO NESSUN SAPRA NO NOOOO! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 02:56 PM Must be awful to argue with yourself and lose. However, allow me to introduce myselves. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, And so am I! The one nice thing about multiple personalities is, you've always got someone to talk to. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:02 PM Aw Troll, I wasn't taking you seriously, I wouldn't roll on you purposely.....honest |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:08 PM Alright Amos! The gauntlet is down! I'm not letting any Sassenach bodachs drink the Emperor's blood! Not Lieutenant Matteo Riccardo of The Voltigeurs of Conflans! VIVE L'EMPEREUR!!!!! Let's have it out right now! C'mon! This Piazan means business! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Molly Malone Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:09 PM SANCTOOOOOOOOS! SANCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!SANCTUS DOMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Nope, sorry. Does nothin' for me.
Irish folks forget your past. Much better. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:10 PM Metchosinners---!!!--- I'll belly up to that bar witcha anytime!!! Let's join up to take the whole lot of 'em on!!! Oh. I got married. [Sighhh} ...we can always pray for them. HELP THESE POOR LOST SOULS, LORD JEESSUSSS-A!!! (I mean it when I say that.) (Really.) (It gets results too.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:18 PM "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons.Remember that you are crunchy and good with mustard." Add whales to that. On purpose or not, the result's the same; troll pancakes. I should rmemeber the advice the momma whale gave her baby; "It's only when yer spoutin' that you'll get harpooned." EEEEEE-NUFF! Give the cheap philosophy a rest. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:21 PM Ah...Molly, you need to pump up the "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Requiem--see if THAT does something fer ya! HELLO THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HELLO THERE LADIES AND GENTS--ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!! WUDJA LIKTA DO A NUMBA WITH MEEEEE?! WUDJA LIKTA DO A NUMBA WITH ME?! WUDJA LIKTA?! WUDJA LIKTA?! WUDJA LIKTA DO A NUMBA WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!! --Mbo
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: sophocleese Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:32 PM Sophocleese quietly walks to the door of the large padded room full of screaming people. In one swift motion she slams the door shut and turns the key in the lock. Ahhhhh! Quiet at last! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:37 PM Say, Amos, do you think we can get Barky the Trumpet Goddess in here so we could do TUSK!!---? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM sokay Praise, ah appreciate yer concern fer my sole, but I I am content to just flounder around. But orcan beach myself at the bar with you any day, if you can spare the room and tolerate my leviathan presence. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:40 PM ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Metchosin Date: 25 Feb 00 - 03:47 PM boy your tooth must be really buggin' you Troll, care for some more crwfish from my quaich? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 05:48 PM Whaaale, I dunno, metcho...what porpoise would it serve? Can't serve no bass porpoises -- it would violate the tenor of the place! I want porpoises that are right with Cod. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 25 Feb 00 - 06:47 PM Thanks, Met. Don't mind if I do. The tooth doesn't really hurt now,what with all the drugs I'm takin' for pain.But they mess up my head. It's real hard to concentrate and I keep noddin'off. I gotta be off them by tomorrow though.Got a weddin' to go to and Sunday the band's got a big gig. GEEZ LOUISE! I went to sleep right here at the freakin'keyboard! AAAAARGH! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 07:27 PM Mbo, Barky's at a runthrough for The Crucible and won't be in for a while yet...but it is a weekend night... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: GUEST Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:31 PM Can somebody direct me to the WAV files of traditional primal screams? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 25 Feb 00 - 10:59 PM GUEST, check out some Paul Brady stuff. Well folks, all that screaming has done me good. I feel much more like my usual mild-mannered self. Anyone want to do "Desert Mountain Showdown"? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:51 PM With MBO On the World's Only Mudcat Guitar!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 25 Feb 00 - 11:56 PM With MBO On the World's Only Mudcat Guitar!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:02 AM Ha! You're seeing double again, no more for you! AA.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:03 AM Yes...and the Desert Mountain Showdown works wonderfully well on that song too! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:06 AM Uhp...going stunod again...I should say that the Mudcat Guitar works wonderfully well on Desert Mountain Showdown. --mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 12:18 AM Gotta watch those meds, man....makes ya stunod and ya don't even know it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Sabra Date: 26 Feb 00 - 01:40 AM ARRGHH...!!! My scream of choice tonight is an entire tape of THE POGUES... I'm sorta new to these guys but I think they are just right after spending the whole of a glorious Friday trying to adapt to a friggin' 8-5 world (its the suits again, they're out to do me in!!) TROLL?? do I get points if I know that you were quotin' "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds??? A fond memory from my childhood that:-) HEY JL!!! I'm a native Daughter of the South Wind mired in our fair capitol city (you should only confess to living in Kansas if you couch it in romantical prairie images you know... we hafta make up for all that negative PR that those hollywood folks keep hammering us with...tornados? ha! fiction, pure fiction) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mbo Date: 26 Feb 00 - 02:49 PM Ooooh...Pogues! Let's do the Irish Rover! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Sabra Date: 26 Feb 00 - 04:05 PM um hmm...go for it Mbo, I'm tryin to find a place to practice this HTML stuff Ive only just now been introduced to (really a newbie eh?) Ive a feeling I'll need a good bit o vicarious screamin before this is finished. Cheers! Sabra |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: MMario Date: 26 Feb 00 - 04:09 PM getting too long for easy access; so click on your links and beam yourselves over to the next incarnation of Mudcat Tavern |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 26 Feb 00 - 05:28 PM Aggggggggh! I'm meeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllting..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Mikal Date: 27 Feb 00 - 05:14 PM Ooooh. I've needed a place to scream for a while now...
I come from the land of the ide and snow wit the midnight sun and the hotsprings flow....Did that work? I feel better now. Now all I need to do is beat my head against the wall, and I will feel much better...Whump! Mikal |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Biskit Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:37 PM I must say I agree with Michael K. about thatTrancendental medication thang I tried that in the "60's" and it made me what I am today...so.....Gimme some chips boys and pass that bowl, I wanna get lost in your guacamol and dip away |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:40 PM Man, that's the beginning of a hot tamale. Tamale and tamale and tamale...creeps in this pastry taste from day to day... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Troll Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:45 PM I Gotta cut back on the coffee.I could swear I just saw someone rhyme SOUL and GUACAMOL.(shudder) MM! Decaf only! I'm startin' to get wired! troll *BG* |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 02:12 PM No, old Troll, it wasn't soul The guacamol' was rhymed with bowl And it would be e'en worser folly To make it rhyme with Guacamolly And land us in a blacker hole Than thinking of a salsa bowl But to really stack it with a trowel Imagine guacamole bowel! The cost of quickly spreading hips From too much guacamole chips! Now that I've done my disservice for the day maybe I can get some work done around here... |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: annamill Date: 28 Feb 00 - 02:50 PM You know, I read The Primal Scream when I was a youngin. It made sense to me then. I wonder if I read it today, would it? i don't know. I'll just have ta read it to find out I guess. When I don't know. Right now I'm into "The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas". I love that era. I have to finish that first. I took a Gestault Therapy class in college just for the credit. I felt it would be easy, which it was, and I might learn a little about myself, I did. I learned that I'm not easy. First, I couldn't act as I do when I get drunk. I was sober. ???? Second, there's a part where you're suppose to fall backwards into the arms of the group. I couldn't/wouldn't fall. Third, a woman, one of my fellow members, while crying, said I intimidated her!! That came as a complete shock to me. How could I possibly intimidate anyone??? She said I was too strong! Then I started crying and told her she sure had me wrong! The class wasn't even a pass of fail, just a "had to be there" class. I don't think the Prof wanted in any more of his classes. I wrecked the whole class because I wouldn't cooperate at all. I had fun though! Can I please have a glass of that vile black stuff called Guinness? I've seemed to have developed a liking for it. Thank you. Refreshing. Well got to go back to work. See you all soon. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MudCat Tavern and Primal Scream Clinic From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 02:57 PM Gi'em hell, annap...stronger is better. What a hulllbaloo. If it weren't for the strong in our lives, a lass like that wouldn't have the luxury of being intimidated by hardly nuffin... My $.02...Elvis |