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MMario 26 Feb 00 - 04:11 PM
Peter T. 26 Feb 00 - 04:27 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 05:17 PM
Sabra 26 Feb 00 - 05:26 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 05:30 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 06:11 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 26 Feb 00 - 06:16 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 06:24 PM
MMario 26 Feb 00 - 06:25 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 06:32 PM
Lonesome EJ 26 Feb 00 - 06:37 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM
Lonesome EJ 26 Feb 00 - 07:08 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 07:10 PM
catspaw49 26 Feb 00 - 07:18 PM
MMario 26 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 07:39 PM
Ebbie 26 Feb 00 - 07:43 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 07:48 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 07:50 PM
Áine 26 Feb 00 - 07:57 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 08:07 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 08:12 PM
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Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 09:48 PM
Susan A-R 26 Feb 00 - 10:16 PM
Sorcha 26 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM
Amos 26 Feb 00 - 10:41 PM
Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 10:43 PM
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Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 10:55 PM
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Mbo 26 Feb 00 - 11:19 PM
Amos 27 Feb 00 - 12:35 AM
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Metchosin 27 Feb 00 - 01:14 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 27 Feb 00 - 02:38 AM
Lin in Kansas 27 Feb 00 - 09:50 PM
MAG (inactive) 27 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM
Amos 28 Feb 00 - 12:48 PM
Troll 28 Feb 00 - 01:07 PM
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tar_heel 29 Feb 00 - 05:28 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 04:11 PM

somebody dropped of a bunch of recording equiptment, said it needed to all be set up and connected in time for the sunday night HearMe extravaganza. Anyone know anything about this? It's blocking the way to both the Jello pit and the bar!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Peter T.
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 04:27 PM

testingBLLLLLATTTTWATXXXXXXXXTESTINGWHZZZZZZZFFFFFFSSSDDHHPPHHHHHHTTTTTX.

sounds pretty good to me!!
What?Sorry, you'll have tXXXXDCHCHSHSTHTHTHTHSSSSSRXXXX


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 05:17 PM

BOOOOIIINGGGGG !!! Sorry, sorry...turning it down now...boing....that's better....where's the mixer deck going, MM? Gotta screwdriver? Can I borrow this Jello Jackhammer? MWEEEEEEEEAPPPPPPPPPP oh, for crissakes, move that mike one way or the other MWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeaa ....that's better.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Sabra
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 05:26 PM

O i C... now the screamin is all to be handled by the PA is that it? Jes turn yer mids down Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 05:30 PM

Right, that trimmed it out... need a notch filter on possum frequencies though or he'll snuffle us right off the stage. Snork, snork, snork. Darn lil wheezer. With those little tiny teeth...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:11 PM

OK, I'll hook up the speaker wires...I seem to be good at that sort of thing--please--needlenose pliers someone! Curse these little copper wires...just a little twist...mmph! Snap the tabs down...got it...Amos, can I get a sound check on sub-woofer number 7?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:16 PM

Damned electrickery wizards left fourteen miles of cables full of knots. Here Mbo I just straightened out a couple O'miles for ye, I'll go and do the rest... Worst job of rigging I ever saw in me life. Looks just like a mainmast down in a hurricane...Aye...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:24 PM

Thanks a lot Dave--that was probably the only pile of spaghetti I could have said no to! Hmmm...microphone placement time! Got me my cheat sheet of Jeff Lynne's microphone secrets. Gotta get those drums to sound right--what!? Of course we need a drum set! How are we going to do the Pogues without that kickduff punk drumming!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:25 PM

well at least the bar is reasonably clear now, and the path to the men's room. Just made a batch of buttermilk pies according to the Catspaw recipe. anyone want to try one? I will warn you, they are addictive. I figured as long as you were all working so hard on this setup you might as well get fed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:32 PM

Thanks, Mario. This is making me more hungry that setting up our articial Christmas tree! And I'm getting less scratches up doing this--don't need my work gloves!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:37 PM

Can I get some more monitor up here? A little less treble on the harp mike, and more reverb on the vocal...MORE ore REVERB erb..MORE ore ore ore REVERB erb erb erb...MORE ore ore ore ore...OK k k k k k k k....PERFECT ect ect ect ect ect....WAIT ect ect ait ait ait...TOO ait ait ooo MUCH ait oooo oooo uch uch REVERB! ect ect ait ait oooooo uch uch erb erb erb...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM

Move it, EJ--I wanna try that! I'm having a primal scream moment "PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, JOIN HANDS! RIDE THE LOVE TRAI-YA-YA-YA-YAIN!"

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM

(Keyboard whines up to high C in a wonky rendition of the opening bars of Highway 61 Revisited) Heavy bass auto boogiewoogie comin in from the synth, keyboard sliding and whining and sounding like a steel pipe on a railroad track while the boogie woogie comes up from underneath like a rolling boil of Cajun crayfish in a sundown pot...)

Mudcat Cafe Number 61

Oh God told Maxwell, "Build me a Site!"
Max says, "Chill, I been drinkin' all night"
God say, "Tough." Max  say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Max, but
Just don't come knocking at no Pearly Gate!"
Well Max says, "Just what d'ye want this site to say?"
God says, "Let's just call it Mudcat Cafe."

Well Old Man Spaw he had a bloody nose
Stuck in a ward with paper-towel clothes
He asked the doctors,  where can I go
Doctor  said there's only one place I know
Where they'll still love you, when you're old and gray...
Spaw sez, "Quick, man, show me the way!"
Doc says, "It's down at the Mudcate Cafe".

Well Rick the FIeld said to  Big Joe King,
I got forty second-hand folkies who cain't sing
And a ream of old Gibsons with broken strings
Do you know where I can get rid of these things?
And Big Joe  said let me think if there ain't some way...
And he hands old Rick a blue clicky piece of Cleigh
"Just take it all down to that Mudcate Cafe".

Now the fifteenth newbie on the fortieth thread
Said the jargon was gettin' stuck in her head
And the Songbook scansion was ruining her night!
So Troll said come here and step into the light... he says hmm
you're right
Let me tell the Gaelic Goddess, she'll make it all OK,
But the Gaelic Goddess, she was having her way
With a sad-eyed poet out at the Mudcat Cafe.

 


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:08 PM

GREAT AMOS! mos mos mos...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:10 PM

That's a wrap, it's going to the Goddess tonight. MM, any beer left back there! Gimme wan Hank's --I'm dry....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:18 PM

Truly the Infamous Amos......Your abilities at songwriting are simply superb...which is good since everyone needs a specialty area...especially if you're a complete washout otherwise.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM

Amos - anything you want! That is incredible....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:39 PM

Speaking of washout, there, Spaw -- mebbe you should try it on your mouth -- those brown stains on yer teeth can be fixed, y'know...improve your grin...but anyway, thanks for the kind remarks, gentlemen, the inspiration is all Zimmerman's...and a tip o' the hat to TGG who puts out these weird inspirational vibes...(raises the long brown bottle and throws it up and back, fillinghis gullet with cold beer)...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:43 PM

Thanks, y'all. Your screaming has done me a world of good- my innards are now smooth and calm as set jello. All :) :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:48 PM

Ok...sound equipment looks good! **turns up the bass levels when no one's looking** Who wants to start the singing?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:50 PM

Speaking of Jello, mind that pit to your right there -- it's full of lemon flavor this evening, I think, unless Spaw was here earlier while it was still settin up...If ye get stuck, we have a customized Jello Jackhammer here, as a remedy, ya see..(finishes beer). MMario, my dear and kind friend, a second one will get me riffled. Whattya say?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Áine
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 07:57 PM

And a melodious voice comes out of the speakers, as Mbo realizes that he hasn't hooked up the last wire . . .

Dear Amos,

Would ye mind dedicating that special little ditty to the big fella? You know the one I mean, that strange strawberry blond fella hovering a few inches above the floor over there in corner, with the T-shirt that has his name on the back and the big Irish grin on his face . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM

With glad heart, , and great reverence, I dedicate that song to Big Joe King, a man to whom we all carry a great debt, for the placing of incredibly precious things in incredibly precious places at just the needed time...here;s to you Big Joe -- I am grateful for what you have done.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 08:07 PM

LEJ -- your typographical representation of sound effects has me rolling around laughing! Good one...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 08:12 PM

Blast that last wire! I always get those goofy balance problems--mmmmmph...uhggg...there! Well...what could I play for the Buachaillin Mhor...? How about me own "Fontenoy"? Anti-French & Irish Brigaders beware! Wait--more reverb I say-yay-yay-yay!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:00 PM

Now hold on, Mbo. No more reverb for you unless you've got a designated driver. Let's torque up the bass a bit, thin the highs, fatten the midrange, plug in some slap-echo...we'll have you sounding like Joe Cocker on the third day of a four day Methedrine/Courvoisier bender. C'mon Mbo...

What wouldja do if I sang outta tune?
Wouldja stand up and walk out on me?

BOP BOOM BOOM BA BOP BOOM BOOM


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 09:48 PM

What about the gamma adjustment? Also, I think the acoustic shadows are a MITE too dark. Hmmm...what's a good reverb song? I know! It's "Kuiama" time boys! Crank the bass EJ--I'm going fer broke!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Susan A-R
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:16 PM

My, Anyone up for a bit of the Oyster Band's The Old Dance? I'll tackle vocals if someone (Sorcha or Jeri where are you girls?) would get fiddle. Oh, and a Sam Adams to whet my whistle before I start wouldn't be amis.

Eve, said God, Listen to me Keep your hands off the apple tree Eve and Adam wondered why Made some cider and gave it a try God came back and he made a row Go and toil by the sweat of your brow The snake said to hell with the daily bread Taught 'em how to do the latest dance instead

It's the old dance and a crooked dance too When you step outside the law Play your tune on your damned old fiddle it'll burn you up like straw.

God drove up in a bkg black car Took a drag on a fat cigar Said break the law and you pay the price Out you go from paradise Stuck a sign on every tree This is private property The snake said Property is theft Never mind, there's always one thing left

It's the old dance. . . Rip out a fiddle break there girls!!

God sends thunder God sends hail chills and spills and bills in the mail Plagues on the sly and the innocent Frogs and boils and government Take your partner in your spite Try and dance all through the night With your hands all round What'll you do when the sky falls down

But the old dance . . .

The fiddles take over again.

Ahhhhhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Sorcha
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM

WOOOoooo WOOooooWOULD SOMEBODY TURN DOWN THE AMP ON THAT !@#$% BANJO? I can't hear myself drink! Little more gain on the fiddle here, gonna stick this fiddle under my chin, up steps Sorcha with a Guiness and Grin. Play a little hoe-down, drink a little rye, Go to the dance at the Session in the Sky ( A minor riff/slide from Ghost Riders) More beer for the fiddler!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:41 PM

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww! Do I love these lassies or WHat? An' I don't even know What! So don't ask me, "Know what?"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:43 PM

Kui-Kui-Kuiama
She came in the morning
She smiled but the tears on her pretty face
Showed the pain that was felt in that far-off place
So sad
Treated so ba-ay-ay-ay-ayd!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:50 PM

TURN DOWN THE VOLUME A BIT !! ok thats better.. phew thats too loud fer me.. I dont know if its the beer or the volume making me dizzy...Who put All Around The Watchtower by Jimmie Hendrix on anyway thought you lot were folkies?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 10:55 PM

We are, Dave! Bob Dylan & Jimi Hendrix are playing it together tonight!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Susan A-R
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:14 PM

Ah the power of the PA. It's a dangerous item, but boy is it FUN!! Ok, Ok, we can tone it down a bit. That's the other lovely thing about it though, you can just sing, nice and easy, and put all of that power into espression, rather than volume. We do a pretty hard hitting rendition of The Ploughboy Lads where I come from, good strong guitar beat, low, heavy fiddle, a bit of base and some drums and nice, strong, (but not overly loud) vocals.

Oh when I was naught but sweet sixteen With beauty charms a blooming It's little little did I think At nineteen I'd be grievin

Oh the ploughboy lads, they're all braw lads But they're false and they're deceiving Thay'll take your all and thay'll gang awa And leave the lassies grieving.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 26 Feb 00 - 11:19 PM

Kui-Kui-Kuiama
It's now ten-thousand miles
It's a long long way, and I'm here today
And you won't go back so you might say "Hello"
How do you do-oo-oo-oo!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 12:35 AM

Ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles, you can heeeeaaar that whistle bloow ten thousand miles...
Je pourrait t'imaginer,
Sur le quai, abandonée,
Dans le bruit de la cahu des au revoirs
Et j'entends siffler le train,
J'entends siffler le train,
Comme c'est triste un train qui siffle dans le soir...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 01:07 AM

And so good night..

They that do drink till they nod and wink
Even as good fellows should do,
They shall not miss to have the bliss
That good ale hath brought them to.
And all poor souls that scour black bowls
And them hath lustily trolled
God save the lives of them and their wives
Whether they be young or old!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Metchosin
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 01:14 AM

Lord I'm two, lord I'm four, lord I'm six, lord I'm eight, Lord I'm 10,000 miles away from home. Can't get Hearme on my Mac There's no PC in this shack And I'm 10,000 miles away from home..........


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 02:38 AM

Ah another brilliant night of music. Time for a song and then to bed...

TEN THOUSAND MILES

O fare you well, my own true love, So fare you well for a while I'm going away, but I'm coming back If I go ten thousand miles

If I prove false to you, my love The earth may melt and burn The sea may freeze and the earth may burn If I no more return

Ten thousand miles, my own true love Ten thousand miles or more The rocks may melt and the seas may burn If I no more return

And who will shoe your pretty feet Or who will glove your hand Or who will kiss your red rosy cheek When I'm in the foreign land

My father will shoe my pretty little feet My mother will glove my hand And you can kiss my red, rosy cheek When you return again

O don't you see yon little turtle dove A-skipping from vine to vine A-mourning the loss of her own true love Just as I mourn for mine

Don't you see yon pretty little girl A-spinning on yonder wheel Ten thousand gay gold guineas would I give To feel just like she feels


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 09:50 PM

Geez, I go out to practice my primal screams for a day, and the whole place moves! Sheesh! Ya gotta be quick to catch the 'Cat...

Sabra! Fellow denizen of the fabled land of Wizards, (Light) Winds, Munchkins, and Red Sequined Pumps! Greetings, hello, howdy, and hi y'all! Good to meet another "plainsperson." Can I stand ya to whatever potion you're imbibin' at the bar? (MMario, we're still puttin' it on Bert's tab, right?) and I'm stickin' to coffee this evenin', please, 'cause us self-employed nerdniks don't get to count this a day of rest, and I gotta go make money here in a little bit...

Now where'd I put those ear plugs? That reverb is killin' me...

Lin


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 27 Feb 00 - 11:44 PM

Guess we didn't leave scream school behind when we jumped ... I don't do scream since a performance art workshop 12 years ago, where the teacher turned out to have a minor in scream school. really raunched out the voice. Not even for Screamin' Jay.

I'll move to the groove, tho' -- here in the virtual I can even dance to reggae again ...

MA


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:48 PM

Paul and Silas, bound in jail!
No one there to go their bail
Keep your hand on that plough,
Hold On!!!

(volume creeps up until Mahalia fills the entire hall with echoes)

Hooooold On!
Hold On!
Keep yo' hand on that PLOUGHHHHH!
Hold On!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Troll
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:07 PM

Fer Gawds sake guys! A LITTLE LESS REVERB! I can't understand the words. It"s always the same. Give 'em a new toy and they go nutso with the reverb.Tryin' to make the place sound like a damn cathederal.Sheesh!

troll (who ALWAYS uses reverb in moderation) yeah ,right!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: GUEST,Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:48 PM

Kui, in this country, they got rules with no reason
They teach you to kill, then they send you away
With your gun in your hand, you pick up your pay
So cruel, that no-mercy too-oo-oo-oo-ool!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Molly Malone
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 05:19 PM

Oh gods...my head.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: tar_heel
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 05:28 PM

what was that i just stepped on..uh through??oh my god!!!let's get out of here before somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy................


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 10:35 PM

Somebody haul Chuck out of the jello pit and give him a towel. I keep telling LEJ we need to put a railing around that, but he says bert doesn't have enough simmolians yet...

Chuck, what'll you have? (It goes on Bert's credit card, so order to your hearts content!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 10:56 PM

Kui, please believe me, I couldn't help myself
I wanted to run but they gave me a gun
And told me the duty I owed to my father land
I made my sta-ya-ya-ya-yand~

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:10 PM

I still haven't figgered out if its lemon jello or if Spaw was in there earlier...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:14 PM

Gross! Are you sure Cleigh didn't mistake it for his litter box?

--mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:28 PM

Cliegh uses a Litter Box?! WOW!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:32 PM

Yep, and he prefers Jello over Fresh Step, it appears!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:41 PM

Poor little Cleigh...he's so maligned. Don'tcha know he probably over at the auction, producing those little pellets by the handful so he can have his date with Max? He's been way too busy lately to put yellow in the Jello.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:43 PM

How does he dig/scratch/kick the Jello litter? I would think it would just PLOP/PLIP instead of co-operating and like the regular cat sand does?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 11:48 PM

Whyever would Cleigh use the jello pit? He has his own private area back in the garden, behind the second bush to the left. Well, he shares it with the flamingos, but as a longstanding patron of this establishment he KNOWS better then to use the pit.

Now, Cletus, Reg, Reg and Reg I could see, and gadonlyknows they probably have the capacity, but ... errrr..isn't the ....uhmmmm....consistancy ... so to speak ... a bit....uhh...thick?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:03 AM

Oh good Lord...would this empty bottle of Gulden's hotter than ah-ah-ah mustard mean anything? Someone's trying to spice up the J-E-LL-OHHHHHHHHHH!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:15 AM

It would havet'a have been while it was still setting up, like...to make a uniform effect like that..and it was someone with a well-balanced liquid intake.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:31 AM

Flamingos??!! We have flamingos??!! Good gad, they DO let anybody in here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:36 AM

What's that Manfred Mann song...."La la la la la pretty flamingoooooooo!"

--mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:46 AM

Ya know, after kat's thought/rant for the day, I could seriously use a Primal Scream here...........AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Oh, how I wish that would make it better in the real world. Sorry to put a damper on the reverb.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:51 AM

Sorcha, I have the perfect song to sing...but can't get the lyrics! Oh well...maybe sometime later this week...

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 03:57 AM

Ah crap, I hafta help close again. So many taverns, so little time.

BarMmario,

I have a song in my heart. Hope you approve when you hear it. I'd like to HearMe you sing it Sunday, yez???

Have another one too. I just ran over a really cute possum on the way here and now I gotta sing. I shoulda swerved!! He didn't hafta die!!! Look out look out--- the leader of the poack. Vroommm!!!

And I just found out today that Hoyt Axton died last year too! Now I find out. From SingOut magazine!!! Oh well. At least we get Shania. Is she Hoyt with a sex change??? Or is he her biological father?

Hey, will she mind if I sing, "Man! I feel like an asshole!" "The best part about bein' an asshole, is the prerogative to have a little fun..." [echo effect: fun fun]

White wine to go with my fish...

Where are the redshirted backup boys she gets???


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 04:08 AM

SHANIA???? And get real Sauternes (the French Stuff) to go wit' yer fish or dessert! 1985 d'Yquem is the best. See you all tommorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 04:10 AM

O yeah, didn't you know she's a Mudcatter? Who d'ye think writes that Cleigh stuff???? Why else would Max hold still for holding still?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 08:52 AM

*I'm SO confuzzled!*


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 09:00 AM

There's a dispersal circuit in the main pre-amp, takes all the notions coming through and sprinkles them to the four winds, see, MM? It isn't you. Even Praise can't keep two thoughts together in this place, cuz of how MbO got that dispersal loop cranked up so high...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 09:08 AM

All I wanna know is who put all this little pink feathers all over my poor lonely little brain cell? It's blocked up all the receptor sites for the trans-dimensional hyperganglionic recievers....

How am I suppossed to think without the rest of my family inputting....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 09:53 AM

Call yourselves a recording studio? I sent in my proposal for a reworking of the William Tell Overture for kazoo and triangle and you tell me it's not commercial unless I look like Britney Spears (who?).
I might be prepared to shave my legs but I don't think 'er indoors would want me to have the implants.
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:04 AM

Geeze, Rog -- you sound desperate. Maybe Max could auction you off, or sell you The Operation through Mudcat. What's a lifetime for if a girl can't have some fun, right?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: MMario
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:12 AM

Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Guest,Roger the skiffler:

In regards to your recent communication regarding a proposal to record the William Tell Overture with kazoo and triangle:

I regret to inform you that you have been the recipiant of cyber meddling with our customer files. That communication was strictly for internal use and should never have been forwarded to you, our valued client and artist. Guest,Roger , you are among our most valued customers, and we would like to meet with you, Mr/Mrs/Ms the skiffler in order to further discuss this proposal.

As I am sure you are aware Mr/Mrs/Ms Guest,Roger the skiffler, that each and every artist dealing with the Mudcat Recording Studio here at Muddy RiverBottom Productions is of great value to us.

P.F. Bombast, CEO

ps - G,RtS --- WOBH!! Kazoo and triangle? You have GOT to be kidding.....do you know what it costs to hire a triangle player these days? How about you lead on Kazoo and we'll bring in that Mbo kid and his one string gitar....? Have your machine call my machine. PFB


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:16 AM

Oh Uh Oh, act totally crazy, forget I'm a lady, man's shirt short skirt, uh oh uh oh, really go wild yeah doin' it in style...

Man! I feel like a ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:32 AM

GAG!!! I HATE Shania Twain **aaackk**--quick someone gimmee that mike!

Kuia, stop your crying, there's no bombs a'falling
No horsemen in the night a'riding
Through your dreams and tearing at
Your life, baby goodni-yi-yi-yi-yight!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:35 AM

Praise:

As a writer, I am sure you understand the importance of complete thoughts to a balanced communication. In the trade, these thoughts, when put into words, are called sentences.

Please do not hesitate to call if you have any questions; your call will be routed through sixteen menu layers resulting in disconnection, under our Basic Plan. For the aesthetically inclined, we have three Advanced Plans, each with its own artistically designed path of beautiful links and sounds, also resulting in disconnection.

Sincerely,

Reveuil Tingmar Katier,
Consultant Extraordinaire


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:36 AM

Color my hair, do as I dare, wo oh uh oh...

Man! I feel like a woman!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:44 AM

DOUBLE ACK!!!

My, my Kuiama, don't break your heart trying
To say how your Ma and your Pa passed away
And they left you to wander the ruin and decay
Real mean, that bullet machi-yi-yi-yi-yine!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern XXIII and recording studio
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 00 - 04:20 PM

Lookit these cats jive, man. Wouldn't know that there was a church lady jumpin' up and down reveling in her gender over there, now wouldja?? Ain't it spay-shul? :>) Dang, this is one lively joint.


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