Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:11 AM Here it is, CHALLENGE!RS -- Your 'song subject' for the great Easter Bonnet(?) Special Challenge, just in time for Mardi Gras and spring bonnet buying weather. No caveats, you're allowed a "free hand" with this one. Just remember that after Fat Tuesday, you have to behave . . . yeah, right. Joyeux Mardi Gras! DATELINE: GRETNA, Louisiana -- The debate was serious. The vote unanimous. The Gretna City Council says it's now legal in Louisiana to throw women's underwear from Carnival floats. "So we're pro-panties -- it's on the record," joked one city councilman. However, it is still illegal to throw anything that is ". . . lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia." The panty-throwing issue was pushed by protesting parade organizers. "If panties are . . . vulgar, why are they exposed in every department store in the nation?" asked one of the captains of the Elks Krewe of Gretna. Another Mardi Gras group captain firmly agreed. "Panties have been a legitimate throw for Mardi Gras for years," he said. Have fun! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:13 AM I'm glad they agreed about panties...the debate would have been insufferable...that's why they just agreed...they didn't wanna go there. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:11 AM The Mardi Gras Parade (Tune: The Shores of Botany Bay) DATELINE: GRETNA, Louisiana -- The debate was serious. The vote unanimous. The Gretna City Cho: Go, borrow Grandma's panties
Cho. There were silky little underpants Cho. Now a shop girl there named Sloopy Cho. Well, I had myself a C-note Cho. Well, the giant floats pulled out, sir Cho |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:15 AM Alright -- you've been hacking into my computer, haven't you, Amos? Why, that's almost as bad as going through my underwear drawer! How did you do that so quickly, huh? Come on, fes up, you already had that written, didn't you? You can't be that good -- or can you? -- Mmmmmm, this poses an interesting question . . . Well done! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:38 AM I won't deign to comment on how I would feel about trawling yer undies, dear heart, but I might lose some sleep over it! No, I came in to work this morning and found your trying challenge was much preferable to implementing redlines to the advanced user's interface training manual version 3.2.1.2.3.4. gaaaaah!! Tell you what -- I'll keep my undies out of yer dreams if you keep yers out of mine...believe me it's the bargain of the century...:<))
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Micca Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM This was irrisistabable Aine hope this is ok Parade I was just an idle bystander I came to watch the parade Young ladies on floats Teasing old goats Rekindling a light that had failed Chorus I really don't know how they got there I cannot explain it at all For out of my black leather Jacket Fell some Knickers rolled up in a ball I was idly watching them passing Their tits at the men they did flash When out of the air Came flying a pair of panties in need of a wash I thought " if your seen here watching This exuberant, prurient show Your ass in a sling Will be just the thing And older you ain't gonna grow
So I zipped up my jacket and wandered
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM Well! I can see that I'm going to have to make the requirements for the Golden Cow Chip Awards a bit harder (so to speak) -- Two Guinness Crest Winners in a row -- I pondered aloud to the dear hubby before he left for work this morning on how quickly this CHALLENGE! had been answered by Amos and Micca. He informed me that "It's a guy thing, dear. Women's panties is something we men think about all the time anyway, so it wouldn't be too difficult to write about them at the drop of a (edited) . . ." I have to admit, however, that I am truly amazed. OK Lady Mudcats!! Let's get 'em where they live!! They're our knickers, after all!!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:09 AM **SIGH** The days of the great Song Challenge!s are over, I fear, at least for me... --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:14 AM FYI, Mbo, Lent has begun yet . . . Anyway, you could always write an anti-panty throwing song, ya know! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:39 AM I'm gonna have to write to the Chauvinist Peckerheads Society about this serious security leak...revealing to all that us testosterone-gifted types actually live, spiritually and mentally, in ladies' knickers is a serious compromise of our confidential high-level your-hands-only information...makes us vulnerable to exposure of the most embarassin' sort! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:44 AM There was a young man who like all of his ilk; lived in ladies panties whether cotton or silk
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:49 AM I should have stayed in bed With her panties on my head Instead of which I'm in this ditch And all washed up instead Wen't to the Mardi Gras To catch my girl a bra A float went by And a sheepish guy Threw his jock-strap over far It lande on my right foot Got tangled in my left foot Stuck to me fingers The smell of it still lingers And trips me over a bloody root. repeat first verse |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:49 AM Carnival, Carnival Time for folks to have a ball Lent is almost here again Time to party until then New Orleans aswarm with floats Street bands playing their blue notes Like "Waiting for the Robert E. Lee" But please don't throw no junk at me! Floats come rumbling down the street Enthralling everyone they meet Flashy sparkly sequinned flair Tanked up college students there Throwing at me beads and such But none of these things irk me much As getting hit with a ladies' panty I don't want that! I want some candy! Candy here, candy there NOT somebody's underwear Give me something I can munch Not some undies in a bunch What a stupid waste of cash I'd rather get some hot pork hash Kicker tossing! What an insult! HEY! Give me back my beads you dolt! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:51 AM Heeheehee! LOL, Os! Shoulda put a couple of jockstraps in mine, just for Equal Rights (left wing, right wing, center wing, hike)...oh, never mind... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:03 AM Wow, Mbo did it! An anti-panty song! Royally done -- you are awarded Founder's Status in the Aunty's Anti-Scanty Panty Ranty Association with all rights and priveleges... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:11 AM Well done, Mbo and Osmium!! And MMario -- where's the rest of that song? You have a great beginning there, keep on going! OK, on behalf of the Lady Mudcats everywhere, here's my offering for this CHALLENGE!:
The Tale Of The Mardi Gras Queen |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:24 AM I was walking down the street With my cornet in it's case Mindin' my own bidness When some panties hit my face I got those panty-hurlin' blues It won't give me no peace Why can't they leave me alone I wish this dang nonsense would cease We was playing on a corner And we passed around the hat Somebody threw us some panties What in the world we gonna do wit that? I got those panty-hurlin' blues Can't get to money no mo' Fredericks of Hollywood Is now the only thing they throw I was leadin' off a funeral march On a sad and rainy morn When some panties flew from a window And got stuck in the bell of my horn I got those panty-hurlin' blues Can't even march the dead to sleep Cause everywhere you look now Is womans' panties in a heap Don't know what to do With all these panties, no sir My woman she done left me So I can't give them to her Oh I got those panty-hurlin' blues And I ain't got a single dime Now I wish they throw me some BVDs Then Lord I'd were THOSE all the time! Aww..play dat thang Oliver! I got those panty-hurlin' blues Done thrown my life outta whack So if someone throws some at you... Just be sure....and....throw...them...baaaaack! OH YEAHHHHHHH! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:33 AM This is hardly the most politically correct but then again I, (and my partner), are heartily glad that sexy underwear is very much at the fore in the UK at present. With companies like agent provocateur desgining for Marks and Spencer and other high street mainstays, life looks pretty good at present. www.agentprovocateur.co.uk for anyone who is interested in the state of design in the UK. In the meantime apologies for the somewhat schoolboy lyrics. Hyp Less is more – to the tune of "Fat bottomed Girls" – Queen Oh take your long johns off tonight Oh hide your jimjams out of sight Oh you got to remember less is more Your skimpy undies bring your partner to the floor Down of his knees they bring your partner to the floor I was just a skinny lad never knew no good from bad But I knew my taste before I touched puberty Given a choice of bloomers or briefs I'd scream get a G-string on good grief Make those suspenders bring your partner to the floor Oh, (I know), slip your corset on tonight – (please!) Oh, (yeah-yeah), leave almost nothing out of sight- (dig it) Oh you've go to remember less is more Your skimpy undies bring your partner to the floor Down of his knees they bring your partner to the floor I am over thirty now, met a few girls then and now I can advise you ladies the new man has gone west With delight you are an equal But we got to see the sequel It's the lacy ones that really will impress Oh, (I know), if it's silk and it is tight Oh, (yeah-yeah), and it's seen by candlelight Oh, (yeah-yeah), he will do anything you want Who really wins when he is begging on the floor? Who really wins when he is begging you for more? Hyp |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:37 AM Hyp--that is awesome! I love the original Queen version--and yours is pretty darn funny too--great rhyming! You make the rocket world go round! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:41 AM Cheers Mbo Going for promotion when the prizes are given out Got my first golden cow chip in song thread 9... Regards Hyp
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:50 AM You guys are too much for me! As the man said when the undies hit him on the jaw -- can't beat that! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:57 AM Too bad ye can't get Hearme Amos--I can sing Hyp's song too, and it's sounds GREAT! Ride 'em cowboy! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:01 PM Áine -- The images in your song have me giggling. It is a deeply naughty song. I love it... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:08 PM Personally I also think Aine has the best of it so far. However, glad to find you in good voice Mbo. Hyp |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:09 PM Micca -- I'm cracking up here! Love that fresh leg of lamb -- what an image! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:15 PM I'm so glad that all you fellas like my little ditty! I tell ya, I think I've hit on the perfect subjects for challenges - food and sex. They seem to ellicit the most response outa you all!! And it's GREAT!! Keep going everyone! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:26 PM Well, they're both hard acts to follow, you have to admit...unless you follow one with the other. And they are probably the two most frequent ponderings in the human mind at all times. Amazing how high the price of meat space is...if I could figure out how to run an Internet connection without a body, I'd disincarnate! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:29 PM Personally I'd highly recommend both at the same time. Hyp ;-) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:43 PM Great minds, feeding alike... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:44 PM Hey, you're lucky I managed to come up with TWO songs on this wacko subject--it's somebody else's turn now! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:46 PM Love to stay and chat all but gotta go home and er .... ....cook supper. Rgds Hyp |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:59 PM You throw them, an' I'll throw this!
Throwing Panties Blues |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:00 PM Typos typos typos -- sorry sorry sorry -- A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:02 PM Guess I over did it withthe minks, huh? Sorry -- I was actually thinking of ferrets, but it didn't scan. Blues can get ya in trouble, huh? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:23 PM Or were ya thinking of minx? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:28 PM blue minks? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM Blue Minks, Now that I'm sixty two All of their hairs are died blue But what we must do, we must do Blue Minks, Gals who were once known as brown Now, as the years have gone down, Wrap up in hair-dressers gowns
And suddenly, appeared before me
Blue minks, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM I shoulda seen that coming.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: katlaughing Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:54 PM They are tarted up in plumage bright Above the crowds they proudly prance and strut The clothes they wear are awfully tight As they float in the Mardi Gras parade. CH:
Oh, the ladies of the Mardi Gras
They have traveled all the city streets CH:
Orgy? Is this then what it's come to, CH: Oh well, not much comparitively, but there ya go! Wasn't gonna write about this at all at first...thought it was too puerile and sexist! And, man! They'd better be laundered!! katlaughing
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:02 PM That's kinda like taking fresh corn and turning it into Frosted Flakes, kAT... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:08 PM Making it corny, then? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:09 PM Maize whee, mon ami Mbo! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM Amos, Ami, Amat? Thred crepe (like the new spelling?) has set in! We've gone from giving ear to other's original Challenge! songs to making puns! Can't we bring back a kernel of the original challenge? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:28 PM There ye go, popping my bubble again. Ruint mazola day! I don't want to start another row, but I feel like yer stalking me. Aw, shucks. OK...I'm even with you, Mbo, two for two on undies. Even if they are kinda make shift, and sorta brief. But I'm sure you'll expose even more fundamental talents, being the strapping youth you are. Show us what you got under there...Huh? Under where? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM Stook the words right out of my mouth. Smooth as silk (cornsilk), ye are! BTW got finished recording the Barky song. Hope my voice doesn't sound too husky. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:51 PM At least you're going with the grain, lad. Shows you're...well,...bread! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Bradypus Date: 28 Feb 00 - 06:23 PM The Scotsman's Mardi Gras (Tune: Clementine)
I'm a Scotsman, a humble Scotsman
Tossing cabers, throwing hammers,
Throwing stuff just don't come easy
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Date: 28 Feb 00 - 06:51 PM In Gretna I'm told that The councils so bold that They passed a decree for the high and the low That girls on the floats-o You fellows take notes-o Can take off their panties and go on and throw ch. Can go on and throw-o, can go on and throw-o Can take off their panties and go on and throw In Mardi Gras time You will find it's no crime If you ride through the town with your undies pulled low And if you see a guy-o Who catches your eye-o Just take off your panties and go on and throw. Just go on and throw-o Just go on and throw-o Just take off tour panties and go on and throw. If you want lingerry To make the boys merry Victoria's Secret's the place you should go You'll find they've all kinds dear They've got silks so fine dear That you can put on and then take off and throw Can take off and throw-o can take off and throw-o that you can put on and then take off and throw. troll
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM LOL, Troll, baby! Heeeheeeheee Two brilliant additions for you, TGG. Now Bradypuss, this is marvelous! But I have to ask -- is there any underwear there? Maybe there's another verse on that age-old mystery...You guys are great! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM Panty Lady (Tune: Nobody's Child) Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady, don't get too close to me Panty Lady, I can't take it, can't you see? Panty Lady, why don't you leave me be? Yeah....wo wo wo wo whoa... Panty Lady, just throw me some beads Panty Lady, keep on thy woman's weeds Panty Lady, underwear your body needs Yeah...wo wo wo wo whoa-oh Panty Lady, with your shiny red lip gloss Panty Lady, please don't your panties toss Panty Lady, your bum would count it a loss Yeah...wo wo wo wo whoa-oh New Orleans child, why couldn't you just have smiled? Panty Lady, New Orleans child Why'd you have to throw your Hanes? New Orleans child, look at me and see what you've done Panty Lady, New Orleans child Now I got those loving pains! Yeah...whoa.. Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady... (Abruptly morphs into "Illusions In G-String Major" See what you people have done! Now you've gone and corrupted my innocence! And parodying ELO songs to boot! Oops...sorry to get so crotchety... --Mbo |
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