Song Challenge! Part 11

Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:11 AM

Here it is, CHALLENGE!RS -- Your 'song subject' for the great Easter Bonnet(?) Special Challenge, just in time for Mardi Gras and spring bonnet buying weather. No caveats, you're allowed a "free hand" with this one. Just remember that after Fat Tuesday, you have to behave . . . yeah, right. Joyeux Mardi Gras!

DATELINE: GRETNA, Louisiana -- The debate was serious. The vote unanimous. The Gretna City Council says it's now legal in Louisiana to throw women's underwear from Carnival floats. "So we're pro-panties -- it's on the record," joked one city councilman. However, it is still illegal to throw anything that is ". . . lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia."

The panty-throwing issue was pushed by protesting parade organizers. "If panties are . . . vulgar, why are they exposed in every department store in the nation?" asked one of the captains of the Elks Krewe of Gretna. Another Mardi Gras group captain firmly agreed. "Panties have been a legitimate throw for Mardi Gras for years," he said.

Have fun! -- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:13 AM

I'm glad they agreed about panties...the debate would have been insufferable...that's why they just agreed...they didn't wanna go there.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:11 AM

The Mardi Gras Parade

(Tune:  The Shores of Botany Bay)
 

DATELINE: GRETNA, Louisiana -- The debate was serious. The vote unanimous. The Gretna City
 Council says it's now legal in Louisiana to throw women's underwear from Carnival floats. "So we're
 pro-panties -- it's on the record," joked one city councilman. However, it is still illegal to throw anything
 that is ". . . lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia."

Cho:

Go, borrow  Grandma's panties
Go steal yer  Sister's bra
And lift yer  Aunite's teddy, too
And a corset from yer Ma
For the captain, sir, has passed the word
They are to be displayed
And to be thrown down to the crowds around
In the Mardi Gras parade!

I went  to a large department store
Where I had been before
To the lingerie department
And wandered round the floor
And underneath me overcoat
I  quickly hid away
About a ream of teenage dreams
For the Mardi Gras parade!

Cho.

There were silky little underpants
And bras from A to D
And a scarlet silken teddy,
And a string they called a Gee.
There was underpants with an open crotch
What for, I couldn't say.
But I snagged 'em all, 'twas a mighty haul
For the Mardi Gras parade!

Cho.

Now a shop girl  there named Sloopy
She saw me slip the goods
And she called the man they call Jacques Flann,
The dick of the neighborhood!
And he grabbed me by me collar,
As toward the door I strayed,
And he says "Do tell- -
You can say farewell
To the Mardi Gras Parade"

Cho.

Well, I had myself a C-note
And I slipped it to the mug
And I showed him a news-clipping sir,
From the Gretna Daily Plug
It explained about the panties
And the dainties I'd parlayed
And I told that grift
I had need of them shifts
For the Mardi Gras  parade!
 

Cho.

Well, the giant floats pulled out, sir
It started right on time,
At 6 P M on Sunday
Down the Quartier's center line
And me and Jacky Flann, sir
Were completely undismayed,
Handing undies out
To the crowds about
At the Mardi  Gras  parade!

Cho
 

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:15 AM

Alright -- you've been hacking into my computer, haven't you, Amos? Why, that's almost as bad as going through my underwear drawer!

How did you do that so quickly, huh? Come on, fes up, you already had that written, didn't you? You can't be that good -- or can you? -- Mmmmmm, this poses an interesting question . . .

Well done! -- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:38 AM

I won't deign to comment on how I would feel about trawling yer undies, dear heart, but I might lose some sleep over it!

No, I came in to work this morning and found your trying challenge was much preferable to implementing redlines to the advanced user's interface training manual version 3.2.1.2.3.4. gaaaaah!!

Tell you what -- I'll keep my undies out of yer dreams if you keep yers out of mine...believe me it's the bargain of the century...:<))

A

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Micca
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM

This was irrisistabable Aine hope this is ok

Parade

I was just an idle bystander
I came to watch the parade
Young ladies on floats
Teasing old goats
Rekindling a light that had failed

Chorus
I really don't know how they got there
I cannot explain it at all
For out of my black leather Jacket
Fell some Knickers rolled up in a ball

I was idly watching them passing
Their tits at the men they did flash
When out of the air
Came flying a pair
of panties in need of a wash

I thought " if your seen here watching
This exuberant, prurient show
Your ass in a sling
Will be just the thing
And older you ain't gonna grow

So I zipped up my jacket and wandered
To my little grey home in the west
Totally unaware
That the guilt making pair
Had gotten tucked into my vest

So now as I wait in the doctors
With an eye that is closed like a clam
I can muse upon chance
And stray pair of pants
And wife with a fresh leg of lamb

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM

Well! I can see that I'm going to have to make the requirements for the Golden Cow Chip Awards a bit harder (so to speak) -- Two Guinness Crest Winners in a row --

I pondered aloud to the dear hubby before he left for work this morning on how quickly this CHALLENGE! had been answered by Amos and Micca. He informed me that "It's a guy thing, dear. Women's panties is something we men think about all the time anyway, so it wouldn't be too difficult to write about them at the drop of a (edited) . . ." I have to admit, however, that I am truly amazed.

OK Lady Mudcats!! Let's get 'em where they live!! They're our knickers, after all!!!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:09 AM

**SIGH** The days of the great Song Challenge!s are over, I fear, at least for me...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:14 AM

FYI, Mbo, Lent has begun yet . . . Anyway, you could always write an anti-panty throwing song, ya know!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:39 AM

I'm gonna have to write to the Chauvinist Peckerheads Society about this serious security leak...revealing to all that us testosterone-gifted types actually live, spiritually and mentally, in ladies' knickers is a serious compromise of our confidential high-level your-hands-only information...makes us vulnerable to exposure of the most embarassin' sort!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: MMario
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:44 AM

There was a young man
who like all of his ilk;
lived in ladies panties
whether cotton or silk

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Osmium
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:49 AM

I should have stayed in bed
With her panties on my head
Instead of which
I'm in this ditch
And all washed up instead

Wen't to the Mardi Gras
To catch my girl a bra
A float went by
And a sheepish guy
Threw his jock-strap over far

It lande on my right foot
Got tangled in my left foot
Stuck to me fingers
The smell of it still lingers
And trips me over a bloody root.

repeat first verse

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:49 AM

Carnival, Carnival
Time for folks to have a ball
Lent is almost here again
Time to party until then
New Orleans aswarm with floats
Street bands playing their blue notes
Like "Waiting for the Robert E. Lee"
But please don't throw no junk at me!

Floats come rumbling down the street
Enthralling everyone they meet
Flashy sparkly sequinned flair
Tanked up college students there
Throwing at me beads and such
But none of these things irk me much
As getting hit with a ladies' panty
I don't want that! I want some candy!

Candy here, candy there
NOT somebody's underwear
Give me something I can munch
Not some undies in a bunch
What a stupid waste of cash
I'd rather get some hot pork hash
Kicker tossing! What an insult!
HEY! Give me back my beads you dolt!


--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:51 AM

Heeheehee! LOL, Os! Shoulda put a couple of jockstraps in mine, just for Equal Rights (left wing, right wing, center wing, hike)...oh, never mind...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:03 AM

Wow, Mbo did it! An anti-panty song! Royally done -- you are awarded Founder's Status in the Aunty's Anti-Scanty Panty Ranty Association with all rights and priveleges...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:11 AM

Well done, Mbo and Osmium!! And MMario -- where's the rest of that song? You have a great beginning there, keep on going!

OK, on behalf of the Lady Mudcats everywhere, here's my offering for this CHALLENGE!:

The Tale Of The Mardi Gras Queen
(Tune: Almost Every Circumstance)

Chorus:
Seven days are in the week
They're written on me underpants
There's four hundred fellas in the crowd
A lookin' up at me
Oh, but never let go of the float
When you're tossin' out your Sunday best
There's many a poor girl threw away
Her chance matrimonee

The first time I saw me love
Twas outside of the Pub O'Dowd
And the second time I saw him
Twas in front of La Jollie
He was jumpin' up and down with might
A tryin' to catch me purple pair
But I can tell you now me girls
The poor lad missed 'em twice!

Seven days are in the week
They're written on me underpants
There's four hundred fellas in the crowd
A lookin' up at me
Oh, but never let go of the float
When you're tossin' out your Sunday best
There's many a poor girl threw away
Her chance matrimonee

My love he took off at a pace
Twould bring pride to a racehorse
And he turned the corner at St. Paul
Just to catch up with me
Well, I'd never seen him run so fast
And frankly it was quite a sight
But I can tell you now me girls
The poor lad fell down thrice!

Seven days are in the week
They're written on me underpants
There's four hundred fellas in the crowd
A lookin' up at me
Oh, but never let go of the float
When you're tossin' out your Sunday best
There's many a poor girl threw away
Her chance matrimonee

Well, the last time I saw me love
He was pushin' through the drunken crowd
And I felt so sorry for him
I let go me posin' post
And the float it hit a pothole
And caused me feet to slip and slide
And I can tell you now me girls
Not a darn thing I could hide!

Seven days are in the week
They're written on me underpants
There's four hundred fellas in the crowd
A lookin' up at me
Oh, but never let go of the float
When you're tossin' out your Sunday best
There's many a poor girl threw away
Her chance matrimonee

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: GUEST,Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:24 AM

I was walking down the street
With my cornet in it's case
Mindin' my own bidness
When some panties hit my face
I got those panty-hurlin' blues
It won't give me no peace
Why can't they leave me alone
I wish this dang nonsense would cease

We was playing on a corner
And we passed around the hat
Somebody threw us some panties
What in the world we gonna do wit that?
I got those panty-hurlin' blues
Can't get to money no mo'
Fredericks of Hollywood
Is now the only thing they throw

I was leadin' off a funeral march
On a sad and rainy morn
When some panties flew from a window
And got stuck in the bell of my horn
I got those panty-hurlin' blues
Can't even march the dead to sleep
Cause everywhere you look now
Is womans' panties in a heap

Don't know what to do
With all these panties, no sir
My woman she done left me
So I can't give them to her
Oh I got those panty-hurlin' blues
And I ain't got a single dime
Now I wish they throw me some BVDs
Then Lord I'd were THOSE all the time!

Aww..play dat thang Oliver!

I got those panty-hurlin' blues
Done thrown my life outta whack
So if someone throws some at you...
Just be sure....and....throw...them...baaaaack!
OH YEAHHHHHHH!


--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:33 AM

This is hardly the most politically correct but then again I, (and my partner), are heartily glad that sexy underwear is very much at the fore in the UK at present. With companies like agent provocateur desgining for Marks and Spencer and other high street mainstays, life looks pretty good at present.

www.agentprovocateur.co.uk for anyone who is interested in the state of design in the UK.

In the meantime apologies for the somewhat schoolboy lyrics.

Hyp

Less is more – to the tune of "Fat bottomed Girls" – Queen

Oh take your long johns off tonight Oh hide your jimjams out of sight Oh you got to remember less is more Your skimpy undies bring your partner to the floor Down of his knees they bring your partner to the floor

I was just a skinny lad never knew no good from bad But I knew my taste before I touched puberty Given a choice of bloomers or briefs I'd scream get a G-string on good grief Make those suspenders bring your partner to the floor

Oh, (I know), slip your corset on tonight – (please!) Oh, (yeah-yeah), leave almost nothing out of sight- (dig it) Oh you've go to remember less is more Your skimpy undies bring your partner to the floor Down of his knees they bring your partner to the floor

I am over thirty now, met a few girls then and now I can advise you ladies the new man has gone west With delight you are an equal But we got to see the sequel It's the lacy ones that really will impress

Oh, (I know), if it's silk and it is tight Oh, (yeah-yeah), and it's seen by candlelight Oh, (yeah-yeah), he will do anything you want Who really wins when he is begging on the floor? Who really wins when he is begging you for more?

Hyp

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: GUEST,Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:37 AM

Hyp--that is awesome! I love the original Queen version--and yours is pretty darn funny too--great rhyming! You make the rocket world go round!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:41 AM

Cheers Mbo

Going for promotion when the prizes are given out

Got my first golden cow chip in song thread 9...

Regards

Hyp

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:50 AM

You guys are too much for me! As the man said when the undies hit him on the jaw -- can't beat that!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: GUEST,Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:57 AM

Too bad ye can't get Hearme Amos--I can sing Hyp's song too, and it's sounds GREAT! Ride 'em cowboy!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:01 PM

Áine --

The images in your song have me giggling. It is a deeply naughty song. I love it...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:08 PM

Personally I also think Aine has the best of it so far.

However, glad to find you in good voice Mbo.

Hyp

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:09 PM

Micca --

I'm cracking up here! Love that fresh leg of lamb -- what an image!

A

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:15 PM

I'm so glad that all you fellas like my little ditty!

I tell ya, I think I've hit on the perfect subjects for challenges - food and sex. They seem to ellicit the most response outa you all!! And it's GREAT!!

Keep going everyone! -- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:26 PM

Well, they're both hard acts to follow, you have to admit...unless you follow one with the other. And they are probably the two most frequent ponderings in the human mind at all times. Amazing how high the price of meat space is...if I could figure out how to run an Internet connection without a body, I'd disincarnate!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:29 PM

Personally I'd highly recommend both at the same time.

Hyp

;-)

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:43 PM

Great minds, feeding alike...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:44 PM

Hey, you're lucky I managed to come up with TWO songs on this wacko subject--it's somebody else's turn now!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:46 PM

Love to stay and chat all but gotta go home and er ....

....cook supper.

Rgds

Hyp

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 12:59 PM

You throw them, an' I'll throw this!

Throwing Panties Blues

Well you throw that, and I'll throw this!
Watch 'em get their knickers in a twist!
Hungry men, their minds on fire!
Underwear, their hearts desire!

Throwing out them panties
Yeah,throwing out them panties
Keep on throwing out them panties
Until the break of day.

Suzie Quill and Missy Wright,
All worked up to the men's delight!
Tearing off them underclothes
High on a float with their minks exposed,

They were throwing off them panties
Throwing off them panties!
Throwing of them panties,
Until the break of day.

Suzie Quill pulled off her bra
Raised it high and threw it far
Hit that sheriff in the snout!
Double D, and all fall out,
Jes' throwing off them panties
Throwing off them panties
Throwing off them panties,
Until the break of day.

Boogie woogie fade...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 01:00 PM

Typos typos typos -- sorry sorry sorry --

A

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:02 PM

Guess I over did it withthe minks, huh? Sorry -- I was actually thinking of ferrets, but it didn't scan. Blues can get ya in trouble, huh?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:23 PM

Or were ya thinking of minx?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: MMario
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:28 PM

blue minks?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM

Blue Minks,
Now that I'm sixty two
All of their hairs are died blue
But what we must do, we must do

Blue Minks,
Gals who were once known as brown
Now, as the years have gone down,
Wrap up in hair-dressers gowns

And suddenly, appeared before me
The only minx my arms would ever bear
She whispered darling, please adore me
But while you, don't mess up my blue hair!

Blue minks,
Frosted and permed to a T,
Maybe you're not right for me
Until I turn sixty-three!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: MMario
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM

I shoulda seen that coming....

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 03:54 PM

They are tarted up in plumage bright
Above the crowds they proudly prance and strut
The clothes they wear are awfully tight
As they float in the Mardi Gras parade.

CH:

Oh, the ladies of the Mardi Gras
Since they're all for equal-i-tee
Invite their studly brothers, too,
Their intimates to flaunt and see!

They have traveled all the city streets
Thrown panties, bras and all to the wind
'Til the east and west...they meets!
And their privates are air dried and bare!

CH:

Orgy? Is this then what it's come to,
A Licentious silken a'tossing?
At parade's end, clothed tushies are few?
Next day at church all are true confessors!

CH:

Oh well, not much comparitively, but there ya go! Wasn't gonna write about this at all at first...thought it was too puerile and sexist! And, man! They'd better be laundered!!

katlaughing

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:02 PM

That's kinda like taking fresh corn and turning it into Frosted Flakes, kAT...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:08 PM

Making it corny, then?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:09 PM

Maize whee, mon ami Mbo!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM

Amos, Ami, Amat? Thred crepe (like the new spelling?) has set in! We've gone from giving ear to other's original Challenge! songs to making puns! Can't we bring back a kernel of the original challenge?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:28 PM

There ye go, popping my bubble again. Ruint mazola day! I don't want to start another row, but I feel like yer stalking me. Aw, shucks.

OK...I'm even with you, Mbo, two for two on undies. Even if they are kinda make shift, and sorta brief.

But I'm sure you'll expose even more fundamental talents, being the strapping youth you are. Show us what you got under there...Huh? Under where?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM

Stook the words right out of my mouth. Smooth as silk (cornsilk), ye are! BTW got finished recording the Barky song. Hope my voice doesn't sound too husky.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:51 PM

At least you're going with the grain, lad. Shows you're...well,...bread!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Bradypus
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 06:23 PM

The Scotsman's Mardi Gras (Tune: Clementine)

I'm a Scotsman, a humble Scotsman
Mardi Gras-ing I long to go
But a problem I've been given
Cos I'll have nothing to throw.

Tossing cabers, throwing hammers,
There are times I've done my share
But what is the world coming to
When they're tossing underwear?

Throwing stuff just don't come easy
Scots are used to holding tight
But parading without tossing
Nowadays just don't seem right

There's an answer to the problem
I'll parade along the road
Others toss their bras and panties
I just spray the crowd with woad!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Troll
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 06:51 PM

In Gretna I'm told that The councils so bold that They passed a decree for the high and the low That girls on the floats-o You fellows take notes-o Can take off their panties and go on and throw

ch. Can go on and throw-o, can go on and throw-o Can take off their panties and go on and throw

In Mardi Gras time You will find it's no crime If you ride through the town with your undies pulled low And if you see a guy-o Who catches your eye-o Just take off your panties and go on and throw.

Just go on and throw-o Just go on and throw-o Just take off tour panties and go on and throw.

If you want lingerry To make the boys merry Victoria's Secret's the place you should go You'll find they've all kinds dear They've got silks so fine dear That you can put on and then take off and throw

Can take off and throw-o can take off and throw-o that you can put on and then take off and throw.

troll

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM

LOL, Troll, baby! Heeeheeeheee Two brilliant additions for you, TGG. Now Bradypuss, this is marvelous! But I have to ask -- is there any underwear there? Maybe there's another verse on that age-old mystery...You guys are great!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM

Panty Lady
(Tune: Nobody's Child)

Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady
Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady

Panty Lady, don't get too close to me
Panty Lady, I can't take it, can't you see?
Panty Lady, why don't you leave me be?
Yeah....wo wo wo wo whoa...

Panty Lady, just throw me some beads
Panty Lady, keep on thy woman's weeds
Panty Lady, underwear your body needs
Yeah...wo wo wo wo whoa-oh

Panty Lady, with your shiny red lip gloss
Panty Lady, please don't your panties toss
Panty Lady, your bum would count it a loss
Yeah...wo wo wo wo whoa-oh

New Orleans child, why couldn't you just have smiled?
Panty Lady, New Orleans child
Why'd you have to throw your Hanes?

New Orleans child, look at me and see what you've done
Panty Lady, New Orleans child
Now I got those loving pains!
Yeah...whoa..

Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady
Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady...

(Abruptly morphs into "Illusions In G-String Major"

See what you people have done! Now you've gone and corrupted my innocence! And parodying ELO songs to boot! Oops...sorry to get so crotchety...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:16 PM

Whoaaaaaaaaa... Big Boy ...Rant on...

-- The Corruption of Mbo has been brought to you compliments of Mbo! Major production assistance was received from MbO! Direction, script writing and costume design were kindly donated by....Mbo! CHief FInancial Accountant and First Gaffer were played by Mbo! Projection booth operation, screen and theater arrangements were gratefully received from....Mbo!

Absolute responsibility is a bear, man but it beats the alternatives by six and one half country miles, 'Nuff said. Rant off...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM

Oh my goodness -- I think we've all just witnessed Mbo reaching a new plateau in his manhood! Well done, Mbo! See, a little corruption never hurt anybody (what do you think they invented confession for anyway?).

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:24 PM

Now. explian, Áine, how you would know which plateaux of his manhood were new, or not? Hmmmm?

But the Gaelic Goddess, she was havin' her way
WIth a sad-eyed poet, down at the Mudcat Café was supposed to be fictional!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:33 PM

Ahh...if you folks could only hear ELO's music that goes with this song! Fits perfectly! Kinda sleazy sounding, with the trumpets and the honkytonk piano goin' on--hmmm..maybe it'll appear on Mudcat Radio soon?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:52 PM

Hey there, Amos -- With three sons and a husband, I've seen enough plateaux of manhood to last me a lifetime, I can tell you that for free!

And Mbo, I'll be looking forward to hearing your 'sleazy' song on a Wednesday soon!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Osmium
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:58 PM

There was a young man called M'bo
Who didn't know whether to come or go
So instead he wrote poems
Of dubious origins
And posted them instead!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Osmium
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:03 PM

No offense M'bo - I like your work - honest.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:08 PM

Thanks Os, but what dost thou meanest by "dubious origins"?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Osmium
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:13 PM

"dubious" - doubtfull, not of purity, shamefull, confessable

"origin" - source, in the beginning, manifestation of beginnings.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Troll
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:19 PM

More importantly Meebo, what did YOU think he meant?

troll

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:22 PM

I don't know...lesser-known ELO songs may confuse some people...get Eldorado and all will become clear.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Barky
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM

Young Mbo , the pride of the nation With young ladies had deep fascination He'd compose rhyming courses From deep dubious sources And this served as a fine sublimation!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM

Wow! Pride of the Nation? Thanks Barky! BTW I sent the original "dubious origin" to your Dad's email--check it out and substitute the new words I did!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Troll
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM

Barky. YOU DA...UH...oh damn.

troll

Seriously VERY funny. Amos, I think you got a keeper here.

troll

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:31 PM

Troll, get with the program! She's Da Trumpet Goddess!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:32 PM

Well I confess, I used Barky's IMac for a minute there...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Troll
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:22 PM

SIR! GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM,SIR!

Enough of this Marine BS. Da Trumpet Goddess. OK. I can remember that. Thank you for the info Mbo.Now, don't you have an early class tomorrow?

troll

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:27 PM

Hey, I'm a former United States Marine Corps brat, so get used to it, Private Troll! (Even though my Dad was a mechanic) Amos, you're getting better at rhyming! I almost though it was a Barky original!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:57 PM

mEoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! (throws tail up in air, stalks out door with chin up)..

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:15 AM

Sourpuss!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:51 AM

Whippersnapper! :>)

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Troll
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:36 AM

Now,now children.Play nice.

Meebo, my old man was an Army lifer, retired lt.col. I did four in the Navy;Amphibs. And my brother was a Fleet Marines corpsman.I made E-6 before I got out.So we'll have none of this private stuff,civilian.*BFG*

troll

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:40 AM

Troo,w hat ar eyou doing up? I have to crash -- much as I'd love to stay up and complain about Mbo's attitude -- see, I'm being mean to him because I tricked him into thinking Barky was flattering, and it was really me...and nowhe doesn't knwo who to trust and its so confusing...

Well, I am sure he will get used to it.

G'night pal.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:16 AM

Hey Pants-away

(with a Bo Diddley beat)

Spy Boy slide up
Movin' smooth and slow
Tellin' you somethin'
You really ought to know
Big Chief gets angry
On Mardi Gras Day
If all the young women
Don't throw their pants away!

Hey! Hey hey! Hey pants-away!
Hey! Hey hey-yeah! Hey pants-away!

All the pretty girls
Up on the balcony
Take them panties off
Drop 'em down on me!
Spy Boy kick 'em up
With his big flat feet
Make it look like a snowstorm
All over Bourbon Street!

Hey! Hey hey...

My Granma thought
She was too damn old
Til she put on them panties
Purple, green and gold
My Granpa he say
That it just won't do
But she took 'em off anyway
And throwed her pants at you!

Sweet Isabelle Jolie
With the Uptown Crewe
Was a debutante virgin
She was tried and true
But come Fat Tuesday
She drank too much brew
Somebody took her panties
And she never knew!

Now the Big Chief he can't
Throw his underwear
'Cause he say he left 'em
On the kitchen chair
But me Spy Boy say
He ain't tellin' it right
He can't get off his jockies
'Cause the band too tight!

Me Spy Boy say
Listen what I said
Got to wear them panties?
Wear 'em on your head!
All the Wild Tchoupitoulas
Be singin' this song
Throw them pants away now
Be they jocks or thongs!

Hey! Hey hey! Hey pants-away!
Hey! Hey hey-yeah! Hey pants-away!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Troll
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:30 AM

Another winnah EJ. Great song as usual.LOL Speaking of Bo Diddley, He lives in Archer Fl. about nine miles from me.He's a super nice guy and still pocking after all these years.

troll

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 04:05 AM

Well in order to keep the thread going I thought I might start a song… All lyrical (or not so lyrical) contributions gratefully appreciated….

The Boxers – to the tune of "The Boxer" – Simon and Garfunkel

I am just a schoolboy on a playing field so cold I've forgotten my PE kit and they've made me wear my vest and boxers instead

I'm half the size of the ape who is now stamping my head into the wet ground I wanna die die die die die

When I left my home and my family, mummy made sure the were clean On this morning in case of accidents so the doctors would hesitate to operate….

Over to you folks...

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:18 AM

Sorry about that, Sarge!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:20 AM

Oh well so much for the boxer shorts. Obviously not such a keen source of inspiration as minimalist female lacies.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:47 AM

Boxers! There's no competition in terms of sheer electricity, mate. Panties rule!

Now if you could answer "Why", you'd be the next Freud...I guess they just cloak the greater Mystery, the home of hymns (so to speak) and the pearl of all paeans.

Mbo -- your Barky song was just beautiful, man! Nice tune, nicely sung. Did you play that fiddle, to? Wow.

LEJ, your Bo Diddly was shhheeeeeerrr mastery -- you got True Flavor, man...I am so impressed. I tried cutting a rock and roll .aif file for Áine of the Mudcat # 61 tune, but I discovered I am not a one-man rock and roll band...it came out kinda flat and spidery. Sigh. Man you got It, for sure. You should be writing songs for the great masters.

Grounds fo anew thread would be, identifying them!

Anyway, thanks for a great grin.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:51 AM

Thanks Amos! Yeah, that was me playing the fiddle alright..it didn't turn out as good as I'd have liked...if you wanna hear MY one man rock & roll band, I'll have to send you my version of ELO's "10538 Overture" with 2 guitar overdubs, 5 voices, and 6 fiddles. Rockin'!

--Mbo (gotta go to Art History class now, see ya at 10!)

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM

For a bunch of panty-throwing wild men (and women), you all did a great job on this Challenge! Thanks to everyone who participated (and everyone who just lurked) -- Here are the Winners of the SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 (for you newbies, go to the SONG CHALLENGE! WINNERS PAGE to find out what the awards mean):

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest:
Carnival Candy by Mbo
Go On And Throw-O by Troll
Hey Pants-Away by Lonesome EJ
I Should Have Stayed In Bed by Osmium
Less Is More by Hyperabid
Panty Lady by Mbo
Parade by Micca
The Scotsman's Mardi Gras by Bradypus
The Ladies Of The Mardi Gras by kat/katlaughing
The Mardi Gras Parade by Amos

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield:
The Panty-Hurlin' Blues by Mbo
Throwing Panties Blues by Amos

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Hyperabid
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 10:32 AM

I'm all a gush and a flutter!

Hyp.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:02 PM

Hot damn@! A blue smokey thing!!!

A

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: GUEST,Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:05 PM

Like you weren't expecting one, Amos! Y'know what would be REALLY cool? If we had an awards thing like on the computer game "X-Wing Fighter" (a favorite of mine) where you actually see your uniform jacket, and each award, ribbon, and medal as they are awarded.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:17 PM

Maybe ´Aine can pony up for some real ones! "This blue bar is for surviving the Guest Wars of '99, and that green star is for the 8th Song Challenge...yes ma'a'am, earned every one of 'em..." Why does this sound so familiar? Oh, my god! Look at the gauge! I'm running out of humorous ideas!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:21 PM

Amos, how could you ever run out of humourous ideas? The gauge is still on "Full" from where I see it! But I think we need us a new Challenge to keep our teeming minds busy...hint hint hint...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:27 PM

Is it ´Aine or Áine? Or does neither now work. is HTML always so duplicitous?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Áine
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:28 PM

Sorry fellas, I only award virtual medals, not real ones. If you want something to play with, you'll have to get your own!

hint, hint, uh? OK, I'm working on it. Just keep your pants on and your wee medals quiet while I think . . .

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:29 PM

Oh--forgot the semicolon, dohh!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:31 PM

Isn't Acuteine an brand of toothpaste? Thanks Aine. I'll be waiting!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM

CLANK!!!!

CLANK CLANK CLANK!!!

Huevos de Oro, senora!!!


CLAAAAANK!!!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 03:06 PM

Grcrmwreeeeeeeccccccccccccccccccckkkk....o..ii.......ll ca....a......annnnnn. O....ii...ll...can....

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: MMario
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 05:14 PM

WOBH -- it's a MAN, a MAN made out of TIN! What's that he said?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 00 - 05:16 PM

WOBH -- we've gone to another thread!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 01 - 05:03 PM

Underwear JAMBALAYA

Come on son we'll have fun ya you betcha
We'll have fun at the Mardi Gras in Gretna
Throw underwear everywhere Now they'll let ya
Golly Gee catch some gees down in Gretna

Come on sports throw your shorts and your panties
Cause tonight I'll be tossing out the beads Oh
Pick a girl, take a whirl ain't it romantic
Toss her beads and watch her flash till you go frantic

{c:Instrumental Verse (Fiddle solo)}

When you go, don't you know, they'll be naked
Chance to take, heavens sake, try to take it
Undress in when we throw beads ya you betcha
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun down in Gretna

{c:CHORUS} {c:Instrumental Verse (Fiddle solo)}

{c:CHORUS} Son of a gun, we'll have big fun down in Gretna
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun down in Gretna

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 08:20 AM

To the tune of "Sweet Betsy From Pike", "The Oul Orange Flute", etc.

CAST OFF YOUR UNDIES ON CARNIVAL DAY
In the town they call Gretna, the matter was dire
The annual carnival failed to inspire
Instead of debauchery, drunkenness, lust
The festive proceedings were drier than dust
"Oh what can be done", the town council cried
"To engender once more in our town civic pride?"
An answer emerged, and was put to the vote
The chucking of knickers from carnival floats!

Tooraloo, tooralay
Cast off your undies on carnival day

The news spread like wildfire all through Gretna town
And in every township for miles all around
Come next Mardi Gras the streets will be thronged
With crowds to take part in the first knickerthon
Oh the streets will be rammed and mighty the crack
From all over the county every man-jack
Will descend upon Gretna to see at first hand
The revitalised march past of costumes and bands

Tooraloo, tooralay
Cast off your undies on carnival day

The day it arrived and the crowds quickly grew
There was every prospect of a right how-d'you-do
There were barbecue roastings and six packs of beer
Sellers of gew-gaws and cheap souvenirs
Three-card trick hustlers and lemonade stalls
Consumers of fire and jugglers of balls
Gunsmoke and whiskey, music and song
Growing more and more frantic as the day it wore on

Tooraloo, tooralay
Cast off your undies on carnival day

The parade set off to a volley of cheers
And whistles and stomping until it appeared
That our eardrums would burst with the weight of the sound
If commotion was water we'd surely have drowned
And down from each float, like a stream in full flow
Came a flurry of underwear, whiter than snow
Redder than crimson and blacker than night
Spotted and dotted and chevronned and striped

Tooraloo, tooralay
Cast off your undies on carnival day

Lacy, enticing and silky and sheer
Large ones to cover the bounteous rear
Gussetless flimsies and matronly bloomers
Small and tight fitting, plenty-of-roomers
Gretna's proud mayor was asked for his views
By a press corps from all of the national news
He beamed and he smiled and the media took note
As he peeled off his shorts on a carnival float

Tooraloo, tooralay
Cast off your undies on carnival day

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: SharonA
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 08:27 AM

That's lovely, derrymacash! (I'm grinning at the thought of American women calling their bikini-undies "knickers"!! hee hee!)

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11
From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 09:14 AM

Glad it tickled!