So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: WyoWoman
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:10 AM

Woke up this morning,
Potatoes all round my bed.
Thong on the headboard,
And the Fair One seeing red,

Oh, I got the Biggus Mickus blues,
Bigger'n'whatever Catspaw does,
The Biggus Mickus blyo-ooos,
Unh,I'm back and that shore is news

(take it....)

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:15 AM

Oh dear, what did I start? Got them Mudcatjello blues.......

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:20 AM

Slick yo ass up with jello,
Slick it up mighty fine.
Slick it and FUG it and testify too,
An' then babe commence to whine...

Oh the Mudcatjello blues,
I had 'em a time, or two.
But the bestest time I has had me yet,
HONEY! You know I'se had it, boy, with you...

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:23 AM

OH DEAR! THIS ONE IS ON AT LEAST TWO THREADS, HOW IS AINE GOING TO KEEP UP WITH IT?

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:27 AM

Her problem, she volunteered!

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: GUEST,Big Mick
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:29 AM

Sweet Jazus, but I leave you kids to your own devices and look whats happened. I was just on the phone with Grandpaw Paton and he warned me to get over here and defend meself..............Bro Al/Northfolk, you know that I couldna abandon the step dancing if I wanted to........and my politics????????...........The only good republican is an Irish Republican, as me dear aul Gran always said.

Have no fear, Kat m'dear, I take my role as Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites VERRRRRY seriously, and crops should be excellent this year........and Meebs, I am not sure if I care for the tenor of your dialogue with the ole 'Spaw.

Came back to the Mudcat,

Ain't been back but a day,
Old friends all around me,
and music to play,
Got new friends to shine up to,
Life is so damn good
But face first on the velcro makes it hard to be understood

But I'm a Mudcat man, ba-aby
and happy to be back home with you
Where the women are so bad and bold,
And the men just don't know wha-at to do.

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Mbo
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:42 AM

Wo wo I'm just a stoopid boy
But it gots it bad for you
Wo wo I'm just a stoopid boy, Lord
But I gots it bad for you
I'm gonna hitch my way on up there
Babe I'm gonna make all yo' dreams come true!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:48 AM

OH, Mick we're all so glad you're back to run interference for all of us!

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 12:51 AM

To me Big Mick is a stranger,
But I see a gleam in his eye.
I dunno just who mighta put it there,
But I don't have to wonder why--

For Mick I'd give up bein' a Newbie,
I'd give up my soapbox as Praise!
Now that he's back at the Mudcat,
Gonna see us some real wild days.

I dunno if he likes jello,
I dunno the set of his sail.
I jes know when Mick's in the Mudhouse,
All the cats set up a wail-- So Mick, Big Mick, pleased to meetcha,
Have a praiseblues right here in your thread.
Take it while you kin git it--
Afore Hardiman gets outta bed!

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: alison
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 01:11 AM

Oh dear.... and I thought I could keep all of this a secret.... but it looks like you have found out about my secret love shack here in sunny Oz......

well Mick darling you were fantastic.. but to be honest I'm glad you've gone home.... I need some some sleep....

see you soon again I hope.... when is the next bout of electioneering on so you an give them that daft story again?????

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 01:15 AM

Whoa, there, why does The Mick, who is not really a Newbie, get three verses and everybody else gets just one? Yer colors are showin, there, Praise dear.

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Mbo
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 01:20 AM

I could've written more, but I'm too HAPPY HAPPY to write blues songs tonight!!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 01:23 AM

Sorcha--

I is makin' more verses fer a lille song I believe YOU started, dear!

An' when I writes, peeple gits as many verses as there is when I is writin' it!!

Not all of these goes to newbies, either. BOLO for your turn sometime soon, I has been prayin fer yer a** an' it's only a matter of time! I gots to wait on jes' the right message for you!

Subject: RE: So Where WAS Big Mick?....The Facts
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Mar 00 - 01:29 AM

OUCH AND OUCH I guess I deserved that, both of them. After all, I am the Lyrically Impaired!! So one of you gets to put it all together for Aine, so I don't have to? (Still so funnny I can't sit up straight! And I don't do blues or lyrics!)