Song Challenge! Part 24

Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 03:02 PM

I was gonna let you all rest over the weekend -- But, then I saw this story and I just HAD to use it for a Challenge! So, put down those Cadbury's, wipe your hands, grab your pencils and Go For It, Challenge!rs!!!

The Great Easter Bunny Brawl

MADISON, Wisconsin (AP) -- When this shopping mall Easter Bunny got hopping mad, she punched out her helper bunny.

The scuffle at West Towne Mall began after the girl in the bunny suit removed the head part of her costume and set it down, a police department spokesman said Tuesday.

"Her assistant pushed her and she fell over her head," the officer said. "The Easter Bunny then got up and punched (the other bunny) a couple of times." He also stated that it wasn't clear what the two were arguing about.

The Easter Bunny and her assistant were arrested after the fracas Monday, but only the helper bunny was booked on charges and released. Since the Easter Bunny is a juvenile, she was released to her parents. However, the company that sent the "battling bunny" to the mall has fired the teen-ager and sent over a replacement.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Barky
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 03:04 PM

*ROTFLMAO*!!!!!! I can just picture two big fuzzy bunnies taking swings at each other! Oooh the images!

~Barky

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Barky
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 03:20 PM

Here goes:
Eastertime (to the tune of the song that's been stuck in my head for the past 3 days, Summertime)

Eastertime,
and the bunnies are fiesty.
Paws are flyin'
And the fur is on the ground.

Well your pretty eggs are crushed,
And the mall crowd is lookin',
So when the cops come,
Go home, to mommy.

Not very good, yet not too bad! I'll try another one later.

~Barky

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 05:59 PM

Roflmao!!! Gonna have to think on this one.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Mbo
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 07:09 PM

Well Madison's got it's baddies
Who'll carry a shiv or a gun
And the West Towne Mall has Candi Lynn
She's a two-fisted Easter Bun
Well she's as cute and sweet as a girl can come
But she can box like a battering ram
And when she gets her picture take with the kids
All the helpers just call her "ma'am"

You don't pull on Santa Claus' beard
You don't buy from the Bargain Bin
You don't grab the wand from the old Tooth Fairy
And you don't mess around with Lynn!

Well out on the floor came Olga Gail
As the little kids they got in line
To get a picture for some money with the Easter Bunny
And a "Bunny Crossing" sign
Well those kids were getting on the knee of Candi Lynn
And Olga was took the pics like she said
And after hours of runts, it was time for lunch
When Candi Lynn took off her head
And all the helpers said

You don't pull on Santa Claus' beard
You don't buy from the Bargain Bin
You don't grab the wand from the old Tooth Fairy
And you don't mess around with Lynn!

Well in a bit of fun Olga pushed poor Lynn
And she tumbled backwards over her head
And it was there on the floor that Candi Lynn decided
Her bunny helper would soon be dead
Well Candi came on like a hurricane
Her furry fists laying into Gail
Till the only part of her suit that weren't torn
Was her big white fluffy tail!
(That's why they wail)

You don't pull on Santa Claus' beard
You don't buy from the Bargain Bin
You don't grab the wand from the old Tooth Fairy
And you don't mess around with Lynn!


--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 07:11 PM

Well, I'll start things off:

The Rabbitt's Easter Surprise
(Tune: Frankie and Johnny)

Katie and Rosie were friends, now,
Oh how they both loved to shop,
And with ears and a tail,
They could earn very well,
But at the mall they'd have to hop,
They had a plan, but it ended up wrong!

At break, they swapped fuzzy costumes,
Nobody was s'posed to be wise,
Which was the Easter B.,
No one was able to see,
And Helper Bunny was the same size,
It was a cute plan, but it ended up wrong!

One day while working the food court,
The two bunnies hopped by Pizza Inn,
The manager of same,
Peter Rabbitt by name,
His heart was put into a spin,
He had a plan, and it couldn't go wrong!

Peter fell for that sweet Easter Bunny,
And his affection he just couldn't hide,
He followed her to the hutch,
And got her in a clutch,
For a bon temps leporide,
He had a plan, and it couldn't go wrong!

The Easter Bunny thought Peter was handsome,
And responded to his caress,
But her fuzzy head wouldn't budge,
Stuck by easter egg fudge,
So he couldn't get a kiss,
They made a plan, that just couldn't go wrong!

The next day Peter found his Easter Bunny,
In the break room taking a rest,
He whispered in her ear,
"Leave the suit on, dear,"
"And let's put it to the test!"
He had a plan, but he got it all wrong!

Next thing that Rabbitt knew he was a sailin',
Through the air and into a bin,
When he finally came to,
By the sirens he knew,
The poh-leez had been called in!
As for his plan, it sure had gone wrong!

At the jail, Katy called up her mama,
And begged for the price of her bail,
"What else could I do,
But use my jujitsu,
With that Peter on my cotton tail?"
"He had a plan, but he sure got it wrong!"

Rosie tried to say sorry to Katy,
But their friendship was at an end,
She said, "I had to slug you,
'Cuz you were making goo,
Outta my brand new boyfriend!"
"We had a plan, but it went all wrong!"

They finally let our Rosie go now,
And she walked sadly out to the street,
But Peter Rabbitt was there,
This time he took great care,
And their reunion, it was sweet!
She'd found her man, and he never went wrong!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 07:18 PM

Mbo -- You beat me to it - good on ya! Wonderful song! My favorite lines: Till the only part of her suit that weren't torn, Was her big white fluffy tail!. I love it! Now, tune and title, please sir. Thanks so much for a great start to this Challenge!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Mbo
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 07:22 PM

Thanks Aine! It's called "Don't Mess With Candi Lynn". I think I'll sing it on Sunday at Hearme!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Spider Tom
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 08:28 PM

A BUNNYS' STORY.(The one who got sacked)

I've been betrayed,
I've been done wrong,
And so I sing,
To you this song.
I was happy,
I was overjoyed,
But now I've joined,
The unemployed.

I got a job the other day,
Seasonal,not steady pay,
Dressed up in a Rabbit suit,
I didn't mind,
It looked quite cute.
They sent me to,
A shopping mall,
And there I got
Into a brawl,
With another bunny,
Who hid the truth,
That's why,
I'm an unhappy youth.

Those Bunny-suites,
Are hot and stuffy,
They're padded out,
All fur and fluffy.
The only way,
That you can breath,
Is through the face,
Or up the sleeve.

The truth I'll tell to you,
Is, thus;
The truth is just,
What caused the fuss,
A truth, witheld's,
A lie, you see,
The truth is,
What's condemning me.
The truth, to you,
Is what I'll tell,
So listen hard,
And listen well.

I was a hero
On that day,
But sure enough,
I was betrayed.
The other "bunny",
In a suit,
Was wobbling,
And feint, to boot
She pulled off,
Her big bunny head
And gasped,
"My god,
I'm nearly dead,
I nearly died,
I near departed,
I wore a bunny-suit,
And farted.",br>
I thought real quick,
I heard her words,
Asphyxiated by,
The scent of turds,
I stayed I didn't
Run away
There to help her,
On that day.

I grabbed on to,
The rabbit skin,
To shake the evil gas within
Then gave the suit,
Some thorough clouts,
To knock the gas,
From in, to out,,br> It's true, I saved her on that day.
But heavy was the price I paid.

Challenged by two,
Rent-a-cops,
Who said I'd shaken her enough,
Who said,I'd done the evil act,
Though she, smelt evil,
That's a fact,
But, she embarresed,
On that day,
With held the truth,
And so I paid,
I never gave the game away,
Her secret's safe with me,
Except, some one might,hear it here,
What will be, will be.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Mbo
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 08:33 PM

Tom that's GROSS! Excellent, but gross! **BG**

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Spider Tom
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 08:36 PM

Look at that,
Where are my manners?
I took so long to type the damn thing, I forgot to add
HAPPY EASTER TO EVERY BODY AT MUDCAT.
Hope you get lots of eggs (Eggs?Not those smelly ones, the chocolate kind)

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 08:42 PM

. . . wiping the tears from eyes . . .

Ken, you're a right devil, you are!! I love it!! I can't stop laughing...

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 09:09 PM

Well, here goes:

I Ain't Got No Job (to the tune of I Ain't Got no Home)

I ain't got no job I'm just a hoppin round An out of work bunny I live in Madison town The police make it hard wherever I may bound I ain't got no job in this world anymore

I was a working in the mall come the Easter time I was a talkin with my friend when she got out of line She pushed me over my head and I landed on the floor Now I ain't got no job in this world anymore

I got up on my feet and I punched her about My paws went a soaring and tried to knock her out Then the police came along and dragged me to the door Now I ain't got no job in this world anymore

Now as I bounce around all the pretty eggs I see My tears they are a fallin because they fired me My heart it is broken this cold Easter morn Cause I ain't got no job in this world anymore

Amergin

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 09:13 PM

How come it shows up like and not the way i pasted it?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: MMario
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 09:17 PM

Amergin - see the newcomers faq thread....and it's lesson on how to insert line breaks....

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Apr 00 - 09:25 PM

MMario, thanks for your help.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 12:21 AM

Dear Amergin,

Ah, I do love the sad ones! I don't know your tune there, but it "sounds" like a blues song -- What do you think, does your song qualify for Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield? If it does, doesn't that put you closer to the Whole Bag O' Chips Award? Way to go, Amergin!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Kelida
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 12:24 AM

The Easter Bunny

I was the Easter Bunny that day in the mall
And I got thrown in jail when I started a brawl
My young bunny helper pushed me on my ass
And I punched her and shoved her face in easter grass

Chorus
And it's no nay never
No nay never no more
Will I play the Easter Bunny
No never, no more

She gnawed on my leg and I kicked at her ribs
Oh, how will the mall explain this to the kids?
We wrestled and routed, and rolled on the floor
Until two policemen walked in through the door.

Chorus

They just took one look, then they snapped the cuffs on
And just at that moment, my rage was all gone
They read us our rights and they carted us out
At the station they asked what the fight was about.

Chorus

Said I, 'twas not me, but they didn't buy that
It turns out that the children were nothing but rats
They told the cops everything that they had seen,
But the charges didn't stick, 'cos I'm only sixteen.

Chorus

Just a little something I thought up in half an hour or so. . . Maybe I'll think of something better later on. . .

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Amergin
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 02:07 AM

Aine,

You got me blushing again!! Now for the tune, well the person I stole the tune from was Woody Guthrie who sang I Ain't Got No Home on his Dust Bowl Ballads. He in turn stole it from the gospel group the Carter Family. Their song was called I Can't Feel At Home In This World Anymore, or something like it. That's as much of the tune's history that I know, though I wouldn't doubt it if they had stolen it from some other song. Common practise.

Amergin

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Spider Tom
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 06:50 AM

Aine,
I'm pleased that you liked my song,
Thanks for your Feedback,
But a thought occured to me that as a man is judged by his words, that i may have given the impression that I am a little vulger, and so I submit,

BEING VULGER.

My mother taught me proper,
I never slurp my soup,
And I've never wiped
My nose upon my sleeve,
But, I think,
I just said "farted"
Instead of "broken wind",
I hope that no one,
Took offence, to leave.

I'm a true and proper gentleman,
Mostly, all the time,
I even lower loo lids,
As I'm leaving.
I cock my little finger,
When I'm drinking my high-tea<
Though they tell me,
Appearance is deceiving.

I have learnt ,
The social niceities,
That make a man acceptable,
I know that on occasion,
My writings are objectionable,
And I'm sorry,
If I caused you any pain.
Your lucky you're not,
Living in my brain.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 11:15 AM

Kelida - More great stuff from you, I see! My favorite lines: She gnawed on my leg and I kicked at her ribs -- Oh, how will the mall explain this to the kids? Geez, at this rate, I'll never have to sweep the floor again -- it stays so clean with all the rolling around on it I do these days!

And Ken -- I love your "poem of apology"!! Now, if you put a tune to that (or not), I'd love to add that one to the Mudcat Songbook!

-- Áine

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a wee word from the Keeper of the Book:

I'd just like to remind everyone to take a few minutes to read everyone's entries and let each other know if you like the songs -- If you think it's funny, say so! If a song made you cry, say so! If you like a particular turn of phrase, say so!

I started the Song Challenge!s to encourage you Mudcatters to write songs, and the Challenge!rs have always been very supportive and encouraging to each other about their work. We all like to hear encouraging words (even yours truly) -- so please let the others know that you're paying attention to what they do -- That's really the most fun part about the Challenge! threads -- seeing how other folks laugh or cry at your song.

So have fun, write some great songs, and post a few words of encouragement to your 'Catter Compadres too.

The lesson is now ended...*BG*

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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Mbo
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 11:59 AM

K--hilarious! Love the ppart about the Easter grass! Sounds especially funny when you put Paul Mounsey's new version of "Wild Rover" from his song "Journeyman"--kinda has a hippity-hopping rabbit beat! Glad tae have more of us young 'uns workin' the Song Challenges! (Folk)Rock on girl!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Kelida
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 10:39 PM

I finally found time to read everyone else's songs, and let me tell you, I'm laughing still as I write this.

Mbo--LOL funny!! Till the only part of her suit that weren't torn/ Was her big white fluffy tail!. I love it (wiping a tear from my eye. . .)!!!

Aine--Hilarious, laughing still at the thought of it. I'll never banish the thought of two brawling bunnies from my head. What a mental picture!! And all over love. . . How sweet. Very springtime-ey. . .

Spider Tom--That's a little gross to think about, but definitely a good laugh!

Amergin--Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. . .

Peace--Keli

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Amergin
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 11:15 PM

All I have to say is this: These challenges have been so damn good for me, it's unbelievable. Well, between this and a writer's group me and a friend formed not too long ago, I have been writing like mad of late. Fingers have been flying across my poor abused keyboard. Haven't felt this great in months. I love it!! You all are such wonderful writers that I hope I can continue this streak for a good while and eventually stand as high as yourselves. I learned several years ago that the best way to become a better writer is to surround yourself with those that are better than you. That way chances are good that you will learn from them. It looks like I have done so. Blessed be.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Eluned
Date: 22 Apr 00 - 11:47 PM

*chuckle*! Just wanted to let all of you know that this thread is a basket of laughs! Happy Easter to all, and to all, Blessed Be!

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 23 Apr 00 - 12:29 PM

I like to think i'm a quick wit with words but I don't think I can top these at least not on short notice. Tis a very humorous post. Greetings to all and If you haven't check out Aine's songbook. You do a lovely Job with it Aine, Neil

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Spider Tom
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 02:50 AM

ANOTHER APOLOGY
Aine,
I approach you, cap in hand, Once again, I am guilty of a misconduct of the highest order.
I was, like a young lover who knew that it felt so good for him.
So self seaking that I forgot to compliment my partner on excellent technique, or even ask,"was it good for you?" I have in the past, made the occasional comment, on a song or such in the thread.
But after soul searching, I'm worried I may have not done enough to encourage my fellow writers.
I could make an excuse such as "I was new to this Challenge thing and thought it not my place to comment." Or I could say it slipped my mind, an oversight or such. But that would just seem lame and shallow, and being a new boy, I'm keen not to make a bad impression.
So I will say that I will try to pull my socks up in the future.
I apologise both to you Aine, and to all fellow challengers for my oversight or shallow sight, and will rectify this in the future.
BUT NOT YET>
If I comment now, within this challenge, you will never know if I was sincere or just doing so out ofobligation. I will wait a dignified time, and gently slide, into the "encourage and compliment" business.
I will say this though, you lot are SO DAMN GOOD I thought you might be past careing what I thought, It says a lot about you all, that this is not the case.
I remain both humbled and defenceless, guilty as charged, but, WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A SPIDER?

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 12:04 PM

Dear Spider Tom (and all Challenge!rs),

Dear, dear! Cap in hand and socks fallin' down -- now, there's gotta be a song in there somewhere, don't ya think? *BG* I didn't mean to chastise anyone, really -- My words were meant only as a friendly reminder, I promise! Now, don't make me feel guilty (my dear departed Irish grandmother still does...) -- Go and write, sing, play and laugh!! (And keep your eyes peeled for the next Challenge! coming up soon -- guaranteed to tickle your funny bone, just like a Spider with a Smile!)

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 06:28 PM

All righty then! It looks like we've gotten all the "bunny songs" we're gonna get (at least right now), so, here are the winners for The Great Easter Bunny Brawl:

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon:
A Bunny's Story (The One Who Got Sacked) by Spider Tom
Don't Mess With Candi Lynn by Mbo
I Ain't Got No Job by Amergin
The Easter Bunny by Kelida

When you all are hot, you're hot! Congrats, Cudos and Thanks to everyone who participated -- we couldn't do it without you! And don't forget that if you missed this Challenge!, you can always enter a song for any Challenge!, any time. Just check out the Song Challenge!s From The Past page.

Thanks again everyone! The next Challenge! is coming up soon . . . hehehehehe . . .

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Spider Tom
Date: 24 Apr 00 - 10:37 PM

Aine,

Thanks for the chip, Really tasty and very more'ish
I did forget to say that I'd love you to put Being Vulgar in the Mudcat Songbook,thanks it does have a tune I'll sing it sometime,It also now has a chorus,
Chorus for Being Vulgar:
Being vulgar, being vulgar,
You might never learn good manners,
Wandering 'round the mulga,
But, you learn to be, highly skilled at,
Being vulgar.

Also Aine my apologh was typed with my fingers bent in a grin, whilst my conscience was slapping my face, YOU have no need for guilt, you're a champ.

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 09:30 AM

Dear Spider Tom,

There ya go, Being Vulgar is now in the Mudcat Songbook! We all await your performance of it on the Mudcat Radio soon! *BG*

(And I'm still waiting for the "cap and socks" song...*BG*)

Again to All Challenge!rs -- Well done!

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Hyperabid
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 09:41 AM

Oh Sherbert!

On holiday all Easter and I get back to find you've awarded one without me...!

(Sniff)

Oh well onto the next one!

Hyp

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Áine
Date: 25 Apr 00 - 09:53 AM

Dear Hyp,

Now, now -- you obviously did not read my message in its entirety -- don't forget that if you missed this Challenge!, you can always enter a song for any Challenge!, any time.!! We really missed you for this one, so please, please feel free to enter a belated song about the "battling bunnies" -- It just won't be a compleat (hehe) Challenge! without YOU.

-- Áine

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 01:55 PM

I'm gonna tell you a story It's lots o' fun
About a little pugilistic Easter bun - ny
Fightin with a girl and she was lookin pretty mean
Takin a break she took off he mask
When the helper went and pushed down on her ass
She tripped on her head and fell down on her rear

The day that I got turned on by an easter bunny fight
"nother round Go 'nother round
The cutest little melee throw that girl another right
In the Galleria

She was five foot two One O Five
But she'd take any other bunny alive
She knew how to scratch 'em she
knew how to punch and kick

And the security at the mall all said
She looked real cute in her rabbit head
The kids call her bunny
But it all seems kinda sick

The day she got fired for an Easter Bunny Fight
'Nother round Go 'nother round
We all found it cute, but something here just ain't right
In the Galleria
'Nother round Go 'nother round
'Nother round Go 'nother round

Well there's no way I could fall in love
But this rabbit didn't need any boxing gloves
She's a juvenile I'll so I can't let her into my life
She may be nasty she maybe be crass But she knocked that other bunny down on her ass
Shes cute and funny, my quick and cunning, featherweight bunny

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Aug 01 - 01:58 PM

Easter Bunny Fight (Roller Derby Queen)

I'm gonna tell you a story It's lots o' fun
About a little pugilistic, Easter bun - ny
Fightin with a girl and she was lookin pretty mean
Takin a break she took off her mask
When the helper went and pushed down, on her ass
She tripped on her head and fell down on her rear

The day that I got turned on by an easter bunny fight
"nother round Go 'nother round
The cutest little melee throw, that girl another right
In the Galleria

She was five foot two One O Five
But she'd take any other bunny alive
She knew how to scratch 'em she
knew how to punch and kick

And the security at the mall all said
She looked real cute in her rabbit head
The kids call her bunny
But it all seems kinda sick

The day she got fired for an Easter Bunny Fight
'Nother round Go 'nother round
We all found it cute, but something here just ain't right
In the Galleria
'Nother round Go 'nother round
'Nother round Go 'nother round

Well there's no way I could fall in love
But this rabbit didn't need any boxing gloves
She's a juvenile I'll so I can't let her into my life
She may be nasty she maybe be crass But she knocked that other bunny down on her ass
Shes cute and funny, my quick and cunning, featherweight bunny

Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 24
From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 09:01 AM

To the tune of "Morrissey And The Russian Sailor", which is the only song about fighting which springs immediately to my mind.

All fans of animation love the bunny they call Bugs
But listen while I tell you of some bunnies who are thugs
Listen while I tell you, it happened as I say
Of the fight between two Easter bunnies, just the other day

I was strolling through the shopping mall in part to stretch my legs
And in part to check the prices of the various Easter eggs
For those ovoid confections were on general display
It being within a whisper of that annual Sunday

I don't know if they were rivals, colleagues or best friends
But one bunny made a comment intended to offend
It gave rise to high indignance, some comments which were choice
Delivered to the other in most aggressive voice

Pushing then, and shoving, before – God bless us all! –
A serious escalation inside the shopping mall
Bunny One removed his head, to reveal an ugly face
That gave rise to several customers fleeing from the place

Bunny Two removed his head, his face was just as grim
He glowered at Bunny One and moved a step more close to him
He spat and stormed and shouted "Bunny One I'm warning you
If you don't quit your shoving, you'll end up as rabbit stew."

That one remark contained the spark that set the row on fire
A punch, a kick, a chop, that cranked the heat a little higher
A headlock and a wrestle, a knee connects with groin
And then a change of fortune that turned the fight around

The police were called, they swamped the mall, arrests were quickly made
And off in chains to the local jail, Bunnies One and Two were led
The judge next day was heard to say, "My dillemma now is such
Whether to condemn you to the cell or to the rabbit hutch"