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Subject: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: JenEllen Date: 10 May 00 - 12:10 AM Getting a little slow for old 'puters.... Tavern 1 can be found Caitrin's tending bar, the guys and dolls are still fighting over who gets the recliner with the Magic Fingers, Sugar Dog is licking faces in the corner booth, and if memory serves...Bert's credit is still good. The unwanted brassiere pile was getting pretty big, but the lacy ones draped over the lights on the porch make GREAT Chinese Lanterns.... Fair Cait, how's about another round? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 10 May 00 - 12:26 AM JENELLE!!! I am NOT!! Oh!! I guess I was!! Ahem.... It's the KISS ON THE CHEEK BOOTH, kisses from Praise, Susan, or Sugar Dog. Sorry, we are all out of bedtime kisses, ye'll have to wait for wake-up ones. Cuz Heartiman, Keeper uh de Sugar Dog Luhhhv Bed, he callin' him de Sugar Dog home tuh bed. Restuh yuh hafta git ole Mmario tuh wheel in more uh dem recliners, Ah reckon! Specify, now-- do yuh wan' dem Magic Fingers, or no? Huh, huh, huhh! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 10 May 00 - 10:17 AM Sorcha, Here ya go, bes' bud-- } : ~ * ) Smackeroonie-oonie-oo! Wait-- the other cheek-- A matched set: } : ~ * ) ~S~ ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 10 May 00 - 10:54 AM In response to an earlier question, here is an approximation of a Sugar Dog. http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/tibspan.cfm ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Bert Date: 10 May 00 - 11:03 AM Ah! that was a nice kiss, Praise, just what I needed. Made me feel warm and fuzzy all down to my toes. Bert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 13 May 00 - 11:51 AM .... the Little Red Motorhead pulls up in front of the tavern looking for a friend, and finds a Sugar Dog half passed out in a recliner making sense but rather oddly. Whipping out her diabetic testing kit, she mutters, "Sh*t! Think Sugar Dog mighta got herself too damn sweet!" Jab! Hmmm.... (It's hard to swear phonetically with an asterisk in the middle of the word, but Motorhead is like that.) Results when available...... you'll hear it here first. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Amos Date: 13 May 00 - 12:07 PM Amos requested that this message be deleted. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 13 May 00 - 06:47 PM SUGAR SUGAR (ba ba bum bum ba baaaaa)AW....HONEY HONEY!!! Hey folks! Just rolled in from Wilmington this afternoon! On the way back to the car from a used book store, we passed an Irish pub, with CEOL CAINT AGUS CRAIC written above the door. The family continued to walk on, but I stood there lingering, listening to the haunting sound of someone playing a slow air on fiddle inside....one day, my friends, one day...WHOA! Song time--LET'S ROCK! I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie, Spendin' my time , spendin' my money, Feedin' this habit with hard-core Country, I 'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I can't stand to hear the music stop, I keep droppin' my quarter's in the slot, I play ever song from A to Z I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie Some are dancin' fools, some are hooked on booze, some get their fix on an ole bar stool A hand full of quarters is all I need, It don't take much to satisfy me Cause,I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie, Spendin' my time, spendin' my money, Feedin' this habit with hard-core Country, I 'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I can't stand to hear the music stop, I keep droppin' my quarter's in the slot, I play ever song from A to Z. I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I lose control, I can't say no, I play em fast, and I play em slow, I like the sound a Juke-box makes It' an ole habit that I can't break I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie, Spendin' my time , spendin' my money, Feedin' this habit with hard-core Country, I 'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I can't stand to hear the music stop, I keep droppin' my quarter's in the slot, I play ever song from A to Z I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie, spendin' my time, spendin' my money, Feedin' this habit with hard-core Country, I 'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie I'm just an ole Jukebox Junkie --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Amos Date: 13 May 00 - 08:31 PM Mbo, you truly rock! Praise, no offense intended in that last line! I realize it would be easy to take offense from, looking back, so please accept apologies. Some day I will learn not to write in haste. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Peter T. Date: 13 May 00 - 08:35 PM Whew, Hi Amos, hard fighting those intergalactic wars, isn't it? I sure need a drink. Filing. Saturday night, and what am I doing -- filing! See Under: Bored. CrossReference: Beer Please!!!! yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 13 May 00 - 09:46 PM Update-- I am really sick and I don't yet know with what, and it most looks like blood sugar problems, so I am monitoring for that and trying to get in to see the doc on Monday. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Amergin Date: 13 May 00 - 11:13 PM Praise, I hope you get better soon. Amergin |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Amos Date: 13 May 00 - 11:18 PM Praise, I really hope you get better VERY soon!!! Peter T., you are an evil genius. I am confident if you get ttired of teaching there is a slot for you on the Trilateral Commission! A. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: GUEST,Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 13 May 00 - 11:55 PM Aye, Praise you get better and we are all waiting fer the day you are to throw a big party here at the tavern for ye. {:-*) peck on the cheek from me (I warshed and shaved first) Aye, get well soon Susan.. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 14 May 00 - 12:26 AM Too right! Here's a big ol' hug from Matthew...take care of yourself, ok? We're all hoping for a good prognosis---everyone raise a glass to our Sugar Dog Woman! ARROOOOOO!!! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: JenEllen Date: 14 May 00 - 01:30 AM Sugar Dog, there ain't nothing that a scratch on the belly won't help...where's that SugarDogMan of yours??*bg* Hope ya get back to your rowdy lil' self here real soon. Love to ya, JenElle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 14 May 00 - 01:58 AM Thanks all. Hanging in there. Burning up, awful, and so tired and so wired. Jen Elle, there's lots of Sugar Dog Men, all it takes to be one is to see the Sugar Dog and treat her right. Now Hardiman, who is the keeper of the Sugar Dog Luhhv Bed, he's one, and he been snugglin' Sugar Dog quite a bit uh some. 'Course more is always hepful when you is all sicked up in de recliner. Reckon some of the other Sugar Dog Men could set a spell, would help. (Hardiman, he don't mind long as dey respeckful an' doan forget where she sleep at night.) Yas, Sugar Dog do love a nice peaceful lap. ~S~
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: JenEllen Date: 14 May 00 - 02:08 AM Well, you just wait in your recliner doll....and here's a hot cuppa to warm your fingers, peppermint lotion for your feet (I can do the duty for ya..I'm dash), and some big fluffy socks to pull on after. Take care, and a big hug to ya. JenElle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Metchosin Date: 14 May 00 - 03:49 AM hope you're feeling better soon Praise....here's a scrumptious scratch behind the ear. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: paddymac Date: 14 May 00 - 10:12 AM There's usually "A Whole Lotta BSin' Gonin' On" in 'catland libation lounges, but sometimes, if ye listen close, ye can actually learn something. Like, well, ferinstance, Mbo's acute observation of the phrase over the pub door: "Ceol Caint Agus Craic". Sent me scramblin' fer me dictionary it did. I've always love "Ceol Agus Craic", but this was the first time I've "heard" it with "Caint" added. I humble wait fer a "native speaker" to enlighten me, but I 'spect it translates as "Music, Chat and Fun". Marvelous goal in life for any self-respecting pub - especially so here in 'catland. Innkeeper! Pintas fer me and the lad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Caitrin Date: 14 May 00 - 11:50 AM Hello, all. I just woke up after returning from the prom. I've been out of Catland for a bit because of A.P. Exams...I've hardly been online for more than five minutes all week! Anyway, it's nice to be back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Amos Date: 14 May 00 - 12:20 PM Captain C, welcome home. I wondered why the Enterprise took so long finding a way through the asteroid belt! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 14 May 00 - 01:04 PM Another reason is because it is virtually impossible to play The Fields of Athenry on the pipes...well, in the same key for verse and chorus anyway! Welcome back ol' Caitrin! How was the prom and all that jazz? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: MMario Date: 14 May 00 - 06:36 PM Mbo - we all trust you to perform miracles of engineering, not least in the threads...*grin* besudesm who ever said Star Fleet duty would be easy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Biskit Date: 14 May 00 - 08:10 PM Praise Darlin', I sure hope ya gets ta feelin' better soon dear,I'll say a little prayerferya when I gets down onm' knees t`night. Honey I'm still savin'some neatly folded well worn knickers that was returned to me just incase ya ever wants ta run`em up flag pole .,,Well I'd be honered -Biskit- |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 15 May 00 - 10:28 AM Update-- Sugar Dog is staying put right here in the recliner section till she goes to the vet Tuesday afternoon to start blood work. Visitors welcome, and the many prayers expressed in personal messages are accepted with thanks. Now, who has a lap for Sugar Dog.... ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 May 00 - 10:32 AM Climb aboard lassie, I'll look after ye until the vet cures your ill's... They better look after ye, we enjoy your company in the Tavern.. Just think of the party we'll throw fer ye when ye are better...I will spread a nice blanket on me lap and here's alittle pillow fer ye.. There, anything ye need just bark lass and someone'll run and get it... Yours, Aye. Dave (the ancient watchdog) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 15 May 00 - 04:20 PM Safe harbor with the harbormaster is harbor indeed, Dave (t'awwwww...) ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: JenEllen Date: 15 May 00 - 04:40 PM Wassamatter womon? You still not feeling any better? What kind of funk have you got anyways? Jus' snuggle down in Dave's lap and sleep it off doll...Luv, JenElle |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 May 00 - 07:28 PM This recliners a rocker as well so gently does it. Sugar Dawg this a nice gentle Pacific swell kinda rocking..Aye. SSSShhhhh. We'll Roll the old chariot along roll the old chariot along And roll the old chariot along And we'll all hang on behind
A plate of Irish stew wouldn't do us any harm
We'll Roll the old chariot along
A night out with the girls wouldn't do us any harm
We'll roll the old chariot along
A pint of Nelsons blood wouldn't do us any harm
We'll roll the old chariot along
There now she asleep.... Awwww cute aint she.. Aye. Dave
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Barky Date: 15 May 00 - 09:35 PM Barky is officially BACK!!! Hey folks, thought my first stop after a couple months AWOL would be the tavern for a nice cool root brewski. My apologies to all, haven't had much time. So... introduce me to this new Sugar Dog! ~Barky |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: JenEllen Date: 16 May 00 - 02:04 AM Hey Barks! The Sugar Dog is an incarnation of our lovely Praise. She's been set to howl for a while now, but as of a few days ago, her tail's been a'waggin' slow. Give her a scratch on the ears and tell her every little things gonna be okay.... ~Elle BTW: Glad ta have ya back! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 16 May 00 - 09:09 AM Wooooohaaaa!!! Barky's back!!!!! **dances on table, doing air guitar to Black Hole Sun** --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 16 May 00 - 09:29 AM Hello, hello It's great to see you once again It's been so long, we were such friends Long time ago. Hello, hello Your smiling face, your warm embrace We've been apart for too long It felt so wrong. Nice to know you're coming over Nice to know the wait is over Hello, hello Is that a smile on your face? Here's a kiss just in case This one's for you. Hello, hello It's great to see you once again It's been so long, we were such friends A long, long time ago! --Mbo ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 May 00 - 11:15 AM Dancing Mbo's? Air guitars? where's the party mates? can I join in. Wonder if the "hornpipes" back infashion? (dont answer that Spaw ye swab) Yours,(right tickled to see ye back Barky lass) Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 16 May 00 - 11:23 AM Sure ye can do the hornpipe! It's a PAAAAR-TAY!!! Should I fire up the Black Bear then, segue into Harvest Home, then the Belfast Hornpipe? Deedle deedle deedle... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 16 May 00 - 11:23 AM Thread creep:RE: Air Guitars. Pat Cash and John McEnroe fancy themselves as guitarists. Do you think they played air tennis with their guitars when they were young?? Just a thought... RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 May 00 - 11:50 AM Aye Lad, Black Bear would do just fine fer a start...Away! Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Biskit Date: 16 May 00 - 12:03 PM Aye! tis good t`be back at the ol` mudcat tavern,Ah whats this then a sleepin' sugar dog Aye we'll jus' let'er lie, when she wakes from `er napn we'll see if we caint fin'er some treats eh! Dave ya ol' salt howz th' worl' by ye mate?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 May 00 - 03:47 PM Pull up a pint and sit down Biskit Ol'pal. Take the load off yer feet, relax and enjoy watching these young un's have fun.. Guess you've been on some long distance hauls lately? have'nt had the pleasure of your company fer a bit mate. Yours, Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 16 May 00 - 04:37 PM Update-- Doctor sez Sugar Dog is all wore out an' her regulatory systems is shot to hell. Blood sugar metabolism likely big part of it. Blood drawn for every test possible, and there'll be a heart function one next week too. Awww. You need a heart to live, huh?? Specially if you is a Sugar Dog. I am good for about 3 hours a day of whatever needs to be done. The rest.... laps, live and virtual. Sponge time. Tavern laptime is a big help, and I highly recommend it, along with continued tavern music therapy for maximized healing. The doctor's prescription till tests are back? More lap time. I think I could get used to it. Biskit, could you just arrange those knickers on my recliner, I'll wad them up for a nice nest till a lap comes along.... had the best, I think, with Dave, ye could all learn a lot from Dave's lap.... zzzzzz.... Mm hmm, tunes, I agree, bears. Big Black Bears. zzzz.... ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Bert Date: 16 May 00 - 04:50 PM Hi Barky, How's things down on your farm? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Caitrin Date: 16 May 00 - 07:11 PM Prom was lots of fun, Mbo. My friend John and I got to impress everyone with a swing dance. We even managed a flip in that crowd! |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 16 May 00 - 07:12 PM Must have been quite a sight! Watch yer head! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Barky Date: 16 May 00 - 08:55 PM Hey! We should host another Mudcat Prom! That was fun! (After Saturday, of course!) So how were the decorations, Cait? I remember @ the senior prom last year, the deco was fabulous! I got to go with one of my buddies, whos date ditched him at the last minute. Come to think of it, I might be doing that again this year! ~Barky |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 16 May 00 - 09:07 PM More Mudcat Prom? Wooo! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Mbo Date: 17 May 00 - 12:39 PM Phew...just popping in fer a minute before my 5-hr ceramics class starts...how are ye all? Hey don't forget Mudcat Radio tonight! BTW I saw a senior show poster on the door here at the Fine Arts Center...it was funny, it said "Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting Art School May Reduce Serious Risks To Your Health" HA HA!!! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: wysiwyg Date: 17 May 00 - 03:50 PM Let's see... Recliner, aye... kibbles, aye. Sunshine and fresh air, aye... water, aye. Music, aye! Knickers nest, aye... friends and family, aye.... what else was that the vet said I needed... vitamins... tomorrow... oh yes, laps. More laps. Nonstop laps. Laps all day, laps all night. Laps, laps, and more laps. Don't see any laps... Laps? Any laps available for Sugar Dog? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Amergin Date: 17 May 00 - 03:57 PM Will mine do? |
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT TAVERN 2 From: Bert Date: 17 May 00 - 03:58 PM Come and sit on my lap Sugar. Bert. |