Happy Birthday, kendall!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 May 00 - 01:02 AM

Catspaw, I'll send them both Depends. OK? Can't see you changing Mbo's diaper. Kendall's maybe, but not Mbo's.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 00 - 09:54 PM

Geeez you guys..I'm 66..not 100!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: MK
Date: 13 May 00 - 08:42 PM

All the best Kendall!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 13 May 00 - 08:38 PM

Kendall,

I would've been here before this but the FBI computers O.K.ing gun purchases are down today. Anyhow, have a great and happy bidet (b-day) ! (Be sure to let me know if those penal (penile) implants work (or not).

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: jets
Date: 13 May 00 - 08:26 PM

I play a free reed instrument that only plays the diatonic scale. I hate to say I play the accordion for it turns people against me.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 00 - 03:36 PM

Thanks for the plug jets...can we talk you into playing a couple of tunes? For those who dont know him, Jets is one hell of a accordion player. Not the Lawrence Welk type.. what is that thing Jets? Tell us about it.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 00 - 03:30 PM

Probably not. At the moment, I dont have a car. When is it?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: GUEST,Marymac In CA
Date: 13 May 00 - 11:39 AM

Dear Kendall,

Happy Birthday, Kendall, and many more! Next time I throw ya a party, I hope you can come! Will we see you at Old Songs?

Love,

Marymac 90

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 00 - 09:18 AM

Yeah, but I go better on a bagel.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 00 - 08:47 AM

Old Maine proverb..One must age, one does not have to "get old". Spaw, you are really on a roll!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: jets
Date: 13 May 00 - 12:30 AM

Hey kid,Happy birthday.I will be catching your show at the side door cafe in Brunswick,on Pleasant st on the 19th of this month. Break a leg

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Mbo
Date: 12 May 00 - 10:52 PM

I want my Maypo!!!! Waaaah!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 May 00 - 10:41 PM

Actually Sins....You may not know of this yet, but we have to chang both Kendall and Meebo about 5 times a day or the stench around here is unbelievable. And frankly, a lot of the money that is sent in to support the 'Cat actually goes toward the Huggie bill for those two......ante up Sins, the slush fund is gettin' low.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 May 00 - 08:38 PM

Somehow I don't think that Kendall would have wanted them "refurbed". And please, no one wants to here how much mileage is on them (or not).

Kendall
Had to share this with you. For the first two weeks I visited the threads I honestly thought that you and Mbo were contemporaries. You have a wonderful fresh approach to life. Don't ever change. And don't ever grow old.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: GUEST,Okiemockbird
Date: 12 May 00 - 08:35 PM

Kendall, Huzzah!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 May 00 - 07:54 PM

Sorry Bonnie.....The new "Electro-Pneumatic Super Schlong" which Kendall wished for was on back order. Rick and I got the last two in stock and are unwilling to guve them back.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 12 May 00 - 07:39 PM

Kendall, sorry about the Belated Birthday wishes here, but I was away.
So, how was it?
Did you blow out all your candles?
Did you make a wish?
Well, whatever it was, I hope it comes true.
Wishing you much happiness and joy in your life.
Sincerely
Bonnie

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 12 May 00 - 04:54 PM

Not since my abacus fell apart..

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 12 May 00 - 12:50 PM

Computer server breakdown, or I'd have in here earlier to ask....are you still counting them Kendall? Oh well, Big Happy B from Toronto.

Rick

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 11 May 00 - 08:48 PM

I'm easy to find!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Susan A-R
Date: 11 May 00 - 08:45 PM

Happy Birthday Kendall. Hope you have had (and continue to have) a great celebration. See you up in Maine sometime this summer.

Susan A-R

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 11 May 00 - 08:30 PM

My lazy jacks have started to sag just a bit, but, what worries me is, my bilge pump is not what it was!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: GUEST,Ceitagh
Date: 11 May 00 - 02:25 PM

Happy B-Day, Kendall. Keep singin'!
Kate

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Sourdough
Date: 11 May 00 - 03:38 AM

All right, so I am a little late in adding my birthday wishes to this thread but that doesn't mean I don't mean them. Kendall's stories and thoughts are one of the reasons that Mudcat's my favorite Internet stop so Thank You, Kendall. And when do you start declining? At what age?

Sourdough (who may already have declined more than the Latin verb, "to be")

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Metchosin
Date: 11 May 00 - 03:24 AM

A belated Happy Birthday Kendall, but best wishes all the same.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Sandy Paton
Date: 11 May 00 - 01:43 AM

Gawdamighty, Kendall! There's more folks wishing you fun and games in your declining years than you could shake your stick at (whatever that means)! Time to stop DEclining and start REclining.

Happy 39th, Kendall, ol' buddy.

Sandy

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: DonMeixner
Date: 11 May 00 - 12:26 AM

Best Wished Ken,

May your back stays never run or your Lazy Jacks sag.

Don

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 May 00 - 09:22 PM

Birthy Happday, kendall!

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~Susan~

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 10 May 00 - 08:01 PM

You are all just great...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Mbo
Date: 10 May 00 - 06:22 PM

Happy Birthday to my favorite COD (Crusty Old Dude)! May you never change! BTW don't forget to pige out on cake & ice cream!

--Mbo (Jeri, I think you got thosp beat!)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
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Date: 10 May 00 - 05:27 PM

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Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 May 00 - 05:27 PM

I dunno how far he can go kat, what with a popped piston....and besides, whenever he gets anywhere, folks run him out because of his incessant backfiring and noxious emissions.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: TheMuse
Date: 10 May 00 - 05:26 PM

Hey Kendall, hope you're having a good one. And many more!

TheMuse

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 00 - 04:52 PM

Well, Kendall, this is Happy Birthday from littlekaykat/katlaughing. I guess the one above is the seldom seen UpperCaseKat or someone playing stupid games, again, and on a birthday thread, too!

Anyway, darlin', I hope you've had a wonderful day and thanks for sharing yerself with all of us. With endorsements from the likes of Kathy and KarenK, you could go far, ya know?**BG**

luvyakat

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 10 May 00 - 03:47 PM

How do you do that?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: thosp
Date: 10 May 00 - 03:09 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

peace (Y) thosp

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 10 May 00 - 03:08 PM

With friends like Kat, who needs to be 38?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Áine
Date: 10 May 00 - 02:53 PM

Many happy returns of the day to ya, Kendall!! You're the reason that I can now honestly say, "Some of my best friends are Yankees!" Stay forever young and frisky, my friend.

-- Áine

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 10 May 00 - 02:52 PM

_WE_ know that now you'll never see 38 again!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: GUEST,your little buddy
Date: 10 May 00 - 02:48 PM

Hey there,

Some one beat me to it. I wanted to start the official thread of salutions to one of my best buddies in the whole, wide world!! Well, from one dawg to another...hope you have the abosolute best day! ( Hey, you got a few friends on this channel :) Love ya, Kat

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: kendall
Date: 10 May 00 - 12:46 PM

I love you all, even if you do know I lie like hell!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: KathWestra
Date: 10 May 00 - 12:30 PM

And a big smooch, too, while I'm at it. Hmmm. That was fun. He doesn't ACT like he's in his declining years...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: KathWestra
Date: 10 May 00 - 12:29 PM

"Declining years," my arse! Happy Birthday, you old liar, and a huge hug too. See you soon, I hope. Kathy

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: JenEllen
Date: 10 May 00 - 12:25 PM

Kendall;
Happy Birthday from Washington!
~JenEllen

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 00 - 12:21 PM

yppaH yadhtriB lladneK!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 00 - 11:56 AM

Hey, kendall -- congratulations on ... what is it now...55?...long and wonderful years. Keep up the good work!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: GUEST,Dave (the ancient mariner at work)
Date: 10 May 00 - 11:54 AM

Cheers! many happy returns of the day mate. Yours, Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Billy the Bus
Date: 10 May 00 - 11:30 AM

Nuvva hug from downunda bruv - have a good'un - Sam

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: Hollowfox
Date: 10 May 00 - 11:09 AM

Kendall, if your life at this time is an example of "declining years", then it seems that we all have something to look foreward to. Happy Birthday!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, kendall!
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 May 00 - 11:05 AM

Kendall, Happy Birthday! The only thing the tobacco industry got right: "You're not getting older. You're getting better!"