BS: A joke to share

Subject: RE: BS: A joke to share
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 30 May 00 - 12:44 PM

There were these two gents in a pub one night. One turns to the other and says:
"I'm proud to be Irish!"
The other chap says "I'm Irish too! Where are you from?"
"County Kildare!"
"County Kildare? I'm from County kildare as well!! Where did you go to school?"
"St Mary's Academy"
"St Mary's Academy? I went to St Mary's Academy too! When did you graduate?"
"1973"
"1973? I graduated in 1973 as well!"

At this point, the bartender turns to another patron and says:
"It's gonna be a long night, the O'Reilly twins are drunk again!"

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Wincing_Devil
If Cats could talk, they would remind us that their ancestors ate ours

Subject: RE: BS: A joke to share
From: Abby Sale
Date: 30 May 00 - 08:29 PM

At the Newfoundland site, I find some local history:

Seems they sometimes make preparations for wakes a bit early.  A husband had been ill for several years and the doctor found the patient in a much weekened condition and remarked to the wife that her husband would probably die that day.

She got a big pot of soup going and about 10 o'clock at night made a visit upstairs. The first thing her poor husband had to say was, "Mary dat soup smells good, I'd like a drop."

Wife: "Ah Pat b'y, can't ya be more considerate? I'm saving that soup fer d'wake."

Subject: RE: BS: A joke to share
From: Petr
Date: 30 May 00 - 08:56 PM

Whats green and smell like red paint?

... . .. .. Green Paint. Petr