BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Firecat
Date: 01 Nov 01 - 08:41 AM

Well, if people are having pop stars as well, can I have all of D12?!

Mind you, if I was stuck with H from Steps I wouldnt mind!

Actually, I know exactly who I'd want. All I'm going to say is that JeZeBeL knows him as well. Ask her!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 01 Nov 01 - 12:09 AM

A kazoo player wi' a fishin' rod. He could play away wi' both hands free---

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 10:34 PM

Pity the Tiger that gets between me & Kate Rusby.....*G*

Yes, yes, dirty old man I know....but I dont care!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 07:41 PM

CarolC, I have never figured Jeri out, but, I was responding to KimC when she came out with a line from Monte Python and the holy grail.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: DougR
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 05:35 PM

Carol C. We could talk politics.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 03:52 PM

Sheryl Crow, A couple of guitars, a bass and some hand drums, constant shipments of beer washing up on shore. With a solar powered digital recording studio.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 02:29 PM

Jeri and kendall, I have no idea what the two of you are on about.

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Dead Horse
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 01:43 PM

Christine Balfa, of Balfa Toujours. She could teach me Cajun, and maybe I could teach her some Shanties ;-) OR The Spice Girls. I could teach 'em music !

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Kim C
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 01:40 PM

I don't know!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 01:14 PM

African or European?

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Kim C
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 12:28 PM

where did the coconuts come from? Did a swallow drop them?

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Benjamin
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 10:37 AM

Ana Vidovic! I'm sure she could teach me a lot!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Jeri
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 10:26 AM

Carol C - did you just come from the double entendre thread? There's a song in there somewhere!

I can't pick one person. Well, I could, but I think I'd probably drive someone crazy and they'd wind up whacking me on the head with a blunt object such as a coconut. If I picked a group, some people would inevitably get irritated at other people, and we'd have even more coconut-whacking. Also, most of the individuals would have lives back in the world, and would resent me having fantacised them onto a desert island, and I'd wind up being group-coconutted. I hate it when reality gets in the way of a good fantasy!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 10:03 AM

There is no way I could settle on one. Almost any mudcatter would do.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: GUEST,jaze
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 09:59 AM

If Spaw won't share Emmylou, then I'll take Joan Baez. Another beautiful gray fox with an angelic voice and 40 years worth of songs to sing to me.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Kim C
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 09:49 AM

Sam Bush.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 09:46 AM

CAROL C!! I'm (relatively) SHOCKED!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: DougR
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 02:46 AM

Yes ma'mam.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: GUEST,CarolC (still without a cookie)
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 01:29 AM

I have heard that Bach's music can be played beatifully on the accordion. He can bring his organ, and I'll bring my box.

Sounds like a good combination to me.

(You just said that just to set me up to say this, didn't you?)

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: DougR
Date: 31 Oct 01 - 01:14 AM

Oh, my Lord, CarolC! I'm shocked! It may take atleast five minutes to recover! I thought you were only interest ed in Accordians!

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: GUEST,CarolC (no cookies)
Date: 30 Oct 01 - 10:22 PM

Johann Sebastian Bach. But only if he could bring his organ.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 30 Oct 01 - 09:44 PM

Morticia

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Oct 01 - 09:35 PM

Vanessa Mae.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Spider Tom
Date: 28 May 00 - 11:41 PM

Bonnie I would look after you but The safety thing would be in the eye of the beholder.*BG* Spider Tom (Safety comes first)

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 28 May 00 - 07:12 AM

Why Spider Tom, that was really thoughtful of you. And you know, the most important thing about being stranded with someone on a deserted island is that you are with a person who has your best interest at heart.
Being stranded with you, I bet I would feel pretty safe and well looked after.

Bonnie

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Spider Tom
Date: 28 May 00 - 06:00 AM

I have given this thing some further thought.
AND I have been browsing through the threads,and It occurred to me that some people are treating this thing SERIOUSLY?
The question asked by Banjo Bonnie was "what famous musician would you like to be stranded with"
On an island with a population of 2 (thats two).
Just how famous is this muso gonna' be?
"Oh, you again, yes I have heard your song, got anything new?"
"Put that away! I said I'm not like that, and I'd much prefer a melon thank you."
I am not so sure that I need the challenge of spending time with this famous musician, BUT!

As I have gently parted the threads, to perve on your countless verbal meanderings,It occurs to me I could do a lot worse than takeing a few of you along.
Sorry boys I want only the ladies as company therefore you lot will be stuck on the mainland oogling your Emmy Loos, Eartha Kits and such,I will be surrounded by sweet and lovely ladies, longing to save, or be saved.
Just gotta hope I am there type.
So hard to choose?
If you prefer a good book I will be a page boy,wait for the next chapter.
Spider Tom (I can be all things, but you have to have a good imagination.)

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 28 May 00 - 02:28 AM

Wyowoman -

Imagine yourself getting a warm oil massage from head to foot with candlelight and soft music and...oops..sorry, you did ask me to effuse. Oh yeah, Kate Rusby. She is an English singer of mostly traditional English folksongs, and has been known to convert even hard rock fans to her music. Her voice and very moving interpretation of medieval songs is mesmerizing. The backup instrumental arrangements she uses are very tasteful and blend in perfectly. That she is beautiful doesn't hurt her desert island status, either. Check out her 1st solo CD, "Hourglass." It's a treasure.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 May 00 - 09:50 PM

Stranded on a deserted island with Leonard Cohen? Geeziz, I'll have nightmares tonight.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Mbo
Date: 27 May 00 - 07:57 PM

Margaret Ann got married?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: JenEllen
Date: 27 May 00 - 07:36 PM

What???? I was being NICE...I didn't say --"She could come in the full leg cast from where she broke her leg at John's sisters wedding, then of course there would be a wild, hungry tiger on the island....and she'd be AWFULLY slow...and of course, the tiger would catch her, and more than likely choke on the cast and I couldn't do CPR...I'd be in such shape that I'd REALLY need to be consoled....oh JOHN????"---Now DID I????

:) Elle

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Mbo
Date: 27 May 00 - 06:17 PM

Elle!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: JenEllen
Date: 27 May 00 - 05:24 PM

Kate would be okay....so long as she brought John....*beseg*

~Elle

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Pixie
Date: 27 May 00 - 05:13 PM

I'll have to agree with Catspaw.....Emmylou rules!

Pixie

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: WyoWoman
Date: 27 May 00 - 02:49 AM

I know not this object of your delight. Say more. Effuse. You guys are so cute when you effuse.

ww

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 27 May 00 - 02:41 AM

Kate Rusby. Nuff said.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: WyoWoman
Date: 26 May 00 - 08:09 PM

Wow. That's a great quote -- and a great thought. But I think if I were to share an island with Leonard Cohen, I'd end up drowning myself in the surf in despair over the sheer dreariness of existence. Give me a peppy six inches any day...

Thanks, Peter T. Yup, I'm back, I'm bad and I'm ready to rumble. Trying to work at home, however, so I have to discipline myself to only check out the 'Cat for a few minutes, then back to the salt mines.

Have had some lovely musical adventures of late and am looking forward to more, although in the move I got sidetracked and have quit learning new songs. But I need to practice a few before the Allan C. and Bill Sables Memorial World Domination Tour comes to Colorado. I'd hate to be consulting my lyric sheet in such august company.

WW

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: bflat
Date: 26 May 00 - 07:48 PM

Since the voice is an instrument, I choose Leonard Cohen. What he does with eight notes most can't do with six inches. Wow!

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU
Date: 26 May 00 - 12:45 PM

Marilyn Manson? A GENIUS?! Ok, I guess anyone who does songs about the world being taken over by "the police and fags", and songs about indecent liberties with children, and torturing animals MUST be a genius. :(

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Peter T.
Date: 26 May 00 - 08:57 AM

Nice to hear from you, WW. Wondered where you had gone.

Don't forget the bubblewrap....yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 26 May 00 - 08:43 AM

Palm oil PALM OIL- YES, OH YES

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: WyoWoman
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:58 PM

Oh, heck. It's been so long since I posted I've lost track of the html for little, bitty type. I CERTAINLY did not mean to make my little joke shout like that and I, for one, am embarrassed at my indescretion...

ww

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: WyoWoman
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:43 PM

Aw, Spaw. It's been SO long since anyone called me by my secret, special name. Good to be back, darlin.' Yes, I'm settled, somewhat, in Colorado now. The money hasn't precisely started rolling in yet, but I'm having a pretty good time so far. Dropped by to introduce myself to LEJ and am looking forward to the Bill and Allan's Excellent Adventure and World Domination Tour coming soon to a city near me.

Went to Santa Fe last weekend for a century bike ride and met up with some of my music friends there for a singaround. 'Twer lovely. Wish I could have imported some of my Mudcateer friends to join us. WW

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:34 PM

PANSY!!!!! Where ya' been girl? All settled there in Colorado? Pack a bag and we'll arrange for a shipwreck on a deserted isle!!! Skip the wig, you'll do just fine the way you are.

Hey Bonnie.....Wanna' come along? Just give Kendall the "palm" oil and he'll be in hog heaven. Pack some white socks.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: WyoWoman
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:23 PM

Well, it'd be a toss-up between Big Mick and Catspaw, but since 'Spaw didn't even mention me ...

I could wear my Emmylou Harris wig and sing a little lower...

("Lower, lower ... smaller circles...")

WW

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:13 PM

....uh Bonnie........Don't mention "palm" oil to Kendall.....it'll really excite him and might put him over the edge.........Well that's not far, but you know what I mean...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Bill D
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:12 PM

sure is a wide variety of tastes, huh?....I assumed the question was in order to enjoy music,,,but I see other issues have intruded....so... since I can't choose ANY 'famous' musician whose company I'm sure I'd enjoy, maybe I'd take Dolly Parton...like the guy above says about his jumbo Guild, I could use Dolly and those water-wings to safely sail away...*wink*

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 25 May 00 - 11:07 PM

Catspaw, why I bet I could cook these guys up some real good meals as long as they didn't mind me using palm oil.

Bonnie

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 00 - 10:58 PM

Yeah, you're right about that Kendall...we all know you're game. And after awhile on a deserted island, you'd be even more gamey. Bok would have to work REAL fast. BonnAmie, if you go, stay upwind.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: kendall
Date: 25 May 00 - 10:47 PM

I cant speak for Bok, but, I'm game

Subject: RE: BS: If You Were Stranded On Deserted Island
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 25 May 00 - 06:48 PM

Kendall, I formally invite you to be stranded with Gordon Bok and I.

Fortunato, that was a very nice compliment, thank you.

Bonnie