Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'

Subject: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: GUEST,bh
Date: 26 May 00 - 10:05 AM

looking for lyrics to a song called Ethel Pump any help would be appreciated

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01-Jun-00 - 08:00 AM (#236767) Subject: funny song called Ethel Pump From: GUEST,bh I'm still looking for the lyrics to "Ethel Pump" It is definitely a song.....not a joke A friend knows part of the words but not all. He thought it may have been done by Gary Lee or Gary Reid, and may have origins in Canada. Any help would be appreciated.

01-Jun-00 - 10:45 AM (#236839) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called Ethel Pump From: jeffp If you can supply whatever lyrics are known, it might stimulate somebody's memory. I've never heard of it, but it sounds like it could be worthwhile. jeffp

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: bflat
Date: 27 May 00 - 09:02 AM

Found a reference to this via Valley Entertainment. If you can locate the following CD then you've got it....Copulation Compilation CDxxx-07xxx. Don't have any idea if this is a gag.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: GUEST,Alex
Date: 27 May 00 - 11:55 PM

I heard this as a gag. Local police were investigating an alleged rape case as they'd received information that someone pumped Ethyl down at the gas staion.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: bflat
Date: 28 May 00 - 11:51 PM

Maybe this belongs on the joke thread. Who even uses the word "Ethyl" in connection with gasoline? Something leftover from the fifties....

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 10:32 AM

WAV file here if you want to listen to it a million billion times and transcribe it. Took forever to get connected, so I didn't listen to it. It's about 3/4 the way down the page.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: bflat
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 10:02 PM

Thanks Sorcha. this isn't a funny song....just crude. Waste of time!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: funny song called 'Ethel Pump'
From: GUEST,bh re original request
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 10:50 PM

thanks to Sorcha for the hint. I went there downloaded it and it worked for me. Thanks my friend appreciates the info.