Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'

Subject: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From:
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 04:45 PM

I heard this song or these lyrics several years ago. I've been looking for the song/artist since. I heard it on a blues program out of KC. Somebody help me!! Please! Thanks!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: Bert
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 04:49 PM

In 'I want a brand new momma'
Jimme Rodgers sings...
I don't want no skinny woman, I want one with plenty fat.
I don't want no skinny woman, I want one with plenty of meat.
I want a girl who will rock all day, she won't even stop to eat.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: Midchuck
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 04:56 PM

Tom Rush had something like this on an early album...

Big fat woman, get your fat leg offa me...,
Feel so good, it scare the hell outa me..

Fine lookin' woman got a great big leg...
Everytime she move, move like a soft boiled egg...

Peter.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: GUEST,Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 06:26 PM

We liked one that did the rounds here a couple of years ago, called 'Big Panty Woman' a sort of Caribbean hymn to big women.

I want to dance with a big panty woman
I want to dance with a big panty girl
I want to dance with a big panty woman,
I want to give that big woman a whirl!

Then of course there is always this...

She weighs 16 stone and what do you get,
A whole lot of woman and that's a fact.
Take a closer look, you must agree,
There's no sharp corner on a woman like me!

You can't cuddle up to a bag of bones,
If her ribs stick out, leave her well alone.
We've a soft welcome for a man in need,
We're surely built for comfort if not for speed!

CHORUS: She weighs 16 stone and what do you get,
A whole lot of woman and that's a fact.
Take a closer look, you must agree,
There are no sharp corners on a woman like me!

Well if you've seen more meat on a greasy spoon,
She won't keep you warm, get rid of her soon.
So come on guys, if you're down in the dumps,
Better get your arm around a gal with bumps. CHORUS

Well the magazines say be skin and bone,
But big girls never have to sleep alone,
We don't disappear when we turn on our side,
And there's plenty of suspension for a bumpy ride

Well if you see us coming better step aside,
A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died.
One gives you desire, the other a thrill,
If the tall ones don't get you then the small ones will!

Bet it doesn't work without the <BR>s, but there are so many and all I had to do was paste...

Don't know who wrote it, but would suggest Tennessee Williams would be rolling in the grave!

LTS

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 5-Apr-03.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: Gary T
Date: 01 Jun 00 - 08:47 PM

...and wishing there was a big, soft woman to roll onto!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: Bert
Date: 02 Jun 00 - 10:47 AM

Great song Liz!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Oct 10 - 04:38 PM

Big Mama Thornton

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 26 Oct 10 - 05:07 PM

Lead Belly sang "Gimme a big fat woman with the meat shakin' on her bones (2x)
Born and raised in my old Kentucky home.

If that's the one, I could try to dig up the rest

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Oct 10 - 05:32 PM

Two Ton Tessie O'Shea

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'Give me a big, fat woman'
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 10 - 05:41 PM

Come to this town. There are hundreds of them.