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Lyr Req: No Jewels at All DigiTrad: NO BALLS AT ALL O'REILLY'S DAUGHTER THE CASTRATION OF THE STRAWBERRY ROAN Related threads: You get no bride with one lost ball (31) One Balled Reilly (3) |
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Subject: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: GUEST,Estela Date: 07 Jun 00 - 04:49 PM warning: if bawdy songs offend you, don't read this thread! I'm looking for the lyrics to "No jewels at all". It's a song very similar to "No balls at all", with the same basic plot and probably melody; the chorus runs "no jewels at all, no jewels at all, I married a man who had no jewels at all!" A friend of mine sang it for me once, and that's all i remember of it....it's enough different from "no balls at all" that I can't reconstruct it, because it had some clever extensions on the "jewels" metaphor and is nowhere near as obvious as "no balls at all". anyone here know the verses? thanks! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: Bert Date: 07 Jun 00 - 06:17 PM Oscar Brand sings "No hips at all" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: GUEST,Bruno Date: 08 Jun 00 - 09:03 AM I'd also like to know the song |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: GUEST,Estela Date: 13 Jun 00 - 12:38 AM just a refresh |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: GUEST,Banjo Johnny Date: 13 Jun 00 - 01:36 AM Okay, just this once. Tune: Colonel Bogey
Hitler, he only has one ball, Big hit in WW2, and can be heard in the movie "A Separate Peace" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: Bob Bolton Date: 14 Jun 00 - 01:27 AM G'day all, Banjo Johnny: I guess this one (not quite what Estela is after) has different versions all round the world. What I remember, here in Australia, is:
Hitler, has only got one ball, I will be interested to see if Estela can scare up this more discreet version. Regards, Bob Bolton |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: Metchosin Date: 14 Jun 00 - 01:52 AM No Balls At All
Oh Mother, dear mother, I wish I was dead
What! No balls at all Sorry, but that is all I can remember of "No Balls at All" but maybe it will trigger a memory for someone, of the version you seek. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: Mrrzy Date: 14 Jun 00 - 02:13 AM I also have the Oscar Brand one. What a great set of bawdy albums, eh? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: GUEST,Banjo Johnny Date: 14 Jun 00 - 01:33 PM G'day Bob! Okay, but you have Himmler in there twice. (The rotten bum) :-} Johnny in Oklahoma City |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: GUEST,Estela Date: 15 Jun 00 - 07:17 PM Metchosin's is the "no balls at all" that I was referring to as being similar to the song I'm trying to find. Sorry all you Hitler's Balls people! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Lyr Req: No Jewels at All From: Jon Freeman Date: 15 Jun 00 - 07:24 PM Bob, Yours is the basically the version I know but substitute Goerring ?sp in line 2. Jon |
Subject: Lyr Add: NO BALLS AT ALL From: Metchosin Date: 15 Jun 00 - 08:12 PM Here is the full version I know, at least what I can remember.
NO BALLS AT ALL
Come you young maidens, give ear to my tale
Chorus:
How well she remembered the night they were wed
Oh Mother, dear Mother, I wish I was dead
Oh daughter, dear daughter, don't worry my dear
The pretty young lady took her mothers advice |
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