Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Flash Company Date: 25 Nov 04 - 11:17 AM Beer, beer, combustible beer, Fill yourself right up to here, Pour down you throttle a hydrogen bottle And burn off a customer's ear, Mind what you do when you go to the loo, Or you may get a flame from the rear, Japanese singers can burn off your fingers With Suiso combustible beer. Better late than never! FC |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: GUEST,AcappellaPete Date: 24 Nov 04 - 11:34 PM You drink sixteen pints and strike a match, Mac. Get third-degree burns on your gastrointestinal tract. Don't sing karioke with hydrogen, Joe, Or the whole damn city of Tokyo may blow! (Sung to "Sixteen Tons") |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 30 Aug 01 - 01:17 PM Fire... Bruce Springsteen and a demented sailor
We're singing in a bar, we drink Asaka Beer
I ask you if you, want to sing Karaoke
Gorjira and Mothra, George and the Dragon |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 30 Aug 01 - 11:47 AM A parody of "The Rare Oul' Mountain Dew" Let barley brew and grapes ferment And poitín be distilled There's only one drink in this world Of which to drink your fill It's from Japan It's sold in cans It tastes a little queer It packs a punch When you drink a bunch Of the rare oul' hydrogen beer Your voice's picth, once deep and rich Will soon become a squeak People fall about as you move your mouth As you try in vain to speak But belch near flame And then the game Goes through the stratosphere You can hurl fireballs At the floors and walls If you're drinking hydrogen beer Glass blowers know the golden rule Blow, don't ever suck! I didn't realise that the same rule applies And I came a bit unstuck I cheated death As I took a breath The moment that I rifted The merest spark Found the mark And through the air I lifted |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Dharmabum Date: 20 Jun 00 - 12:56 PM Thanks Aine, Can't wait for the next one. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 19 Jun 00 - 04:12 PM Here ya go Challenge!rs -- the well-earned awards for Challenge! No. 28 -- It was a great bunch of songs, folks, and I thank you all for your submissions. Keep your eyes peeled for No. 29 (think...beasties...). Cudos, thanks and congrats to all! -- Áine
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock: |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: MMario Date: 18 Jun 00 - 06:12 PM Keli - you realize that the next time I hear "Rose Rose" I will either dissolve in laughter or choke...and for me that is an occupational hazard as I hear that round a LOT! Great job! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Kelida Date: 18 Jun 00 - 03:26 PM I know I've been gone awhile, but I thought a good return would be a song, so here it is--to the tune of "Rose, Rose": Beer, Beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer,
Flame, flame, flame, flame
Sue, sue, sue, sue So, there it is. I don't know about the last verse--don't be surprised if I change it later. But for now, that's it. Peace--Keli |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 17 Jun 00 - 07:06 PM Jumping Jack Flash, It's a gas, gas, gas...
Well, the chorus works as it is. There's probably some monstrous curse lying in wait for anyone who messes with the verses, so I'll leave that to someone else...
re gases in the drink - I seem to remember hearing they used to bubble ether through it to liven up the poitín at one time. Maybe Nitrous Oxide (the old gas and air machine at the birth of a baby - do they still have that?) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: GUEST,Áine (posting from Dear Hubby's PC) Date: 17 Jun 00 - 12:49 PM Whoops! I meant to say "And you can drift this thread as far as you want, sir" -- this computer has a terrible keyboard and I'm frustrated enough as it is ... Grrrrr! -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: GUEST,Áine (posting from Dear Hubby's PC) Date: 17 Jun 00 - 12:43 PM The cable modem and my PC have developed irreconcilable differences (which will has led to a seperation and an impending divorce), so I'll be using DH's PC for a while. Kevin - Brilliant! Another great parody from the master. And you can drift this thread as far as you, sir. MMario - I do hope the job is getting easier. Hang in there, baby! -- Áine (soon to be betting a DSL account, dang it!)
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 16 Jun 00 - 09:42 PM Sure, it's an urban legend. But the question is - would it work? Most beer in kegs, they use Carbon Dioxide, which buggers it up; Guinness they use Nitrogen, which is not so bad. Someone must have tried a few other gasses - so what happpened?
Thread drift I grant you - but I put in two songs, so I feel entitled to drift a bit. And whie I'm about it, here's a third.
The Tokyo Rover
I went up to the bar
I reached for me pocket,
I'll go home to my parents,
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: MMario Date: 15 Jun 00 - 09:19 PM my "quality composing time" has been limited lately...ie: w*rk has been a b*tch and time limited on home computer....haven't even been able to recapture my "Pepe Le Pue song" *sigh* so many songs, so little time... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 15 Jun 00 - 06:36 PM Just thought I'd put my song where my mouth is (so to speak!):
Suiso and Sushi (Tune: Summertime) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 15 Jun 00 - 05:37 PM I can't believe it -- This is first time I've seen a SONG CHALLENGE! thread fall of the "daily" list in this short a time . . . Come one you guys, I know you've got more in you than this . . . *BG* -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 14 Jun 00 - 03:29 PM Dear Mbo -- Great! Now, that is a blues number, right? And could the title possibly be "My Brewsky's Got Some Gas In It"? I love it! And NancAurelia -- There is no such thing as a "reality check" in the Mudcat Song Challenge! Please see Subsubsection A07.655-UU.43.899.666 of the official Challenge! Handbook for verfication of our policy. *BG* We just gotta be free . . . -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: MMario Date: 14 Jun 00 - 02:50 PM As stated in the opening post. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: GUEST,NancAurelia Date: 14 Jun 00 - 01:39 PM Ummm... Hate to be a stick-in-the-mud, and not to detract in any way from the wonderful songs on the topic, but per the Urban Legends website, About.com, the Asaka Beer Corp. and Suiso hydrogen beer, are fictitious. See http://www.snopes.com/spoons/faxlore/hydrbeer.htm |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Mbo Date: 14 Jun 00 - 12:43 PM e Well, I'm a-standin' in the barroom Cigarette in my hand You see I'm tryin' to blow a fireball Just as far as I can My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it So I can blow some flame Hey all I need is one mighty belch From drinking gallons of beer And I'll blow a big blue flyin' flame That beats out everyone here My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it So I can blow some flame You know they call me "Firestarter" Cause I just dig Prodigy I blow flames when I sing their songs At Friday evening karoake! My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it So I can blow some flame You know Gojira ain't got nuffin' on me Or neither did Sir William Wallace My fireballs come out my big ol' mouth His only came from out his ass My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it My brewsky's got some gas in it So I can blow some flame --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 13 Jun 00 - 09:06 AM Brava, Jeri! Wunnerful, wunnerful! That one is going to be hard to follow. And thanks again for this great Challenge! to start the summer. -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: MMario Date: 13 Jun 00 - 08:49 AM *STANDING OVATION!* Jeri, that is great! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Jeri Date: 12 Jun 00 - 09:26 PM Well, I couldn't help myself...
From France we do get brandy
cho: I'll flame when I sing, I'll flame when I sing
My father he do lie in the pond with the fish cho:
My wife she do disturb me when I practice a while, cho |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 12 Jun 00 - 09:08 PM Dear Mbo, Of course it is . . . just testing you (ahem, right...) Oh well, isn't it the bloody thought that counts??? *BG* -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Mbo Date: 12 Jun 00 - 08:42 PM Um...Aine, isn't that Dolly? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 12 Jun 00 - 08:39 PM It's so nice to be rolling on the floor in happy tears amongst the dust bunnies and cat hair again, dear Kevin, Ron and Bradypus . . . just like ole times, eh? What with the last few weeks of reality exerting negative pressure on me and my darlin' Stars losing the Cup, I don't know what I'd of done without all my wunnerful Challenge!rs . . . Like Mame, I promise "never to go away again"! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Bradypus Date: 12 Jun 00 - 07:29 PM Aine - welcome back - the place wasn't the same without you! McGrath - congratulations - two excellent songs. I'm not sure which one had me laughing more. Ron - A good start to the challenge. The tune goes well with the topic. Dave - In principle, you should get the Donald Duck effect with hydrogen - it's to do with the density of the gas, and they're both a lot lighter than air. However hydrogen isn't nearly so available, nor so safe, as witness our tale.
Tune: Lily The Pink:
Osaka Beer Inc
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Jeri Date: 12 Jun 00 - 06:29 PM Shut up and sing Dave! :-) If you want to get really picky about it, I don't know anyone who can burp and sing at the same time. I've burped while singing, and I had to stop singing to do it. Since they're drinking the beer and not inhaling it...well, I guess 15 pints IS inhaling! In any case, I think if your stomach explodes, you're pretty much dead. (Like Áine said, don't believe everything you hear.) The only time I've tried the helium trick is when I called up an immunizations clinic I supervised, and yelled at them in the chipmunk voice - "hey, what are you guys doin' over there? Took ya long enough ta answer the phone dammit..." |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 12 Jun 00 - 06:15 PM Little bottles, little bottles, little bottles sold in Tike-take's little bottles, little bottles, how they help to light the scene.
There's a big one, and a small one,
If you've had some, best be careful,
But it's great fun when you've had some,
Little bottles, little bottles,
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 12 Jun 00 - 05:52 PM Hate to be a wet blanket, here, and maybe it's only my own ignorance, but I didn't know hydrogen made the duck-quacking speech effect. I know that helium does. Does hydrogen too? I can just hear it: "Oh, shut up and sing, Oesterreich!" Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 12 Jun 00 - 11:58 AM Dear Sinsull, Not to fear -- the next one in the queue is full of 'beastie bliss' . . . now I've got you all wondering, don't I?? (hehehehehe) -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 00 - 11:39 AM Aine, Welcome back. I am beginning to worry about this "Fire" theme running through the Song Challenges. Need to share? For those who can stand it "Ally McBeal" is supposed to try the fire breathing beer tonight. SS
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Metchosin Date: 12 Jun 00 - 10:08 AM Forgot to say, I'm glad you're back Áine. Really enjoyed the songs guys! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 00 - 09:52 AM I applauded the contributions earlier today, but my message went astray . so here it is again. much applause |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Metchosin Date: 12 Jun 00 - 09:43 AM Gives a whole new meaning to Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire" doesn't it?......oh yeah...the gas didn't get down that far, did it? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 12 Jun 00 - 08:35 AM Dharma & Kevin -- Wunnerful, wunnerful!! I laughed myself to sleep last night. Thanks so much to both of you for jumping back in the creek with this Challenge! -- Áine (still giggling...) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 11 Jun 00 - 09:22 PM As I was a drinking in a bar in Japan to me way hay, we blew the place down, I lit a cigar, like a bold sailorman, there was gas in the drink, and we blew the place down We blew the house down, yes we blew the place down, to me way hay, we blew the house down, For it seemed that the drink was a hydrogen bomb, so give us a drink and we'll blow the place down.
Oh Johhnny Otoma was drinking there too
Like a dragon on heat, Johnny lit up his breath
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Dharmabum Date: 11 Jun 00 - 08:56 PM THE HUMAN HYDROGEN BOMB {sung to the daring young man on the flying trapeze} Across the deep ocean, In a place called Japan, Where they sing karaoke, And drink beer in a can, He's a legend about town, An infamous man, He's the human hydrogen bomb. Now don't stand too closely, When he passes gas, He's singed off the eyebrows, Of a Japanese lass, This next karaoke, May just be his last, He's the human hydrogen bomb. He sings like a munchkin, And burps like a jet, Compared to this guy, Godzilla's all wet, He just hasn't finished, Off Tokyo yet, He's the human hydrogen bomb. When he's finished drinking, There's smoke round his head, He puts out the fire, And crawls off to bed, I guess he should drink, Wild Turkey instead, He's the human hydrogen bomb. Now as it so happened, On one fatefull night, He was singing off key, And it caused a big fight, He swallowed a stogie, And the gas did ignite, He's the human hydrogen bomb. Now he's hired some lawyers, To sue everyone, Cause singin & flamin, Just stopped being fun, When theres one in the chamber, And you are the gun, You're the human hydrogen bomb. Ron. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 11 Jun 00 - 01:29 PM Welcom back with the Song Challenge! Life at Mudcat is more jolly again! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: TerriM Date: 11 Jun 00 - 01:22 PM You drink sixteen pints And what do you get A whole lot of trouble and that's a fact Take a closer look You will see There's no facial hair on a dude like me sorry :) couldn't resist |
Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 28 From: Áine Date: 11 Jun 00 - 01:07 PM Yes, folks, the SONG CHALLENGE! is back -- Apologies to all of you wonderful Challenger!s from a now-feeling-better Keeper of the Book . . . the door to her 'brown study' has opened and she's back with a vengence! This Challenge! was sent in by Mudcatter Jeri a while back and should definitely be considered an "urban legend" (as in, don't believe everything you read *BG*). It's a hoot, and I hope you all have a great time with it and we see some great songs -- Go For It, Challenger!s!!! -- Áine TOKYO (AP) The recent craze for hydrogen beer is at the heart of a three way lawsuit between unemployed stockbroker Toshira Otoma, the Tike-Take karaoke bar and the Asaka Beer Corporation. Mr Otoma is suing the bar and the brewery for selling toxic substances and is claiming damages for grievous bodily harm leading to the loss of his job. The bar is countersuing for defamation and loss of customers. The Asaka Beer corporation brews "Suiso" brand beer, where the carbon dioxide normally used to add fizz has been replaced by the more environmentally friendly hydrogen gas. A side effect of this has made the beer extremely popular at karaoke sing-along bars and discotheques. Because hydrogen molecules are lighter than air, individuals whose lungs are filled with the nontoxic gas can speak with an uncharacteristically high voice, giving chic Tokyo urbanites the ability to sing soprano parts on karaoke sing-along machines after consuming a big gulp of Suiso beer. The flammable nature of hydrogen has also become another selling point, even though the beer company has not acknowledged that this was a deliberate marketing ploy. It has inspired a new fashion of blowing flames from one's mouth using a cigarette as an ignition source. Many new karaoke videos feature singers shooting blue flames in slow motion, while flame contests take place in pubs everywhere. "Mr Otoma drank fifteen bottles of hydrogen beer in order to maximise the size of the flames he could belch during the contest. He catapulted balls of fire across the room that Gojira would be proud of, but this was not enough to win him first prize since the judgement is made on the quality of the flames and that of the singing, and after fifteen bottles of lager he was badly out of tune," said Mr Takashi Nomura, Manager of the Tike-Take bar. Mr. Otoma apparently took exception to the result and hurled blue fireballs at the judge, singeing the front of one customer's hair, entirely removing her eyebrows and lashes. When the club's security staff showed up, he turned his attentions to them, giving the head bouncer no choice but to tackle Mr Otoma, knocking his legs from under him. Said the club's manager, "It was his own fault he had his mouth open for the next belch, his own fault he held a lighted cigarette in front of it and it is own fault he swallowed that cigarette . . . The Tike-Take bar takes no responsibility for the subsequent internal combustion, rupture of his stomach lining, nor the third degree burns to his oesophagus, larynx and sinuses as the exploding gases forced their way out of his body. His consequential muteness and loss of employment are his own fault." Mr. Otoma was unavailable for comment.
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