BS: Killing the thread

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Paddy(1)
Date: 30 Jul 00 - 05:15 PM

Morticia gets my vote

Paddy(1)

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Allan C.
Date: 30 Jul 00 - 07:03 PM

I truly wish there were some way for us to all do a joint post so that this thing could die a decent death. It has gone way past my orginal intent into some kind of stubbornness match. Surely it can't be about whose computer will crap out first. I mean, it only took me three seconds to load this thing. Does anyone really think they can shut all of us down by adding more posts to this? All any of this is doing is taking up storage space in Mudcatville which could be better used for the DT or something. Come on people! Give it a rest!

End of rant

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Jul 00 - 07:11 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread From: Tone d' F Date: 30-Jul-00 - 02:23 AM

let me try that again. It hasn't gone and it's sunn in Kent

By the way was it your name I heard on Radio2 last week If it was commenting about woodchip wallpaper being the work of the devil, yes. I bet you're a TOG too (TOG = The Old Geezer/Git). Aha!!

Actually this is becoming a good thread for getting rid of all those anger feelings - Gervase, make sure you get rid of it all before Wednesday..... Morty, hope you are feeling yourself again.

And Walls of Jericho were the first Ice Cream manufacturers......

Shall we get into constipated people? Moses took the tablets, Samson brought the house down, Solomon sat for 40 years and Balaam couldn't shift his ass. There are a couple of others, but I just can't think of them at the moment.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 30 Jul 00 - 07:14 PM

My vote is with Paddy (1)

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Jul 00 - 07:18 PM

Hey, I've an idea - why don't we post some wanted lyrics here, that will make it sink without trace - or try saying thankyou to someone - that usually works with mine..... otherwise we're gonna be up to 300 and our necks in it! LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 30 Jul 00 - 07:31 PM

Solomon was first to drink canned beer - he asked for Long Life (sorry, showing my age! Inde Coopes' first canned beer in Britain!).

Easiest way to kill this thread is to ignore it!

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 03:42 AM

I entirely agree...........

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Guest, stubborn
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 02:04 PM

But a call to ignore things never holds forth at Mudcat...

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 02:11 PM

*poke* *poke* nope, not dead yet.

say - did anyone know there are still about 3000 songs without tunes in the DT? I'll be happy to send the list to anyone who wants it ---

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 03:06 PM

we could try stabbing it behind the arras....I'm not sure where that is but it always seemed to work for Shakespeare

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 03:13 PM

it was probably a type. Willy the Shake meant "stab him in the arse" and the copyist printed "arras"

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 05:52 PM

More likely he was dictating it, with his Midlands accent the copyist thought he said something else.

Do you realise that this thing was dormant for 8 hours!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 05:57 PM

Long enough for rigor-mortis to set in?

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jul 00 - 07:15 PM

Calling Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, calling Dr. Kevorkian....

Needs a DNR order written I guess.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 06:58 AM

I dunno about RIGORmortis, more like LIQUORmortis! Anyway, that's ruined my plan for ignoring the bugger!

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 07:10 AM

Well, I think as AllanC started this, he should be the one to administer the final blow......

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 03:16 PM

We should officially kill it during the radio show tomorrow night, then all go to HearMe for a fast funeral.

Max can deal it a death blow. A mercy killing or self-defense?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 05:49 PM

Justifiable homicide.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 07:19 PM

Apply posticide liberally in a well-ventilated room. Protective clothing and breathing apparatus recommended. Inhlation or prolonged contact with skin may cause neurological damage.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: rangeroger
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 12:41 AM

Once more into the breach,dear friends

rr

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Mark Cohen (at the hospital)
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 02:25 AM

Mmmmhhmmm? Hello? Er, was somebody looking for a doctor? Who?...Oh...never mind...didn't really want to post to this damn thread anyway...(shuffles off, mumbling, to the on-call room)

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 12:46 PM

MARK!!!!

Why didn't you just pronounce it dead!!!????

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 01:04 PM

Call for the de-fibrill---derfibbrll--------defib--------

That thing that they like so much in ER and Casulty.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 01:13 PM

I SEE YOU!! Don't post that!....

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 02:40 PM

That.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: jeffp
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 03:22 PM

I was going to post something terribly witty, but after reading this whole thread I seem to have forgotten it. So I won't.

jeffp

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 06:58 AM

The devil made me do it

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: rangeroger
Date: 04 Aug 00 - 01:34 AM

God made me do it.

Click here

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 04 Aug 00 - 02:25 PM

At this rate it's going to explode, or spontaneously combust, or some such...

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,the cat came back
Date: 08 Aug 00 - 05:23 PM

they thought it was a goner, but it wouldn't stay away

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 08 Aug 00 - 05:53 PM

Turn the echo OFF! off! off! off!

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mickey191
Date: 08 Aug 00 - 06:46 PM

Mickey191 And I had the embalming fluid right here in my hand. Gads!

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Alice
Date: 08 Aug 00 - 08:34 PM

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you...

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 05:46 PM

Hee hee hee!

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 07:19 PM

Well! here I am at the end finally. I have eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome but it was worth.
Lachesis, Cutting the thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 07:45 PM

Oh No you don't. Gimme the scissors. This is my job!
Atropos

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 07:56 PM

Wait! Wait. We're almost there.
Clotho

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Aug 00 - 09:35 PM

HMMM Semi-esoteric Greek mythology does it everytime. But I feel this is a Pyrrhic victory. No one is left to share in it. Alia iacta est.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:43 AM

I have read it twice, Please shoot this damn thing.

My eyes hurt. bunch of sadistic rat finks

Sailor DAn "DBG"

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 10:27 AM

Spin. Spin. Spin.
Clotho

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 06:52 PM

Dead, dead, and never called me 'mother'!!

(Perhaps you're its father?)

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Tone d' F
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 06:53 PM

I go away for a week and it's still haunting me

Put it out of our misery

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 07:57 PM

Almost there.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Tone d' F
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:11 PM

It's going to be hard to type with my new white straight jacket, the man chasing me with the butterfly net is getting closer

will the thing never end incessantly counting... counting

aarrrghh the humanity

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: rangeroger
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:16 PM

Seven wooden stakes and the BIIIIGGG mallet

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Tone d' F
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:29 PM

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Kill This Now Before 666

You know you want to it makes sense, dont forget

every day in every way I'm getting better and better

All to gether now

THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (Eric Idle)

Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say; Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best, hey,

Always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the light side of life, If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps, Just purse you're lips and whistle, That's the thing.

And, always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the right side of life, For life is quite absurd, An. death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow, Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin, Enjoy it, it's you last chance of the hour.

So, always look on the bright side of death, Just before you draw your terminal breath, Life's a piece o' shit, When you look at it, Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true, You'll see it's all a show, Keep 'em laughing as you go, Remember that the last laugh is on you.

And, always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the right side of life, Come on, Brian cheer up, Always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the right side of life, Worse things happen at sea, you know, Always look on the bright side of life, I mean, what do you have to lose? You come from nothing, You go back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Always look on the bright side of life.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:32 PM

Great............301........................

fuck me

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Tone d' F
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:42 PM

Well spaw I'm available Saturday 26th. Just say the word and I'll pop over the water in a jiffy ... no not a small padded envelope.

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:46 PM

Thanks for the offer but I'll be out of town!

We need to get Joe or Pene to erase most of this sucker and put a lock on the thread!!!!!!!!

Oh well.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Tone d' F
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 08:57 PM

story of my wife

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