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Subject: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Hardiman the Fiddler Date: 25 Jul 00 - 03:50 PM It goes to "The Holly and the Ivy" any suggestions for improvement will be appreciated: Chorus: My ulcer and my tapeworm, it's so very plain to see |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Hardiman the Fiddler Date: 25 Jul 00 - 03:56 PM I got chopped off there, sorry: Chorus: My ulcer and my tapeworm, it's so very plain to see That it doesn't really matter much/ which one finally kills me. Verse: The rising of the acid/ and the churning of my gut I hoped there'd be some help for me, but they yawned and said, "so, what?" Chorus: Verse: Now I gobble malox, mylanta and DiGel, But it's really much too late for that/ I've already gone to hell. Chorus: I get it when I'm working from quarters near and far/ and I wonder how(if) I made it safe and sane thus far. Hope this spate of creativity brings a smile. Hardiman |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jul 00 - 04:28 PM EEEUUUUGGGGHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What, no liver fluke? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Kim C Date: 25 Jul 00 - 04:37 PM I thought maybe it was like, The ulcer and the tapeworm should be friends....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jul 00 - 04:41 PM There has to be something here to the tune of 'Inchworm'... Something like:
Tapeworm, tapeworm, LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Kim C Date: 25 Jul 00 - 04:51 PM This is really sick........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: MMario Date: 25 Jul 00 - 04:54 PM "the ulcer and the tapeworm should be friends yes, the ulcer and the tapeworm should be friends One eats holes in the poor bloke the other gobbles the food he chokes But that doesn't mean the two can't still be friends! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jul 00 - 05:02 PM Ulcer, Ulcer Eating my digestive tract Do you think that I could drink Just one more ice cold beer?
Ulcer, ulcer, LTS
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Hardiman the Fiddler Date: 25 Jul 00 - 05:02 PM I don't know, some think it is really sick, and some think it is really funny; I guess it has to do with how much stress a person's got, but I invented the phrase, the ulcer and the tapeworm one day when someone asked me how I was. "Just fine," sounds so non-committal. So I said what popped into my head, and we laughed for five minutes over it! Hardiman |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: wysiwyg Date: 25 Jul 00 - 05:06 PM OK, this is great, we can have a daily thread on laughing our asses off over sick, negative, twisted stuff! OK! Sign me up! Wait. I know, what we need is a thread listing all the words to all the songs ever to appear in the Three Stooges. Sing our way through mayhem to health. Heading home soon. Hardi, whass fer dinner dear? ~S~
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Hardiman the Fiddler Date: 25 Jul 00 - 10:09 PM Hey Praise! Think they'll go for it when we perform at the old folk's home next? Wouldn't it be great if MMario, Biskit and Dharmabum could provide back up? Not much for dinner...let's eat out. Hardiman
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Kim C Date: 26 Jul 00 - 11:51 AM How about spaghetti with tomato sauce? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 00 - 04:09 PM Hardiman, OK. I've got just the thing. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jul 00 - 04:49 PM OK so I'm slightly sick - I had my own ulcer once, and believe me, the only way I could cope with that sod was to laugh at it - heck, it was about the only thing I could do that didn't hurt like buggery! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 00 - 05:09 PM Precisely. I believe Hardiman's goal is to exercise prevention on same. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Hardiman the Fiddler Date: 26 Jul 00 - 05:48 PM It is either learn to laugh or sing the blues at life or the ulcer and the tape worm get the upper hand. I remember a poem a friend of mine was once fond of: "The worms go in, the worms go out, They play tiddlewinks all over your snout." |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 00 - 05:57 PM Hardi, come on over. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: Hardiman the Fiddler Date: 26 Jul 00 - 06:05 PM I would love to come over after a bit, but I've got to make a trip to that other metropolis, hopefully to the CVS first. Perhaps they might have that item I need about ten times more today than I needed it yesterday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Ulcer and the Tapeworm From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 00 - 06:24 PM OK |