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BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology

mactheturk 01 Aug 00 - 07:27 AM
Morticia 01 Aug 00 - 07:37 AM
mactheturk 01 Aug 00 - 07:45 AM
Lady McMoo 01 Aug 00 - 08:06 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 01 Aug 00 - 08:14 AM
Lady McMoo 01 Aug 00 - 08:26 AM
kendall 01 Aug 00 - 08:34 AM
Tony Burns 01 Aug 00 - 08:38 AM
mactheturk 01 Aug 00 - 08:39 AM
Bob Bolton 01 Aug 00 - 08:56 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 01 Aug 00 - 08:57 AM
Grab 01 Aug 00 - 09:02 AM
mactheturk 01 Aug 00 - 09:30 AM
Gary T 01 Aug 00 - 09:30 AM
Mrrzy 01 Aug 00 - 09:41 AM
GUEST,murray@mpce.mq.edu.au 01 Aug 00 - 01:48 PM
kendall 01 Aug 00 - 02:38 PM
wysiwyg 01 Aug 00 - 03:11 PM
gillymor 01 Aug 00 - 08:03 PM
mactheturk 01 Aug 00 - 11:51 PM
rangeroger 02 Aug 00 - 12:46 AM
mactheturk 02 Aug 00 - 07:36 AM
GUEST,Steve Latimer 02 Aug 00 - 11:37 AM
Skivee 02 Aug 00 - 05:33 PM

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Subject: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: mactheturk
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 07:27 AM

Lets say two doctors opened an office in a small town and decided to share the rent. For our purposes, we will refer to them as "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones".

I guess their sign would read.."Psychiatry and Proctology" There must be some better choices, I would hope...

perhaps "Hysterias and Posteriors" or
"Catatonics and High Colonics"

any other suggestions?????

Mac


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Morticia
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 07:37 AM

Bums and Bummed-Outs?


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: mactheturk
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 07:45 AM

Good Morticia...or perhaps "Lost Souls and Assholes",kinda catchy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:06 AM

Brains and Drains?


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:14 AM

...there must be a better one but I can't quite put my (rubber-gloved) finger on it.
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:26 AM

Naus and Anus...?

Oh dear...!


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: kendall
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:34 AM

rears and queers


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Tony Burns
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:38 AM

In the version I received via email the final name was "Odds and Ends".


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: mactheturk
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:39 AM

or "Manic-Depressives and Anal Retentives"


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Bob Bolton
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:56 AM

Nuts and Butts


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:57 AM

I think Bob has nailed it!
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Grab
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 09:02 AM

Heads or tails?


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: mactheturk
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 09:30 AM

"Loons and Moons"......


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Gary T
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 09:30 AM

I don't have any better suggestions, but it sounds like the perfect place to go if you suffer from cranial-rectal insertion (you know, your head's up your.....).


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 09:41 AM

Drs Smith and Jones - Front and Rear Entrances available.


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: GUEST,murray@mpce.mq.edu.au
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 01:48 PM

If you can't sit, lie down for a while.

Murray


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: kendall
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 02:38 PM

Odds and ends has it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 03:11 PM

Yes, I think Bob's got it.

And I think they practice at the Neil Young Center, where it does not matter which one you see; the result tends to be the same.

All roads lead to... the next song you are trying to write, the next story you are wanting to tell, the next achievement you never expected, the next failure you'd like to tell and then forget, the next love of your life who you have not yet recognized...

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: gillymor
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 08:03 PM

How about Analysts and Analists.


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: mactheturk
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 11:51 PM

"Freaks and Cheeks"....


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: rangeroger
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 12:46 AM

When I was in the Navy, the Chief of Proctology at Balboa Naval Hospital said that he had always wanted to be a dentist, but the thought of all that bad breath turned him against it.

rr


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: mactheturk
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 07:36 AM

During the operation, the nurse handed the proctologist a can of beer. The proctologist scoffed, " I said a BUTT LIGHT !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: GUEST,Steve Latimer
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 11:37 AM

I was diagnosed with Optic Rectitis. Turns out that my optic nerve was crossing with my rectal nerve, giving me a shitty outlook on life.


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Subject: RE: BS: Psychiatry versus Proctology
From: Skivee
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 05:33 PM

How about "Butt-Head Doctors"... as in" You won't believe what my Butt-Head doctor just told me to do."


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