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Mudcat Demographics

mactheturk 14 Aug 00 - 08:54 AM
Midchuck 14 Aug 00 - 10:03 AM
Naemanson 14 Aug 00 - 10:13 AM
McGrath of Harlow 14 Aug 00 - 10:25 AM
Dulci46 14 Aug 00 - 11:18 AM
Rick Fielding 14 Aug 00 - 11:38 AM
Thomas the Rhymer 14 Aug 00 - 12:15 PM
Little Hawk 14 Aug 00 - 12:18 PM
Mbo 14 Aug 00 - 12:41 PM
Little Neophyte 14 Aug 00 - 12:52 PM
George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca 14 Aug 00 - 12:58 PM
Kim C 14 Aug 00 - 01:09 PM
Naemanson 14 Aug 00 - 01:11 PM
Lepus Rex 14 Aug 00 - 01:24 PM
Pinetop Slim 14 Aug 00 - 01:44 PM
Morticia 14 Aug 00 - 01:56 PM
Bert 14 Aug 00 - 03:24 PM
Jon Freeman 14 Aug 00 - 04:07 PM
Peter T. 14 Aug 00 - 04:20 PM
Mbo 14 Aug 00 - 04:27 PM
Naemanson 14 Aug 00 - 04:59 PM
Naemanson 14 Aug 00 - 05:00 PM
Bernard 14 Aug 00 - 05:07 PM
Bearheart 14 Aug 00 - 08:31 PM
catspaw49 14 Aug 00 - 09:03 PM
Biskit 14 Aug 00 - 09:12 PM
campfire 14 Aug 00 - 10:39 PM
DonMeixner 14 Aug 00 - 11:09 PM
Little Hawk 15 Aug 00 - 12:14 AM
GUEST 15 Aug 00 - 01:11 AM
ol'troll 15 Aug 00 - 01:27 AM
Thomas the Rhymer 15 Aug 00 - 01:37 AM
thosp 15 Aug 00 - 02:21 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 15 Aug 00 - 04:11 AM
CarolC 15 Aug 00 - 05:14 AM
McGrath of Harlow 15 Aug 00 - 05:45 AM
McGrath of Harlow 15 Aug 00 - 05:46 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 15 Aug 00 - 06:55 AM
Little Hawk 15 Aug 00 - 07:13 AM
Lena 15 Aug 00 - 07:33 AM
mactheturk 15 Aug 00 - 08:43 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 15 Aug 00 - 08:51 AM
CarolC 15 Aug 00 - 09:09 AM
Giac 15 Aug 00 - 09:16 AM
Naemanson 15 Aug 00 - 09:22 AM
Naemanson 15 Aug 00 - 09:24 AM
Dulci46 15 Aug 00 - 10:21 AM
Naemanson 15 Aug 00 - 10:41 AM
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Subject: Mudcat Demographics
From: mactheturk
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 08:54 AM

The purpose of this thread is to gather specific information from our Mudcat members. WARNING!! This information may be used against you in a court of law.

Question #1....Level of education a) too much b) 12th grade c) in progress d) other

Question #2...Age a) aging bohemian b) old geezer c) tumoultuous teen d) innocent child

Question #3.....Office at work a) private with carpet and window b) cubicle c) none of your business d) other

other questions to follow.

please use a #2 pencil.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Midchuck
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 10:03 AM

1) a.

2) threshold between a. and b.

3) a. (but it's a room in my house, so maybe that doesn't count.

Peter


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 10:13 AM

Mac, where are your answers?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 10:25 AM

I take it 12th grade is some American thing? And so is #2 pencil?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Dulci46
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 11:18 AM

Excuse me, but on Question #2, is there anyway you could give a more refined version of your (a) & (b) answers for women who could neither be aging bohemian, or old geezers. Or is this a men's quiz, cause no self respecting woman is going to answer with those two choices. We will all be either (c) or (d). :-)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 11:38 AM

Thrown out of high school.

Thrown out of Art College.

Thrown out of Advertising agency.

Thrown out of Bank job.

Thrown out of house.

NOT thrown out of folk club!

Damn, it's hardly Horatio Alger (or Dick Whittington)

Rick


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 12:15 PM

Tall, dark WSPM, 40ish, Self Employed Fading Bohemian, With enough formal education, and far more self education than is good for him; Seeking Mature Folk Muse. Will Travel. Send photo to Mudcat personals, add #50 bells and nine.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 12:18 PM

# 1 - Education: plenty, and still in progress...

# 2 - aging bohemian...but darn near to "forever young"

# 3 - desk and computer, not private, just there

The number 2 pencil messes up the computer screen. I had to use whiteout to fix it.

Straight "A"s in High School (except for geometry & physics), dropped out of university, quit Bell Canada, returned to university, studied Native American Medicine Way, studied every religion under the sun, forays into Taoism, played songs for Rolling Thunder, have been reborn at least 8500 times, have died approximately an equal number of times, have tried everything I could think of in the pursuit of happiness and understanding, and love to engage in the "avalanche of words" style of songwriting...kind of like the "neverending tour".

Hey, that's what it is!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Mbo
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 12:41 PM

1.) d. I'm in college, and never went to highschool.

2.) c. give or take a year or two.

3.) d. My college work study job is a computer lab monitor/technician, aka a "lab lackey".

--Matt


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 12:52 PM

Got my degree, but they gave me the benefit of the doubt.
I am an innocent child in a woman's body who is fighting gravity as best she can.
You mean people really work?

Bonnie who carries a pencil with a big rubber for responding to any questions she maybe asked


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 12:58 PM

I really don't understand these threads which ask such personal questions. Why? This is a really weird set of questions. Why should we answer?

Is it just another of those queries that are meant to test the limits of the Forum Message Base?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Kim C
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 01:09 PM

1. a - BA in English literature

2. c even though I'm about to turn 33

3. b


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 01:11 PM

Thread Creep! (This should be another thread but I'm not going to start it!)

I like it Thomas! Mudcat Personals Ads! Getting people to create their own beautiful music.

Divorced, rejected and dejected white male folk singer seeks single/divorced female folkie. Ability to play an instrument better than me a plus but it means you will always play lead instrument! Send photo of instrument! Melodeon players acceptable anyway. Traditional Celtic and American music prefered. If you are a singer/songwriter only you need not respond.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 01:24 PM

I guess I'm pretty much all 'other...'

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Pinetop Slim
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 01:44 PM

1. Education's still in progress; hope it is for all of us.
2. Aging bohemian geezer.
3. No portable (or permanent) walls, but it's still sort of a cubicle.
To anticipated questions: Sex -- yes. Religion -- what've you got? Ambition -- yes, but I usually lay down until it passes.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Morticia
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 01:56 PM

I didn't have a pencil, will a biro be okay?

1.Degree level, social work and teaching 2.None of the above 3.own office with small window


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Bert
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 03:24 PM

#1 c)
#2 b) AND d)
#3 d)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:07 PM

Sorry George, I know you are right but there are times I can't resist so to follow Naemanson:

Rejected and dejected male folkie, 39, seeks single/divorced female folkie. Must sing and play folk dance music preferably on fiddle or concertina although all instruments will be considered. Send photo of self and demo tape!

Jon


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Peter T.
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:20 PM

Answer all the questions below:

1. Do you answer every multiple choice question with "a":--
(a) no; (b) yes; (c) b, actually; (d) all of the above.

2. Do you find that questions that have an "all of the above " answer make you:--
(a) surly about the qualities of the tester; (b) anxious that there may be some truth in all answers to all questions, threatening your world view; (c) anxious that there may be no truth in all answers to all questions, threatening your world view; (d) none of the above.

3. Do you feel that there is too much pressure on you to make impossible choices in the world?: -
(a) ; (b) .

4. Do you consider the proliferation of this kind of test in the world: -
(a) is a search for simple answers in complex times; (b) is a good time waster until dinner; (c) is easy to mark; (d) is good practice in the sequence of the first four letters of the alphabet.

E. Are you disturbed when the sequencing system in tests of this kind changes just when you were getting used to it?: --
(I) yes; (2) not really, what changes"; (iii) you meen those little i's? Yeah what is with them? (fourth) all of the above.

Please fill in the little circles completely with squares. Put down your pencil. Walk, do not run to the nearest shelter. Thank you for all of the above.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Mbo
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:27 PM

But Peter, you forgot the question "What was the least important outcome of the Franco-Prussian War?"


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:59 PM

Good one Peter!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 05:00 PM

Good one Peter!

My, my, aren't we good at not answering questions?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Bernard
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 05:07 PM

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incinerate me...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Bearheart
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 08:31 PM

Are Geminis (Libra rising, Taurus Moon, 5 planets in water signs) allowed to answer multiple times? If the truth is required a single set of answers would disqualify me.

By the way, I'm really enjoying this thread--- I usually only look at the lyrics/music stuff. What an interesting group of people you all are!

Bearheart

PS I'd love to do astrological "demographics" on this crowd, traditionally they say musicians are heavy on certain astrological influences and I'd like to see if it's true...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 09:03 PM

A) Some of the above.

B) All of the above

C) None of the above

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Biskit
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 09:12 PM

#1 a work in progress.#2 innocent/tumultuous teen in the aging body of a Bohemian Geezer.#3 RRReally BIG OFFICE and a window that is BEYOND HUGE. -X-Biskit-


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: campfire
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 10:39 PM

Q#1 - c) in progress. Formally, a BS with some post-graduate work.

Q#2 - d) innocent child (of 41)

Q#3 - d) other (usually a cage - REALLY)

campfire


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: DonMeixner
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 11:09 PM

1. I have an education but it hasn't hindered me in any way.

2. Definately the aging Bohemian slot with a bit of recently regenerated youthfulness and spring in my step.

3. I have an office , two technical shops, one for wood and one for metals, both with big F&*^ing saws in them. A jewelery shop and a big room full of comic books.

Don

PS Jon, besides the demo tape get a photo of the fiddle and the concertina


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 12:14 AM

Hey, Joe Offer...are you reading the same threads as me? I don't see much bitching and complaining here except by people who insist the threads have to be limited to a subject of their own particular choice. If so, they should just launch one on that subject. I have, and it works. Music is a field that legitimately touches on all subjects...if it's good music at any rate.

We are all getting to know each other, I hope, and that's good.

Same to George Seto...you don't want to answer the questions? Then don't. You could always give a satirical answer, which would probably be more amusing to others, and still get your point across.

Multiple choice questions are indeed a hilariously dumb way of handling any subject of interest...a symptom of the spectacularly dumb civilization which is presently dominating this planet...so make fun of them if you like. I do.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 01:11 AM

Little Hawk:
You are indeed, little.

Oh, BTW, worry is the major cause of statistics.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: ol'troll
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 01:27 AM

None of it applies. I'm retired.(nyaah nyaah nyaah)

troll


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 01:37 AM

Guest? Yep you, you guest it,... I accidently wished you hadn't written that. There are lotsa chat groups (thousands and thousands) where you can feel right at home with slights and insults and anonymous displays of wimpyness,...do us all a favor and go there. They will like it, and you can always talk kind here!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: thosp
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 02:21 AM

I REFUSE TO ANSWER!
I WILL NEVER ANSWER!
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ANSWER!
NO WAY WILL I ANSWER!!!
what was the question?

peace (Y) thosp


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 04:11 AM

Sorry for delay, I couldn't find the pencil, then it needed sharpening and I'm not allowed knives in here but the nurse lent me a chinagraph so here goes: #1: a) Postgrad level but have learned more since and still learning (but forgetting even more) #2: b) #3:b) but by a window (long service has some compensations!) But who the hell cares? Is is a market research ploy? I'm expecting the phone call from the snake oil salesman any day.
RtS


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 05:14 AM

1. Back in school again

2. Getting younger every year

3. N/A


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 05:45 AM

"Women who could neither be aging bohemian, or old geezers." says Dulci.

Well "old geezer", possibly (maybe the female equivalent might be "old crone" or perhaps "old biddy") - but I've never heard any suggest that "bohemian" implies male. Or "aging" for that matter. Though "aging" should apply to everyone of any age, strictly speaking.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 05:46 AM

Apart from the dead that is...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 06:55 AM

Perhaps all this personal information gathering is to weed out potential undesirables like this club:
White van ban
A south Wales-based social club for single people is hoping to weed out "undesirable" clients by banning white van drivers, financial advisers and counsellors.
(BBC Online)
Their reasoning was that financial advisors and counsellors only joined to badger people into becoming clients. White van man (described as having four rings in each ear and nothing in between) were stereotyped as being so stressd by their aggressive driving habits that they just stood around saying nothing.
No musical content, outrageous thread creep but at least I didn't start another thread - and we have discussed the white van man phenomenon on other threads!
RtS


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 07:13 AM

Why, thank you. I try.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Lena
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 07:33 AM

1)Suspended formal education,given that an year of life education is in progess...besides,I have an italian diploma in visual arts,which is less then a degree but,as I was able to check,much more than the education from an arts college.Different countries... 2)Aged twenty,but you can include me in a)

2)As a painter/comics designer/album covers illustrator,my office is a most luxurious laurdry where my flatmate's worm-factory is located as well.As a lighting operator,my workplace seems(seems...gonna loose the job...)to be the Sydney Opera House,which is tinier than any office.As a cook,the kitchen is around eight square mitres,no carpet(thank God!)no computer(?!) but a great oven and two or three fridges.

Enough?!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: mactheturk
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 08:43 AM

The following questions have to do with your current family sructure, or lack there of:

Please respond to one of the following. I am currently a:

a) SINK...(single income, no kids)

b) SIK....(single income, with kids)

c) DINK...(double income, no kids)

d) DIK....(double income, with kids)

by the way, I am currently a DIK.......

mp


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 08:51 AM

Yep, he's definitely selling insurance!
RtS (DINK,or even a WOOP looking forward to SAGA)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 09:09 AM

Sunk (you figure it out)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Giac
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 09:16 AM

What is a biro?

What is a chinagraph?

Aging Bohemian???????

"Just as I used to say
love comes harder to the aged
because they've been running
on the same old rails too long
and then when the sly switch comes along
they miss the turn ..."

Lawrence Ferlinghetti
No. 2, Pictures of the Gone World

Oh, you said No. 2 pencil.

"...greatest minds of my generation ..."

"... patch on his ass ..."

sizzle, fry, pop ...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 09:22 AM

Life is evolution! Birth to 1976 - SINK 1977 to 1981 - DINK 1981 to 1993 - DIK 1994 - SICH (CH=Child Support) 1995 - SIKCH (One Kid + Child Support) 1999 - SICHCE (CP=College Payments) 2000 - SIKCE 2003 - SICE 2006 - SINK!!!! 2007 - RINK (RI=Retirement Income)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 09:24 AM

Let's try this again:

Life is evolution!
Birth to 1976 - SINK
1977 to 1981 - DINK
1981 to 1993 - DIK
1994 - SICS (CH=Child Support)
1995 - SIKCH (One Kid + Child Support)
1999 - SICHCE (CP=College Payments)
2000 - SIKCE 2003 - SICE
2006 - SINK!!!!
2007 - RINK (RI=Retirement Income)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Dulci46
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 10:21 AM

McGrath Of Harlow,

Old crone? Old biddy? OH MY!! OH NO!! Think I'll stick with answer #3 or #4 for question #2. I forgot to answer the other two questions.

#1 C

#3 two offices - only one window. I always have #2 pencil available. I work for the school.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Naemanson
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 10:41 AM

Boy, I really screwed that up. Let's try this one last time:

Life is evolution!
Birth to 1976 - SINK
1977 to 1981 - DINK
1981 to 1993 - DIK
1994 - SICS (CS=Child Support)
1995 - SIKCS (One Kid + Child Support)
1999 - SICSCP (CP=College Payments)
2000 - SIKCP
2003 - SICP
2006 - SINK!!!!
2007 - RINK (RI=Retirement Income)

As though it matters when the goal is to be funny.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: hesperis
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 11:24 AM

Question #1....Level of education
Grade 12 accredited, much more not credited (or always credible?), and still in progress.

Question #2...Age
Innocent child in a woman's body, currently recuperating from the turbulent teenage storms just past.

Question #3.....Office at work
Computer, desk, hamster, the rest of the living room/kitchen/bedroom,
and as many musical instruments as I can find or fit in the space (currently 8, only 3 of which actually belong to me).
(I guess that would be "d) other")

I prefer HB pencils &:)

Was abused in the public school system.
(Wish I could remember the link to a wonderful, heartfelt letter a friend of a friend wrote about Columbine, where she said that too much abuse is negated and trivialized as being "only teasing", and that she identified with and pitied the kids who blew up because they couldn't take it anymore, more than with the kids they shot. ~If I find it I'll post it.)

Somewhere around age 7, ran into a car.
Literally.
I was on foot, and I looked both ways, and I ran across the street --- right into a car. Blacked out, had to go to the hospital overnight, but I was fine. (Except for the hospital food! Ick!)
I consider that to be the start of the rest of my life.

Became Home Educated.
Healed enough from learning Wind, Rain, Earth, Tree, Book, and Body knowledge,
to go to high school *in* school.
Got a reputation as a Brain. (Don't know how that happened.)
Wasn't abused but started bringing home other people's attitudes.

Became extremely disillusioned about the systems used in formal teaching here in Canada, because they are extremely disrespectful and imprisoning, both to students and teachers.

Dropped out (thank goodness!), got my grade 12 equivalency easily.

Always studying wonderful and wacky things outside of school anyway, since forever, including music, poetry, and mythology,
and hope to make a big contribution to the creative arts!
I have already made contributions in people's lives,
that I bring out as treasures when I am feeling low.

(Whoa, that was long!)
Oh, and I'm a Sagittarius.

~*sirepseh*~


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Demographics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 12:02 PM

Ah...another question. Okay, put me down as MINK (and you figure it out).

Oh, and my thank you was to the person who congratulated me on my smallness. Yes, smallness is a great asset anywhere except in a schoolyard, where it is usually a liability, due to the presence of various agressive subhumans who think that "size does matter", to quote the ad for one of the dumbest Hollywood films EVERRR..."Godzilla", in a dead heat with "Independence Day" for dumbest film of all time. A film which depicts the blowing up of the White House can't be all bad though, I suppose (Hee! Hee!).

Anyway, smallness is usually handy, because it's very useful for survival in a harsh and competitive environment, like New York, for example...or a battlefield in Vietnam. Consult a number of interesting parables in "The Te of Piglet" for a fuller explanation of this...such as the one about the arrogant tiger on pages 83-86 (the beginning of the chapter entitled "The Tigger Tendency"). Said tiger is humbled by, in this order, a small bird, a little mole, and a snail. Just as I have humbled some of the inane jocks I had to suffer through school with. Dem dudes is nowhere now.

So, like I said, thanks.


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