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IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2

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Subject: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:36 AM

Awhile back, we had a lot of fun with part one of this idea. Dave Swan posted the original and since the politico-religious stuff is getting a bit heavy, I thought maybe besides the music threads, this might lighten up the load a bit. It was a wonderful thread.

HERE'S THE GAME
Suppose you were an exotic dancer or working somehow in the "Adult Entertainment" industry. You'd probably want to pick a pseudonym. A friend of Dave's came up with this formula:

FIRST NAME: The name of your first dog (or cat,chicken,hamster....pet).......Old 'Catters playing again can use their second or third.

SECOND NAME: The name of the street you were living on when you had said pet.

In my case ....... "Taffy Eastport"

The original thread is HERE.....Some really funny stuff there, but I'm expecting a few laughs here too.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Wesley S
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:43 AM

I told myself that I wouldn't post to this one but when I realized that the name would be "Heinie Fountainhead" I couldn't resist. Heinie was a great old dachund and we lived on Fountainhead Drive.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:45 AM

I believe mine was "Fireball Cyndee."


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:46 AM

HEY!!!! A winner already!!!

......and thanks Heinie for your decision.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Bert
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:46 AM

(2nd.) - Patch Woodgrange
(3rd.) - Tina Theydon

I think I'll go with the (2nd.), I don't see myself as a Tina.

Patch.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:47 AM

What job would you be doing in the business with THAT name Meebo?!?!?! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: jeffp
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:53 AM

I can't believe I didn't play the first time around. Thanks, Spaw, for giving me the opportunity again.

I would be Jock Druid, and would probably start out in a white robe, perhaps with some mistletoe strategically placed.......

jeffp


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Naemanson
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:55 AM

First Pet: Chowderhead (Black Lab with a perpetually goofy expression)

Street Name: Biddeford Pool Road

Somehow it doesn't work out.

Chowderhead Biddeford? Chowderhead Pool?


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: GUEST,Den at work
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:02 PM

I remember playing this before and I think I was Willie New Bonn and then I think I dropped an "n" and added an "e" and things really started to take off so to speak. Den


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:07 PM

LuLu 98. Although the boys in the mail room used to call me Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl. True story.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:09 PM

OOoh Mary I can see why!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Catrin
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:11 PM

Prudence Paul (From when i was a child - cat called 'Prudence', Street 'St Paul's Square')

Beauty Bowness
'Beauty' - Bowness Street

Beauty Vale
'Beauty' Vale Street (yes, she moved with us)

Tibbs Vale
'Tibbs' Vale Street - Tibbs arrived one day about eight years ago. We fed her and she has never left. Affectionatly known as 'The Squatter' - Now THAT might be a good one...


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: BigDaddy
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:12 PM

Boots Menominee? Tinkerbelle LeGrande? Teeny Chippewa? Rowdy Carly? Thanks for the thread...LOL for the first time today!

Jay


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: annamill
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:14 PM

Ok, last time I was Snowball Summer..this time, different pet, same street. Kitty Summer. Again, I'd be damn good too!

I kinda like Chowderhead Biddeford. Very sexxy!

Love, annamill (cantgetusedtothat)


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Rana who SHOULD be working
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:18 PM

Maurice Danser?


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:23 PM

Pedro Esperanza


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Catrin
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:26 PM

Why is it most of them actually work???? I could REALLY go for Pedro Esperanza - Perhaps this should be linked to the explain the unexplained thread?......


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:32 PM

Then there was:
Munch 69
Little Guy 69
Lucifer 81
SusieQ 81
Fred 81
Mandy 81
Princess 81
Homey 81
Ed 81
Lizzie La Guardia


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Bert
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:36 PM

Sinsull, What DO you DO to all your pets???


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Shanti
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:47 PM

Actually had a roommate (in the hospital) when I was 16, who was an "exotic dancer." She was also a contortionist and her stage name was TNT Red. Had the longest red hair I've ever seen...and the palest skin. Her real name was Joy Murphy.

Think if I was a stripper my name would be Grania Bareit


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: annamill
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:50 PM

Sinsull, I like Munch69 ??? That is a great exotic dancer name. Now here she is in allll herr gloryyyy - MUNCH69 Yeah!!

That's event better than Kitty Summer.

Love, annamill (formally annap)


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Bert
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:52 PM

'I' don't think much of 'Little Guy 69' though!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:55 PM

Mimi Lincoln. With that name, I would probably be the one in charge of all the 'exotic dancers'.

Ebbie


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Downeast Bob
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:13 PM

My dad was ahead of his time. He named our wirehaired fox terrier "Reefer" way back in 1939 while we were living on McClellan Street in Schenectady. Hence, I dance, prance and do other naughty things under the name of Reefer McClellan.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Peg
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:32 PM

I remember this thread!

I lived on a corner growing up, so it could be Nellie Perine...but Nellie Dubois (even though we pronounced it "Doo-Boys" instead of "Doo-Bwah") sounds better....

BTW, I did work as an exotic dancer for a year. A prize to whoever guesses what stage name I used (only one, not two names)...

peg


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:47 PM

First pet was a male orange tabby cat. We moved while he owned us, I think:
"Dabbie Grey Beverley"
or
"Dabbie Grey Sullivan"

(Yes, I somehow thought it made perfect sense to name an orange cat Dabbie Grey. (I was under a year old when I named him. My favorite poem was Dapple Grey, but I couldn't pronounce it.)

The other pet at Sullivan st. was a female grey tabby, her name was French for 'cake':
"Gateau Sullivan" - Now that would be a classy 'lady'... ;)

Not my pets, but still,
"Wizard Benson" Oh, dear. I forgot what street Spot lived on.

Now,
"Sweetie Tecumseh"
Her real name is 'Jelly Roll', but she doesn't answer to it.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:49 PM

Not sure if I mentioned another one of mine on the last thread--"Leland Pepper".


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:50 PM

Bert,
I take in abandoned strays usually from my vet's office. They live out their golden years in luxury and die peacefully. Poor Susie was a kitten who died from cancer. Lucifer died of a heart attack - congenital heart defect (Yes I had an autopsy done) - while I was out of town. The first rule of my home which is presented to all who enter is "The cats can do no wrong". Everyone laughs until the cats pee on them in their sleep or vomit in their shoes to show displeasure and I nod knowingly and say "The cats can do no wrong". They only do these things to people who annoy them. And I have given up trying to teach them manners.
Mary


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Whistle Stop
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:59 PM

Count Hollyberry


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:03 PM

Oh I like that Whistle Stop! Can just see 'em tucking in the tens.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SDShad
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:09 PM

Soupy Main

Oh, yeah, they'd be linin' up to see "Soupy Main."

Shad


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: JedMarum
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:31 PM

tuckin' in 10's???? is that what they tuck in, now-a-days?? I'm in the wrong business!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Whistle Stop
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:47 PM

Yeah, they tuck in tens, but then they ask for change. (But I've fooled them -- when they see where I keep the change, they tell me to keep it!)


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Noreen
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:10 PM

Honey Mostyn


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Noreen
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:15 PM

Or most recently, (sniff), a tension-building drum roll for........

Houdini Tonbridge!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: annamill
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:18 PM

Peg, would that be 'Peg o' my heart'? or am I close??

L.A.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Peg
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:28 PM

annamill; nope! (hint: most dancers choose a name, whether mundane or melodramatic, that is nowhere near their own)


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:34 PM

Oh, this is great! How did I miss it before...

Frisky Westlake

Sounds like an exotic dancer to me. It actually derives from our first dachshund, a comical and loving creature who met a premature end due to a passing automobile.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:44 PM

Oh yeah, then there was the Siamese cat when we moved to the other side of Lake Skaneateles...

Simba Eastlake

I kid you not.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Peg
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 04:03 PM

Skaneateles?? as in Skaneateles NY??? I am from south of there, Elmira! Born and bred in western NY...how funny. I used to go to Skaneateles with my dad fishing when I was a kid...I drove through there a few years ago and hung out for a few hours. Nice little town. Ate at a place which had a big red and white sign out front that just said "FOOD"...


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: kendall
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 04:10 PM

This is too far out for me to play!! Cant even imagine such a thing!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Jed at Work
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 04:15 PM

Suzy Pondview? Hmm, not much of a ring for a male exotic dancer!!!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: annamill
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 04:19 PM

Can't even venture.... What is it?

L,A.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 04:21 PM

Peg - Yeah, I lived on the outskirts of Skaneateles from age 10 to 20, having moved down there with my parents from Ontario, Canada. Then moved back to Canada at age 21 and have stayed there since, except for some lenghty visits to Rolling Thunder's camp in northern Nevada. That camp is gone now, by the way.

Skaneateles has a beautiful lake, and is indeed a pretty town, although I remember the economy was rather depressed around there.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Tinker
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 04:37 PM

Hmm... Lady Higher has possibilities ... Currently it would be Bubba Orange--

Tinker


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 05:37 PM

Oh! Childhood memory only goes back as far as... Laddie Hillegas! Or Kitty Kat Hillegas!

Ow!!! Cheeks burst, jaw dislocated, LAFFin?

~S~


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Bert
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 05:46 PM

SINSULL,

I love people who take in strays. When we lived in Alabama, our daughter Rachael would bring them home by the dozen. All kinds of animals, not just cats. We had a veritable zoo. All we have left now is three cats, one dog, one turtle and a snake.

Bert.


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SDShad
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 05:53 PM

I'm just trying to get an image in my head of what a stripper named "Bubba Orange" might look like.

I may regret it if I succeed....

Shad


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: GUEST,Hhhmmmmm...
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 06:00 PM

Pecan Ruffian?

Pecan Truffle?

Id rather be Misty Vixen!


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Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Matt Woodbury/Mimosa
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 07:11 PM

Mai Lin Windsor
Orpheus Rawlins
Orpheus Throckmorton
Cairo Carlisle
Cairo Throckmorton
Jordan Throckmorton
Puck Wycliff
Puck Sheridan
Puck Buffalo Valley Road? Maybe not.

How about Mimosa?
Mimosa


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