IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Den
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 07:21 PM

Oh my God you got me there Shad LOL now I'm picturing a big nude guy wearing a sash and a bowler hat, now he could march wherever the hell he wanted. Den

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SDShad
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 08:13 PM

Dammit, Den, I knew shouldn't get an image! Shit!

LMAO, by the way. Good one.

And I've since remembered that "Soupy" was a nickname for a dog whose given name was Victor. Victor Main. Good, strong, Chippendale sort of a name. Go with cats at the same time and it's Reno Main or Toby Main. Not so good. For other dogs than first ones, there's Rival Plum and Ruby Center.

And Mimosa, I may very well steal the name "Orpheus Throckmorton" if I ever get to writing short stories again...

Trying not to picture the outfit a Wisconsin stripper named "Boots Menominee" might...uhm...wear,

Shad

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 10:50 PM

Throckmorton? Hey, I had a hamster (no, not a hampster) named Throckmorton. He and his brother Winston shared a common cage together until they started trying to kill each other. I got a second cage for Winston. They used to curse each other across the divide. It was like the DMZ in Korea.

One day I made the mistake of letting them out for exercise at the same time, one in the living room and one in the kitchen. I let down my guard for 30 seconds and they found each other. A hell of a fight erupted, which I tried to break up in every way I could think of. Dumped a bucket of water on them, got bitten trying to separate them, finally wrapped my hands in a towel and got them apart and back in their cages. They rushed to the bars and gnashed their teeth at each other for the next 15 minutes. Brotherly love, eh?

About 6 months later Winston died. Throckmorton died a few days later. I had taken the liberty of letting Winston's body rest in state in the freezer (don't ask me why), so I took both of them out to the woods....and buried them in a common grave.

Ironical, ain't it?

Your strippers' names would be...

Winston Peter Street Throckmorton Peter Street

What a feisty pair!

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Chicky
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:10 PM

Lulu Ourimba!

- Chicky

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Lox
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:17 PM

Miffy Philipsburg

Ruagh Bushy Park

Loki Mount Nicholson

(Perhaps Miffy McBushy would be he best overall synthesis)

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:43 PM

Puggy94

Beasty Cunningham

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Escamillo
Date: 25 Aug 00 - 02:57 AM

Mimosa, rather than an exotic dancer, your nickname is more appropiate for an Opera character, of the British author Sullivan, (can't remember the name), am I right ? (gotcha! I discovered the origin of your exotic nickname!) Mine is an Opera character too, from Bizet's CARMEN.

My name for exotic dancer, or better for a flamenco dancer, is Giménez Lope de Vega.

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: GUEST,Hutzul
Date: 25 Aug 00 - 03:37 AM

I feel I should be awarded the status of Stripper Emeritus from the last go 'round

Fluffy Blue Mound

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 04:15 AM

I can't remember that far back. Had a pet goat in rural Iowa when I was a baby. And I lived on numbered streets most of my life.

Can I cheat and use my oldest pet and my current street name?

If so: Lemmy St.Croix.

Oh, just remembered an older one: Kirby Main. I like Lemmy St.Croix better, though.

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Lena
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 07:33 AM

Mala Gelsomini 93
where"Mala" is a half nonsense word for evil things bringing bad luck(which means:my cat)and Gelsomini stand for "Jasmine street"...I'd be pathetic as an exotic dancer....

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Mbo
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 09:54 AM

Hey Lena, I think you're the only one on the thread I'd actually pay to see! **VBG**

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 12:28 PM

Hell, we'd all pay to see you, Mbo! **EBG***

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: GUEST,Hoot & Fidget
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 12:50 PM

My Italian father named our first dog.

Nero Randolph

And a housemate named the first cat.

Caligula King Tree

14th Street, "The Silver Slipper", "Gold Rush" and "This Is It???" (old Washington, DC) would never be the same if I had a prayer of living up to the names.

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: The Beanster
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 01:17 PM

Love these! My stripper name would be Hershey Garnet. The mind reeeels. lol (She was a chocolate dachshund who was the Einstein of dogdom, I swear).

Sinsull and Bert, kindred spirits you are...all my pets for the last 20 years have been strays and/or unwanted animals. My sister, too. She has 2 dogs, 3 parrots and I have 3 cats. Wish we could save them ALL.

(By the way, Bert, that's the name of my big orange kitty!)

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Diva
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 02:01 PM

Molly Thornwood.....classy. lol

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 04:23 PM

Minda Greenriver (toy poodle)

Valdy Digby (dachshund)

Arnot Digby (dachshund)

Susie Zimmerman (beagle)

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 04:48 PM

Bubba Orange brings to mind Bill Clinton in a Speedo suffering from jaundice. No ten tucking there!
Peg, we are all waiting. what was your stage name? Or at least give us a hint - a starting letter, number of syllables,...
Bert and the Beanster - I have never been able to say "No". Have housed sick birds, baby squirrels, turtles, cats, dogs,and a vicious dove,etc. My sister-in-law lives on ten acres in the country and has a set of unwanted dogs who were about to be euthanized - a huge lab who has no concept of his size and a tiny Yorkie. They are inseparable. Before that she had a red setter also about to be euthanized and another "lab" who was probably a Newfie. She was the size of a cow and so lovable.I live in an apartment and take in cats. some I find homes for; some just settle in. As with everything else in life, give a little and get back one hundredfold.

Subject: Cricket Applegate
From: GUEST,DocJohn
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 05:00 PM

nbm

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: jayohjo
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 06:33 PM

Hmmm - first name would be Moss Row - not great. Improved on by Goldie West tho!

jayohjo XX

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 09:31 PM

from Hardiman, GOLDIE LOWE!

~S~

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: The Beanster
Date: 28 Aug 00 - 12:22 AM

Amen to that, Sinsull. I like to take in cats from shelters or wherever that have "behavioral" problems and that are supposedly unadoptable. Baloney! I'll adopt them! hahaaa One of mine wouldn't let me touch her (literally) for the first year. Now, she sticks to me like glue! (sorry for the thread creep)

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: CarolC
Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:50 AM

I want to play this game, but it just doesn't work.

Tammy Capron Farm? Muffin Nairn? Jinx Nairn? Mishka Ara, Hull, or Grandin? Seigfried Ara, Hull, or Grandin? Lonathan S Pupek Beltsville? Beorn Jasper Riley? Nike Pig's Ear? Addidas Pig's Ear?

Arrrrghhhhh!

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Lena
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 04:28 AM

My first comics'teacher called his red cat "canguro"(kangaroo) because it's his totemic animal.But after the pet's first diarrhea attack,he christened it again : Copropotamo ,which seems to mean someone defecating a lot.How about something like this, would we pay?!Besides,if any of us was an exotic dancer,shouldn't all mudcatters have their names on the guest list?! Anyway I'd be happy to organize a tour here in Kings' Cross if you like(there are something like 20 stripping nightclubs around my place...to quotate the legitimate ones...plus the brothels and the 'Priscilla'nightclubs...)

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Kim C
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 12:03 PM

Lucky Dover.

heheheh

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Bert
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 12:24 PM

Our neighbor has just moved out and her cats are still around. I don't know if they escaped or were deliberately left behind. So we are leaving food and water out for them. We'll probably get stuck with them.

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 12:43 PM

Bert? You don't know if they were deliberately left behind? Love it! That's always my excuse too.

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Liam's Brother
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 12:46 PM

I would probably throw my back out.

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Kim C
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 01:09 PM

Throw it back out where?

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: stubblejumper
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 01:48 PM

My dogs name was BELLA and I lived on the Ballspond Road in London .Hence BELLA BALLSPOND

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Kim C
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 05:27 PM

Really, though, I always wanted to be called Nadine.

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 06:23 PM

I'd be Peter or Pippin Pound...... one was a budgie and the other a rabbit.

We used to play this with your mother's maiden (unmarried) name. Then I'd be Pippin Dunford.... The Shark (also known, I believe, as Manitas...... got you there!) would be Shadow Boundary or Shadow Sullivan. He only ever had goldfish as a pet, and the chickens they kept had names like 'lunch'.....

LTS

Subject: RE: IF YOU WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER-part2
From: Liam's Brother
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 12:04 AM

Hi KimC

Back out to the crowd. Sorry, I meant backside.