Lyr Req: Cool songs not on this page

Subject: Cool songs not on this page
From: GUEST,Kenny
Date: 31 Aug 00 - 05:33 AM

Here are three cool songs, spoofs of other songs, be warned, two of them are kind of rude.

Jingle Bells

Ho ho fucking ho what a crooked shit, we all work for santa clause and we've had enough we quit, we're stuck in the workshop while he stars in the show, so go stick christmas up your ass, ho ho fucking ho.

That was told to me by a friend, i think he originally got it off the internet.

IM not too sure of the words on this cuz i heard it from a friend for the first time yesterday.

Beverly Hillbilies.

Now this here's a story 'bput a man named jed, had a lot of hair but not on his head, then one day he was shooting for some food, when up from the ground came a lady in the nude. the next thing u know ol jed is in his truck, him and the granny are having quite a fuck.

Remember, i think there is a bit more too that song but i dont know it.

this is one i wrote when i wsa about 9 using quite a popular starting to it.

Deck the halls with bells of holly

Fill the school with gasoline

fa la la la la, la la la la.

Light a match and feel the gleam,

fa la...

now the school is in ashes,

fa la...

praise the guy that made those matches,

fa la...

teacher was inside cuz she was sappy,

fa la...

now shes dead and we're all happy,

fa la...

watch the fireman bash my head in,

fa la...

now schools out for the seaseon,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

if u want to add them 2 the site i dont mind, cya

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cool songs not on this page
From: Allan C.
Date: 31 Aug 00 - 12:19 PM

I think this is an appropriate name for this thread - just my opinion.