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Subject: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:29 AM Yes friends, your underwear are under attack!!! So I'm listening to the news and it seems that a high school in California has banned thong underwear. I'm not sure how underwear affect SAT scores and I don't think I want to know either. I understand the schools having a dress code, but aren't we going off the deep end just a bit? However if there is a job available for "U-Trou Inspector"....I am available. I didn't hear if this was gender specific and I'm wondering how they treat those radicals like myself who don't wear any. Some student said they had the "right" to wear any underwear they choose as this is a personal statement. Actually, I've never encountered talking underwear. Edible, yes....Talking, no.......and generally making a statement in your underwear is a messy affair anyway. I think I'll be dropping them a note later to apply for the "Panty Patrol." No more thongs huh? How will we have any wrestling in the Jello Pit at the tavern now? What will Mick stuff? I mean the spud will drop right out of a pair of boxers...........LET'S STAND TOGETHER and say, IT WON'T HAPPEN HERE!!!! So let's just check....what are YOU wearing???? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Linda Kelly Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:36 AM Are you going to compothe a thong about it? |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:41 AM M&S best Patrish |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Bert Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:42 AM Well I say KNICKERS to the lot of them. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: guinnesschik Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:47 AM Boy, some folks get their panties in a wad over nothing! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Lady McMoo Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM I will keep a watching brief on this one... mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Irish sergeant Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:56 AM BRIEFLY stated that really tests my frosticals. NEIL |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: guinnesschik Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:06 PM BTW, Ickle, there ith a thucky "thong" about thongth. It thtinkths! It'th by thith guy named Thithqo....he thould be thot. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Terry K Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:10 PM Do you remember the Irish comedian who had L and R written on his wellies? I used to go out with a girl who had C & A on her knickers. Yes, I know, it's very old (for those who don't know, C&A is a large chain store in UK). Cheers, Terry |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Linda Kelly Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:13 PM When I was at school, if you were caught without your regulation grey flannel knicknacknorers you were beaten and thrust into a dungeon.. (but then they did that sort of thing in Coventry.....) |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Little Neophyte Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:34 PM Well I must admit I do wear thong underwear. We have already explored this before, haven't we Catspaw? I even wear them to Hearme BB |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:41 PM I am always willing to explore a lady's underwear BonAmi! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: sledge Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:43 PM I think we need photographic confirmation of bonnies claim. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Little Neophyte Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:54 PM I can send you the receipt from the Satin and Silk lady's undergarment store. BonnAmi |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dharmabum Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:09 PM Makes sense to me. You can't write near as many answers on a pair of thongs as you can on a pair of boxers! I'll bet the SAT scores go up. ofcourseanicepairofthongswillalwaysgetariseoutofme.Ron. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: MMario Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:25 PM but BelleAmie (I'm chauvanistic enough to want to use the feminine for you) - a receipt only shows you purchased the thongs, not that you wear them. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Bill D Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:28 PM since it was in California, I'm assuming that's ALL they were wearing.... |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:31 PM And for her suspender a motor boats fender and fifty two fathoms of rope...Aye. Dave. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Morticia Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:33 PM I just had a quick look to discover that, in the sparrow fart of this a.m whilst dressing in braille as usual, I have put the keks that say Friday on.......and it's Wednesday......what would California knicker police make of that,I wonder? Probably shoot me. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Kim C Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:49 PM How do they know what kind of underwear these kids are wearing in the first place, is what I'd like to know. As an American citizen I reserve the right to thing thongs, write thongs, and wear thongs. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:57 PM KimC. Correct me if I'm wrong but does'nt the Constitution support your right to- wear thongs, thing thongs, and write thongs; as well as to keep and arm bears? Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: SINSULL Date: 13 Sep 00 - 03:00 PM Knowing the fashions of today, is it possible they are wearing them outside and not inside? Or with the oversized jeans drooping around their hips, the truth will out among other things? Our plumber wears BVDs - not that I peek. They are kind of "in my face" when he stoops. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: wildlone Date: 13 Sep 00 - 03:21 PM Now is as good a time as ever to post THIS . |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: DougR Date: 13 Sep 00 - 03:43 PM I don't believe (IMO) the Constitution of the United States guarantees the right of anyone to wear or not underwear. Perhaps it was an oversight, but I don't think the Founding Fathers addressed this subject. I'm fairly certain the question of thongs was not considered. Personally, I always wear clean underwear in the event that I get in a car wreck. Spaw, didn't your mother ever warn you of that possibility? DougR |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Lyrical Lady Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:25 PM I have laughed so hard at this thread that I have to go change mine.... I think if I stay around you people much longer I'll have to get some "Depends"... LL |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: SINSULL Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:28 PM Yeah, Spaw, didn't she? And given your lack of undergarments, you may want to review your father's instructions re: catch-free zipping of one's fly. Well worth the time spent. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:55 PM I gave up on the whole idea. I had these wonderful and proper parents who did all the right things, but as life took over I realized they were mistaken in certain elemental aspects. If I have just been run down by a Kenworth, I don't want to be taken anywhere that inspects my u-trou before checking for internal bleeding. I have probably crapped myself anyway, so what good were the clean underwear in the first place? The style decision------What type? Briefs (Y-fronts) are like the Grand Hotel...no ballroom. Boxers wad up unless you're into wearing pants made by American Tent and Awning. And how anyone can stand a thong, I haven't a clue. Perhaps if I were into BDSM and liked the idea of a rope up the crack of my ass, it would be different. I am always careful with zippers which is easier than trying to open multiple flaps to retrieve Joe Smackers. I don't wear socks either. All those years of 3-piece suits.......I shudder when I think of those days.............Geeziz, somebody get me a drink. Spaw Spaw |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:05 PM The fact is, Spaw used to attempt at least to wear underwear, but they all got burned off by a process rather similar to spontaneous combustion...I don't have to explain why, do I? So now he simply goes without, and has put the extra money aside to buy that lava lamp he so desperately wanted...the one that's looks like a transparent figure of Richard Nixon in the nude. Ath for thongth, I think we could uthe a lot more of them. Thath my opinion, and if you don't like it, you can go thcrew yourthelveth. And tho can that thtupid thchool in California! By the way, thongs are the least of it. I was playing a gig the other night, and broke my G-string...in the middle of a song called "I Got Nothin' To Hide From You". It was very embarrassing! As Dylan said, "the naked truth is still taboo whenever it can be seen". |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:25 PM Well, anyway they can't stop you yanks growing beards - there's a clear commitment to "life, liberty and the hirsute of happiness" isn't there? |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Naemanson Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:33 PM Wasn't it Jon Campbell (of Rhode Island) who came up with the classic line in his song Frederick's Of Gallilee? "They sell the very best in underwater underwire underwear." |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:41 PM Just a thong at thigh height..... Morty, you still have the days of the week on them? Is that an indication of when to take them off or when to put them on.....? Mind you, I had some with rabbits on when I was 22..... Phoebe has to have her name in hers for school; according to mine, I'm St Michael - patron saint of underwear.... Sharky was dressing by braille one morning when I woke up and turned on the light, just as well I did, he'd put his trollies on back to front and thought someone had done a Lorena Bobbit on him!! Then there is the black silk lacy pair of female trollies that I found in his melodeon bag..... still don't know whose they are.... Morty? LTS
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Kim C Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:46 PM Yes, Dave, you are correct, and I would like to add, that I also have the right to keep my arms bare as well. Which I usually do from the end of April to about the end of September, depending on the capricious Tennessee weather. Spaw!!!!! You are Too Funny!!!!! You almost made coffee come out my nose. (okay, I drink coffee this late in the day. so what?) Bill Cosby once made the same comment - if you are in an accident, your underwear is likely to be soiled anyway, so what's the point? Thongs are not really that bad. Like contact lenses, you get used to them after awhile. Plus, if it weren't for thongs, we couldn't wear those nice clingy dresses and stuff without unsightly lines. :) Actually I heard a radio commentator once say that he thought panty lines were sexy. Something about little rabbits in a sack. I don't know exactly what he meant by that... |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Metchosin Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:08 PM gee I 'd have thought if Americans had the right to bare arms, they would have had the right to bare bums too! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: DougR Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:10 PM Kim C: you mean SOME women DO wear thongs? Lordee! DougR |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:16 PM Aren't they called bacon slicers in some parts of the world? Can't think why!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: DougR Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:30 PM Me either. Spaw: but suppose you DON'T soil your underwear? Oh that's right, you really couldn't, could you? DougR |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Jim the Bart Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:39 PM As I read this thread I began to wonder if, indeed, there was a proper or best form of underwear to wear. So I went to consult the old wise guy of the hills, known for his advanced years, superior wisdom and great flatulence. And after many hours of climbing over rocks, rills, uplands, mounds and hills I arrived at his lair, which I approached cautiously (for obvious reasons). Finally, catching his eye as he shambled into the sunlight, I posed to him the age old question - "What, to you good sir, seems best - boxers, briefs, or thongs?" To which he replied (Here it comes) "Well, Depends. . ." |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: MichaelAnthony Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:55 PM What a cheeky thread...those thongs... |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Biskit Date: 13 Sep 00 - 08:40 PM Don't know much for bacon slicers. Roun' here we calls em Anal Floss.Run their knickers uppa flag pole ARUGH! Praise we could use some runnin'Knickers up the flagpole input here!-Biskit- |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Naemanson Date: 13 Sep 00 - 08:55 PM I've heard thong underwear called butt floss! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: wysiwyg Date: 13 Sep 00 - 09:07 PM Guilty of not reading the whole thread. Did they ban potatoes too? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Jolly Date: 13 Sep 00 - 10:55 PM I suppose banning things is better than making everyone wear them. I tried once - very uncomfortable!!!! Naemanson - "ButtFloss" is not a bad description!! Kim |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Mbo Date: 13 Sep 00 - 10:58 PM But wait...does this include Sumo wrestling thongs as well? |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Jolly Date: 13 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM Mbo, you just brought a picture to mind I wish you hadn't... Kim |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: richlmo Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:23 PM I can't beleive I read all this! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Mbo Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:30 PM I can't believe I read the WHOLE thing! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:36 PM Mbo, the sumo thongs should not be banned, but those damn knitting needles..... All the best. Seamus |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: hesperis Date: 14 Sep 00 - 12:32 AM Yeth! Women and thongth theem to be very popular nowadays. Check out thith thite or thith one. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Lena Date: 14 Sep 00 - 03:55 AM We didn't even have a uniform at higschool...but being the artsiest artsie place around,people would look souspiciously at you if you changed your socks often,or had a shower more often than twica a month.And I usually wear men's briefs cause-have you ever noticed?Female underwear tends to - well,never mind,I'll write it in that thread about forbidden topics |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: sledge Date: 14 Sep 00 - 04:02 AM Lena, do go on, PLEASE :-) |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Lena Date: 14 Sep 00 - 04:09 AM Never.My bum is gonna remain a well protected secret. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Rachel D Date: 14 Sep 00 - 06:31 AM I converted to thongs at the age of 22 after ascertaining that i may as well make the most of having a butt that is nice to look at while I've got one. No doubt now I'm 25- as I have heard that everything goes downhill from now on- I will soon be purchasing M&S 'briefs'- laughably named since they always seem to be made to cover the area from chest to thigh. Thongs are comfortable- unless you buy them 2 sizes too small- in which case you could put yourself out of action for months. Rachel |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: DebC Date: 14 Sep 00 - 09:18 AM And I thought I might find a parody here!! (hint-hint) Debra |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Kim C Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:13 AM DougR, you don't get out much do you, pard? :) |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Jim the Bart Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:33 AM Go figure - they ban the wearing of thong underwear in the one population group that - in most cases - can get away with wearing it. Next thing you know they're gonna ban pasties and those metal bosom holders that Madonna introduced. Tip for young high school men - wear either of those and they excuse you from taking gymn class! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:40 AM Probably keep you out of the army too Bart........ OOPS.....Sorry, had a 60's flashback there. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Sep 00 - 01:20 PM Spaw - in your case I fear the term "flashback" can only mean one thing... |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Bill D Date: 14 Sep 00 - 01:39 PM wonder why no one has yet made the connection between this thread and the song..."The Constitution and the Guerriere"...i.e. Derriere might be a parody there |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Kim C Date: 14 Sep 00 - 02:21 PM what about the London Derriere? |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Sep 00 - 05:07 PM Ah yes, bum floss.... Mbo - you really MUST get out more! and Lena - the phenomenom is called 'hungry bum syndrome'. It is even worse when it eats your skirt or trousers as well! LTS |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: DougR Date: 14 Sep 00 - 06:19 PM No, Kim, I usually stick pretty close to the cave. :>) DougR |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Little Neophyte Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:16 PM Bum floss? That is disgusting. I would compare it more to a horse having a bit in its mouth. My thongs keep me calm and in control. BonAmmie |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Mbo Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:19 PM Well, since I didn't go to high school...I've never seen anyone wearing a thong...never seen highschool girls wearing thongs...so I don't think the ruling affects me one way or another. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:44 PM RISING OF THE MOON
"And come tell me, Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you wear them so?"
"Tell me, tell me, Sean O'Farrell, where the gatherin' is to be?"
Out from many a mud-walled cabin, eyes were lookin' through the night
Have fun with this one (I'll be dead when the Irish see what I've done to their song) Aye. Dave
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:47 PM Damn editing trouble Joe Help!!! Add "for our cheeks must be together for the rising of the moon" after whistle up the marching tune.... TKS Dave |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:58 PM That's great Dave!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 15 Sep 00 - 08:10 AM Thanks Spaw mate... glad you enjoyed it... Thread creep How about a song challenge Aine??? Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: guinnesschik Date: 15 Sep 00 - 06:29 PM I'll never sing it the same again....I'm wiping tears from my eyes. Great job, Dave! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 Sep 00 - 10:54 AM Some of my Irish pals would be after the skin on me back to make a Bodhran for that one mates.. Yours, Aye. Dave (in hiding) |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 16 Sep 00 - 10:08 PM Forgot the chorus...
For the raising of a Moon Goodnight |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Lena Date: 17 Sep 00 - 08:34 AM Thanks Kat,I realize now it's a common syndrome.Mbo,can I ask you why didn't you go to high school?! |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Ely Date: 17 Sep 00 - 01:39 PM Whew, for a minute I thought it was MY high school, since they banned everything else (facial hair on men, earrings on men, hair dyed anything but "natural" colors). But I'm not from California. I don't understand thongs. The point of underwear is to prevent contact between the skin and one's outer clothing (to reduce chafing and keep out clothes clean longer)--if you're going to wear a thong, why not just go commando? |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Mbo Date: 17 Sep 00 - 04:58 PM I didn't go to highschool because I was homeschooled from September '86, after I finished 1st Grade, until November '96, when I took the GED. I started college in March of '97. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: hesperis Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:02 PM Mbo - No WONDER you're an Art Major! Butt why didn't you choose Liberal Arts? Okay, okay, I'll be serious now. Home Education is cool! How did you structure it? I was home educated for a while. It was one of the best things that ever happened to me. But being an only child kinda sucked, cause I sorta just drifted into being by myself a lot. I started talking to trees and stuff, cause there weren't any humans around to talk to. (And the trees started talking back...) I'm glad that I tried to go to high school, but I don't like the way schools are organized and run. There isn't much respect for people, and then the 'authorities' get upset about not receiving respect from the 'students'. Shheeeeesshhh!!! I was so happy to leave high school. Since then I've been learning anything I can about whatever interests me. So much better than school. |
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Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR From: Mbo Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:18 PM Yep, it was a wild ride alright! BTW Liberal Arts isn't a good major if you want a job. Graphic Design is. |
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