Country-Western 'Hit' Titles:

Subject: Country-Western 'Hit' Titles:
From: Uncle Jaque
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 05:46 PM

Country-Western Song Titles

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed.

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

I Got In bed at 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.

I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's a-Gittin' Better!

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here.

I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You.

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You!

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him.

Please Bypass this Heart.

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

You Done Tore Out My Heart, and Stomped that Sucker Flat.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

Subject: RE: Country-Western 'Hit' Titles:
From: Mbo
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 05:50 PM

Actually, "Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth" is a parody by country comedian Ray Stevens. That song comes from his classic album "He Thinks He's Ray Stevens!" which also has the great song "Fred" on it too.

Subject: RE: Country-Western 'Hit' Titles:
From: DougR
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 08:46 PM

"I'm Glad I Made You Cry, 'Cause your Face Is Cleaner Now."

DougR